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inmyfxith · 2 years

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Participating in a meeting with the Avengers...

The meetings were not really held on a regular basis, but rather were a gathering when a crisis situation needed to be addressed or when Tony and/or Steve had a particular mission to complete and needed extra help despite their personal pride.

A threat must have been detected somewhere in the world, something big enough to require the presence of all the Avengers in the headquarters. Which was not a very usual thing.

Taking a seat on one of the black seats, around the transparent table on which anyone could leave fingerprints quite charming.

Surprised to see Steve and Tony around the table, you were even more surprised when the Secretary of State appeared in the room.

You were surrounded by Wanda, on your left, and Sam, on your right. In front of you, Natasha had her hands crossed and resting on the table, her face closed, as if she expected to hear the briefing of a difficult mission.

But that was not the case. Instead, the Secretary of State began his speech by listing all the disastrous consequences of all the interventions of your group of superheroes. All this obviously accompanied by a magnificent presentation that left no one indifferent.

Remaining silent, you didn't really know how to react so your eyes landed successively on your comrades.

Wanda had a guilty look on her face, the same one she wore every day when someone said the word Lagos.

Sam and Rhodey were frowning, desperately trying to see what the politician was getting at.

As for Natasha, Steve and Tony, their faces betrayed the fact that they had realized what saving a large part of humanity entailed.

In a reproachful tone, the Secretary of State concluded his diatribe with a remark that irritated you slightly.

“And that's how the world works.”

It was the fact that a politician who spent his time with his butt on a chair dared to judge the actions of people who were actually trying to make the world a better place that made you decide to speak up.

“Wait... are you really saying that we don't know how the world works? When was the last time you were out on the street, Mr. Secretary of State? The last time you had to fight for the survival of thousands of people?”

As you spoke, Tony let out a sigh in indirect response to your words. Receiving no response, you continued.

“That's what I thought. So before you lecture us on what's right and wrong, you might want to reconsider your definition of how the world works.”

Visibly irritated by his remark, you had difficulty bringing your anger down.

Cracking your knuckles, you only crossed your arms after receiving an authoritative look from Steve. Not wanting to get into any more trouble, you continued your almost insulting monologue in your mind. Then you simply stopped listening to him.

It was unusual for you to speak in such a way, and despite the fact that you were standing up to a politician who could put you in jail, your attitude seemed to amuse Natasha, who unconsciously let a slight smile appear on her lips.

The Avengers were a democratic assembly to a certain point. On the surface everyone had a say, but when you got a little closer, the voices of the younger people and especially the "newbies" seemed to have less impact on the decisions made.

The sound of something heavy being thrown on the table brought you back to the current situation, however, a large bundle of bound papers had just passed from the Secretary of State's hands to Sam's, and then to Natasha's.

The Sokovia Accords had just entered the conversation and with them, the beginning of an endless debate that would lead to irreversible events.

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strawwritesfic · 7 months

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Avengers Guys Taking Care of You When You're Sick Imagines

Hello! I caught some sort of very fun disease doing work-related things last weekend, so I came up with these imagines! I thought I'd post them for funises and because making you think of the dialogue yourself is way easier when there's very little oxygen entering my brain.

Disclaimer: I don't really do imagines, so I'm not even 100% sure that's what these are. They might just be headcanons? Listen, man, I'm an old person on the Internet. I don't know what I'm doing.

Also, I wrote these starting in the middle of the night after having only eaten marginally for three straight days and sleeping about a total of two hours over the course of 48 hours. Also, I didn't proofread them on account of the cinderblock shoved up my nose being very distracting. (But if there's something wrong, do feel free to bring it to my attention, and I will change it.)

Pretend these are in a world where COVID isn't a concern. I didn't feel like dealing with masking and isolation.

Let me know if you'd like to see later phases or groups!

EDIT: I forgot Clint. I blame the cinderblock. He's been added.

Enjoy!

Tony Stark

Let's face it. This guy is not in any position to play nurse. He hardly knows how to take care of himself; you're a different person entirely! Plus, he's not exactly into the idea of catching your cooties. Once you've got the ick, he is out of the bedroom and camping in his lab until you're no longer showing symptoms.

But that doesn't mean you're facing this alone. If this is before Pepper takes over Stark Industries as CEO, Tony's got her and Happy running around making sure you have anything you want--anything. More cold medicine? Done. A house call from your doctor? Called them 20 minutes ago; they're on their way. An authentic pizza directly from Italy? It's yours. If it's after, he will go get everything for you himself; it's just going to take a lot longer, and it'll probably take him five trips to actually get the right thing.

He won't leave you completely alone either. He'll call you up on one of the tablet phones and talk to (or at) you for hours. Heck, if you're bored, he might even set it up so you can watch him tinker on the suits from bed.

James Rhodes

You don't want Rhodey to find out you're sick. He's a busy guy, whether he's working with the Air Force or the Avengers. But he's gonna find out. Maybe he isn't able to call you as often as he'd like, but as soon as he makes contact, he's going to know you're sick from the word "hello."

He hates that you're often sick when he's quite literally half a world away. He doesn't want you to deal with your illness alone--and you won't. If he's still working primarily at the Air Force, you're on base with loads of fellow military officers and their spouses, and soon you've got more casseroles than you know what to do with. If he's with the Avengers, things are a little trickier. He can't ask Dr. Cho to fly in from Korea for a cough, and it's not like FRIDAY can answer the door for Uber Eats. Pepper and Tony aren't going to let one of their best friend's SO suffer, though! They love you, too. One or both of them is going to make sure you've got a house call from a doctor very soon.

As soon as Rhodey is off work, he's back with you. He'll cook dinner--something healthy that he knows you like. Then you'll both head to the couch or bed, snuggle up under a big blanket, and watch old movies until you fall asleep beside him.

Thor Odinson

Asgardians don't get run-of-the-mill illnesses, and any illness they do get is way more spectacular than what Midgardians deal with. Because of this, Thor finds your run-of-the-mill illness fascinating. Like, almost annoyingly so. Although he's fine to leave you to go on missions or the like, he is otherwise right there with you, delighting in every cough, sniffle and sneeze. If anyone on the team points out that you're, you know, sick, Thor is quick to remind them how incredibly tough his SO is. He knows you'll pull through!

Still, he doesn't want you to feel awful, so he's going to seek out advice on what he can do to help you. The results that come from this depend on who Thor decided to ask. Dr. Strange? Probably earn you some decent medications and/or treatments, even if Thor isn't 100% sure exactly how to use them. Loki? Then you're probably going to end up with Thor trying a dozen different things that don't make you feel worse but definitely don't make you feel better either. Hey, Loki's got no vested interest in helping out his brother's SO.

At the end of the day, at least you won't be left alone very often, and there is something endearing about a guy who thinks it's cute when you're so full of snot you can't think.

Loki Laufeyson

Loki is a much less...obtrusive companion than his brother is. Sick Midgardians are boring. They just lay around all day, producing the most horrible liquids from every part of them. He's got better things to do than sit around all day watching that...

...is what he wants everyone to think. He knows you don't like be smothered either. So Loki does go about his day as usual for the most part, but that doesn't mean he isn't checking in quite regularly. He'll slip into your room every few hours or so just to make sure you're resting. He won't wake you if you are. And the things you need have a funny way of appearing on your bedside table whenever you wake up: the remote control, a container of hot tea, even clean pajamas if you aren't feeling capable of walking to the bathroom for a shower.

But just because you don't like being smothered doesn't mean you want to be alone the entire time. Loki knows that. He's probably not going to crawl into bed next to someone who is coughing and sneezing and already warmer than they want to be, but he's perfectly content to pull a comfortable chair over to your bedside and sleep there. And when you get bored of watching TV or just need something quiet to fall asleep to, he's always happy to read aloud to you from whatever book he's reading.

Steve Rogers

Steve may no longer have the ability to get sick, but he remembers being sick when he was skinny, and he knows it's no fun. He also remembers the things that Bucky did for him that helped, and he'll try all of that on you. This leads to a bit of quarreling when Tony reminds him that they live in the 21st Century and have better ways of helping people with sore throats and coughing. But Steve eventually relents, and you get a good combination of things that make you feel better.

He's good at compartmentalizing, so he can put worrying about you aside when he needs to lead the team. The second they don't need him anymore, you're back at the forefront of his mind, and he's headed right to wherever you are. Even if you don't need anything he can provide you, he wants to make sure you're okay.

Since Steve doesn't get sick, he's 100% ready to cuddle. This is great when you have chills, and not so great when you're having hot flashes. He respects you if you ask him to please get the hell out of the bed. He lets you rest when you need rest, and is perfectly happy to just hang out in the room with you, quietly drawing in his notebook so he's there if you do need him.

Bucky Barnes

If Steve remembers getting sick, Bucky remembers being the one to take care of Steve when he was sick (after Steve's mom died). He does not handle seeing you sick well. At all. He cannot stop worrying about you at all. Never mind that all you've got is a stuffy nose and a cough, he's pretty much convinced that you are going to die on him any minute.

He's very reluctant to leave your side when you're sick. Even if there's some world ending-crisis that the team needs him for, he'd rather stay with you. Oh, he'll go to help with the world-ending crisis, but he's going to be thinking about you the entire time. Everybody on comms is going to get real tired of him using any downtime to wonder aloud if this will make [Name] feel better.

If you're lucky, Natasha or Sam or Steve might take pity on you and insist that Bucky take some time away and quit worrying so much. But unless they take him on outing to get you something (food, flowers, medicine, etc.), he's not going to want to go. Unless he's directly looking at you and confirming that you're okay himself, he's just not going to be able to settle. Until your fever breaks, don't expect Bucky to leave your side for very long, if at all.

Clint is a very normal guy wen it comes to his SO being sick. He's not too pushy or too distant. When you wake up with a sore throat, he makes you a cup of hot water with lemon juice in it, brings you a small breakfast in bed, and checks the medicine cabinet before he leaves for work. If there's anything you're low on, he'll make sure to pick it up on the way home. He'll call you at lunchtime to check on you, and if you say you need anything then, he'll pick that up on the way home, too.

If he has to go far away for work, of course Natasha is there to run errands and check on you. And if they're working together far away, you might get a very rare, very strange visit from Director Fury delivering cough syrup. Coulson pops by, too. Clint's got a pretty big support network willing to fill in any gaps he can't when he's working.

When he's at home, Clint mostly leaves you alone. He knows you need rest. There's plenty of work for him to do around the place anyway. But whenever he takes a break, he'll pop into the bedroom and ask you if you need anything if you're awake. He's always quick to tell the streaming service you're still watching, too, just so it's still going when you wake up. And he buys loads of your favorite takeout to tempt you to eat.

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jiabeewrites · 1 year

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Avengers Gender & Sexuality Headcanons, but cleaned up a bit

hello hello! I revisited my old post, and it was messy af and I don't really headcanon a lot of these anymore. SO I PRESENT TO YOU:

The Avengers Being Gay As Fuck

STEEB ROGER ROGER || CAPTAIN AMERICA - ohhhhh boy... - bro is kinda not up to speed with how ✨🏳‍🌈 the gays 🏳‍🌈✨ are treated nowadays - so peter decides to teach him - and at first, he's kinda confused, esp about trans people - because hello, he was born in the fourties - it's kinda non-realistic to expect him to snap to reality just like that - anyhoo, peter ain't having the "how tf do trans people work" bullshit - he, like any good gen z kid would do, creates a shitty powerpoint presentation - after two full fucking hours of explanation, steve starts to get it - he still slips up sometimes... - but he tries his fucking best and honestly that's all we can ask of him - i don't really see steve labeling himself, but if you asked, he'd probably just steer the conversation away from that topic - would still use he/him - fuck that was long

TONY STARK || TIN CAN IRON MAN - bro has fucked and been fucked, taken and given head - by both men and women - cmon. there's no way that this billionaire playboy isn't fruity - pansexual, doesn't care about the gender of the person he loves - he's either in a poly relationship with pepper and rhodey or enemies-to-lovers with a certain stephen strange - he/him - funds the annual manhattan pride - qpr with rhodey

BRUCE BANNER || JOLLY GREEN GIANT - oh poor child - i feel like he is not one for sex - like bro practically radiates aroace energy - doesn't really feel the need for gender conformity. gender is an unknown subject and he doesn't like to meddle with it. end of story - pretty sure he's agender - i feel like he wouldn't care what pronouns are used, but if asked, i think he would answer he/they - bro is a triple a battery fr - prefers to be adressed as dr. banner or just banner

NATASHA ROMANOFF || SCARY ASSASSIN LADY - she/her. nuff said. - asexual. i will die on this hill - the red room taught her to use her body to get what she wants - but she never really wanted that - coughseggscough - i wanna say she's demiromantic & bi - clint is her biggest supporter - started the ace avengers club 🍇🐘👻🐈‍⬛

CLINT BARTON || LEGOLAS - i really can't see a queer clint. i can't - i also don't really see him being that one overinvested ally - he/him, straight, cishetallo - sorry :(

THOR ODINSON || THAT ONE THUNDER DUDE - he comes from asgard, where nobody really sees being queer as different - so when he comes to earth........just imagine his surprise when he finds out about homophobia - he found out when some dudebro was yelling at a girl who seemed like she wanted nothing to do with him - another girl was with them, and she looked like she wanted to kill the guy - thor was confusion - he asked what was going on, and the dudebro said that he caught his sister on a date with another girl - yknow, expecting thor to lash out at the girl - but thor was the exact opposite - he grinned, and congratulated the two on their relationship - WLW FOR THE WIN!! - dudebro started going off on a homophobic rampage - one glare from thor and he nearly shit his pants - and THAT is where thor got his title as protector of lesbians - he/him - tried using thunder based pronouns once but decided it wasn't for him - unlabeled. he thinks human labels are weird

JAMES RHODEY RHODES || WAR MACHINE - is he/him - gay as fucking hell oh my god - literally so gay - GAY MAN OVER HERE - k im done - i'm nearly 100% sure he's graysexual. doesn't really care for sex but if his partner(s) really want it...well, he loves them - probably has to steer tony away from fans all the time at pride - i'm also 100% sure he's down for polyamory. there's too much love for just one person in his heart - qpr with tony

PETER PARKER || SPOODERMAN - TRANS PETER TRANS PETER TRANS PETER!!!!!! - 🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧🏳‍⚧ - i know it's a really common tumblr headcanon but i FIRMLY support it! FTM - 60% sure that flash bullies peter because he's trans - i mean like it's more believeable than peter being a nerd - prob uses he/him - comes out to tony first, tony buys peter his first binder - may finds out next and she's just so happy. peter asks for name suggestions and she nearly cries - that's how he got his name :) - this kid forgets to take off his binder so often omg - like ned and mj and may MUST REMIND HIM or he'll forget - i feel like he'd be asexual but sex-neutral - doesn't care for it - bi. bi peter parker.

MICHELLE JONES || EMJAY - is enby 💛🤍💜🖤 - ain't no way she's a girl. like ain't no way - uses she/they if asked, but doesn't really give a fuck about pronouns - bisexual with a pref for gals. callin it now

NED LEEDS || NEDANIEL - pretty sure he uses he/they because he like the pronouns - thought that they/them was cool and just decided to use it :D - sweet boi, supports mj and peter sm - buys them pride flags ✨🏳‍🌈✨ - ned literally radiates aroallo energy like cmon - CMON - aroallos are so cool and sexy actually

LOKI LAUFEYSON || LOW KEY LMAO IM SO FUNNY - is genderfluid 💖🤍💜🖤💙 - like this isn't even headcanon fuck off - will use any and all pronouns, at any given time - idk...maybe it's just me but i'm getting MASSIVE asexual vibes - probably sex positive ace - like slay queen - panromantic. like do i even need to explain this

BUCKY BARNES || BUCKET - i will die on they/them bucky hill - and you will see my corpse there - and you will know i was right - unlabeled. doesn't fully understand themself rn, labels will probably make it worse - sam is a huge part of bucky's queer journey - probably uses peter as a queer encyclopedia

SAM WILSON || CHICKEN MAN - gay as freaking hell omfg - that is HOMOSEXUAL MAN RIGHT THERE - he/him - takes bucky to their first pride parade - queer legend - ✨🏳‍🌈✨

VISION || ROBOT MAN - is undecided on gender for now - decides to just use he/him while he figures everything out - i think he figures out that he's asexual real fast. like sex-repulsed - why humans would ever want to have intercourse is beyond him - same, girl, same - but he's definitely omniromantic. he does experience love, albeit a little differently than the rest of society - don't we all...

WANDA MAXIMOFF || WITCHY BITCHY - found out she was a lesbian after a failed date with vision - neither of them felt the attraction that they had before - so yes. gay. sapphic. wlw. - i hate the term but i feel like she would be a lipstick lesbian until she falls for a butch - she/her - has girl nights with her twin - hmm gay - ❤️🧡🤍💖💜

PIETRO MAXIMOFF || SPEEDY BITCHY - they/he/she - genderfluid, is particular about pronouns - like ik people don't really headcanon it but... - cmon. pietro is LIQUID GENDER. - (this also probably stems from my belief that every single fucking speedster is genderfluid no matter what fandom) - sees a pretty dress? will buy two. one for them and one for wanda - he really does slay stilettos tho - i think she's probably gay (mlm) - stfu pietro can be a gay man if they want to - fuck you

T'CHALLA || CATMAN - gay. GAY - he/they icon - wakanda is a safe place for EVERYONE - besides, all the dora milaje are wlw - probably homosexual, like what else would he be - nakia? 99% sure nakia is trans and they're in a qpr - AROACE NAKIA AROACE NAKIA - *aroaces every single character* - fuck yeah gay t'challa

SHURI || GENIUS GIRL - she/xe - sapphic asexual - shuri x riri is the hill i will die on - leaning towards women and fem aligned genders - started first wakandan pride parade - i'm 99% sure she officiated ayo & aneka's wedding - change my mind

STEPHEN STRANGE || DR WIZARD - agender, doesn't see the point in gender most of the time, so they/them/he/him - believes there are three sexes but an infinite amount of genders - demiromantic, demisexual - fight me - is most likely gay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 - had a qpr with christine before the incident

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HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK!

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marinasmarvel · 14 days

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Hi, and welcome to my blog!

My name is Julia and I’m 19 years old. I’m currently obsessed with station 19 and marvel. I do take requests for moodboards, fics, and headcanons, but before you send any, please view my guidelines below. I am over 18 and have smut on here, so minors and ageless blogs DNI. I do not do any reader inserts!

✨Marvel Guidelines✨

I’m relatively new to the Marvel fandom, but I still love it dearly. I only write for the characters I feel I know best, which I will list below.

Natasha romanoff

Yelena Belova

Kate Bishop

Wanda Maximoff

Sam Wilson

Peter Parker

Steve Rogers

Tony Stark

Clint Barton and his family

Bucky Barnes

James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Carol Danvers

Monica Rambeau

Maria Rambeau

Bruce Banner

Melina Vostokoff

Alexei Shostakov

MJ Jones

Ned Leeds

Pepper Potts

Maria Hill

Nick Fury

I have some ground rules for my fics, headcanons, and moodboards:

No smut. I don’t have any particular ship for marvel that I am comfortable writing smut, especially since I don’t read marvel smut fics, like ever.

No rape, incest, pedophilia, etc.

Open to writing tickle fics, but they won’t be super lengthy

My fics will all take place in a universe where everyone is alive and happy

Most fics will be platonic, but I will write romance depending on the ship.

Finally, please be patient with requests! I am a slow writer and I have other hobbies, so fics and any other requests will take time. Thank you!

✨Station 19 Guidelines✨

I write for all station 19 characters except for Theo, Sullivan, and Michael Dixon.

I take smut requests, but I can decline requests at my discretion if I don’t feel comfortable or confident in my abilities.

No rape, incest, pedophilia, etc.

My main romantic ships are marina and Vandy (Vic x Andy)

I write platonic fics for pairings such as Travic, Maya and Andy, Vic and Carina, etc etc.

I will not erase any sexuality. Travis will never be written with a woman romantically, and I will never refer to Maya and Carina as Lesbians, because they are canonically bisexual.

Open to tickle fics, but they won’t be very lengthy.

And Lastly, please be patient as I get through requests! Thank you!

#marvel #mcu #natasha romanoff #yelena belova #widow sisters #marvel cinematic universe #station 19 #station 19 fanfiction #fanfiction #writing #moodboards #headcanons

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pandagirl45 · 3 months

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Steve: *curled up covering his face* *heaving in breaths*

Rhodey: steve... Steve?

Steve blinked back the running tears as he gripped the warm sweater. He clung to it as he buried his body into the warm pile of blankets. He wasn't ready.

He never is ready for winter. New York snow. God, first when he was nothing but a shrimp weak... and now. He couldn't breath as ice crept into his lungs. As the icy stinging water burned his eyes. As his chatter blue but the serum never letting him really rest.

The time in the ice, the arctic ocean was the a moment he never wants to experience again. All it took, all it takes is the snow laden lands to remind him how he lost so much and more. How everything he did froze and shatter in his hands.

He heaved in air as the door clicked open. He was afraid that warmest things around him would fall. Shatter into ice shards. He can't fix that. He can't fight his way to fix it. He can do a shitty PSA about it. He can't.

He can't.

He-

Steve blinked back his hazy vision seeing James Rhodes holding his face gently. Rough warm thumbs brushing away his tears. His soothing dark chocolate eyes bright from the new yoek winter lights. His lips burning comfort into steve as he let out a shuddering sob.

"You are okay," his deep sugary voice melted whatever ice that clenched at his veins, Steve clung to the fuzzy sweater, "you are okay blondie."

A wet laugh, Steve wrapped his arms around the colonel, "thank you, teddy."

Rhodes huffed, a grumble of fondness, "first tones and now you with terribly cute nicknames."

Steve let out another wet sob as he clung to the warm man. A dark thought swept by the crisp summer feeling from rhodes. The heated gunmetal pilot shielding the ice remains of his fears. For now, Steve felt warm. He felt protected as he cuddled into the blankets with rhodey, intelligent thumbs soothing Steve to sleep, "I'll be here, okay steve?"

#warshield #holy crap a drabble for them #drabble #steve rogers #james rhodes #james rhodey rhodes #headcanon steve has a phobia to the cold or a strong aversion #which would make sense #rhodey is that warm summer heat #steve and his insecurity issues

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beingabadass · 10 months

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“No, It’s called being a badass. ”.

Colonel James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes || Comic Verses & MCU Verses

Firsts things first! Hi there, I'm Mel and I'm white and able bodied. Rhodey obviously is a disabled black man, so it goes without saying that if I fuck up anywhere please let me know! I will 100% apologize, educate, and correct myself.

With all that being said, Rhodey here is a mix of Comic and MCU, as well as my own personal headcanons. This blog is semi-selective and is multi-verse as well as crossover friendly!

➤ Google Doc ➤ Carrd ➤ Headcanons ➤ Memes ➤ Important

#➤ Public Service Announcement [ file: PSA ]#➤ Pinned Post #It needed a bit of an update

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ao3feed-irondadspiderson · 2 years

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#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iron dad and spider son #spider son #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark

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ironstrangeao3 · 2 years

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Love is the Flower You've Got to Let Grow [PHOTO EDIT]

by GoldenMoon_42

Just a photo edit. My little headcanon/au idea is included.

Words: 780, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Tony Stark, Stephen Strange, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Maria Stark

Relationships: Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, Tony Stark & James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Pepper Potts & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, treehouse, Fireworks, Streetlights, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant, Tony Stark Lives, Protective James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Fluff

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/38858613

#tony stark #stephen strange #ironstrange #fanfic #ao3

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ironhusband · 3 years

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@samrhodey only for you would I ever write enemies to lovers.

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“You need me to be your date to your best friend’s wedding?” Tony gawked at Rhodey.

To say Tony wasn’t Rhodey’s first choice either was an understatement. Tony and Rhodey had hated each other since MIT, where they both competed over everything. They met in an engineering class and their first interaction was loudly arguing in the class about something they both couldn’t even remember by now, until the professor had to toss them out. Their relationship hasn’t gotten better ever since. They found out they were both up for being top of their class, and ever since, they found time to compete over the most stupid things.

It didn’t help when they “cheated” with money (Tony) or tattling (Rhodey). They left the school with Tony thinking Rhodey was a stick in the mud, and Rhodey thinking Tony was a spoiled rich boy.

They hadn’t thought about each other that much since, except for one night three months ago. There was some gala or the other that Rhodey thought was ridiculous but reluctantly agreed to go to because some of his friends hinted it could help him get on his superior’s good side long enough to finally get a promotion. If he knew Tony was going to be there, he would have stayed home.

Tony was there, predictably chatting up some people, and when he caught Rhodey’s eyes his eyes shone. He left all his suitors immediately to annoy him, introducing him to everyone as his old college friend and by the end of the night, his superiors were so impressed by his connections they did promote him.

To be the liaison to SI.

Rhodey wanted to die.

“Don’t flatter yourself,” Rhodey scoffed, “I need a date to Sam’s wedding and I’m asking you to pretend to be my date.”

“Look, Rhodes, don’t get me wrong, you’re a very attractive man, but why on Earth would I do that?” Tony asked and then pointed out, “you hate me.”

“I’ll be the best man,” Rhodey said, “I’ll do best man shit. I will barely have to see you.”

“Okay, this why me thing is going nowhere,” Tony sighed, frustrated, “why do you need a date to your wedding?”

“...Because I told my friends I have a civilian boyfriend,” Rhodey said and then huffed at Tony’s judgemental look, “don’t look at me like that! You don’t know! I’m the only single guy in a group filled with people who found the love of their lives. Some found them twice, some have kids with them. Do you know how many blind dates I’ve gone on? How many times I’ve been the fifth wheel? Sam even tried to set me up with Bucky. He hates Bucky. That was the last straw!”

Tony laughed at his outburst, “oh my god, that’s hilarious. See, this is the reason I don’t hang out with married couples. I know I was smart to ditch Happy when he got married.”

Rhodey glared at him, “you fired your driver because he got married?”

“Of course not, geez. God, can’t you take a joke?”

Rhodey crossed his arms over his chest. Of course Tony would think unemployment was a funny joke. “Point is, I have no other friends but them that aren’t going to this wedding. I’m too deep in and I checked plus one, and if I bring an existing guest to this wedding, Sam would kill me for wasting a seat, and that poor guy already feel guilty about getting over Riley. So, you’re my last resort. Will you do it?”

“Fuck no,” Tony exclaimed, amused, “what’s in it for me?”

“It’s Steve’s wedding.”

Tony paused, “Steve Rogers’ wedding?”

He knew he got Tony there. He heard him complaining to his assistant about how he wasn’t invited to Steve’s wedding. At the time, he simply smirked and drew a line in his column of wins, but now he could use it to his advantage. He knew Tony would not pass an opportunity to mess with Steve. “Yup.”

Tony scanned him up and down, trying to see if he was telling the truth. When he found he was he said, “fine. But I am going to be a troublemaker and I am going to bring an obnoxiously expensive gift that they’ll hate and you can’t say anything.”

Rhodey bit his lip. It was just two days. “Deal.”

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heinzrat · 3 years

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im almost positive that bucky doesnt bother updating anyone at avengers hq that his address and phone changed, so when they they cant contact him they probably panic

rhodey gets sent to speak to sam about bucky going AWOL, to ask if hes heard anything and that theyre gonna need sams help to find him

just for him to get to sams place in delacroix and have bucky open the door, half dressed from just waking up and drinking coffee from a handmade "worlds best uncles" mug

#tfatws #sambucky #bucky barnes #sam wilson #james rhodes #sam comes out of the kitchen "oh hey rhodey didnt know you were coming babe go put some clothes on #this is all i thought about at work it was a very productive day #my stuff #headcanon

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bowiebond · 3 years

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All superheroes are neurodivergent, and I refuse to believe otherwises. In fact, I will list some of the Marvel heroes I headcanon as ND

Scott Lang: ADHD. He jumps from fixation to fixation, his reoccurring hyperfixation being magic, he speaks out of turn and usually off topic to whatever is currently going on, has poor time management and is impulsive. He also had a strong moral code and will do what he feels is best, ie stealing from the rich. Luis and him get along so well because they’re brains are wired similarly, I’m just saying 👀

Tony Stark: ADHD/AUSTISM. This one is just as obvious as Scott. His special interest is science, he has poor social skills outside of what he’s adopted from others (masking in the form of sunglasses and a celebrity attitude), he doesn’t get social cues, is abrupt and interrupts others when hyperfocused and is know to be very impulsive. He has emotional outbursts when overwhelmed/overstimulated (though he deals with understimulation a lot too IMO), not good with empathising but is shown he can sympathise with others and even show them compassion if he’s close to them. Again, strong sense of justice that fits his own definition (deciding that he should be held responsible for his mistakes in making weapons, Ultron and Sokovia, etc).

Steve Rogers: AUTISM. Strong sense of justice, emotional outbursts, stretchy fabric/layers to avoid oversensitivity 👀, special interests were art and maybe even war/fighting, hard time making friends growing up, relates to others with his own stories when comforting people because that’s the only way he knows how, when he’s not interested in a task he will just leave without justifying it (ie the science exbo) which makes him appear arrogant (and Bucky seems used to Steve just randomly wandering off, probably cause Steve’s done it all throughout their friendship).

Bucky Barnes: ADHD. Poor time management, oversharing, bad with tones (his own and others), always seems confused because he’s almost never paying attention to a situation but instead is instead three topics ahead in his own mind, his hyperfixation in the 40’s in fantasy novels and science (specially mechanics) and he regains those fixations post-HYDRA but catching up on modern day fantasy media & boat mechanics. Makes notes of everything so he doesn’t forget anything, makes impulsive decisions all the time (freeing Zemo, asking Wakanda for new wings, moving in with Sam, etc) and has a (un)healthy dose of rejection sensitivity dysphoria.

Sam Wilson: AUTISM. Sam is the ultimate masker but this man has ASD and no one can tell me otherwise. He hates changes to his routine without his consent (ie unable to get rid of the boat, jogs every morning, etc), his special interest is technical engineering (his wings & Redwing), he often jokes at inappropriate times & refuses to apologise unless he feels he was in the wrong. Strong sense of justice, emotionally shuts down when stressed, has many casual friends but very few close friends because he finds it hard to connect with people (he connects with Nat, Steve & Bucky cause they’re all ND, duh).

Natasha Romanoff: AUTISM. Growing up in the red room forced her to be an expert at masking, but whenever she doesn’t seem to be acting ‘appropriately’, she’s shown to be uncaring of social cues, burns out easily, and thrives off routine. Her special interest was probably ballet for a long time before it was ruined for her. She wears tight clothes because she doesn’t like baggy outfits that will brush against her when she’s not expecting it and keeps her hair red because it’s her one constant that makes her feel comfortable and gives her something to focus on when she’s overwhelmed.

Peter Parker: ADHD/AUTISM. Do I really need to explain this one? I feel it’s overly on the nose. Hyperactive, special interest is spiderman, hyperfixation is science and pop culture, socially awkward and talks a little too fast for everyone else to catch up with. He’s the ADHD/ASD combo that slots right in under the wing of Tony.

James Rhodes: AUTISM. Come on. Come on. I just,,, he’s best friends with Tony Stark. He’s wanted to be in the Air Force since he was a kid, he went to MIT and has a Masters in the science of Aerospace Engineering. He’s the voice of reason and always thinks of the obvious conclusions without thought to the moral implications (ie killing baby Thanos) or the emotional process of others (ie Steve crashing into the ocean instead of jumping out of the plane). He’s stubborn and rarely yields to others opinions, even if it puts him under social scrutiny. He spends months looking for Tony when most would assume he was dead (and Rhodey has been shown to be very rational and level headed in everything else) because, honestly, I think Tony is his favourite person.

Bruce Banner: AUTISM. Bad with socialising, off in his own world half the time, ahead of conversations, heavy dose of RSD, jumps to conclusions because he interrupts others, emotional outbursts, special interest in physics (though he does have six other PHDs), etc. I’m also pretty sure he had DID as a kid (Hulk was his alter).

Thor: ADHD. Impulsive, doesn’t like change, poor time management, bouts of depression & anxiety, Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria, interrupts others, seems dumber than he is due to having no filter from brain to mouth, comfort item is his hammer, personally I think he hyperfixates on Jane Foster because she’s the first human he’s really met which is why the eventual break up isn’t as painful as say Tony’s break with Pepper.

Peter Quill: ADHD. Look I could explain this one, but it’s just his whole vibe. The obsession with old school music and film, the impulsive behaviour, the way he interacts with others, he just gives the vibe.

DC BONUS

BATMAN: AUTISM. Special interest is bats, self isolates, doesn’t get along with others because he’s socially awkward, his mask is Bruce Wayne, lives by a strict moral code, blah blah blah HES OBVIOUSLY AUTISTIC (and so are all the robins send tweet)

Reblog with your own superhero ND headcanons!!

#marvel #mcu #sam wilson #bucky barnes #Tony stark #steve Rogers #natasha romanoff #Bruce Banner #thor odinson #Peter parker #James rhodes #rhodey #Scott Lang #batman #avengers #autism #adhd #headcanons #dc comics

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