#Janus and Remus can be

[sidespart]

Wait wait. Ofmd au.

Patton is the rich aristocrat who decides to give up his life of leisure and become a pirate captain. Loves adventure, fancy outfits and being the dad to his very confused crew.

Roman is Pattons scribe who wildly embellishes their actual adventures to make them more ~dramatic~ when not helping Patton with his relationship woes he can be found avoiding actual pirate work and sketching all the cute sailors

Vigil is a legendary pirate who is board of his own reputation as a blood thirsty bad guy and is weirdly drawn to (/immediately hopelessly besotted with) Patton and his insane but wholesome way of doing things.

Logan is Virgil’s right hand man who is the only one who seems to actually know how to sail a boat and can’t understand WHY Virgil has suddenly lost his mind and is acting completely illogical. Short and filled with rage.

#I want to draw this #the gay pirate brain rot is real it’s infecting my other fandoms now #Janus and Remus can be #Jim and buttons I guess??. #sidespart writes #sort of

[blaze5681]

saw this on the vanilla extract™️ post and i was like SANDERS SIDES.

tell me i'm wrong, i dare you. also i need someone to draw this tbh because i don't think my skills can encapsulate the sheer chaos.

#sanders sides #my memes #mine #ts all #thomas sanders #tss #roman sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #sanders sides fanart #someone draw this i can see the vision #fam ILY

[spirit0flondonatnight]

"Here we are in the future and it's bright!"

#sandersides #sandersidesfanart #Thomas sanders #thomas sanders fanart #ts fanart #roman sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #can y'all tell I'm hyperfixating on Steven Universe #and Sandersides #thespiritoflondonatnight'scollection

[rosepetalgold]

Absolutely dying over the fact that Remus not only canonically hangs out in dark closets for no apparent reason but also that Janus knows to look for him there

#this was a trend on the dark side and you can't convince me otherwise #open a closet? remus #open a cabinet? remus #open the refrigerator? remus #janus needs to find him? #he just starts opening any closed door he can find #the trash man will inevitably be behind one of them #they're hide and seek husbands your honor #sanders sides #ts spoilers #ts remus #remus sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #dukeceit

[itsdefinitely]

i've. i've been rewatching the sanders sides

#if i had the sides these is what they would be btw. in case that wasn't clear #definitely art #id in alt text #rare me drawing myself moment #ohhhhhh....... the sides drawings i got too embarrassed to post....... looks longingly off into the distance #<- who said that #this was a funny little warmup :) #as i'm writing this i don't currently understand what time is but i did just listen to janus and remus' playlists #so you can imagine the state of mind i'm in

[analoceits]

sides fatal flaws

virgil: loyalty. he will always find the line of fire to throw himself in. he will always find who needs to be shielded. he is loyal to a fault, as any guard dog would be. after all, who else will?

logan: pride. he holds his sense of pride and dignity among all else. he can not ask for help, he can not risk damaging that pride. he must be perfect. because there is nothing left in him but perfection

patton: principle. he will follow his principles and morals to death and then some. he has no sense of when they dont apply, when its too far to act in moral. he will die a martyr before live a sinner.

roman: ambition. reaching for the stars is his only path he must be great, he must be amazing. he can be imperfect but he must be memorable. he must do something great with himself. a humble life is one he cant live.

remus: apathy. he can not care. the world doesnt matter to him its not beneath him but he isnt touching it. if the world is water he is oil. he can not care. nothing is ever real to him.

janus: cunning. nothing can be real, nothing can be genuine. everything is a game. everything is a trade. when you are deceit, trust can not exist. loyalty without reason is a fools game. nothing is for its own sake.

#sanders sides #tss #ts sides #sasi #virgil sanders #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #can you tell i just watched the new pjo ep

[pencilpat]

Janus talks to both Remus and oddly Logan like they are actual literal pet dogs ("here boy," ooowh of course you don't," etc) and for intruloceit reasons I will think about this forever.

Deceit Sanders and his two purse dogs. Stunning.

#intruloceit #loceit #dukeceit #remus sanders #janus sanders #logan sanders #remus is like a big energetic lab but janus treats him like a lil baby and trained him so he's sweet unless provoked. he is easily provoked #logan is definitely a status symbol purse dog 'look what i can afford' gloat - he's very proud of logan dating the dark sides imo

[rauberrauber]

ima be real i completely forgot to post this here

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #orange side #orange sanders #sasi #tss #ts #video #can u tell how much i struggle to film janus sjdbdjsk #fuck yellow lead /hj

[yerkes-dodson-curve]

Incorrect quotes are all that I am capable of these past few days apparently so here we go

Logan: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Virgil: Janus, probably.

Roman: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

Roman: What happened?! Logan: Do you want the long version or the short version? Roman: Sh-short?? Logan: Shit's fucked. Roman: Okay, long. Logan: Shit's very fucked.

Janus: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Janus: *upends the bottle*

Logan: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Remus: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Logan: Stop.

Patton: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar :D

Remus: Two bros! Virgil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Remus and Virgil, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!

Virgil: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Virgil: *looks around* ….Should I keep it? Patton: Virgil, just do the right thing. Janus: And put in your bag. Patton: No—

#sanders sides #logan sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #incorrect quotes #you can read that there are ships #or not #logince #intrulogical #dukexiety

[runningonadhd]

I love how Logan’s playlist is either depressing or hilarious and there’s no in between.

#man can try to deny but he’s got a sense of humor #I love him sm #I wanna see him being silly #OMG I JUST GOT TO THE MONTY PYTHON SONG SEE WHAT I MEAN #sanders sides #logan sanders #orange side #virgil sanders #remus sanders #orange sanders #thatsthat24 #ts orange side #ts patton #ts virgil #ts janus #ts remus #ts thomas #ts sanders sides #ts roman #ts logan

[specs-and-capelets]

logan's conclusion after observing the others (read: mostly just janus) after awhile

#of course i think he can handle remus but janus continuously 'disarms' him #loceit #logan sanders #ts logan #ts logic #ts deceit #ts janus #janus sanders #sanders sides #tw eye contact #eye contact

[loganslowdown4]

Janus: What are you writing?

Remus: The lights have requested a list of the weapons I have in my arsenal.

Janus: *reading over Remus’ shoulder* This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

Remus: Roman isn’t the only one who can spew poetry, Jan.

#I can imagine him sending it back to the light sides in the form of a glitter bomb lol #incorrect sanders sides quotes #ts incorrect quotes #thomas sanders #sanders sides #sander sides #roman sanders #ts roman #Remus sanders #ts remus #Janus sanders #ts janus #platonic Demus #Demus #ts Demus #intruceit #dukeceit #trash noodle

[blaze5681]

Things Sanders Sides Characters Absolutely Have Said

Remus, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Logan: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

-

Logan: Janus, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Janus: Aww, thanks-

Logan: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

-

Roman: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Janus: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

-

Logan: How long do you think it'll take?

Virgil: I don’t know, three or four.

Logan: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Virgil: Yeah, maybe five.

Logan: Five what?!

-

Virgil: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Logan: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Patton, deer!"

Virgil: ...And what did Patton do?

Logan: ...He said "Yes, Honey?"

-

Roman: There's no way he cares about any of us.

Thomas: Remus would throw himself in front of a moving car for us!

Roman: Remus would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

-

Patton: Where the devil is Janus?

Virgil: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe he melted?

Roman: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

-

Patton: That's it, you're grounded! Roman, no adventures for you! Logan, no debating for you! Janus, no stealing for you! And Virgil... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Virgil: Revenge.

Patton: No vengeance for you.

Virgil: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

-

#why are they actually so incorrect quotable #this is why there are three volumes of this shit #i love it #i can see it in my mind #remus sanders #roman sanders #virgil sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #patton sanders #logan sanders #janus sanders #thomas sanders #ts incorrect quotes #mine #my incorrect quotes #intrulogical #logicality #in the same sense that anxceit had their crumbs in the last incorrect quotes #ts all

[disneybrandautism]

finn’s sander sides thoughts of the day:

In “putting others first - selfishness vs. selflessness redux” everyone gets mad at roman for being mean and not trusting deceit, but in the first selfishness vs. selflessness everyone was mad at roman for trusting deceit.

roman gets mad that everyone took deceits side over his and i feel like he’s valid. sure was roman mean for making fun of deceits name? yeah a little.

but i feel like it’s also okay for roman to be mad that he was always told he had to be selfless then someone nobody trusts comes along and says he’s allowed to be selfish and he’s just expected to trust that!??

he trusted patton and patton destroys that in one episode. then roman is just not allowed to be mad??? also the comment “roman if remus didn’t have a mustache i wouldn’t be sure who the evil twin is,” and NOBODY standing up for roman.

this means that roman sunk down thinking patton and thomas agree. which honestly we are never told contrary.

again patton asked him to go back on everything he was taught abt selflessness and he was supposed to do that in like what? 30 minutes??? in conclusion the way roman is treated is incredibly unfair in s vs. s redux and he doesn’t deserve all the hate he got.

#can you tell im hyperfixating #can you also tell i love roman sanders? #sanders sides #roman sanders #selflessness vs selfishness #i cant believe remus and virgil were playing just dance during this #patton sanders #patton saying we love you kiddo was incredibly fucked #janus sanders #i wish i knew how tumblr tagging works #thomas sanders #deceit sanders

[quackkaz]

Remus : *Creeping up behind Janus to stab him*

Janus, loudly : I hope no one is about to attack me from behind, because I'm thinking about making cookies later.

Remus, pausing : …

Remus : ...What kind?

#can we all agree that patton showed janus how to bake? cause that is cute as hell #also.. remus having a soft spot for cookies #AAAAAAAA /vpos #incorrect quote #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quotes #remus sanders #janus sanders #the dark sides #intruceit #receit #demus #dukeciet #trashnoodle

[fossilizedhysterics]

a redraw of something from october, original under the cut!!

i like to think ive improved !

#this drawing KILLED ME actually #i started it like?? 2 months ago?? and abandoned it at some point #so by the time i finished it my art had already progressed even just slightly more so i had to redo all the people sketches #im glad to have it done though and im fairly proud of the finished result #remus and roman r playing mariokart btw. if you even care #sanders sides #dlampr #<- not explicitly at all and this can be entirely viewed as platonic im just evil and think polyamory makes everything better #sasi art #ts sides #remus sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #my art #art