#It was as if it never happened.’

[daylighteclipsed]

cant stop thinking of brenner stranger things’s quote abt the nina opera in relation to sora kingdom hearts forgetting riku’s sacrifice/death I am fr mentally ill

#‘it’s the story of a young woman whose lover was killed in a duel. Nina was so traumatized that she buried the memory. #It was as if it never happened.’ #as soon as i heard that my brain leapt to Them. the brain rot is real and incurable #but i am just. so fascinated by the concept of magic or other worldly forces being used to depict trauma #of which st rgu and kh all hit on #(com specifically has done this already) #like even if sora’s memories have been magicked away it’s what that represents #the complete rejection and repression of traumatic memories #and what makes me so insane is that he watches all his friends die and he can process every death except riku #it’s all a horrible terrible experience but riku’s death is where sora’s heart and mind cut it off #when the pain becomes just unbearable #and it’s going to hurt so BAD when the mental wall - magic or otherwise - is knocked down and he remembers #but it’s also deliciously tied up in a potential realization of romantic love #riku’s self-sacrifice. such a horrible moment. such a wonderful moment. such an overwhelming memory and flood of emotions attached to it #how terrifying

[paranoidgemsbok]

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

#AND I ASKED THEM WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AND THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE DRUNK AND USED WHATEVER THEY HAD ON HAND #LIKE YOURE GOING TO BE HOSPITALIZED PLEASE NEVER MAKE COLD PROCESS SOAP AGAIN

[inkskinned]

i know people are good because of this: the universe often assigns me side quests. in a circular strangeness; despite my inability to locate my-own-anything, i am almost-always finding someone else's lost things. dogs, coats, phones, cash, laptops. it happens so often it's almost tiring; suddenly being looped into a tiny amount of detective work.

but when i'm with other people who are not used to this: the response is almost invariably delight. yes, maybe they are simply thrilled by the mystery. it's just... they light up so much. i think maybe more... i think they like the opportunity to do something kind.

a few weeks ago, i was at a bar and i found a wallet as soon as we stepped outside. i felt nervous to ask for help, worried i would be holding up the night. i picked it up and said go on without me, i should help this get back to its home.

instead, three people pulled out their phones - to find him on facebook, to help cancel his credit cards. two people went back into the bar to tell the bartender, two others went calling down the street. group texts, facebook posts, instagram stories. people, without even seeing what happened, start offering help to me. fifteen minutes and: someone knows someone who knows the guy. the cheer that went up - just for finding him, just for this small thing. someone gets him on the phone. strangers dance around me, hopping on their feet - are you the girl that found that wallet? good for you, that's a good thing you're doing/same thing happened to me and somebody did what you're doing and i thank god everyday for people like you/i can't believe you found him so fast this is so exciting

i gave it back to him in a parking lot. i watched his shoulders sag with relief. there was cash in it still - he checked the pocket, and then sheepishly held the money out to me. i didn't take it. i held up my hands. "it's no problem, man. i know you'd do the same for me."

i don't know him, to be honest. i don't know if he is the same kind of person i am. but he nodded at me.

and i know people are good. i know people are good, because the way this story ends isn't surprising. we wave goodbye awkwardly. my friend loops their arm around me.

"i can't believe we got it back to him," they said. "i'm going to be riding that high for weeks."

#i lost my wallet in disney world once #and really thought i had beefed it bc i was 19 and alone #and a woman got it back to me within an hour #just like . a mom #i have no idea how she got my number or info #and i do think that since then karmatically god has been like. #ur about to be the same person in someone else's life #btw i like the side quests but they never happen at a good time #once saved 2 lost dogs while on the way to the airport. i already had my 70 pound dog in the back of my car #and had to chase 2 dogs down the street to wrastle into my passenger seat #(she ended up writing me the fucking nicest thank you card and sending me WAY #W A Y too much in target bucks as a thank-you) #i went 2 go see batman the other night and legit like. had already been running late #to go see a friend #and instead was like. sorry i have to step outside and use this person's phone to see if i can find them #i once found 250 dollars in cash lol #MEANWHILE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE #I LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING #adhd will be like #: thou art so observant that it is distracting : #: BUT not observant towards items that are not novel to you : #: die mad about it : #: so it is written. so it must be : #: no nobody saw where you put the fucking car keys :

[notgreengardens]

jesus fucking christ, one last time for the record: “the rhetoric western countries use against country X is racist fearmongering” and “the government of country X has done a lot of serious human rights violations that cannot be excused” are statements that can and should coexist

#the coldest take I have seen on this webbed site in WEEKS is #'state torture of LGBTIQ people in Russia never happened and is just cold war style fearmongering' #like #you totally should criticize how western powers acted in this context #especially their hypocrisy when they present themselves as totally LGBTIQ friendly #but fucking hell #what happened in chechnya was real #and IS still real #what a great opportunity to go to welcometochechnya.com #and download money to the russian heros who risk their lives to get queer people out of chechnya

[theellipelli]

this is what happened right

#i do like hunters new fit a lot but i couldn't stop thinking about this alright #im also very certain that he picked his own clothes #gus and willow would never let this happen #but imagine if they did #willow park #agustus porter #art #fanart #toh #the owl house #toh spoilers #hunter

[rileyclaw]

content warning for scary body imagery hee hee !!

the way I am absolutely terrified for belos to see flapjack for the “first" time

#the way i am so into the theory of flapjack being caleb wittebro's palisman carved by the clawthorne he was with #anyways if anything EVER happens to flapjack i will have WORDS with miss dana!!!! #body horror #the owl house #toh #fanart #comic #hunter #willow park #gus potter #emporer belos #belos #i like the way this came out . i love Angst and i dont do nearly enough of it #can yall tell im super nervous for friday!!! wtf!!! #cw body horror #hey guys did you know i draw creatures sometimes (: lore !!! #flapjack #body horror tw #if im missing any content tags lmk!! never had to use them before #toh spoilers

[doityourselfbombs]

while I love the idea that our mutual bestie Jonathan Harker has no idea that he's in a horror novel, I think the funniest thing about the story so far is that he is fully aware that he's in a horror novel and is trying so hard to pretend he is not

#he's just like me fr #dracula daily #also I've never read the book and I have no idea what's going to happen #johnathan rocking back and forth trying to convince himself this is normal behavior #mine

[favouritefi]

In which Izzy Hands thinks he's in a love triangle but he's actually (accidentally) in a throuple

#our flag means death #izzy hands #stede bonnet #edward teach #omfd #blackbeard #look i know this can never happen in canon #but a gal can dream

[hayden-christensen]

ATTACK ON THE JEDI TEMPLE

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Obi-Wan Kenobi - Part V (2022)

#swedit #star wars #kenobiedit #kenobi #kenobi spoilers #kenobi series #kenobi show #obi wan kenobi #starwarsblr #anakin skywalker #anakinskywalkeredit #darth vader #hayden christensen #* #*2022 #*gifs #NO MORE ORDER 66 FLASHBACKS PLEASE #I was expecting this like never oml #kenobi going places where rots didn't even go damn #I've always wanted to make a set for the full sequence in rots but never got round to it then this happened haha

[fruitlicense]

I feel like if other superheroes were to find out that Tim had a crush on Conner it’d be because of a sleep-deprived, filterless Tim slipping up

Like, imagine a bunch of heroes crowded around a conference table talking about something to do with Conner’s DNA and his powers or whatever and someone just

random person, gesturing to the computer screen: yo Tim what’s your opinion on Conner’s genes

Tim, absently: Conner’s jeans? too tight. distracting

Dick, trying to decide whether to laugh or cry: Tim. buddy. his DNA genes

#Tim: so anyways I’ll be retiring from being a superhero thanks I can never look any of you in the eye ever again #Kon: where’s the nearest empty room I need to either have a panic attack or kiss him right now #Dick: I gotta say this was not how I saw this finally happening but I’m still hyped for them lol #tim drake #red robin #conner kent #kon el #superboy #timkon #dick grayson #nightwing #he’s here for moral support and also he’s funny #dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily

[bundibird]

This article was posted on the 10th August 2021.

Heres a link to the crowd funding page for Rukhsana Media.

#signal boost #its fucking horrifying whats happening over there. #and the worst part is that everyone knew that this is exactly what WOULD happen. #america goes in and fucks up the country for 20 years and then yeets themselves out and leaves the locals to cop the predicted fallout. #fucking disgusting. #this is happening RIGHT. NOW. #who knows where this woman is now. who knows how many women DIDN'T make it out of the city. #who knows how many did make it out but have since been caught? #and thats just the women. what about the children being affected by this. what about the men who the taliban deems to have assisted #the Americans? what about the parents who's children have fled? what about the family members who havent seen each other in days and #might never hear from each other again? #its HORRIFYING. #afghanistan #taliban

[gertritude-art]

fandom interactions

#its me #doodle #actually this has luckily never happened to me BUT i see it all. the time. #a person's post disliking something will explode and the comments will be filled with 'let people enjoy things!!' #like... do you think the op cares.... they have every right to express a negative opinion as u have to be positive #and like i get it... i also get upset when people dislike things i like... but i dont enage withem? i complain on my blog or to my friends? #anyway #and well. never happened in a fandom sense #ive had people clowing on other popular posts of mine...

[lylahammar]

why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing

#I mean of course that has to be followed up with more comforting words and maybe comforting touch #but like #it always starts with the 'hey hey whoa' and that always gets me u kno #thinkin about jmart but also every other time this has ever happened #the 'hey hey whoa' never fails #lyla's talking again

[elkdiaries]

how am i supposed to sleep at night knowing that david harbour and finn wolfhard ship byler

#it’s just so amazing and lovely and i never thought something like this would happen #byler #stranger things #stranger things 4 #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #byler is endgame #stranger things theory #finn wolfhard #david harbour

[soaptaculart]

Been replaying the AA trilogy these past few weeks and I forgot how much AA1 Edgeworth is just the character of all time

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #and friends #i drew something #i never thought of myself as a big edgeworth fan i really didn't. and i think there's no game where he's as good as in aa1 #but god in aa1 he's so funny. and also genuinely compelling obviously but mostly so funny #the air of patheticness he has about him. how much he is going thru it at any given moment #and i don't mean the trauma i just mean when ridiculous shit happens in court and he's like MRMPRRHHHHHH #love him for that SO much

[vidkun]

*KRIS

*KRIS

*KRIS

#vidkun draws #deltarune #spamton neo #spamton #this started out as a doodle because i never drew neo......this was not meant to happen

[mrdarcysdadbod]

Me and my gf were talking abt good castings for Sir Walter Elliot and she suggested Jack Black and I was like "Jack Black could do any Bennet. Jack Black could do ALL the Bennets" so now my ideal P+P has Jack Black as the entire Bennet family, or at least Mrs. Bennet

#I'm not joking about this. i think a joke on Two Dads would be good bc it's like. ur kids are adopted how did 5 daughters even happen #and it's just never answered. #pride and prejudice

[shadeswift99]

A few months ago I realized something I couldn't un-realize about Minecraft and that is that villagers being killed by mobs is a direct result of the player's existence. Hostile mobs only spawn within a certain radius of the player. Villages are so unprotected because they straight up don't ever have to deal with monsters before I get there. They live, they work, undiscovered, and then I bring them apocalypse by walking slightly too close at night.

Knowing that, the least I can do is help villages I find to survive it, so I build them a wall and new homes and traps for the creatures of the night - but all that time, they're creatures I created. To the villagers it must seem like the world started ending, hoards of the undead pouring out of the earth, and then this hero emerged to save them from it all, but the danger and the rescue are one and the same and they will never really understand that, and THAT makes me go completely feral. The player is a thing of infinite life which death follows like a shock wave in the fabric of the Universe. We are a self fulfilling prophesy. How is this a thing we've all just gotten used to in the funky cube game

#Minecraft #shade rambles #there's some stuff that's like. intellectually i know that mob spawning can only happen within a certain radius for computing reasons #to cut down on processing power and all that #same reason why mob AI freezes outside a certain zone #but on another level it means that the player is a sphere of safety within a wider sphere of destruction that sweeps across the landscape #the world compensating for their power with a vacuum of monstrosity to preserve the natural balance #and the idea that one day you could just be vibing in your village working leather or whatever #and suddenly zombies spring from the earth and walking bones start taking down your friends and loved ones #and you run for cover while your sole protector is overwhelmed and cracked by the horde #and then this guy who never says a word materializes out of the night with a sword and starts dispatching monsters #and the creatures won't even spawn within 16 meters of him?? is the menace that afraid? #are you? #and you'll never know #you'll just never know that one of these things couldn't have happened without the other #it'll be the worst and best day of your life and you'll NEVER KNOW - #that's it you guys have humoured my thoughts about villagers for too long now you have to deal with me #(oh also i imagine they have the golems to deal with pillagers since pillager spawns aren't always player dependent) #(being tied to structures and all that) #but uh. yeah. #every time i see a village i either stay for long enough to make sure everyone is safe or leave immediately #before the curse can take hold

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you know that guy who gets bit by venomous insects on purpose and rates the pain on a numerical scale?

ok so a scientist who gets bitten by a vampire specifically so she can use herself as a test subject to rate cross-cultural religious objects on their effectiveness as anti-vampire deterrents. sure there's anecdotal evidence that crosses probably work, but here is hard scientific data that vampires can also be threatened with menorahs

#also i love describing Justin Orvel Schmidt as 'that guy' as if he's not a well respected entomologist and author #bc he is. but he also happens to be that venomous bug bite guy #well. one of them. it is a growing field #another good vampire post #the christian cross and the pagan pentagram are equally effective #the eye of horus has a surprisingly strong bite given that it should be expired by now #the symbol of mjölnir invokes a migraine AND ear ringing that lasts for days #the star of david cremates the scientist instantly on the spot #her ashes have to be shoved in a jar and sprinkled w/ blood so she can reshape overnight #a discovery which is going to make yom kippur at her grandma's house VERY awkward this year #come to think of it menorahs are also objects you light on fire so it gets double damage points probably #...on a scale of humorous blasphemy (good) to culturally insensitive (bad) where would the concept of a Vampire Hunting Rabbi fall? #i mean all these catholic priests are already clogging the market why not add some religious diversity #....Vampire Hunting Squad composed of a priest a rabbi an imam a bhikkhu and a pandit #it's a Ghostbusters type situation where the whole squad gets called in whenever a vampire's religious affiliation is unknown #a vampire has the right to be/can only be vanquished by a clergy member of their specific religion... #...so a diverse group of religious leaders has to be kept on call to treat vampiric infestations #they run a side business is demonic de-possession bc you never know which ancient language of scripture a demon can actually speak #no point yelling at someone to get the fuck out in latin if they can't fucking understand latin

[karkalicious769]

There is absolutely no reason for this to be as funny as it is.

#adventure time #finn mertens #jake the dog #BMO #s9 e14: three buckets #i mean YEAH it's also tragic #but that's half of adventure time's comedy #the other half is never having even the faintest idea of what's happening