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#It would've been just as easy
soriastrider · 2 months
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this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway
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p4nishers · 6 months
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there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.
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defiledtomb · 11 months
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WE LIVE. WE DIE. WE LIVE AGAIN
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bookwyrminspiration · 7 months
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sorry Shannon but I’m like 100% convinced it IS that easy and you’re just making it sound like it isn’t and the Black Swan has some secret trick we can't know to cover what would otherwise be a plot hole, beating us to pointing it out as if that solves it. like literally what could possibly be stopping them here (a few things, but things they could overcome). like i'm positive it's that easy and if they'd actually tried it would've absolutely worked
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dawns-beauty · 1 month
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Has it been 5 years since ESO: Elsweyr released?
Yes.
Do I still think the devs were cowards to not include (at least) some Ohmes NPCs?
Also, yes.
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girl-archie · 7 months
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guys don't worry jughead and archie were having sex too it's just that since angel jughead was showing betty around we didn't see it bc he omitted it for privacy reasons! this is true and confirmed by reliable sources
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lindensea · 5 months
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Cornelia Funke, writing a children's/YA story in 2002/2003, deciding to give all the adult characters POV chapters, and including a love triangle with a married woman:
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slimegargoyle · 1 month
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loooove how now when google doesn't like a search term they just show you images instead, super super helpful
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howtobecomeadragon · 1 year
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Society if the GA understood that Stranger Things is actually a show and was written a certain way on purpose and that it could've very easily been written a different way to evoke different thoughts and emotions but it didn't??
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Like that would be society if the GA understood that Mike and El's relationship is bad on purpose and that Mike and Will are like That on purpose
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it feels like the definition of "good" in ML is just mutilated at this point...
Yeah it's just. It's so fucked ya know?
And like!
I am a soft bitch who rolls with redemption arcs! I came from MLP and SU where characters could do some fucked up shit and get redeemed because they go 'oh hey that was fucked how about I stop and get some friends and maybe a bit of therapy?' and now they're just hanging out with the MCs they tried to fuck over. I'm here turning a Villain Group in to a Vigilante Squad and writing character analysis and major headcanons documenting the lives of fictional old men so full of ptsd they became shitty fathers but by FUCK are they trying to fix that!
Just just just
If any of these characters did the bare fucking minimum of acknowledging they were fucking assholes and working to genuinely do better and fix their shit, I could roll with it!
That's the bar! That is such a low bar it's in fucking hell! But ML has brought out the fucking pickaxe and is still digging!
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caffeineecold · 16 days
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tjinking about the essays i could write about adam stanheight
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obessivedork · 2 years
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WHY was the fact that Ezri is technically around the same age(ish) as Jake and Nog not really brought up in DS9???? HELLO?????? We missed peak shenanigans of the three of them hanging out making pillow forts and being young 20-somethings together figuring themselves out despite the horrors of war!!! (Not to mention witnessing that would probably make for some good character moments with Kira) That would’ve been WAY better than watching her struggle to fill Jazia’s boots just because she happens to have the symbiont now and also whatever they thought they were doing with that thing between her and Worf and Bashir which was terrible- comphet really did wreak havoc on especially Ezri and Bashir’s characters in season 7. 
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percabeth4life · 4 months
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I have never been so unimpressed with Rick's lack of knowledge for timelines
Okay, so Rick says that Seneca Gracchus is captured in the Parthia wars with Rome, specifically the Battle of Carrhae this happens in 50 ish BCE
“Not bad, kid. Ever heard of the Battle of Carrhae? Huge disaster for the Romans. They fought these guys called the Parthians on the eastern border of the empire. Fifteen thousand Romans died. Ten thousand more were taken prisoner.” “And one of the prisoners was my ancestor Seneca Gracchus?” “Exactly,” Mars agreed. “The Parthians put the captured legionnaires to work, since they were pretty good fighters. Except then Parthia got invaded again from the other direction—” “By the Chinese,” Frank guessed. “And the Roman prisoners got captured again.” “Yeah. Kind of embarrassing. Anyway, that’s how a Roman legion got to China." (SON)
Now, it's then said that Xu Fu, a Chinese Alchemist, was the descendent of Seneca Gracchus. Because the only reason they got to China, as Mars said, is through Seneca Gracchus (also known as Sung Guo)
She was telling him stories about heroes, pretending they were all related to Frank: one was Xu Fu, who sailed in search of the elixir of life. The rainbow image had no sound, but Frank remembered his mother’s words: He was your great-great-great-… She would poke Frank’s stomach every time she said great-, dozens of times, until he was giggling uncontrollably.
So Xu Fu is his ancestor, except Xu Fu lived in 200BCE. We know he's directly related due to the whole "he's your great great great-".
Now, this is not CE, this is BCE. Which means that 200 BCE is earlier than 50 BCE.
But this is how the family line is introduced to China to our knowledge! So this doesn't make any sense. Xu Fu can't be Frank's ancestor while Seneca is also his ancestor. Seneca wouldn't have existed when Xu Fu did.
Of course, we can also try to assume that Xu Fu is related to one of Seneca's kids, who get with one of Xu Fu's descendants... but uh-
Now, we do assume that somehow Xu Fu (who has no noted children) did have children, and I have theories on how this could work for the purposes of Rick's timeline. We can then assume those kids had kids who would have kids.
But Chinese families rarely moved from their homelands (though I'm uncertain how firm the stance on that is in the modern day). So Xu Fu's family likely wouldn't leave the coastal area that they'd be from. While Seneca would be originally placed in the North West ish, and any descendants would likely be there as well. Those are pretty far apart.
So it still doesn't really work!
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approximateknowledge · 2 months
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why are they like this
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mwagneto · 6 months
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the only thing i hate more than ppl who lie is ppl who lie in a way that forces you to go along with it like ohhhmy fucking god do whatever the fuck you want if it's only yourself you're embarrassing but why would you bring ME into this. lord
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the-magpie-archives · 2 years
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The real reason Jon was so easily kidnapped by Breekon and Hope is because he broke the sacred London code. Everyone knows you don't stop for people talking to you on the street. Jon knew he was being stalked, and yet he still confirmed his identity and stopped for a chat! He was practically begging to be kidnapped!
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