#Inuyasha incorrect quotes

[yu-huuuu]

Sesshomaru: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Sesshomaru: That one. I want that one.

#sesshomaru #sesshomaru x reader #inuyasha #inuyasha x reader #inuyasha incorrect quotes

[creative-hanyou-girl]

Kagome: InuYasha.

InuYasha: Hm?

Kagome: I don't like that you don't have a last name.

InuYasha: Excuse me?

Kagome: You have no last name. It sucks!

InuYasha: Well what's wrong with that?

Kagome: It doesn't suit you. You deserve a last name.

Kagome: You should get a last name.

InuYasha: Get one??? And to what???

Kagome: Higurashi. *walks away*

InuYasha *flustered*: D-did you just-!

InuYasha: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME!!!!????

InuYasha: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!!!!

InuYasha: ARE YOU GIGGLING!!!???

InuYasha: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

And that's how InuYasha became InuYasha Higurashi (and married Kagome)

#had to alter the og incorrect quote a bit since as far as we know Inu doesn't HAVE a last name #but this is 1 of my fav incorrect quotes and wanted to do it with InuKag #ok but also I kinda like the idea of Kagome being the 1 to propose❤ #inuyasha takes on Kagome's last name when they marry and you can't convince me otherwise! #inuyasha #inuyasha higurashi #kagome higurashi #inukag #the hanyou and his miko #inukag proposal #incorrect quotes #inuyasha incorrect quotes #higurashi family #post canon #married inukag #honestly I could totally see this happening #even after the 3 year separation #with Kagome making the 1st move and proposing herself #and Inuyasha going brain-dead for a hot second and becoming totally flustered #he accepts later on btw don't worry #inukag headcanon #inuyasha headcanons

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Kagome: Now, Koga, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Inuyasha: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect anime quotes #inuyasha #kagome higurashi #kagome #inuyasha anime #koga inuyasha #inuyasha incorrect quotes

[ap-kinda-lit]

Kagome, alongside Inuyasha in the middle of a battle: Miroku! Marry us!

Miroku, fending off demons: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT.

#s: pirates of the caribbean #Inukag #incorrect quotes #incorrect inuyasha #inuyasha #Miroku #kagome #kagome higurashi #kagome x inuyasha #inuyasha x kagome #pirates of the caribbean

[zazasthingsfoundcoolornice]

Y/n : ...Inuyasha just killed a goldfish.

Inuyasha : *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.

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Inuyasha : *running towards Y/n with open arms*

Y/n : *moves out of the way*

Inuyasha : Hey, why'd you move?!

Y/n : I thought you were going to attack me.

Inuyasha : I was going to hug you!

Y/n : Why would you hug me?

Inuyasha : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Inuyasha : Am I in trouble?

Y/n : Take a guess.

Inuyasha : No?

Y/n : Take another guess.

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Inuyasha : Is five a lot of followers?

Y/n : Depends on the context.

Y/n : On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Y/n : In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

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Y/n : Inuyasha ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Inuyasha : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Y/n :

Y/n : I wrote sanitize, Inuyasha .

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Y/n : Inuyasha … I’m bleeding…

Inuyasha : Oh god… what’s your blood type?!

Y/n : B positive…

Inuyasha : I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-

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Y/n : *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Inuyasha : This is light?!

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Inuyasha I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.

Y/n : These are handcuffs.

Inuyasha : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

#incorrect quotes #inuyasha x reader

[yu-huuuu]

Y/N: -pointing- May I sit here?

Sesshomaru: That’s my lap

Y/N: That doesn’t answer my question, Sessh

#sesshomaru #sesshomaru x reader #inuyasha incorrect quotes #inuyasha x reader

[ap-kinda-lit]

Inuyasha: Oh yeah? And how are you going to stop me?

Shippo: I’ll tell Kagome.

Inuyasha: No, wait—

#InuKag #incorrect quotes #inuyasha #incorrect inuyasha #shippo #shippou #kagome higurashi #kagome x inuyasha

[zazasthingsfoundcoolornice]

Y/n , having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!

Inuyasha : ....That’s a gecko—

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Y/n : Did you have to stab them?

Inuyasha : You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Y/n : What did they say?

Inuyasha : "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Y/n : That’s fair.

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Y/n : Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Inuyasha : There are no books in prison.

Y/n : *sighs* Thank you.

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Y/n : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Inuyasha : We have heart?

Y/n : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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Y/n : Do you even know what an amulet is?

Inuyasha : Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Y/n : Inuyasha , those are omelettes.

Inuyasha : Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Y/n : I have an idea.

Inuyasha : A good idea?

Y/n : Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

#incorrect quotes #inuyasha x reader