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#It was as if it never happened.’
daylighteclipsed · 23 days ago
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cant stop thinking of brenner stranger things’s quote abt the nina opera in relation to sora kingdom hearts forgetting riku’s sacrifice/death I am fr mentally ill
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paranoidgemsbok · 3 months ago
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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude
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I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either
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Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.
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inkskinned · a month ago
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i know people are good because of this: the universe often assigns me side quests. in a circular strangeness; despite my inability to locate my-own-anything, i am almost-always finding someone else's lost things. dogs, coats, phones, cash, laptops. it happens so often it's almost tiring; suddenly being looped into a tiny amount of detective work.
but when i'm with other people who are not used to this: the response is almost invariably delight. yes, maybe they are simply thrilled by the mystery. it's just... they light up so much. i think maybe more... i think they like the opportunity to do something kind.
a few weeks ago, i was at a bar and i found a wallet as soon as we stepped outside. i felt nervous to ask for help, worried i would be holding up the night. i picked it up and said go on without me, i should help this get back to its home.
instead, three people pulled out their phones - to find him on facebook, to help cancel his credit cards. two people went back into the bar to tell the bartender, two others went calling down the street. group texts, facebook posts, instagram stories. people, without even seeing what happened, start offering help to me. fifteen minutes and: someone knows someone who knows the guy. the cheer that went up - just for finding him, just for this small thing. someone gets him on the phone. strangers dance around me, hopping on their feet - are you the girl that found that wallet? good for you, that's a good thing you're doing/same thing happened to me and somebody did what you're doing and i thank god everyday for people like you/i can't believe you found him so fast this is so exciting
i gave it back to him in a parking lot. i watched his shoulders sag with relief. there was cash in it still - he checked the pocket, and then sheepishly held the money out to me. i didn't take it. i held up my hands. "it's no problem, man. i know you'd do the same for me."
i don't know him, to be honest. i don't know if he is the same kind of person i am. but he nodded at me.
and i know people are good. i know people are good, because the way this story ends isn't surprising. we wave goodbye awkwardly. my friend loops their arm around me.
"i can't believe we got it back to him," they said. "i'm going to be riding that high for weeks."
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notgreengardens · 4 months ago
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jesus fucking christ, one last time for the record: “the rhetoric western countries use against country X is racist fearmongering” and “the government of country X has done a lot of serious human rights violations that cannot be excused” are statements that can and should coexist
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theellipelli · a month ago
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this is what happened right
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rileyclaw · a month ago
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content warning for scary body imagery hee hee !!
the way I am absolutely terrified for belos to see flapjack for the “first" time
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doityourselfbombs · a month ago
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while I love the idea that our mutual bestie Jonathan Harker has no idea that he's in a horror novel, I think the funniest thing about the story so far is that he is fully aware that he's in a horror novel and is trying so hard to pretend he is not
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favouritefi · 2 months ago
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In which Izzy Hands thinks he's in a love triangle but he's actually (accidentally) in a throuple
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hayden-christensen · 10 days ago
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ATTACK ON THE JEDI TEMPLE
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Obi-Wan Kenobi - Part V (2022)
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fruitlicense · a month ago
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I feel like if other superheroes were to find out that Tim had a crush on Conner it’d be because of a sleep-deprived, filterless Tim slipping up
Like, imagine a bunch of heroes crowded around a conference table talking about something to do with Conner’s DNA and his powers or whatever and someone just
random person, gesturing to the computer screen: yo Tim what’s your opinion on Conner’s genes
Tim, absently: Conner’s jeans? too tight. distracting
Dick, trying to decide whether to laugh or cry: Tim. buddy. his DNA genes
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bundibird · 10 months ago
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This article was posted on the 10th August 2021.
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Heres a link to the crowd funding page for Rukhsana Media.
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gertritude-art · a year ago
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fandom interactions
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lylahammar · a year ago
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why is it that someone gently saying "hey hey whoa" while another person is crying like the most intimate and comforting thing
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elkdiaries · a month ago
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how am i supposed to sleep at night knowing that david harbour and finn wolfhard ship byler
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soaptaculart · 2 months ago
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Been replaying the AA trilogy these past few weeks and I forgot how much AA1 Edgeworth is just the character of all time
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vidkun · 8 months ago
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*KRIS
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mrdarcysdadbod · 11 months ago
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Me and my gf were talking abt good castings for Sir Walter Elliot and she suggested Jack Black and I was like "Jack Black could do any Bennet. Jack Black could do ALL the Bennets" so now my ideal P+P has Jack Black as the entire Bennet family, or at least Mrs. Bennet
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shadeswift99 · 4 months ago
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A few months ago I realized something I couldn't un-realize about Minecraft and that is that villagers being killed by mobs is a direct result of the player's existence. Hostile mobs only spawn within a certain radius of the player. Villages are so unprotected because they straight up don't ever have to deal with monsters before I get there. They live, they work, undiscovered, and then I bring them apocalypse by walking slightly too close at night.
Knowing that, the least I can do is help villages I find to survive it, so I build them a wall and new homes and traps for the creatures of the night - but all that time, they're creatures I created. To the villagers it must seem like the world started ending, hoards of the undead pouring out of the earth, and then this hero emerged to save them from it all, but the danger and the rescue are one and the same and they will never really understand that, and THAT makes me go completely feral. The player is a thing of infinite life which death follows like a shock wave in the fabric of the Universe. We are a self fulfilling prophesy. How is this a thing we've all just gotten used to in the funky cube game
#Minecraft#shade rambles#there's some stuff that's like. intellectually i know that mob spawning can only happen within a certain radius for computing reasons#to cut down on processing power and all that#same reason why mob AI freezes outside a certain zone#but on another level it means that the player is a sphere of safety within a wider sphere of destruction that sweeps across the landscape#the world compensating for their power with a vacuum of monstrosity to preserve the natural balance#and the idea that one day you could just be vibing in your village working leather or whatever#and suddenly zombies spring from the earth and walking bones start taking down your friends and loved ones#and you run for cover while your sole protector is overwhelmed and cracked by the horde#and then this guy who never says a word materializes out of the night with a sword and starts dispatching monsters#and the creatures won't even spawn within 16 meters of him?? is the menace that afraid?#are you?#and you'll never know#you'll just never know that one of these things couldn't have happened without the other#it'll be the worst and best day of your life and you'll NEVER KNOW -#that's it you guys have humoured my thoughts about villagers for too long now you have to deal with me#(oh also i imagine they have the golems to deal with pillagers since pillager spawns aren't always player dependent)#(being tied to structures and all that)#but uh. yeah.#every time i see a village i either stay for long enough to make sure everyone is safe or leave immediately#before the curse can take hold
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months ago
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you know that guy who gets bit by venomous insects on purpose and rates the pain on a numerical scale?
ok so a scientist who gets bitten by a vampire specifically so she can use herself as a test subject to rate cross-cultural religious objects on their effectiveness as anti-vampire deterrents. sure there's anecdotal evidence that crosses probably work, but here is hard scientific data that vampires can also be threatened with menorahs
#also i love describing Justin Orvel Schmidt as 'that guy' as if he's not a well respected entomologist and author#bc he is. but he also happens to be that venomous bug bite guy#well. one of them. it is a growing field#another good vampire post#the christian cross and the pagan pentagram are equally effective#the eye of horus has a surprisingly strong bite given that it should be expired by now#the symbol of mjölnir invokes a migraine AND ear ringing that lasts for days#the star of david cremates the scientist instantly on the spot#her ashes have to be shoved in a jar and sprinkled w/ blood so she can reshape overnight#a discovery which is going to make yom kippur at her grandma's house VERY awkward this year#come to think of it menorahs are also objects you light on fire so it gets double damage points probably#...on a scale of humorous blasphemy (good) to culturally insensitive (bad) where would the concept of a Vampire Hunting Rabbi fall?#i mean all these catholic priests are already clogging the market why not add some religious diversity#....Vampire Hunting Squad composed of a priest a rabbi an imam a bhikkhu and a pandit#it's a Ghostbusters type situation where the whole squad gets called in whenever a vampire's religious affiliation is unknown#a vampire has the right to be/can only be vanquished by a clergy member of their specific religion...#...so a diverse group of religious leaders has to be kept on call to treat vampiric infestations#they run a side business is demonic de-possession bc you never know which ancient language of scripture a demon can actually speak#no point yelling at someone to get the fuck out in latin if they can't fucking understand latin
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karkalicious769 · a year ago
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There is absolutely no reason for this to be as funny as it is.
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