One of my loyal followers sent me the link to this match: the "D-Man" Dan Parker getting squashed by this massive Celtic warrior, Robert Baines. Here I've edited the original video to focus on D-Man's punishment and exquisite I-Can't-Take-Any-More suffering.
Watch D-Man oversell every slam, arching his back and cringing in agony for a prolonged beat as he puts his lean physique (and impressive bulge) on display for us. I think the "Cocky Canuck" wants us to check out the white maple leaf decal on the front of his trunks (it has my attention.)
I feel like it's kinda gross to only watch a show consistently for one wrestler. Like... for example, if I was to tune into Smackdown every week just to see Pete Dunne. Some weeks, he won't be there and that's fine. I'm not gonna throw a hissy fit over it, maybe there will be another match on the show I'll enjoy (this is a hypothetical scenario as I don't consider myself a WWE fan these days, there are wrestlers in that company I love but I still say fuck the fed, you butchered the uk indy scene)
YOUR FAVOURITE WRESTLER DOESN'T NEED TO BE ON THE SHOW EVERY WEEK FOR YOU TO ENJOY THE PRODUCT.
I genuinely do not believe any wrestler is “Mid” They all have to start somewhere and find their footing. Hell, on the indy’s a lot of people called the Young Bucks mid, and look where they are now! Just cause they aren’t center pieced doesn’t mean they’re “Mid.” ☺️