#JACK JURSDAY

[snakeshed]

Completely serious jack is one of my favorite characters i’ve ever created. The karmic punishment of “I panic-abandoned my wife for a glitzy LA career and now I live with an out-of-work actress forever and fetch coffees for a living,” the narcissism vs the lack of self-worth, the gambling x cowboy motifs, the toxicity inherent to growing up as the Man of the house and the way jack is mimicking every icon of masculinity that he grew up with, all the way up to arthur banks, and flopping miserably! Whoooo is doing it like the nasty rat man himself 🐀

#happy jack jursday fr

[nastyratman]

i CANNOT believe it took me so long to add wild wild west by will smith to jack’s playlist

#i am so STUPID!!!!!!!!! #this is the QUINTESSENTIAL jack song #COWBOY PARTY COWBOY PARTY COWBOY PARTY #this song fucks #HAPPY JACK JURSDAY #i'm stressed as FUCK but remember to stan jack douglas. for him. it's what he wants

[childactress-a]

it’s a mara and natasha day for sure

#hijacking jack jursday sorry jack today is about SISTERS #i just think it's neat how mara really does care for nat's validation and approval #she won't go to great efforts to attain it but when she does have it she's on top of the world for a little bit

[nastyratman]

tbh thought today was jack jursday

#it's not n i'm sad abt it

[childactress-a]

i say i’m gonna do mara drafts today and then i’m reminded it’s jack jursday and the motherfucker stares me down (from within my head.)

#i will get to you. fucking middle child #i do have starters to do there

[nastyratman]

“oh by the way, by the way, i’ve been meaning to ask... why is it jack jursday and not raturday?” -kim

#:/ she's smarter than me

[nastyratman]

jack jursday

[nastyratman]

i have not forgotten it is jack jursday

#could never forget my number one boy

[nastyratman]

jack jursday

[nastyratman]

jack jursday 🐀🐍🃏🎲💔

[nastyratman]

welcome back to nastyratman.tumblr.com for another jack jursday. today i am thinking about how jack was married to an angel with a heart of gold who would’ve done anything for him and as soon as she began to experience success independently of him, he got insecure and jealous and cold and started snapping at her and divorced her out of nowhere! and even years later when they’re basically strangers again he’ll lurk on her socials and get so fucking depressed lol

#hc. #jack is the wooooorst and i love him

[nastyratman]

it’s jack jursday and to celebrate i will be rping with myself. thank you

[nastyratman]

once again it is jack jursday and i am FULLY in my jack feelings before noon 🥳

#did yall know hes a horrible person? i love him so much

[nastyratman]

jack jursday

[nastyratman]

jack jursday falling on st patrick’s day yes yes yes. he and his stupid clover tattoo are getting HAMMERED tn. also like this for a starter 🃏🐍🚬

#i’ll actually do em #multis specify singles kiss me on the lips