#JLA: there is no god

[arttuff]

they all sleep in one big bed and say goodnight to eachother before they sleep

#dc comics #justice league international #jli #jla #booster gold #blue beetle #ted kord #michael jon carter #guy gardner #green lantern #shazam #captain marvel #tawky tawny #billy batson #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #batman #bruce wayne #dc #god so many goofsters to tag #i read them a story before bed and gave them all a glass of milk #justice league #boostle #blue and gold #blue & gold

[one-bat-day]

Cheesyyyyyyy (but I love it)

It’s so interesting to see where the artist placed certain characters. Like Roy all the way in the back?? As if Roy’s daughter didn’t call Dick ‘uncle’??? What is Dinah doing all the way back there??? Why is she there in the first place? Two superman’s for what reason? This was before Jon became superman!! Tim all the way in the very front, but the titans are all background characters???

#dc #dc comics #batman #batman comics #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #jason todd #Tim drake #Damian Wayne #oh my god so many characters to tag I’m not doing all of them #titans #teen titans #teen titans go #the justice league #justice league #superman #JLA #green lantern #starfire #Wonder Woman #john constantine

[mnemosyne-nyx]

✨ Bruce Wayne Headcanons that haunt me but I refuse to elaborate on even if they're utterly wrong ✨

1. Bruce can cook, but only when he's 100% focused. If there is anything going on around him like a feral child or he's going over some case in his head then something's catching fire.

2. He definitely was a theatre kid for the shortest span when a teenager. Have you met this man? Are you telling me he's never engaged in a single drama piece in his life? He was raised by literal-Shakespeare-actor Alfred pennyworth? My man Bruce can ACT. All his personas rely on it. So does his undercover work. I like to think he was in a amateur Shakespeare production one time just to surprise and make Alfred happy.

3. Tying in with the acting - Bruce is a master of disguise. With all the languages he speaks, identity shenanigans, cases that need inside info. Bruce can just morph into another person. But his abilities in disguise also means he can mimic people's mannerisms and accents easily. The idea of Bruce confusing the shit out of Clark by just perfectly emulating his country accent and then pretending nothing happened tickles me very much.

4. This idiot tilts his head ever so slightly like a confused dog when being bamboozled. Only People who know him closely recognise this but it's such a minute movement it's easy to miss. Any confusing story, perplexing stupidity or a little sprinkle of disbelief - boom head tilt. God help you if you get the head tilt and batglare combined. You've said the most ungodly, sinful, idiotic, offensive, seizure-inducing idea known to man.

5. He and Diana 100% gossip in other languages when on the watchtower . Both are polylinguals. It's also a learning space. Diana 100% teaches him Ancient Greek, Latin and forgotten languages while Bruce 100% teaches her alien dialects he's mastered.

6. My guy can sing. Ever since that silly lil' justice league episode I can't get this silly lil' headcanon out my head and it makes my lil' toesies curl. Gotham, though a hell scape, is a melting pot of culture and music. Opera, jazz, blues but also a strong underground Punk and techno scene. You'd be hard pressed to avoid music in Gotham. My guy just learned to sing through osmosis. Only a small handful of people know he can sing, though none have admitted that to Bruce.

7. Since this man is a sponge of knowledge, he just drops some of the most jaw-dropping, disturbing and unprompted facts then refuses to elaborate. Oliver Queen is just enjoying his ham sandwich only for "You know studies about cannibals say that human meat tastes very similar to pork." and Oliver is just !?!?!?!!?. The batfam are watching The Matrix and Bruce suddenly "The codes in this film are actually just Sushi recipes." and everyone does a perfect slow swivel to face this engima of a man.

Thank you for attending my tedtalk :)

#batfam #bruce wayne #batman #jla #justice league #dc trinity #worlds finest #brucie wayne #headcanon #dc comics #dc headcanon #I AM GOING MAD WITH POWER #Pov: I'm force feeding you factually wrong dc content and maniacally laughing in the face of God

[martyrbat]

jla: welcome to the working week

[ID: Batman and the Flash talking about a recent mystery case. Batman info-dumps, “...‘Strawberry Letter 23.’ The song itself is number 23, because the lyrics refer to ‘Letter 22.’ So the symbol on the crucified cop was a response, or a reaction to something earlier.” Flash (who seems slightly bored) comments, “Batmam knows his Shugge Otis. Wow.” END ID]

#‘batman has no powers!!!’ you have failed to take into consideration the power of his turbo autism. #also listening to Shugge Otis because god i forgot how much his music fucks <333 #c: jla: welcome to the working week #crypt's panels #batman #the flash #wally west #autistic bruce wayne

[batcavescolony]

How many times do I have to hit the stupid fanboys with a bat before they get that Robin is an integral part of Batman's story? And How many times do I have to hit DC with a bat before they get that too?

#bAtMaN dOeSnt nEeD rObIn. hEs bEtTer wIthOuT tHeM #dc i SWEAR TO GOD if we dont get a Robin in the next Batman movie im gonna burn something. its way over due #comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #the batman #and is this me saying hes a amazing parent? no hes not. but also he shouldn't be physically abusive to them because thats bs #and it basically degrades the character of every single character in gotham and the JLA or Teen Titans and YJ. #i have opinions so many opinions and too little time #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #for legal reasons this is obviously a joke #im not gonna hit anyone with a bat. #lol maybe ill pull a 40s batman and send them bats in the mail

[themotherofhorses]

Lmfao imagine Aemond returning to Westeros after staying in the modern world for a bit and he starts worshipping this mysterious GRRM he’s heard of as a god bc…I mean yeah, he’s his world’s creator and he’s lowkey hoping this will spare him and modern!reader from dying particularly brutal deaths

“who is this george r r martin?”

“he is uh…he is the Father.”

“oh.”

“and in this world, the Mother goes by the name dolly parton.”

#vic’s asks and replies #jla!aemond’s shenanigans #his wifey fucks around and accidentally spoils gods eye

[evilwickedme]

Somebody actually just reblogged my post and said I'm confusing superman for batman cause I said superman refuses to kill. Motherfucker, show me the panels. Give me a fucking source. Give me an issue number where superman kills. Wonder Woman killing is literally a source of major tension between her and BOTH batman and superman. I know my fucking shit

#gail speaks #dc #dc trinity #superman #clark kent #batman #bruce wayne #ww #wonder woman #jla #Bruce and Clark don't kill for different reasons #Bruce has that fucking slippery slope argument #and Clark just genuinely believes every person can become better when given the chance #but dear God more than one superhero can have a code against killing 💀 #spiderman and daredevil also have a thing about not killing and that ALSO causes tension in their lives #if my post was about Peter would they have said that they think I'm confusing him with Matt????

[weebsinstash]

so with a platonic yandere (or yanderes) how does it work, do you just never get the chance to have a romantic relationship, do they force/encourage you into one with someone 'approved' like a family friend or someone 'in the know' sort of thing, or do their feelings change or border on the romantic side as well?

Well, I find for me personally it often depends on the character themselves for like, what kind of relationship im looking for, or, yeah sometimes i just switch it up based on concept, sometimes i get a real specific idea that stays in my brain and I can go back and forth depending on, I guess, preference. It's kind of a recent-ish development for me to think of platonic yandere AT ALL since like 99% of the time my brain goes "well if they don't love you romantically or want to fuck you what is THE POINT"

And it kind of took me a while to realize that sometimes "the point" of platonic yandere can be that they technically "don't get anything back". If they scoop you up and force therapy on you, it's because they want to legitimately help you, not to say a romantic/sexual yandere wouldn't, but for a platonic one it's more I guess "selfless" because they aren't like, getting a spouse or a fuck buddy out of it. With a platonic yandere, they don't want you to hook up with that guy because, yeah they're jealous you're not spending time with THEM but its like, spending time watching movies or going to the park or playing video games, spending time with you as you, doing potentially anything, but also they have you up on this pedestal and the guy is just an insignificant little worm to them. He thinks he can date THEIR sister? Creep creep go to jail eat dirt go six feet under here's a shovel start digging

I can be so moody and contextual about the whole thing, like for example, I've been making a lotta posts about a purely platonic yandere Batfamily with Bruce as you know the patriarch and all that, basically becoming a father figure to you even if you're already an adult, where he is like emphatically "no, Reader is your sibling, S I B L I N G" and getting out the batbottle and spraying them like cats any time he may notice anyone in his house catching feelings for you, but i also thought about, (this is kind of an AFAB specific idea sorry) what if Damian specifically developed one of those weird "big sister when i grow up im gonna marry you" complexes and Bruce is NOT having it when suddenly Damian hits him with "but FATHER, if I'M Reader's husband when I come of age, then our offspring will be YOUR biological grandchildren" and Bruce finds himself sitting there suddenly vividly picturing you holding a fat little newborn with a big head of black hair and smiling up at him "dad come hold your grandson 🥰" and he's. He's gone, like, suddenly he can't see it any other way. OBVIOUSLY Damian is the perfect husband for you, Bruce is helping raise him? Who would make a better spouse for his adopted daughter than his ACTUAL son? Talk about keeping it in the family

In his eyes, his son would make a more than competent husband once he comes of age, especially considering not only is Damian his son but, extremely similar to Bruce himself; broody angsty genius with superhuman skills, intelligence, athleticism, etc. And if not Damian, isn't Dick lowkey his favorite child, and also, you know. Already an adult and not nearly as emotionally constipated 😅 Bruce can trust either one of them to take care of you, building off of a paranoia that any place outside his family and his home is fraught with danger and anyone who hasn't been explicitly vetted by him suddenly cannot be trusted in your presence

I keep finding myself drifting back to platonic yandere but only in like, almost extremely specific circumstances, like for real those age regression ideas i realized are coming from like DEEP places of trauma and rejection for me and feeling like I'm so permanantly damaged i literally need a do over and need to be all but remade from scratch, being helped when i was younger and at my lowest points in childhood, and I'll admit I've noticed most of these platonic yandere ideas usually revolves around aspects of family, fatherhood, childhood, etc. Like literally right off the top of my head, two characters who kind of got the platonic yan ball rolling were Stolas from Helluva Boss and Nolan Grayson from Invincible, both of them fathers. Of course I would absolutely let Nolan tear this ass up too though as you guys have seen, like i find the Viltrumite Reader concepts kind of keep fluctuating between "he wants to mentor you and then catches feelings" to "no he just wants to be your dad and Viltrum mentor and after your real family dies during some kind of monster attack he just straight up adopts you and moves you into his house and the government lets him bc, i mean, they need to keep an eye on you as a Viltrumite"

Of course I also like the idea of sort of a middle ground. You know, like, the yandere begins purely platonic without any sort of intentions but it develops into something deeper after they've already come to know you and you trust them, or even, they're actually totally 100% "a normal person" and something happens to you or them where they suddenly become yandere. Like imagine you know someone for like a couple years and then all of a sudden, they're acting differently. So I've also thought about, Bruce and Reader are work friends in the Justice League and his feelings begin as purely protective and platonic and he knows you for a decent chunk of time but when he starts getting to know you more personally, more details about you the person under the costume, maybe he eventually realizes he's getting extremely jealous watching you interact with other men and, maybe in the process of taking care of you his feelings change. You get wounded on the job and you don't have any family to help provide any care while you're still extremely weak and recovering and he's helping you and that's when he suddenly realizes "oh shit this line of work is so dangerous, he doesn't want you to die, he doesn't want anyone to die but like you most specifically, he doesnt want you doing this anymore" and maybe he brings you to the manor for recovery and you never wind up leaving

But typically yes, as you suggested, usually when I've picked a character to be a platonic yandere it's because I can see them being overly protective to the point they won't let you date at all, even if the specific reasons for WHY may change. Like hypothetically for some of the ideas I've had, Stolas doesn't want you to date or have sex period because he's kind of Goin Through Some Shit and this is kind of like his second go around of being a dad and him expressing some sort of trauma or guilt over Octavia and he sees you as His Extra Special Little Girl and you don't get so much as a kiss on the cheek with another person until like, he's had enough years with you to be satisfied with "your childhood" kwim. Or a yandere who declares themselves as your sibling not completely against you dating or all that but they just have EXTREMELY high standards. like lmao imagine, like, someone like Deku basically inserting himself in your life as your brother and you're like "ok fuck dude, who do you think WOULD be worthy of dating me" and he's just like "I guess someone like All Might!" Like bro that platonic obsessive little twink is NEVER letting you get laid, you suck off ONE dick and he's holing up in his room CRYING because "someone's defiled his baby sister and made her dirty" not in the sense that he like doesn't like you anymore or he's judging YOU but in his mind your "purity" has been tainted by someone else and the only solution is to like, kill/get rid of that person and "atone" by never letting it happen again, cause obviously by letting you suck that guy off Izuku FAILED YOU, and maybe at some point he snaps and you wake up from one of your mandatory sibling cuddle sessions and he's pressed way too closely to you as he declares he's the only one worthy of you and he's sorry he didn't realize HE'S the husband you needed

Really I'm just a creepy little freak and it can depend on how I'm needing or craving to feel accepted in that particular moment in time 😅

#GOD am i on this batman justice league shit so hard #i grew up with shows like teen titans and spiderman and jla #like god if yall follow my main blog weve been discussing how i probably have a cluster b personality disorder #and ive felt. so extremelt sad and broken. bc those can form from early childhood trauma #so lmao i keeo finding mysekf drift8ng back to thise age regression ideas where. i get fixed #i either get the care i needed as a kid or i get completely reset back to before anything ever happened #and raised in you know. a questionably psychotic protective little bubble #i have issues and apparently i will always have issues lmaoooi #yandere stuff #sinprompts

[dailydccomics]

Big Barda in JLA: World Without Grown-Ups (1998)

#big barda #dc comics #barda free #JLA #justice leage of america #dc #new gods #vintage #comics #world without grown-ups

[allgremlinart]

collection of lil guys

#him and clarks design in this show is god tier #Diana's is...a little cursed to me ngl but that's cus I see her as more mature/older looking than she is in JLA

[cgbcomics]

#justice league of america #jla #justice society of america #jsa #new gods #darkseid #superman #batman #wonder woman #dr. fate #power girl #big barda #mister miracle #huntress #orion #green lantern #firestorm #dc comics #80s comics #apokolips

[taymartiart]

Ni’meres.

They dived from the sky, faster than a charging horse. Those still on the lawn had no chance of escaping them. The ni’meres’ talons ripped into flesh and bone, tearing open backs and shoulders and piercing even the skulls of those fleeing.

From Fall of Ruin and Wrath by Jennifer L Armentrout

#seriously these little harpy fuckers are cool #also pls for the love of god if you’ve read it I need to talk #I have so many theories #the fall of ruin and wrath #awakening series #awakening jla #jennifer l armentrout #jla #tforaw

[splooosh]

IS

Alan Davis - Mark Farmer

#Genesis #Darksied #New Gods #Lightray #Supergirl #Superman #Captain Atom #Flash #Wally West #Impulse #Green Lantern #Kyle Rayner #Big Barda #JLA #Superboy #Legion #Saturn Girl #Orion

[marybatson]

thinking more abt modern hero comics tht ive personally read (personal opinion foreshadowing) but even though more and more writers acknowledge the existence of found family as a trope is it just me or is it even less….effective now? like idk if it’s the consciousness of found family that makes some teams or families seem sooo forced, only having like a semblance of what those blistering dramatic bantery 90/2000s comics used to have. and how it’s just kinda tryhard now. idk there’s an authenticity to the kind of random groups + time + place of comic hero found family that just doesn’t show up much nowadays. even the wannabe ragtag groups feel a little too polished…

#mind u I also am maybe only ever 18% caught up with ongoing dc comics or events so I could be so wrong and am missing a lot! #some groups tht come to mind r like u know outsiders or something but tbh even jla feels so impersonal now.. #*I mean like 2003 outsiders as an example. dukes outsiders is kind of an interesting dynamic but I wouldn’t say super impersonal imo #just not exactly found family #jsa idk what they’re up to now but like what. no potlucks or watching courtney get her braces off LOL whatever #it doesn’t help tht there aren’t many long running issues for full teams anymore where r the 50+ issues of Shenanigans #OH GOD THE DARK CRISIS JON TEAM LOLLLL #they couldn’t be tryin for found family I know but imagine if they had.. I would combust in flames in a negative way

[wallylinda]

i get why everyone wants to moralize the gl corps into space explorers but realistically it’s still just going to be the same level of “progressiveness” as before. like park rangers: the green lantern edition is still going the have the common tropes where they head to an alien planet → meet the local population → inevitably get mixed up in a problem → superheroes function as superheroes do → oh wait, this is a cop allegory again! i mean cmon wtf are they going to do in space if they’re not going to fight ppl. none of them know jackshit about galactic wildlife they’re getting poisoned if they try to repopulate an endangered species or some shit like that 😭😭

#i really like the idea of post-parallax gls being made up of independent vigilantes who found rings and started to make it work for them #and maybe some bitter old guards make up the gl corps again but its nothing compared to the galaxy at large #like kyle is exploring the galaxy like he did at the end of gl1990 #hal is operating as spectre or as he did in renegade where he's kind of just an intergalactic fugitive with a homemade osha violation ring #guy runs his bar on earth but keeps getting roped into wacky adventures. def has a reputation of being a criminal b/c of lobo and gnort. #and john is the jla lantern who spends most of his time as an architect and volunteering in the community rather than going into space #idk id have to worldbuild it more but it is my perfect idealized world that does not exist godbless <3 #plus i just feel like you can tell more impactful stories where the context hasn't been changed but god knows that never happening again so #.thoughts #dc

[mnemosyne-nyx]

Also currently getting the same adrenaline rush as opening a new Sims game cos the power Tumblr is gonna give me to unleash all my thoughts about DC comics is biblical

#jla #justice league #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #clark kent #brucie wayne #superbat #can't wait for Tumblr to also strip me of this god complex #Pov: ur all Noah about to witness me (god) flood tumblr #i have so many headcanons #me completing the AO3 x Tumblr partnership