#JEEZES

[actual-corpse]

So my professor Zooms the class because he's in Nashvile for radiation treatment and, like, asked if we have any questions....

And and... and... this kid says.... he fucking says, "if you die, I'm gonna kill myself so I can go to hell and keep doing graphic design assignments."

And thank the fucking GODS the professor didn't understand what he said. Professor asked kid to repeat what he said (NOT KNOWING) and the entire class was like, "Do NOT!"

#few things truly shock me these days #but that #jeezes #suicide mention #tw #yall #i cant #theres something 'different' about that kid #i just hope he’s okay #like #ya know #bro #i just remembered #and needed to tell someone

[tommdale]

Turning off your boyfriend is a power move tbh

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #Vox #hazbin hotel valentino #Valentino #lmfao bozo look at him #flat faced idiot #finally someone can turn him off like jeez #hazbin hotel fanart #staticmoth

[kvtnisseverdeen]

Matthew Macfadyen wins Golden Globe for Best Male Actor in a Supporting Role on Television for his role as Tom Wambsgans in "Succession" | 81st Golden Globe Awards Jan 07, 2024

#YESSSSIR #so well deserved #human grease stain is so funny shdakjsdha #matthew macfadyen #mine* #gifs* #golden globes #golden globes 2024 #jeez the quality was SO bad im sorry sajkdha

[bluegiragi]

bag of tricks

early access + nsfw on patreon

#jeez johnny at least give it an hour before you start shamelessly flirting with your superior #erm. hello sdjfak #the revival of monster 141 au is upon us #after a. many many months long hiatus sdjfkalk #the mw3 trailer was a pure shot of adrenaline #and also i think im finally ready to do more with comics like this #thank you for your patience #as a refresher #price is a dragon hybrid #gaz is a crow harpy hybrid #soap is a werewolf #ghost is a wraith #none of them are straight #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #captain john price #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #monster 141 au #giragi art

[imjusthella-gay]

waking up your sleepy sub with delicate kisses along their neck, running your hands over their body as they wake up falling into your touch. seeing that look of desperation in their eyes, “someone woke up needy,” you whisper as you trail ur fingers down, right between their legs

#found this in my drafts #jeez this is so old #txt post #mine #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #lesbian #nsft lesbian #sapphic nsft #dom/sub #nsft wlw #butch4femme nsft #masc4femme #wlw

[headfirst4hal0s]

that bread does not look edible

#mcr #mcr tumblr #mcr5 #mcr mikey #mikey way #what happened to that bread jeez #mcr5 is real

[gtkayman]

what are they even talking about?

#one piece #luzo #YES I AM A LUFFY T-- #anyway- #zolu #jeez it itchy everytime i type 'zolu' instead of 'luzo' but for the sake of 'pop tag' #art tag #fanart

[kyurochurro]

troubles that come with tribbles...

(aka a good excuse to draw one of my fav episodes and fav crew members while coming back from a heavy week at uni ;D)

#churro art #my art #digital art #illustration #fanart #star trek #star trek tos #star trek the original series #james kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #nyota uhura #tribbles #AHHH I LOVE HOW THIS ONE CAME OUTTTT #IT CAME OUT SO SMOOTH AND CLEAN AND IDK I JUST LOVE HOW THESE 3 LOOK HERE!!! :d #okay quick honest moment: uni has been HEAVY this past... jeez 2 weeks? #so ive been a bit burnt out and riddled with headaches #not to mention barely any time to indulge in star trek SOBS T_T #but its okay!! im really enjoying my time in class and with my peers; i have some real awesome professors!! just... so much homework LMAO #anyways this past week ive barely drawn its kinda killing me... #but i started this yesterday as a sketch and just took the first half of today to draw this out and gosh im so in love with how it looks!! #helped a lot as a warmup AND a brain break LOL #u know me if i have the chance to draw uhura im GONNA TAKE ITTTT shes such a cutie #also can i just say that the green uniform shirt LOOKS SO GOOD ON KIRK I LOVEEE ITTT i cant believe ive barely drawn him in it ...

[cozylittleartblog]

i now understand how certain people felt when harpy eda was revealed 😳

prints here

#toh #the owl house #toh fanart #lilith clawthorne #hooty #toh finale #watching and dreaming #captioned #WOW. WOOO OW. GOODNESS. MA'AM. QPR PLEASE??? PLEASE??? WOW #i both literally am her and i want to kiss her. Wow! #she is the ideal woman. her particularly early 20th century fashion sense. she's a big nerd. she appreciates history. she's aroace. she's a #bird lady who can fly. she has curly hair. Oh Jeez It Does Not Get Better Than That #sorry anyway i cant believe i won twice in a row with ladies (queen and lilith) who are specifically tailored to me and no one else /j #digital art #illustration #a small victory against my art block even though this took like 4 or 5 days to chip through. but i did it #there are some parts i feel a little clueless about so #critiques welcome #lilith please pick me up and fly my gay ass off into the sunset please im beg

[andhumanslovedstories]

some nurses I work with and get patients from give me the impression that they think a patient is opioid addicted and they need to be weaned off, and like even if that is the case 1) I'm not a addiction specialist, I'm their night nurse and their doctors have prescribed pain medication to be available to them, 2) day nurses I think can be more flippant about pain at times because during the day you have things that can distract you while at night, all you get to do is lie in bed and think about how much pain you're in, 3) I don't think a hospital stay for like heart failure is the best time to detox someone, 4) pain is incredibly subjective and I trust patients who've been living in their body for their whole lives more than I trust myself who has been talking to them about their body for five minutes, and 5) some nurses will be like "I don't offer pain medication unless the patient asks for it" and then the patient will ask for it and then it's all "this patient requested pain meds..... drug seeking behavior" like okay wtf are they supposed to do then? Stoically cry one tear down their cheek when I come to check on them so I can benevolently grant them 5 mg of oxy? 6) enduring pain doesn't make people better people, it actually makes people angry and tired and sad, so good luck building your therapeutic rapport while you make them beg for pain medication, maybe all your patients wouldn't be so mean to you if they weren't all suffering the entire time you're responsible for them, 7) if you aren't gonna give opioids and you're also not gonna page the doc for other meds and you're not gonna get ice packs and you're not gonna reposition your patient and you're not gonna ambulate them when they say that helps their hips and you're not gonna talk to them for a while to distract them and you're not gonna get them a jello cup to eat if they want, then literally how are you better than a little roomba with a med cup full of Lipitor scooting into their room?

I'm aware of the risks of opioids, I don't give them when it isn't safe or indicated, and I'm also aware that opioids aren't even good for all types of pain, but they can be an absolute gift to patients who need them. They aren't inherently evil. We don't have to make people suffer to improve their character. Even if suffering did that (it doesn't), improving character is outside my scope of practice. Here's some morphine.

#don't even get me STARTED on people who are STINGY WITH PAIN MEDS for END OF LIFE PATIENTS #JEEZ I SURE HOPE THIS PATIENT IS GONNA BE DEAD IN A DAY DOESN'T GET ADDICTED TO THE MORPHINE I'M SHOOTING INTO THEIR LIMP MOUTHS

[chaosgenasi]

You should find more joy in your inner child. I was happy and then I fucked it up.

#critical role #criticalroleedit #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #laudna cr #ashton greymoore #marisha ray #taliesin jaffe #basil.gif #cr3 #ashton #laudna #this whole episode fucked me up but this scene. jeez

[shirubiaowo]

I LITTERALLY JUST WANTED TO SEE THEM KISS

I JUST WANT THEM TO SMOOCH IS IT SO HARD NOT TO LET THEM SMOOCH

#Hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #sir pentious #cherri bomb #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel cherri bomb #huskerdust #vivziepop #hazbin hotel spoilers #I know what slow burn is #I know it’s better blah blah blah #just let me be silly jeez #it’s LITTERALLY a meme… hello?

[habken]

villain attack part 1

scammers to lovers <3 part 1 | part 2 | part 3

#midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bnha #mha #bakudeku #bkdk #dkbk #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #deku #kacchan #it's legit been a month since I started working on this jeez #I hope you guys like it :') #habs art #scammers to lovers

[cementgeek]

I caught up on the Cass Apocalyptic Series YAY

I know that @/somerandomdudelmao (I'm not sure if I can tag them. I don't want to annoy them, lmao) stated that the turtles will meet their future versions when Future!Donnie restores everyone, but I couldn't resist drawing this. Don't be mad at me haha!

This series is amazing, I feel like this could be a credible continuation of ROTTMNT <33

Original pose:

Process:

#Cass apocalyptic series #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #riseofthetmnt #leonardo #donatello #future leonardo #future donatello #casey jones #raphael #casey jr #future raphael #future michelangelo #michelangelo #I lived bitch meme #fanart #au #krita #OH JEEZ SO MANY REBLOGS AND HEARTS #I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY #ITS MY FIRST TIME FOR SUCH ATTENTION #IM SO HAPPY I WANT TO CRY #IM GRATEFUL #cementgeek

[imjusthella-gay]

come sit on my lap and let me finger your pretty pussy while we make out

#queue #found this in my drafts jeez this is so old #mine #wlw nsft #txt post #lesbian nsft #nsft lesbian #butch4femme nsft #masc4femme #nsft wlw #sapphic nsft #lesbian

[5577v]

#8 regret

#i was actually going to animate this in after effects but i thought. if i want to sell this as a print then whats the point #and im glad i scrapped that during acht's lineart bc jeez this already took a lot longer than planned #illustration #art #splatoon #side order #splatoon side order #dedf1sh #splatoon acht #acht #agent 8 #splatoon3 #splat3 #splatoon fanart #splatoon art #5577art