Tim: I just want you to know that I think your whole “mask-not-mask” thing is dumb.
Jason, who hasn’t even had breakfast yet: Oh, so you just woke up and decided to choose violence this morning, didn’t you?
Tim, who suddenly remembered he is a younger sibling: I—I just mean that the actual hood makes more sense, you know! You’re the Red Hood! Not the Red Mask. Jason? Big bro?
Jason: You know what I think? I think you taking back up the Robin mantle because Damian is off doing his own little thing is dumb.
Tim: He quit!
Jason: I think you being seventeen going on eighteen becoming Robin again is dumb when Red Robin made you look cooler and more respectable.
Tim: You thought I was coo—
Jason: I think you being Robin just makes you look like you’re having an identity crisis as well as a mid-teenage crisis which may as well be your mid-life crisis, because let’s be real, you won’t make it to thirty—cause you’re dumb.
Tim, who’s being consecutively, verbally punched in the face: I—
Jason: I think you trying to relive the glory days as Robin you never got because Damian took it from you is dumb.
Tim: Hey, that one was really uncalled for.
Jason: Welcome to “Here’s The Reason We Don’t Play Stupid Games at Seven AM With Jason: We Win Stupid Prizes.”
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Hate how they continuously portray Bruce as a "never admits they're wrong or apologizes" parent & don't let him unconditionally love his precious baby boy Jason who has never done anything wrong ever🥹💔
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Jason: Realizing he should not have went after the joker alone
*cue dumb ways to die starts playing*
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Star: You know, not everything can be solved with a shoe
Rain: I know.
Rain: That's why I always wear two shoes.
Star: ...
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After a mission…
Dick: I can’t wait to go home, have a bowl of cereal, and go to sleep.
Duke: Lucky, I have patrol in like, two hours. No sleep for me. What’re you going to do when you get home, Jason?
Dick: Wait! Let me guess. Crack open a beer, order in Chinese food, and fall asleep on the couch watching a gritty action movie.
Jason, fully planning on having a lavender scented bubble bath while drinking vanilla earl grey tea and watching Pride and Prejudice: … Something like that.
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Is Jason going to call Bruce dad to his face? No, no he’s not.
Is Jason going to defend Bruce with “My dad—” and beat the shit outta anyone who talks bad about him when Bruce isn’t there? Yes. Yes he will.
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Reviví solo por otro meme de Red Hood, más de un mes tarde pero siempre es buen momento para un meme(?
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Dick, pointing to Jason's photo : This is Jason. He was our brother. He liked literature and was very good at school. People would've told you he was violent but he was the sweetest and would've never been on the wrong side.
Damian, who has seen Jason training in the League of Assasins to commit homicide and probably mass murder in Gotham : Okay
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