Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
the true girlhood experience (fighting the urge to fall to your knees in the middle of a grocery shopping aisle because of a sudden wave of grief that hit you out of nowhere)
Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.
For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.
I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.
hey people here's the ultimate boop guide!! (in case ur confused)
to boop people, just go to either the home/explore page and scroll until you find someone with a boop button next to their name like this ↓
just click that and u booped someone!!
(some people opted out so not everyone has that option)
(also, it doesn't matter if the person is following you, your moot, etc,, u can just boop a random stranger!)
you can also boop yourself by going to your own blog and click the boop button on top of a post that you made/reblogged !
(also gives you this pop-up lol)
you can also view someone's blog and then boop them with this button !
last but not least we have the super boop !!
find any boop button, hover over it for a few seconds, then it should do a spinning animation; then click it and if it gives u this pop-up that means it worked :3
update: ok i dont think super booping works on mobile :(
WAIT GUYS YOU CAN EVIL BOOP SOMEONE
hover over the boop button and wait for it to do the spinning animation at least 3 times, then click it and it should give u this pop-up
im gonna try super booping everyone who interacts with this lol
ok im also gonna attempt to super boop your other accounts too
I CANT KEEP UP HELPP 😭 (also its almost midnight for me now..)
woke up with 7k notes and its still going 😭 not attempting to boop every single person anymore lol.. 💔