Mihawk: no
Buggy:
Mihawk: ... what did I tell you about batting your eyelashes at me
Buggy, sadly: it only works on Shanks
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Steve: I'm the hero that this island deserves.
Danny: You're the hero that's a pain in my ass. Get off the roof and come down for dinner.
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Axel: [hears yelling and what sounds like a gun going off]
Axel: [snatches Roxas and Xion up under his arms and runs]
Roxas: PUT US DOWN
Axel: NO, YOUR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS
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Barbara: happy birthday! here's Paul's gift to you
Ringo: that's a big box!
Barbara: yeah!
Ringo: ... he's inside it isn't he
Barbara, sighing: yeah
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Mythra: i’ll cook dinner tonight
Milton, shaking: is that a threat
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Pico: What are you writing?
Otis: The government wants to know what kinds of weaponry I have experience with. I’m letting them know it’s private information.
Pico, peering over Otis's shoulder: That just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy...
Otis: Mhm!
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peter & bucky forming the ‘we hate trains’ club over breakfast
ko-fi
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Steve: You know what? We're clever too, smartypants.
Quinn: Oh yeah? What's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?
Danny, narrows his eyes: Don't fall for it, Steve. She's just making up words.
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Xigbar: Be kind, because everyone you meet is fighting a battle that you know nothing about.
Xaldin: You stole that guy’s bike because he told you that your hair made you look old
Xigbar, serenely: and that was my battle. So be kind
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Bucky: *pokes Bruce*
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other superheroes: [pause and listen to villains while they give their long self-pitying monologues after they get cornered]
bucky:
based on this incorrectbucko tweet:
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Steve *gently*: buck why don’t you go outside and socialize a little bit? I feel like you’re a little disconnected from society ya know
Bucky: you can’t spell disconnected from society without disco *puts on his heart shaped glittery sunglasses that Peter gave him*
Steve:
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