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jimvasta · 4 months

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Humans are average at everything

And that makes other species crazy

"You swim well for your limb configuration but you will never be as fast in water as a Majoriranji."

Mo agreed with a nod. "They have fins, it's an unfair contest really."

"Nacbaqurs climb cliffs better than humans."

"Longer limbs, more fingers, that's no surprise. I know some elite climbers who could keep up but mostly ture enough."

"Chexits run much faster."

"Ah," Mo raised a finger. "They run on four legs, different configuration, unfair comparison. "

"My point is still valid. And you don't fly either."

"Mmm, no," Mo stopped to consider that one. "I don't think we have a winged ancestor. I have been sky diving, though, so I'm sure we missed out there."

"Sky diving? No, I have no wish to know. My question is this, why are you so feared? You cannot swim like a Majoriranji, or climb like a Nacbaqur, or run like a Chexit. Can you do anything special? Why should anyone be scared of humans?"

"Is that why you captured us? That's what you want to know?" Mo smiled as he leaned back in his chair. He had been afraid. Now he was amused.

He knew rescue was on the way. Just before the invaders managed to grab him and the other researchers, they were able to send a distress call. The Earth Alliance took attacks on their people seriously, they knew swift responses discouraged casual piracy.

"Okay, you'll probably be dead soon anyway so I'll give you a freebie. We're not the fastest swimmers, but most of us can swim and dive, and we can all hold our breath. We're not the fastest climbers, but our ancestors lived in trees, tall canopy plants, we can all climb. We're not the fastest runners, but we're not bad in a sprint, and we'll still be going hours after your fancy fast runners have collapsed and died of exhaustion. We don't have to be the best at one thing when we can be pretty good at just about everything."

#humans are space orcs #haso #writer #writers on tumblr #humans are space australians #humans are joats #jack of all trades

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turns-out-its-adhd · 7 months

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#adhd memes #neurodivergence #adult adhd #adhd #neurodiversity #neurodiversesquad #adhd things #adhd brain #neurodiverse stuff #adhd mood #neurodivergent #neurospicy #its the neurodivergency #audhd #hobbies #jobs #relationships #I've quit them all #jack of all trades

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theshadowrealmitself · 1 year

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Like with the gorilla thing, Danny should become known for more and more stuff having nothing to do with Phantom, he becomes one of Amity’s oddities but in his own ways, and that fact that he has ghost hunter parents doesn’t come up in his name (outside of Casper High) till after he’s famous for a ton of other things

For example, there should’ve been an episode where Ember tries to have a comeback tour, and through some mishaps while trying to stop her, he accidentally outshines her, so now he’s known for that and the gorilla thing

And it should’ve just kept escalating

#danny phantom #dp #danny fenton #jack of all trades

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zoeywinterrose · 3 months

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I fell in love with her so easily also help her hair got away from me.

Fanart of the lovely and beautiful Naya from Jack Of All Trades by the great @capnhanbers!

#jack of all trades #joat #fanart #I tried really hard on her #I'm pretty proud despite everything

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capnhanbers · 2 months

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for all the tension this was a pretty tender chapter so uhhh this is unlike the story it was written to be / i was riding its back when it used to ride me

(scenes from chapter 140)

#undertale #undertale fanfiction #chara #naya #undertale oc #jack of all trades #joat #utdr #my art #chapter art #sans x oc #i don't wanna give anything away but uhh this is the precursor for even more tenderness so #sorry i dropped us from little shop of horrors into melancholy city but yeah this is joat #i notice that often the thing i end up drawing for chap art also tends to be the inciting scene-#-aka the scene i picture that kickstarts me being able to write the rest of the chapter. usually a little personal moment.#here it was naya calling chara a teenage zombie lol #i looove the last two poses esp naya crouching...fun to draw for some reason

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nesperus · 2 months

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some celia expressions for my sequential art class!

#my art #sage doodles #celia #jack of all trades #not fandom #my ocs #oc #ocs #love this girl so much need to draw her more

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czorch · 3 months

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Ummmmmmmmmb I dont use tumblr i barely use this site but i really like @capnhanbers joat fanfic so i drew anaya srivastava because Hot naya rights or something Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahoo! yay

#joat fanart #joat #jack of all trades #undertale #undertale fanart #undertale fanfiction #wowie. this truly is a jack of all trades

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onlydrawnbad · 5 months

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Do you ever read 570,000+ word, 130+ chapter fanfics that were started nearly 8 years ago and have current year updates, and as you get to the end of certain chapters along the way, you keep going "wow, I would have hated to be here in 201x and have to wait for THAT cliffhanger, those poor readers, those sad, desperate historical souls" and you're just so glad for yourself because you know you don't have to stop until chapter 139, and you arrogantly assume that's probably just extended epilogues or something (because you were previously conditioned by another fic to believe that), so everything will be fine?

Only to get to chapter 139 and SCREAM OUT LOUD because you jinxed yourself right into THE NEWEST WAVE OF CLIMATIC PLOT CHAPTERS WHERE ALL THE SHIT IS GOING DOWN and now you, too, have become the reader you felt such pity for?

Wait, you don't?

THEN GO OVER THERE AND DO WHAT I DID SO I DON'T HAVE TO BE ALONE IN MY HUBRIS. It comes with art. So. Much. Wonderful. Comic. Art.

I would like to stress (as I have done before) that I have never played this game. Not once. I had never even heard of it originally. Yet this is now the second absolutely massive Sans x reader/OC fic I have read in this fandom. Everything I know about Undertale, I learned because one day on a whim I decided to read a 480,000+ word, 170+ chapter fanfic because I liked the way @tricktster used words on some tumblr post (don't ask me which one, I've forgotten). I have re-read that fic at least once a year, if not more, for multiple years in a row because it's like a favorite book to me now.

If anyone needs me, I'll be comfort-reading it, again.

And then probably going back and re-reading JoAT, because oh my god that fic. I'm just so in love with it for a million reasons.

(Yes, it took me this long to see there was another glorious treasure in plain sight under @capnhanbers despite following @mod2amaryllis and it's just really embarrassing to be confronted by that kind of obliviousness, okay? Can I blame it on how, multiple times now over the years, I've gone months and months without looking at this app unless it notified me of something specific?)

I swear, I have never read fic in any other fandom where it was this easy to immerse myself in it with nothing more than some light googling along the way (the first time with CoBC), and the googling was just because I'm me and I like to know all the things. In both cases, you don't have to come to the table with anything other than an interest in supernatural-elements stories (monsters, magic, etc) and a love for snappy dialogue and funny (dad) jokes and HEART-WRENCHING FEELS and watching the author having a life journey in the notes.

(And yes, sure, an open mind about a skeleton monster and a human having magical sex, but if you know you're in a rated fic about monsters and humans, you must know that's going to be a thing.)

#undertale #fanwork #jack of all trades #joat #chill or be chilled #cobc #sans x reader #sans x oc #me: leaving reviews on ao3 gives me anxiety because i don't want to sound stupid #also me: just wrote this long ass post with actual people tagged in it #i'm aware it may seem odd to love things that include dicks made of magic #but i think at this point in my life i'm more than fine with that being my odd #BESIDES YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND #THESE FICS ARE SO FUCKING GOOD OKAY #I LAUGH I CRY I SCREAM I LIVE I DIE I COME BACK OVER AND OVER #i would legit pay actual money for these two fics as bound books #like actual sexy sexy hardbacks to put on display in my home #what? these? these are my magical monsterfucker books and i love them like classics please admire the holographic foil #blue holo foil for cobc #gold holo foil for joat #why am i rambling in the tags like this?

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snoopylovessoup · 10 months

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#oh.#adhd #adhd memes #jack of all trades

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ligercat · 27 days

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#jack of all trades #jack stiles #bruce campbell #gifs #mygifs

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mastercontrol123 · 10 months

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Happy 65th Birthday, to the man who will forever be my lifelong crush, Bruce Campbell! 😍❤️

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theoutcastrogue · 11 months

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"In her long and interesting life, Lark has held down a ton of different jobs. We can’t tell you about all of them because, well, spoilers, but here, let’s rattle off a few: line cook, newspaper delivery girl, butcher, smuggler, bodyguard, street-sweeper, bouncer, poacher, locksmith, baker (but that was only briefly because she was fired a day later), carpenter, mechanic, hunter, upholsterer, barge pilot, pawnbroker, dishwasher, burglar, and oh: a fucking sorceress."

— Midst s1e7: "Scry"

#midst #rogues in fiction #jack of all trades

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stardustmuseum · 7 months

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THERE ARE SO MANY LIVES I WANT TO LIVE BUT NOT ENOUGH TIME