Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.
Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.
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Tim: I’ve accidentally indulged in to much ‘me time’
Tim: Turns out, I’ve been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Tim:
Tim: I hope they make a Buzz Feed about me.
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Cody: If Quinlan is a pain in the shebs why are you in a relationship?
Fox: He is a great provider
Cody: And what does he provide you with exactly?
Fox watches a microwave blow up in Quinlan's face after he stuck a bowl of noodles with a fork in it: Amusement mostly.
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steve: how do you feel about children?
eddie: uh, they’re okay, I guess. I mean, if I saw one on the street I wouldn’t throw a rock at them.
steve: why would you throw a rock at a child.
eddie: I just said I wouldn’t.
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Katara: Azula, I think we should go back home.
Katara: So many people stress me out, and that's not good for the baby.
Azula: W-what baby?
Katara: (sobs) Me
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Lucy: Tim and I are having a baby.
Tamara: That's gre-
Tim, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Incorrect quotes YIPEEEE
time to disappear for an another two months 😎
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Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?
Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.
Snow: *smiles*
Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…
Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.
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Charlie: You have no idea what I'm capable of.
Adam: I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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Steve: Babe, what would you do if I was choking?
Eddie: I would pull out two inches and say I was sorry.
Robin [Slamming her hands on the table getting up and leaving]: One dinner!!! All I wanted was to have one peaceful Fucking dinner!!!
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Obi-Wan: If I died
Cody, scrolling through his datapad: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
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Kyoko: the path to inner peace starts with four words
Kyoko: not my fucking problem
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eddie: *accidentally hits steve in the face*
eddie’s high af mind: *trying to decide between saying ‘are you okay’ and ‘i’m sorry*
eddie: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
steve: *chokes back tears* w-why-
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