deleting my dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (performing in the same middle school talent show and forgetting about it until years later when he reminds me while I’m attempting to buy weed from him because I’m being haunted by an inter-dimensional demon)
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aw hell nah spunc bob has [becomed] NEO
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CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?????
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“Taylor Swift becomes the first woman-“
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Happy birthday to the original ADHD vs Autism
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Today Zoro is: shopping for clothes at the soup store!
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the feminine urge to publish a poetry book
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