guys, it's 2 in the morning so i'm going to bed, but i've queued a post every hour for the next... 6, i think? i just wanted to tell you that i know it said submissions close on friday, but that does mean you'll have all of friday - consider it like a last call for submissions, so send them in!
anyway, see you in the morning <3
HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT
Pre-Preliminary #34
Submission 202
Instant coffee tastes better than any other kind of coffee
I started drinking instant coffee while I was working on my thesis at university, as so many do, and I guess I just acquired a taste for it. Instant coffee is the only thing I can be arsed to make on the occasions when I'm tired enough to need coffee, and I guess I just formed a positive association with it that way. Also they often come with a little chocolate shaker and foam up like magic when you pour the hot water in. I feel like coffee that requires effort to make defeats the fundamental purpose of coffee.
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Dalgona Iced Coffee is a popular Korean coffee beverage that rose to prominence during the COVID-19 pandemic. This drink is simple to make and ideal for coffee lovers looking for a refreshing twist on their standard cup of coffee. Made with Instant Coffee, Granulated Sugar, Milk.
i wanted to make it a poll and myb i shld still add one so it 'reaches' further but like i am curious if ppl who drink both instant and ground coffee realize any different impact on them but i can't figure out a good way to phrase the results n fit them all into 12 bc i can't just ask yes one has more of an impact it's got to be in what way n also worse or better is subjective if i'm drinking coffee to poop then the one that makes me poop (more) wld be a better impact but if i'm not drinking coffee to poop then yh sigh if u see this lmk! personally i feel like instant coffee esp at night keeps me awake more n can also make me hella disruptively anxious i think it's also more likely to make me poop. i drink ground coffee more consistently n i feel like generally it doesnt make me notably anxious and it will keep me sufficiently alert n awake etc but without feeling like it's doing it if tht makes sense? but with instant i am aware it is working within my body lol
If you told George Washington, inventor of instant coffee not the president, that the word, “Facebook” is a verb, and doesn’t mean a book that is a face or putting your face in a book, he’d tell you to get out of his house.
You make something up that sounds plausible and you just have to convince people to use it as well.