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#It was so funny
xekstrin · 17 days
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One of the most memorable interactions was Saturday. Into our booth strolls a small family, tempted by free samples of freshly brewed tea. We chatter and give them the spiel, that the tea is character merch and we’re a cozy health-based app called Forage Friends.
The young girl zeroes in on our pride pins.
“They have my pin!” She says excitedly. “They have my flag!”
The dad blinks. He is surprised, but also calm and positive when he sees it’s the lesbian flag. “Oh. That’s… different from what you told me.”
“That was months ago, dad.” And she rolls her eyes. Definitely a teenager.
I turn to him and say, “Yeah, dad.” And we share a little laugh about it.
He says, “No, it’s great. That’s amazing, honey. It was just news to me.”
“Well, I guess I just decided to stop lying to myself. About liking guys. Like right now.”
A little lesbian just came out to her dad and he was super cool about it.
I’m standing there in my tie-dye mask and my cheery blue apron pouring tea and making small talk and I’m trying really hard not to cry or compare it to my experience, the fire & brimstone, the disgust, the conditional acceptance as long as I never bring it up.
So as this beautiful bonding is going on, the girl’s even younger brother turns his gaze around. He’s in a snorlax hoodie and bored and wants to go look at the swords across the hall. But on the other side of our booth….
“WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THAT?” He asks loudly, and we all turn to our neighboring booth.
Our neighbors were extremely lovely people. Every time we had a break we would talk, and we became good friends over the weekend. They kept apologizing that their booth was next to ours and we kept repeating that it was totally fine. Their booth was great. I even bought their merchandise.
The thing that was so contentious, that they felt the need to apologize for, was that they were selling explicit titty hentai stickers of popular characters. They were censored with little yellow R18 labels but the content was very clear.
So back to the family: I freeze and immediately go somewhere else to let dad handle this question. With adult customers I’ve been loud and positive about our neighbors. (“Man, how has it been boothing next to them?” It’s been great! They bring a lot of foot traffic and they’re kind and wonderful professional neighbors. If anything it’s a fun juxtaposition. We believe in artistic freedom. I bought a sticker too!)
But this is a kid, it’s not my place to explain anything…. But I was extremely curious about what this chill dad would say.
“Well,” dad says with a long measured silence between each word. “Sometimes people are horny.”
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bastart13 · 11 months
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POV you are Deanna about to have the night of your monsterfucker dreams in the creepiest woods imaginable
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based off of this
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faunandfloraas · 13 days
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one of the most famous hyunjin moments for me was when he posted a selfie in the skz member chat not the fan chat and then was like How do I delete this?
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bright-and-burning · 4 months
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just saw this video of checo playing a mix of soccer and dodgeball in his driver’s room on twitter and now i am fully on board w him actually
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imorphemi · 3 months
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This moment in Ep 45, when Caleb/Liam found out that Nott was on 1hp escaping from the dragon....oh the guilt
And Nott still being like "i got you some more books :D"
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togrowoldinv · 3 months
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The Remote
Natasha Romanoff x Female Reader
You and Natasha argue over the tv remote. Yelena and the kids listen in
Note: Enjoy this soft mama Nat! Hope everyone in cold areas is staying warm this week. It’s quite chilly out. Happy reading!
Natasha Masterlist 1, Natasha Masterlist 2, Natasha Masterlist 3, Main Masterlist
“Natasha!” You scold your wife as the tv screen goes dark.
“I didn’t do anything!” Nat shouts.
“Okay sure, so the tv just turned itself off. You always come in here and change the channel or turn it off,” you say with a huff of annoyance.
“I do not,” Natasha says seriously. “Don’t accuse me of something I don’t do.”
“You do too.”
“Baby, I really don’t,” Nat says.
“Baby, you really do,” you won’t relent. But the whole thing is kind of becoming comical.
Outside the bedroom door, your kids and Yelena are eavesdropping.
“Should we really be listening?” Ali’s conscious kicks in.
“Yes, yes. It’s fine, malyshka. We need popcorn,” Yelena says.
“I’ll go make some!” Belle says happily before trotting off. Jack follows after her, knowing she’ll need some help.
Inside you and Nat are still bickering.
“The other night I was two hours in a show when you changed it, Nat! Two hours!” You say.
“Your eyes were closed, sweetheart. You weren’t watching it,” Nat argues.
“That’s-“
“Hm?”
“Fine,” you say, crossing your arms. “I’m going to hide your remote.”
“Why do we even have two remotes?” Natasha asks.
“I don’t know,” you reply.
“I think the kids are awake. I’ll go check on them,” Nat says, changing the subject.
Nat gets up from the bed and walks to open the door. When she does, she’s met with the entire family running away from the door.
“Were you all eavesdropping?” Natasha asks.
“No,” Yelena says too quickly.
You get out of bed and join Nat at the door. The kids look guilty.
“No, Mama. We were just um-“ Ivan tries but Nat cuts him off.
“Don’t lie to me,” she says. “I will take away that PlayStation.”
“Okay, yes we were listening in,” Ivan admits.
“Yelena!” Nat scolds her sister.
“Why me? We were all doing it,” Yelena says.
“Right. And who told everyone that we were in here arguing?” Nat asks.
The answer comes in the form of Belle waltzing up the stairs with popcorn in her hands. She stops briefly at the sight of you and Nat, but then carries on to Yelena.
“I made the popcorn, Auntie Yelena! Jackie helped,” Belle says proudly.
“Popcorn, really Yel?” You ask.
“Do you want some, Mommy?” Belle asks you.
“No thank you, baby,” you reply. Her sweet regard makes you forget you’re upset the family was eavesdropping.
Natasha takes the bowl from Belle and hands it to Ali. She picks the little girl up into her arms.
“Were you and Mommy arguing?” Belle asks Nat. She plays with Nat’s shirt collar.
“Not really,” Nat replies. “We were just being silly. Right Mommy?”
“That’s right,” you agree. “So I think everyone can go to bed now.”
“But we have popcorn to eat,” Ali says. “Movie night?”
“On a school night? I don’t think so,” you say.
“Please?” Belle asks.
“Princess, it’s already late. You need sleep,” you tell her. She frowns and buries her face into Nat’s neck.
“One quick show then maybe?” Nat suggests.
“Okay. Everyone come pile in,” you say. “Even you Yelena.”
The girl smiles and follows the rest of the family into your bedroom. Natasha hands you both remotes and you can’t help but smile.
“I’m sorry for yelling. Even though I’m right,” you tell her once you’ve got a show on that’s keeping the family interested.
“Yeah yeah, I know. Happy wife, happy life,” Natasha jokes. “I’m willing to give up my remote if it makes you happy. I love you.”
“It really does. And I love you too,” you say.
You kiss her lips gently and snuggle further into bed with your happy family. Life with Natasha is just perfect.
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sp4mja · 5 months
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Someone is being bullied….
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sophieeee0105 · 4 months
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grian episode was actually so funny. Jimmy was ACTIVELY TRYING to make Grian sound weird and neither Etho or Cleo questioned anything and fully just went along with it, which Jimmy watches exasperated.
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dukeofqueers · 11 months
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bless his soul for trying so hard but oh my god
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trashfangirlsworld · 2 months
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Tubbo trying to understand why sunny and leo are suddenly getting closer and someone in chat going "they both became broke" is fucking sending me oh my god lmaooooooo
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sarenhale · 4 months
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I just did that Dark Urge scene in Act 2 and I found it hilarious how chill Astarion was about the whole 'tried to murder him' thing, while my dude was just A MESS. I'm laughing my ass off imagining him bawling his eyes out at how unlovable and unstable he is while Astarion just cracks up jokes abou the whole attempted murder thing the morning after. Couple goals honestly
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productofaritual · 2 months
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Trans culture is stealing something from your friend and hiding in a gendered bathroom only to realize they're transmasc and can in fact, still enter the women's bathroom
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kennico · 10 months
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he’s right behind me, isn’t he?? 😣
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luminlunii · 5 months
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I was watching Charlie Slimecicle play fnaf while drawing this lmao
Best thing ever, I must say.
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clamsjams · 7 months
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since kameto is back can we remember his best moment which was when they were on the mission to find bobby and he straight up asked cucurucho is they could trade richarlyson for bobby my man truly never gave a fuck about anything
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