#Jasperwhitcock

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #edward cullen #alice cullen #for the tag readers this was a convo with cassie jasperwhitcock #I hardly ever make cullen memes but this had to be done

[emmett-mchearty]

An Untimely Frost Chapter 19

Hello my dears I am back. 😈☕️💕🌈 Maria girlies this one is for you. 😘

@twilightofficial @rose-lily-hale @acewardcullen @effervescent-hoe @queertwilight @edgyboicullen @lemonadebottlecap @teamjacobthot @edwardsparklehands @leahclearwaterdefensesquad @leahcee @twihards-never-die @twilight-mademegay @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @emmettmc-heart-y @bellasredchevy @bellasdumptruckass @jacobsbadwig @jasperwhitcock @fookoff

#this chapter took forever because its a MAJOR lore drop #also ive been working #twilight #twilight revival #twilight rennaisance #the twilight saga #twilight saga #a rose by any other name #bella swan #queer #rosalie hale #an untimely frost #twilight fanfiction #twilight fanfic #rosella

[jasperwhitcock]

twilight x icarly

au where spencer is a feared vampire hunter & the volturi’s biggest threat

#ask #ask game #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight saga #twilight #jasperwhitcock

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Got in a car accident with @jasperwhitcock while going to post this don’t let it flop 🤪

#haters trying to stop me from posting #WE WERE REARENDED AND I WAS NOT DRIVING #THIS WASNT OUR FAULT I SWEAR #neither of us were driving #twilight #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight meme #the twilight series #edward cullen #bella swan #twilight revival #Jasperwhitcock #phil

[carllisle]

am going thru screencaps of bd1 and did edward really type into yahoo “immortalicum”. sir thats not a word. sir. SIR. 

#was breaking dawn ahead of us all this time? #jasperwhitcock #i think u should see this #sex cw

[volturialice]

i am branching off of the quarantine ask game w an original question here but i wanna know... who would u choose to quarantine w out of the cullens? actually who would be the best to worst cullen quarantine partner

oooooh boy oh boy ok!! excellent question

ranking the cullens as quarantine buddies: best to worst

esme - teaches you how to paint gentle & beautiful watercolors, takes you on nature walks, makes you spaghetti. life could be a dream.mp3

jasper - who’s stir-crazy? not you. your life is a soft fog of good vibes and occasional ken burns documentaries

bella - is she even there?? she might be a figment of your imagination but all you know is books keep disappearing off the shelves and someone keeps doing your laundry

rosalie - tries to drown her sorrows in intellectual pursuits and car mods, has taken apart and rebuilt everything in the house, your microwave can now teach you mandarin and schedule dentist appointments

emmett - sure, it’s fun at first, doing tiktok dances and jack-ass-ing off the roof into a swimming pool full of orbeez. but you can only listen to the sound of giant oaf feet dancing to doja cat’s “say so” for so long before you snap

alice - slowly losing her mind, you had to confiscate her laptop after she bought herself an entire abandoned mall, has been catatonic since the finale of amazon’s making the cut, you might have to take her back to the asylum after this, let’s hope their return policy works for 30 days 100 years

edward - privacy? you don’t know her, constantly spouting depressing statistics, judges you for eating junk food because it “isn’t good for your immune system,” won’t stop composing 40-minute nocturnes and asking if you like them, will cry if you don’t

carlisle - trick question, there’s no such thing as being quarantined with carlisle. he’s an essential healthcare worker who is literally immune to every disease and hasn’t been home since february except for the five-minute visits to pour deer blood into an enormous thermos

#asks #covid mention // #twilight #twilight renaissance #jasperwhitcock

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

me writing my own fanfic

me reading equinox by @jasperwhitcock

#love u bish #jasperwhitcock #my post #twilight #twilight saga #twilight meme #twilight rennaisance #twilight revival

[paulxlahotee]

more gil disloyalty evidence from @the-golden-onion i’m so sorry 😔

I can’t believe these pictures just keep coming out. This hurts more than you would believe.

#ask #jasperwhitcock

[bellaskhakis]

the way i compared myself to mona lisa, you to da vinci, and your twilight memes to his art? spot on tbh.

#love you bitch #jasperwhitcock #ask #answered

[bellasredchevy]

kae i love u so much happy valentine’s day here is some candy ur like a drug to me

omg cas you’re the sun rising in my midnight i love you so much here is an eclipse-themed sky bar

#twilight #jasperwhitcock #ask

[notquitetwilight]

happy valentine’s day i love u im ur biggest fan this is for u bitch 🥺

THANK U BBY omg this is a piece of ancient history 💖💕💓💘💞💗

#🥺🥺🥺 #jasperwhitcock #valentine’s day #asks

[queer-twihard]

Emmett has a pet cat who adores him. The cat hates Edward. Tolerates Rosalie and Alice but isn’t very friendly. Might allow Jasper to give scratches but Jasper is too scared. Plays with Carlisle to piss off Edward. Sits on Esme’s lap but only when she’s busy.

#twilight au #twilight #twilight renaissance #twilight revival #edward cullen #twilight saga #rosalie hale #jasper hale #jasperwhitcock #emmett cullen #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #twilight headcanon #head canon #mine

[the-golden-onion]

i’m submitting cute ac things too as maybe a lil distraction from whatever negativity’s coming for u tonight 🥺 @jasperwhitcock

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thank you so much cassie, i adore you 🥺💗💕 i’m going to make this my new phone lock screen- spooky animal crossing is truly the most pure form of joy this season 💗💕

#submitted #animal crossing #not twilight #jasperwhitcock #positive #submission

[jasperwhitcock]

being vaccinated does NOT mean you can play baseball in a large empty field with a bunch of vampires during a thunderstorm just because it’s the american past time

#twilight renaissance #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #midnight sun #jasperwhitcock

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

stop faking ur shoulder soreness it’s not funny nor NOR!!! is it cool u clout chaser

My arm fell off I really need some extra clout to feel better 😎😎😎

#jk I’m okay! #I’ve been icing it!!!! #ily fellow clout chaser #ask #jasperwhitcock

[carllisle]

i think @renegadepack got the most grace & the most SWAG 😌

i literally think aaron is so cool

@renegadepack wolf pack blogs r literally the most elite among us 

✨ stealing cass’ idea, send me smth cute about your favourite twilight blogs ✨

#ask #jasperwhitcock