Tim: I just want you to know that I think your whole “mask-not-mask” thing is dumb.
Jason, who hasn’t even had breakfast yet: Oh, so you just woke up and decided to choose violence this morning, didn’t you?
Tim, who suddenly remembered he is a younger sibling: I—I just mean that the actual hood makes more sense, you know! You’re the Red Hood! Not the Red Mask. Jason? Big bro?
Jason: You know what I think? I think you taking back up the Robin mantle because Damian is off doing his own little thing is dumb.
Tim: He quit!
Jason: I think you being seventeen going on eighteen becoming Robin again is dumb when Red Robin made you look cooler and more respectable.
Tim: You thought I was coo—
Jason: I think you being Robin just makes you look like you’re having an identity crisis as well as a mid-teenage crisis which may as well be your mid-life crisis, because let’s be real, you won’t make it to thirty—cause you’re dumb.
Tim, who’s being consecutively, verbally punched in the face: I—
Jason: I think you trying to relive the glory days as Robin you never got because Damian took it from you is dumb.
Tim: Hey, that one was really uncalled for.
Jason: Welcome to “Here’s The Reason We Don’t Play Stupid Games at Seven AM With Jason: We Win Stupid Prizes.”
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The Batfam after having to lie to their loved ones (AGAIN) and ruin entire relationships just to protect their secret identities:
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Bruce, calling Alfred after adopting yet another orphan:
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Bruce when any of his children tried to call him out for his shit:
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What the fam sees when they look at Dick’s Dicowing Era:
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All the sidekicks banding together like:
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Cop Dick be like:
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(Jason Todd priest era) Pov you go to mass in gotham and this guy is staring you down from the altar:
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Bruce trying to show his kids he’s cool like:
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Jason trying out for his school play in 6th grade like:
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@jervis-tetch-my-beloved @animegoddexx I really think I’m funny 😂
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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Is Jason going to call Bruce dad to his face? No, no he’s not.
Is Jason going to defend Bruce with “My dad—” and beat the shit outta anyone who talks bad about him when Bruce isn’t there? Yes. Yes he will.
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Jason when everyone ignores his 47th suggestion of murder during the mission briefing:
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