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#It is in fact rather dissimilar to an actual milk carton who could've suspected
sysig
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Even my blood is strawberry-scented
Charm Myr, probably
#It has been an interesting day so far
#Our closest store is having a closing sale - it is a large brand weep not - so we went out and bought some novelties
#I now have a plush horse :) And I am happy for it
#He's made with soft plush material and has interesting construction! Well worth waiting for a sale lol
#But one of the things we saw was this like - plastic milk container filled with slime? Pink slime that's strawberry-scented?
#And we were like ''Well obviously we have to get this I mean it's on sale /and/ it's absolutely ridiculous''
#And so we get home crack it open and it slowly just kinda plops and bloops and pops out of the small opening at the top
#It is in fact rather dissimilar to an actual milk carton who could've suspected
#So we play with it for a bit and it has that very Distinct clearly-not-edible chemically strawberry smell that toys tend to
#But it's shimmery and cold and that's great for summer (not that it's very cold today but good for the future!)
#And it has a warning not to eat it (no worries there it smells terrible) and to wash hands once you're done playing with it
#We do and continue about our day
#Now I - despite growing my middle finger nails - still bite all of the rest of them and the skin around them
#I go to do so and immediately sputter and pfffbtl and all the rest
#The smell - the /taste/ has seeped into the pads of our fingers and despite several hand washings it will not let up
#Hot water cold water hand soap dish soap fuckin' baking soda it is relentless
#I can't even touch what I want to eat directly because the flavour will transfer from my fingers to the food to my mouth
#It even stays on my lips so I can't lick them without tasting that horrible bitterness laced up in ✨stwawbewwy✨
#I am in hell
#So yeah 8/10 we'll have to put on gloves next time we play with it
#Villainsona
#Just Desserts
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