#Incorrect the walking dead quotes

[daddygrimes]

carl: why are you holding hands?

y/n: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.

carl: oh, i though you were dating or something.

daryl: we are.

y/n: we’re also really fucking stressed.

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[sam-moose]

Carl, standing with his back turned: i've been expecting you, y/n.

y/n: how did you do that without turning around?

Carl:

Carl: to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did this to were not you...

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[kiraxcute]

Negan: Hey how y'all-

Daryl: *angry Daryl noises*

Negan: *screams* GET YOUR FUCKING DOG RICK

Rick: He don't bite

Negan: YES HE DO

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[raiisakitsune]

Judith: can i keep the light on ?

Michonne: and provide the walkers with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie

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[paleshelter29]

Beth: [Kisses Daryl’s Nose]

Daryl, frowning in confusion: What is this?

Beth, seemingly alarmed but calm: ... Affection.

Daryl, scrunching his nose in seeming distaste: Disgusting

Daryl:

Beth:

Daryl: Do it again.

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[rahhhhhhhbrobro]

carl: i dress like shit. im high as fuck on drugs all the time-

*shrugs towards the group*

i got like seven different parents. one of ems biological, you gotta guess.

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[coockie8]

Daryl: Fine, we can go bowling. But don't make fun a' me if I suck.

Merle: I'm gonna make fun a' ya regardless of if ya 'suck' er not.

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[kimjun]

girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters

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[arrowenchantress]

Daryl: *Is carrying bags of stuff they just found*

Y/n: *Holds out hand to help*

Daryl: *Aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold Y/ns hand*

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[celtic-crossbow]

Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.

Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?

Daryl: …

Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.

Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?

Daryl: Yers.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?

Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people

Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-

Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window

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[daddygrimes]

daryl: how do i make a date really romantic?

carol: try being mysterious.

*later, on a date with y/n*

y/n: so, where are we going?

daryl: none of yer fuckin' business.

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[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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[twdxtrevor]

Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm

Daryl: why would i love a worm

. . .

Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*

Rick: what's wrong y/n

Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me

Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM

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[hannibals-favourite-meal]

*The group is getting into the car*

Rick: I’m driving.

Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!

Glenn, turning to face Y/N: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Y/N: WOAH-

Y/N, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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[paleshelter29]

Rick: Where’s Carl?

Jerry: Doing stuff and thangs, boss man.

Michonne: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Judith?

Jerry: Trying to stop Carl from doing the stuff and thangs

Maggie: And Enid?

Jerry: Trying to stop Judith from stopping Carl from doing the stuff

Carol and Ezekiel: And Henry?

Jerry: Trying to stop Enid from stopping Judith from stopping Carl

Daryl: And Lydia and Beth?

Jerry: Trying to stop Henry from stopping Enid from stopping Judith from stopping Carl...

Morgan: And Benjamin?

Jerry, taking a deep breath: Trying to stop Lydia and Beth from stopping Henry from stopping Enid from stopping Judith from stopping Carl

Ezekiel: I see. And what are you doing here, Jerry?

Jerry, almost out of breath: Oh, I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Benjamin, from stopping Lydia, from stopping Beth, from stopping Henry, from stopping Enid, from stopping Judith, from stopping Carl from doing the stuff and things.

*An explosion rips through the air*

Jerry: Guess they found the stuff and thangs boss.

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