if you could eat any unedible object in the world what would it be
a bath bomb
lov the cronch
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OMGOMGOMG
This kept me up last night lmaooooo
so we all know that Beelie goes on rampages when he gets hungry....
But imagine Beel going on "hunger" rampages in present day while mc is stuck in NB
Like he just needs to taste mc again so bad that he goes completely insane. It's just an insatiable craving that won't go away!!!
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Nsfw content MDNI
CW; underwear sniffing / licking- I’m sorry my brain is gross : (
This is just trouble for everyone else because there’s no way to stop Beel without you around-
I mean what can anybody do? You’re not there and you seem to be all he wants….if they get desperate enough the other boys might try getting Beel into your room.
It’s risky because he could end up smashing everything to bits….but it’s they’re only hope. Maybe being in your room, surrounded by your scent will calm Beel down.
and it seems to work!! a little while later the rumbling mass that was Beel in all his rage, comes out of your room acting like himself again and mumbling about going to Hell’s Kitchen because he’s hungry….
The others just assume it worked and being around your stuff helped!!-
Not that Beel spent the last hour with a pair of your underwear in his mouth and another wrapped around his cock, whining about how good you taste and how much he misses you…..
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youngest sibling with big age difference is a chronic affliction btw and i clearly suffer from it
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Is there reading discourse. That's so funny. Youll never have what me and my bestie have. Where they tell me what theyve been reading and eventually i ask oh how long is it and they estimate a page count with caveats [book format, font size, spacing etc]. And ill hum and haw tilting my head and go oh sure. Wonder how many words that is. And they go, fondly, its so strange that you know that. It wouldnt mean anything to me. And im all amused, ha well you get a feel for it, if you're reading certain things.
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I may have slept like the dead until after 2pm but UGHH I SURVIVED!
I’m going to try to catch up a little with everything I’ve missed from the work-week-&-a-half, but my social batteries are critically low so I may not make it very far before I indulge in a little offline introvert-isolation to recoup.
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Sacrificing one of my rooms in ACNH to recreate Stanley’s office (Room 427)
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Lilac, Lemon, Fern, Cherry </3
jshdjdsj i was gonna be like ooooh these are all super nice <3333 and then cherry hit me lmao
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Omg uni anon me too basically
I did a post grad last year with a lot of other 25-35 year old girls and a few of us were going to LOT that summer and someone said “I didn’t know you liked Harry” to me and I said “yeah I loved 1d Louis is my favourite” and two of the girls did the Niall Horan RBB head turn at me and I knew they knew and that they hated me for it skskskkhj
jshdjsjsjzjzj the niall head turn sent me
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@dangaer has started following you!
Dead stare. “Devorak. Why are you trying to break into my shop again? You couldn’t wait until I came to open?”
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reading a spooky book then finding out the story is based on something real
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polly invented wifi so sprig can use anne’s phone to talk to the girls again
what do you mean it’s not realistic this is perfectly realistic and does in fact happen
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hi i hope u know im just sitting here like giggling and kicking my feet because of all ur reblogs. thank u <3 /p
SPINCH!!!! i love ur art its all so coool and ur little guys also seem very cool and awesome also jdhdjdhdhdb
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