#Jayme hargreeves x reader

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The Sparrows Having a crush on you HCs

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Umbrella version

Masterlist

A/N: I didn’t include Christopher cause I hit writers block really quick when I tried to

Marcus Hargreeves

-Honestly Marcus doesn’t even consider that you might reject him

-He is the epitome of smooth, casually flirting with you with enough charm to keep your attention without ever coming across as too forward or creepy

-Though the fact that he’s so relaxed about it can make you question how serious he’s being

-He’s not above trying to impress you with both the fame of being a superhero and holding the coveted number one slot of the sparrows

-He’s respectful enough to want to do the right thing by you but he has no reference for what that would be

-He’s even unsure about making his move, fearing he’d endanger you

Ben Hargreeves

-Ben’s fairly self-confident so he’s not afraid to put himself out there however he does think his feelings for you would interfere with his other goals so doesn’t act on them

-Actually he kind of resents his crush because of that, he’s mad at himself for letting you distract him, and you do distract him

-Still he tries to keep you interested in him, in his own way, doing things like humble-bragging about his accomplishments in crime-fighting

-And whenever you respond with anything remotely ego-stroking it’s just the best feeling in the world

-Though he really tries to keep his guard up around you something about your company relaxes him, you wouldn’t know it thanks to his uptightness but the time he spends with you is the happiest he ever is

-You do occasionally see his softer side but whenever anyone else is around he completely freezes you out, like a switch is flipped

-He’s definitely prone to jealousy, he tries not to give those feelings the time of day but whenever your relationship with a viable romantic partner advances he’s fuming and all his siblings will notice he’s more irritable than usual

Fei Hargreeves

-It takes a while for Fei to start to let you in but it’s soon after that that she -much to her concern- develops a crush on you

-She really tries to fight these feelings, considering them a weakness and a distraction from her duty

-But it’s a rare treat for her to have someone in her life as warm and trustworthy as you and she’s kind of hooked on it

-She takes as many steps as possible to make sure your association with her doesn’t endanger you

-In general she’s fairly protective of you and more than willing to unleash her flock on someone who gives you trouble

-She has a knack for finding excuses to see you without alerting Reginald or her siblings to her interest or talking her way out of any suspicion they do develop

-It takes some time but eventually you get the honour of being one of the only people to get to know her relaxed, fun side and after even more time it becomes her default around you

Alphonso Hargreeves

-Honestly Alphonso would rather not have the feelings for you that he does, he kind of considers them an inconvenience

-He doesn’t drop many hints about his crush, he’s actually kind of scared of you figuring it out

-He tries to give you his signature snark but it’s undeniably less vicious than usual and just turns into you two bantering

-Actually he can’t bare to hurt your feelings, he had on a few occasions before he got to know you better and it still haunts him

-He’s considered telling Jayme about you thousands of times just to get it off his chest and get a fresh perspective but he never goes through with it

-He’s a bit over-protective, getting suspicious of many of the people you come into contact with and when someone gives him a genuine reason to be he has a wonderful time tearing them apart (probably just verbally)

-He can’t stop himself from getting in pissing contests with any person who shows romantic interest in you

Sloane Hargreeves

-Sloane falls hard and is soon acting like a lovesick teenager, doing everything but doodling your name in her notebook

-Part of her is more nervous around you than she is in the tensest of battles and part of her is more carefree than she ever thought she could be

-She’s quite the daydreamer, imagining scenarios of the future you two could have together, or ways to confess her feelings

-She wants to learn anything about you that you’ll tell her

-She’s the only one that would really intend to act on her feelings, she already wanted to leave the academy but after falling for you that desire ramps up to 11

-She tries very hard to keep her family away from you and keep her crush a secret from them, only seeing you discreetly

-You can probably pick up on her crush, she treats you with almost too much kindness (especially from a Hargreeves) and is always brimming with enthusiasm to be around you

Sloane’s reaction to you having a crush on her

Jayme Hargreeves

-Attraction crosses her mind every time she sees you but it takes her a while to commit to the thought

-She tries to suppress her feelings, as since you’re almost definitely weaker than her caring about you makes her feel more vulnerable than she’d like

-She doesn’t talk to you much more than anyone else but what she has said has been able to make you laugh or blush

-She pokes fun at you a fair bit, partially to deflect from her soft spot for you and partially because she likes flustering you

-Alphonso is the only person that really suspects anything, he never directly addresses it (knowing all to well it’s not a safe subject) but he does occasionally subtly tease Jayme with the implication that he knows

-Despite loving her downtime she’d sacrifice it in a heartbeat to hang out with you

-She doesn’t bother trying to figure out if you like her back, partially fearing that you wont but also fearing that you will, because it still wouldn’t mean you could necessarily be together

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Being in a secret relationship with the Hargreeves HCs

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Fei Hargreeves x gn!reader

Jayme Hargreeves x gn!reader

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Luther Hargreeves

This boy can't lie

He's way to obvious

"Hey, have someone seen y/n?.... Not because we are a couple. I search... eh,... I them as a friend"

"Just say it. You and y/n are dating" - "What!... No?... Totally not........ Who told you?"

In the end you just make 7t official

Diego Hargreeves

He's the one that takes advantage of it to make you jealous by letting others flirt with him

He wouldn't flirt back, but also not stop them either

And it works but he's a cocky ass

"If we could make it official then I could say that I'm already yours, y/n."

He sneaks to your room every night

Like a superspy

Well not really 'cause Five noticed Diegos leaving and get suspicious

Allison Hargreeves

She doesn't like the idea of hiding

"I hate that I can't show others that you are mine."

Her pounding when you say "not now"

Secret flirty looks in public

Luther looks confussed when he notice your bond

Klaus Hargreeves

He will forget to keep it a secret

Would flirt with you in front of others

You not being forced to not flirt back so ut wouldn't be so oblivous

Quickly random kisses in public

He randomly kissing your cheek or hand when the others are in the same room but while they are distracted

He also sneaks to your room because he misses you and wants cuddles

Five Hargreeves

aged up as 21

Many eye contacts, smiles and smirks

Him holding your hand or touching your leg under the table

Would always be somewhere near to you

You both randomly kissing each other when no ones watching

He's very good at keeping it a secret

Until someone hits on you in front of him

Then it's over

Viktor Hargreeves

Viktor and you smilling at auch other in public like idiots

Holding hands behind your backs

Quick make out sessions in the bathroom

He's very good at keeping it a secret

But also insecure

Like when somebody flirts with you

But this also cam get him in a bad mood

Sparrow!Ben Hargreeves

Ben would touch you whenever he can

Lots of eye fucking

He don't wanna leave your side

Him never leaing you with another person alone in a room. 'Cause he's a jealous mf

He gets frusterated after a while snd want to tell evebody that you are dating

"I don't get it, why we shouldn't tell anyone? You're mine, y/n."

Fei Hargreeves

Fei tells you she would tell nobody

The next moment she pulls you close to her infront of everyone and smirks

"Your mine, y/n. Everyone should know it".

You sighed, but accepted it

Jayme Hargreeves

Jayme goes along with it

But she would tease you infront of the others

And she would take advantage of it like Diego

But nobody's alowed to flirt with you

She gets mad and gives you the silent threatment

The others would know soon enough

You decided to make it official, since you notice that it harms your relationship with Jayme

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How You Met THE SPARROW ACADEMY:

PAIRINGS: Sparrow Academy x Genderless!Descriptionless!Reader

FOLLOW UP TO: How You Met - The Umbrella Academy

A.N: we need more sparrow content ASAP. I fell quick and I fell hard

WARNINGS: Quick and minor mention of a bus crash (under Marcus tab), varying degrees of content for each character, me borrowing a villain from the comics I don't know shit about other than what i read off of TUA Fandom Wiki, and me still getting the hang of this format and writing and just having fun and being silly with it more than taking it seriously

LINKS: main masterlist || sparrow masterlist

MARCUS HARGREEVES:

Ahh Marcus 😍

He's really just so... 🤩😍🤪🥰😚☺️😅😘☺️🤩

Yeah

Oh my gosh seriously, theres a reason he's number one and it's because he's the biggest dork

You knew a thing or two about putting up about three different kinds of walls until you could hardly recognize yourself, what with you basically being the Lila of the Sparrows

It's complicated how you met but also, not in the slightest

True, there was only one Handler and the only kid she ever "had" was Lila

But she wasn't your mother, she was your boss

One that you only ever met once or twice, but you can hardly remember it, it was so long ago

You were recruited by her, however, at a unusually young age annnndd long story short, you quit

Working for an organization out of time sounded cool, and was. For about 2 (non)minutes

Then it just got depressing and way WAY confusing and downright dangerous

It took so many (non)years to plan an escape and then another two or so to actually put it into action and escape

Nothing unusual, you were constantly jumping from year to year, place to place, never staying one place too long. (Kinda like couch surfing! Time surfing if you want to put it that way)

It went off without hitch, your little plan, and had been going fairly smooth for what you perceived as about four or five years

Then said "pitstop" in good ol' 2009

That's when your path collided with the Sparrows

And when it did, you crashed

No literally, there's a literal crash involved

It was definitely something that happened by total chance

And yeah, you could argue that's how most things are, but, hopefully you get what I mean

Like, it's crazy how you just happened to forget something when you left for your walk for work and decided you had time to go around the corner and get it. Crazy that you had just enough time to catch the next bus

And that next bus just so happened to be the one that got caught in the crossfires of a Sparrow vs Villain of The Week fight

Thankfully nobody was seriously hurt, but there were a great number of close calls

You being one of them

And you had Sloane Hargreeves to thank

In a spur of the moment as you were fleeing the bus with the rest of the crowd, she pulled you lot from across the street and out of harms way

When the fight had died out, the weirdo supervillain calling himself the Murder Magician was taken away (his sidekick, the assistant as well) And the Sparrows were swarmed with press and thankful citizens

You think, because of this, it'd be virtually impossible to get any face time with the famed sparrows, right?

Wrong

Again, it's crazy how you just so happened to be trying to make a beeline out of there (what? being on the run meant blending in, and you couldn't very well do that from here) when you ran into a very handsome wall

"Oh! My apologies, I didn't see you there"

Okay, so. Not a wall. Just a very tall, very handsome, and very very famous man you knew more about than you probably should thanks to your old job maintaining timeliness and such

You insisted you had to go, but wouldn't you know it, your little streak of luck wasn't over yet

That murder magician guy? Did I mention? He had a little something called a murderbot

Kind of makes sense now, I guess. Usually, supervillains aren't as cool with being caught unless they have another trick up their sleeve

So, kinda awkward, but

the thing kinda took ya hostage along with some other unlucky few in the crowd thanks to advantage it got witht he element of surprise and all

Marcus and the sparrows handled it fairly quickly but it was still upsetting!

Experiencing a bus crash, a murder magician, his murderbot and then two rescues all in one morning can take a lot out of you!

Marcus, having already ran into you and then letting you get kidnapped right in front of him immediately after, he felt kinda responsible for you. call him old fashioned (lol)

He asked multiple times if you were okay

He did not want to leave your side until he knew you were okay

He'd invite you back to the academy where Grace could check you over for potential injuries (concussion, internal bleeding, etc) and he could be certain you'd be getting good medical care

(even though EMTs are right the f there lmao)

He may be a dork but he's also a spoiled rich kid like his siblings lskd8v8

You, all the meanwhile, having a whole different timeline's worth of knowledge on him and his siblings thanks to your time at the commission (this excludes the kugelblitz since that was technically not supposed to happen... I think) felt like you were treading dangerous waters interacting with someone so famous in history

I kinda lost where this was going lol but I do know that after all that, it was a bit harder to say no to Marcus and the little soft side he started to show when he was getting worried

Cause you were definitely started to get a little dizzy and you definitely hit your head at some point in all that chaos

And a very handsome, very famous, very dorky, and very kind man was now very worried about you

Okay, so maybe you could be a little bit late to work

SPARROW!BEN HARGREEVES:

I finally understand the term poor little meow meow

He is a wet cat

Angry and petty and snippy

And inexplicably ruthless

You two would probably meet somewhere totally unexpected

Hold on let me think of it real quick

I guess I could see you working their PR or something, if that was even a thing for them (you being newer, and ofc around their age)

Idk I feel like, with Sparrow Ben, and how much of a little shit (affectionate) he is, I think it would be kinda hilarious and yet totally on brand for him to have a connection (good or bad) with someone who got paid to tell him what to do - ie, he thinks he doesn't need it and that it's the others that need to behave and rebrand themselves when he's like, right there

His promo poster was literally the Had To Do It To Em pose, you know I'm right about this

Not exactly the kind of image that's super great for, you know, a superhero

So yeah, he would have to listen, but he'd give a stink

And even a bigger one when you threw it right back

I'd think you'd have to have that kind of skill, at least to some degree, after working in such a field

Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass

The point is, y'all would likely be bitter, but like, the kind that got comfortable after a while?? If that makes sense??

Either way, he's such a little shit and i just don't see an instance where you meet and it's perfect sunshine and rainbows right off the bat pfft

FEI HARGREEVES:

BIRD SANCTUARY!! BIRD SANCTUARY!! BIRD SANCTUARY!!

YOU WORK IN A BIRD SANCTUARY

You two are a match made in the cosmos and its sickening 🥰

Fei, like her aforementioned brothers, takes herself and the job pretty seriously

So it can be a bit rare for someone to see her in her true element

Or at least--

People who really know her

Her family

So, when a total stranger just comes along and just,,

✨️✨️✨️

Its really special

And what better than bonding over birds, and nerding out over birds?!

I feel like she wouldn't exactly shy away from whatever she may be feeling

But I also think she'd try to underplay it

Ya know, keep it cool and not make a huge deal

You know, it wasnt a huge deal that one day, on her day off, she decides to visit a reveried bird sanctuary just outside of town

And that, upon that visit, she happened to stumble upon you, unable to stop yourself from spewing bird facts and hey? Did this random visitor know about the loyalty of crows and all the limitless examples of humans befriending crows??

Well they did now

Oh no did she love your corny enthusiasm over birds - crows especially!!

She just couldn't help herself when she first overheard you and wanted a better view

Sure she spent her time communing with the birds around her, but a select few of crows--her crows--adopted a sudden interest in you and your info-dumping to unwilling visitors, flocking to you wherever you went

It wasn't unusual for birds to bond with caretakers but you didn't recognize these crows that now seemed to follow you everywhere, always keeping a polite distance and paying careful attention to anything you had to say

Soon enough, you were fully conversing with these crows, making sure they were comfortable wherever they might have come from

That pretty much sealed the deal for her

From then on, she knew she had to make herself known to you; introduce herself, commend your respect for her birds (and the others in the sanctuary)

Yall hit it off immediately, no surprise ajdkps

Oh she's also so fucking smooth adjsjs

Idk, shes just kinda sweeps you off your feet when she finally introduces herself to you, commending you for your respect to your birds (totally teasing you for how you, by extension and strictly technical terms, treated her through her birds) and is such a coy little fker who loves seeing you get all flustered

My god though, shes also so fucking soft and sweet and loyal when you earn her trust

Either friend or partner, she'll come across something she'll think you'll like and give it to you next time she sees you (ohh idk, like a crow)

Shes so fucking loyal and just so heart melting while also being the coolest, smallest fker ever and AHHH

I just love her

ALPHONSO HARGREEVES:

Jskapsoyc

He's so boyfriend shaped

I love him, I need to know more about him, and I'd love to say how you guys met was some miraculous coincidence that makes perfect sense like Fei, but honestly he just really strikes me as someone you just Bump Into, ya know?

He's a guy, and he's just around

Maybe you met in a convenience store

That feels like something that would happen (or maybe I'm just still thinking of his fight scene with Diego)

Oo! Honestly, some place like a bowling alley or arcade

He, like Marcus, is such a dork

But he holds himself as like, a, Cool Dork, ya know?

And it's not as hidden

It's not hidden at all, he's such a snarky pizza-eating, soda-chugging, quick-as-a-whip dork

He feels comfortable in public, for not all the right reasons

And he's easy to run into

He gets a lot of mistreatment by Sparrow fans, but his attitude is much like his power

Arguably, it's because of his powers

He's rubber, they're glue; what bounces off of him sticks to you

ie, he's so good at letting a bad attitude bounce off of him and stick to his attackers

And yeah, sometimes his walls are down and stuff gets to him when he isn't prepared, but overall he is sadly (and infuriatingly) used to it

He's not always the favorite among fans, is what I'm trying to get at

>:( fucking stupid if you ask me

But!!

Woah woah woah. Hold on...

Back up

Apparently he's... your favorite?

Lol okay, yeah, sure, you're totally not trying to be nice, he thinks (note the sarcasm)

Like I said, he's used to feeling the occasional tap on his shoulder -- like now, where he stands in line for some good ol' mediocre bowling alley hotdogs -- cause someone recognized him

He was, arguably, one of the more recognizable sparrows after all, behind Christopher obviously, so

Here we go, he thinks, turning around, hands lazing in his pockets and quite possibly the least enthusiastic look any living thing could conjure on his face

And just like anyone else, you stood waiting as he turned to face you, smiling in a way that was all too obvious you were trying to hide your excitement

"Hey," he nods

"Sorry," you laughed, but not in the usual way. More like an awkward chuckle that sounded nervous. That wasn't too unusual, either

"Sorry," you said again, burying your hand back inside your pocket like the other. "you probably get this all the time, pretty much everywhere"

He shrugged it off, not appearing too bothered by it

"No problem," he said, glancing back ahead to check the line. It still was pretty long; some issue with the deep fryer holding up the line, by the looks of it. He had time. He looked back at you, waiting indifferently for whatever to come. "What's up?"

Judging by the looks of it, you had already started backtracking the moment you got his attention. You were second guessing getting his attention. Cause figures

"Just a big fan," your hands were still in your pockets, fiddling and moving around visibly through the thin cotton, maroon zip-up sweatshirt

You had shrugged, and thats when he noticed your zip up was familiar; it was a piece of sparrow merch

An older one, judging by how worn it looked

The little sparrow insignia higher up on the left breast of the jacket was still there, but it was significantly faded, and the matching white rope laces dangling from the hood were fraying at the ends

He nods again, leaving the future of the conversation up to you

Wildly inconvenient for you, you thought, considering you hadn't exactly thought this far ahead. At least, if you had, you immediately forgot.

You said the first thing that came to mind, cause of course you did

"I loved the Sparrow comics when I was younger,"

Okay, yeah, you definitely regretted this. This was mortifying. Plain and simple.

Sadly, however, Alphonso saw this in your face and misconstrued the reasons for regret

He thought you were regretting talking to him when really you were just getting in your own head

You quickly assure him though, that, actually, he's your favorite and you think he's super cool and you've actually been a fan of his since yall were kids

He takes the information like any other fan interaction,

That is until it really clicks for him you're being totally serious and your enthusiasm is genuine and he kinda :o

Then he's such a suave little shit I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Goes straight to his head, God bless <3

SLOANE HARGREEVES:

Love of my life, bane of my existence 🥰

She's perfect and such an inconvenience to me personally

I love her entirely <3

She's the sweetest of the sweet and sunshine in every sense of the word

Huh? Oh right!

How you met... *ahem* ☺️

Oh no biggie, she just uhh, saved your life is all

Okay okay, maybe not your literal life but she did save your morning shake which saved your morning which saved your ass from your boss

She was a blushing mess despite the grace of her powers and agility -- but it technically had been her fault

Sloane had been in such a rush, she unintentionally collided with you on one of the busier streets downtown

Totally cliche and a meet-cute right out of the movies

I honestly don't think I have much else to say about that, it was pretty straight forward and sweet (like her)

Admittedly you had been rattling around her head for a few days afterwards cause hey 👀👀👀 she can appreciate what's in front of her - and yet, she was kicking herself for not doing something about it

She held a lot of responsibility as a sparrow and part of her was afraid, not so much upholding the sparrow image, but disappointing her siblings

Sloane dreams of a having a life of her own, unsanctioned by her father and/or her brothers and sisters. She's been planning ahead for her inevitable exit, why had she chickened out with you??

Almost two weeks had passed since she ran into you and thirteen days since she talked herself into giving up on anything happening.

She had scolded herself, really, how foolish it was of her to think she could have something sweet and endearing with a very cute person like you

Sloane is a romantic in every sense, and this had merely been proof. How naive

And...

How naive of her to think she saw you standing out like a sore thumb in one of the sparrow crowds stationed outside for one of their outings

She had to do a double take when you gave her a shy wave, and she definitely had to make sure she wasn't making a fool of herself as she made her way over

You had sent her a grateful nod when she covertly steered you two out of the reach of cheering fans crowding around you trying to get to her and her siblings

Sloane may or may not have failed in her attemps to tamper down the corny smile that came with your being here

You looked almost, shy

"I thought you seemed familiar," you smiled, looking up over her shoulder at one of the many huge banners plastered on the academy. She followed your gaze over her shoulder and then quickly averted her gaze, not overly eager to see the sight

Were her cheeks always this sore?

JAYME HARGREEVES:

She was forged by the gays, for the gays

I love that trope where the sunny sunshine one is the grumpy grumps favorite

I feel like that could easily apply to her

But I also feel like it wouldn't be like that immediately, if at all

Not even soon

It would be a long process to get her there cause she's a sparrow after all, and being a sparrow means you come with an ego and stubbornness so strong it might as well be its own superpower

When she met you, she was irrationally and entirely furious

A big part of it was you kept cropping up everywhere

You delivered a pizza to her and Alphonso once upon a time and ever since, by total coincidence, you kept reappearing

She didn't believe it was accidental ofc

She thought you were some stalker

Meanwhile you were just as confused

It wasn't exactly love at first sight for you, either

Jayme was brash and short tempered, but when she was around you -- bumped into you on the street, out for a run in the park, whatever -- she was just plain cruel

And the thing is, she didn't know why

All you had done was the deliver the pizza, made light conversation with Alphonso and wished them both a good day before leaving

The fucking nerve of you

She's just crushing hard, actually

Nah, you're just annoying to her, that's totally it

She totally didn't think you were infuriatingly attractive, fun to be around or anything. And the display of dry humor she witnessed when you were chatting with her brother totally didn't anger her in a way she couldn't understand because she wasn't used to cute people saying stuff that she almost laughed at

But she didn't laugh. So there

She won, you lost

And you didn't even know it.

You simply thanked Alphonso for the early arrival tip, nodded a goodbye to both of them and then left

Just like that. No fan freak outs despite you knowing who they were, no autographs. Just a "thanks for saving the day" and a "let it cool for a few minutes, the pizza oven can get pretty hot and it was a short drive here"

That's it.

But that's just the thing.

That was never it.

There was always more, and Jayme wasn't buying it.

You were too calm, like you had been planning that meeting for ages

Maybe you were, even if that didn't make a damn lick of sense

Alphonso calls her out on her shit and he's the only one she really listens to even though she's not happy about it

On some level she knows she's being an asshole but it's kinda hard for her to help

Oh, real quick, by the way

If you're in the community and that's the context between you two for this preference, I don't mean to say she's acting like this cause of internalized homophobia or anything, she's just kind of an asshole skskxhcppff

This girl knows she's gay

Like Ben, she's more like a cat than a dog

She's cute, but she bites, and she's quick and really, she's just a total dick

It's also just kind of a Hargreeves thing, too to be fair

But, like cats, it's kind of, weirdly, part of their charm

She does make an effort though, after her talk with Alphonso, to be less... dickish

It works

Kind of

After a few practice runs

And lots of pizza orders later

But eventually, she's working her way up to answering the door and getting the pizzas from you with one goal in mind

Not making you storm away in rage

I mean, sure, part of the reason she gets so mad is cause you can actually keep up with her

It's never been this hard for her to get the last word in cause you actually can keep up with her and whatever she dishes out to you, you dish right back

In a way, she's kinda met her match

And that made things worse

But. You were still human and she was the one who was a literal super whose specialty was finding someone's weakness

(Actually Jayme sometimes worries she does that somehow without actually using her powers, so that was a big part of her wanting to be better ☹️)

And she's making mild progress!

It isn't until she's dialing the pizza place and working through her nerves as she does so that she realizes why she's so nervous

And then she throws the phone on the couch in embarrassment cause ew feelings

But one thing keepa her from giving up completely:

For whatever reason, you keep coming back

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[barbiedragon]

Having a Jayme Hargreeves simping streak again

May you spare some smut w her(top!R if you don't mind) ( if u don't to write smut u can do fluff or anything else :))

Jayme Hargreeves, my love! I always enjoy getting a request from different fandom. A little palette cleanser before I post an HOTD request tonight. I want to top her like nobody's business

WC: 1.0

Warnings: Jayme spitting her venom, fingering, gagging, face sitting, creative bondage techniques, humiliation, light D/s, and Jayme being a needy baby

*comments/reblogs are appreciated

Your leg swung out to knock into Jayme’s ankles to send the brunette sprawling onto the floor.  You heard the sound of her back hitting mat and she groaned.

“Fuck,” she hissed as you rolled onto your feet to stand over her with a triumphant look on your face.  One foot pressed against her left shoulder in order to keep her pinned down.

Her eyes narrowed at you then you heard the all too familiar sound as she hocked, getting her glands ready to spit her venom at you.  The black webbing started to spread across her cheeks and jaw. You quickly straddled her, pressing one hand over her mouth as your knees dug into both her shoulders to keep her pinned.

“Jayme, we’ve talked about this,” you chided as her eyes widened and she relaxed her glands.  “You don’t use your tricks on me.  We fight fair.”

Her hand slapped against the mat to indicate she wanted to tap out.

“Fine, but you better behave.”  You removed your hand from her mouth then stood up, lifting your weight off her body.  You offered a hand to help her stand and that’s when she made her move.  Her venom hit you square in the face as you let out a yelp.

“Goddamit, Jayme!” you yelled as you stumbled your way over to the small bathroom in the back of the training studio.  You locked the door before you splashed cold water onto your face.  Mentally cursing yourself because you should have known better.  Your back pressed against the back of the door as you rode out the hallucination alone.  You were going to get her back for this.

Luckily, the hallucination didn’t last long as her venom wore off quickly.  A couple more splashes of cool water to your face had you feeling more like yourself before you left the bathroom.  You were going to wipe that pretty smirk right off her smug face.

“Aw, feeling better, baby?” she taunted in a sickly sweet voice.

“Oh, I’m about to,” you replied as you grabbed a resistance band in a bright pink shade off the rack.  Jayme was too busy preening over getting the upper hand which made it all too easy to knock her off her feet again. That little ego of hers was always getting in the way. Her back hit the mat with a thud as a soft cry escaped her then you rolled her onto her front.  You gave her credit for putting up a nice struggle while you pinned her arms behind her back then twisted the band around her wrists.

“What the fuck are you doing?” she growled while she tried to buck you off her back.

“Teaching you a lesson,” you stated simply before you stretched your top half across hers, keeping her pinned with one knee dug into her back.  “Naughty girls don’t get away with bad behavior,” you purred into her ear before you stood.  You watched her struggle and try to roll onto her back before you grabbed a spare, soft headband out of your bag then slipped it over her head to secure around her mouth as a makeshift gag.  Finally, you flipped her onto her back.

If looks could kill.  You watched her teeth dig angrily into the band shoved into her mouth.  You chuckled softly as you traced a finger over her forehead then down the slope of her nose.

“Much better when you aren’t being mouthy,” you cooed as your hands gripped her red track pants then before you yanked them along with her underwear down around her ankles.  She was trapped…pinned….like the irritating little bug she could be.  You pushed two fingers into your mouth while she watched you coat each digit with salvia, a little dribbling down the corners of your lips.  You straddled her bare thigh before circling your fingers around her pretty pussy.  She was already dripping for you.

“Baby, you just love it when I take charge don’t you?” you teased before sinking two fingers inside of her.

You watched her lashes flutter as you found a steady pace while your fingers pumped in and out of her. “You’re kinda cute when you’re not being so mouthy, sweetheart….I bet you wouldn’t like someone spitting in your face all the time.”  You watched her eyes widened.  “Or maybe you would.”  You smirked as you curved your fingers, hitting the spongy wall as her body shook with pleasure.  A simple rub of your thumb against her engorged clit had her bucking pathetically as she came for you.

“There we go, that’s my girl,” you cooed, leaving her fingers in place as she rode it out.  After you slipped them out, your pink tongue darted across them to lick clean.  You pushed to your feet, kicking off your shoes before wiggling out of your own sweatpants and underwear.

“Now if I take this off are you going to be good for me?” you hummed as you traced your finger around the gag.

She mumbled against the fabric while she nodded her head.  “You better be or I’m going to leave you tied up in here for someone to find,” you warned before you slipped off the band then lowered your cunt against her mouth.  She groaned under you then her tongue sought out your clit first as she gave tantalizing licks to the swollen bundle of nerves already peeking out from the hood.

“There we go, that’s my good girl,” you praised as one hand tangled her dark hair while you rutted against her face then let your eyes close.  You could tell she was eager to please you, to make you happy like she always did.  Tough little Jayme just wanted to be a good girl and bask in your praise.  Soft moans came from your parted lips as the wonderful pressure built inside of you until you made a mess on her face.  It took a moment to calm down before you pulled off.

“Fuck,” Jayme panted softly and you chuckled.  You rubbed your face before you adjusted her to her side and slipped of the resistance band.  Your hands rubbed her wrists as your face pushed into her neck, leaving soft kisses along her warm flesh.  The two of you rested for a moment before she spoke.

“I do want you to spit in my face, actually.”

#requests #jayme hargreeves #fem!reader #top!reader #tua smut #tua imagine #tua fic #jayme hargreeves x reader #tua jayme #Jayme x reader

[lovewheeler]

jayme hargreeves is a selfish lover. she doesn’t give, and nothing about her is gentle, not unless she wants to be. everything between you two is on her terms, never yours, and that’s why her past relationships (and hookups) had never lasted. they couldn’t handle it.

she’s never known true affection, hardly ever from her family, and she’s certainly never been known to give it. jayme doesn’t know what it’s like, doesn’t know what that love is, if not transactional.

but she swears the closest she gets to it is the feeling in her tummy when she hears your moans, feels the burn in her scalp from your fingers tugging on dark strands. when you whine and keen and pull her closer into your cunt while simultaneously screaming that it’s too much.

you follow her like she’s your god, and in her twisted mind she believes that that has to be what love truly is.

really, jayme is selfish, she knows it. and you stay, because you love it. she knows that too.

#umbrella academy smut #umbrella academy x reader #jayme hargreeves smut #jayme hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves #short blurb bc she has overtaken my mind space

[lanawinterscigarettes]

Send 👏 in 👏 umbrella 👏 academy 👏 requests 👏 please 👏

#i really wanna write for them mkay #aeron asks for requests #the umbrella academy x reader #tua x reader #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #viktor hargreeves x reader #marcus hargreeves x reader #umbrella ben x reader #sparrow ben x reader #fei hargreeves x reader #alphonso hargreeves x reader #sloane hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader #tua fluff #tua angst #tua smut

[cosmichoneibeee]

jayme x reader with golden retriever personality plss

A/N: Hey anon, hope you like it. I was not sure if you wanted platonic or romantic, so I made quite neutral. Hope you like it ♡

Masterlist [I’m still taking requests]

-✩;; How your relationship exists is a mystery, it's quite possible that none of you know either -✩;; At first she found you extremely annoying for always being happy and being so naive and maybe…she used her powers to push you away -✩;; It didn't work tho. -✩;; You kept following her like a puppy following its mother -✩;; What she remembers well, however, is that her life became happier after your arrival. You are the sunshine in her dark, miserable life -✩;; She may call you dumb, complain about how clumsy and inobservant and insistent you are, but you both know that she does it for love. If anyone besides her thinks they have the right to say those things to you, their fate is sealed. -✩;; You know the meme “sunshine and sunshine protector”? it's you two -✩;; She will fight the person who upset you until they ask for mercy -✩;; You're the only good thing Jayme had in a long time, she wants to keep you well away from all Sparrow-related problems, including her stupid brothers. -✩;; Alphonso is the only one who knows about you because he is her best friend, and he adores you -✩;; He is also your "sunshine protector" now -✩;; Seeing you two getting along warms her heart. It's her two favorite people being pals, it's like a dream! -✩;; It's already a routine for the three of you to get together and spend all night watching movies, eating pizza and drinking beer - which was totally not stolen -✩;; Speaking of robberies, you'll never know about them because Jayme doesn't want you to get upset about it, or try to participate in one, because she won't let you. -✩;; She's very observant, noticing the little things that catch your eye in the stores you visit together - they're usually pretty random, but cute -, she usually steals for you, as it's not too hard to hide and seeing your happy face with the gifts is well worth it. -✩;; She will often call you 'pup' and 'miss sunshine' -✩;; She'll pretend she doesn't like your hugs and kisses, claiming you're too clingy…but she melts inside every time she gets any affection from you -✩;; Jayme will never admit it, but she does care about your well being. You are a little clumsy, quite inattentive, accidental injuries are more frequent than she would like and seeing you sad makes her sad too -✩;; And there's still the paranoia and pessimism of some enemy of the sparrows finding about you and doing things to you to fragilize the superheroes -✩;; But every time she feels this anguish in her chest, she looks to her side, watching you sleeping and cuddling peacefully and all worries disappear, leaving only the two of you living a peaceful life side by side

#the sparrow academy #the sparrow academy x reader #the umbrella academy #tua x reader #tua fanfic #jayme hargreeves #jayme hargreeves x reader

[stvrchaser]

closed doors

( pairing) : jayme hargreeves x fem!reader

( about ) : reader comforts a very irritable jayme after she loses a fight against ben

( warnings ) : profanity, possible sexual references (?) nothing actually happens they just like to get each other’s hopes up

( words ) : 2400

( note ) : i did it!! the first thing i’ve ever written that doesn’t have any angst!! it only took about a week, but this is just pure fluff. sunshine x grumpy gf’s trope. i’ve done it, i’ve peaked, i can die happy tyvm <3

Jayme isn’t a sore loser. On most days, you can barely say she’s competitive. If anything, she’s one of the lesser evils of the Academy. A little gloomy on occasion, maybe, but she can take a beating. It doesn’t take too long before she inevitably recovers from a loss, like she’s too cool to be affected by it. You’ve always admired that about her — that she knows what to and what not to prioritize.

What she can’t do is stand to lose against Ben. You can’t say you blame her. If Jayme isn’t a sore loser, neither is she a boastful winner. Ben, on the other hand, very much is. Unlike the others, he was always competing to be the best, regardless of the situation. He had a habit of fighting battles the rest of you didn’t even know about. Even if you did, most of you wouldn’t care. Still, that doesn’t change the fact that he gets really irritating when he wins. So, when Ben scores a last-minute victory against Jayme, of all people, you’ve learned to expect the worst.

So far, “the worst” only entails an hour-long shower, a few items swept off her desk in a moment of blinding rage, and maybe a few things thrown all over the bathroom. These aren’t terrible signs. There have been worse. Still, you wait for her to come into your room. You know she will.

When she does, you pretend to be oblivious.

When she does, you pretend to be oblivious.

“What’s up?” you ask when Jayme comes in. Her hair is still wrapped in a dark towel, sitting at the top of her head. In a fresh set of clothes, a typical set of a t-shirt and shorts to fit the summer weather, she doesn’t look so harmful. You know better than to make assumptions.

She doesn’t say anything until the door is closed, almost slammed shut. You thought, at the speed she’d swung it, the noise might be louder. It seems that she caught it at the last second though, because it only makes a quiet click. It’s a good sign — she can’t be completely blinded by hatred if she had been considerate not to slam your door, right?

“When is he not?”

“Not helping,” she grumbles. You sigh, accepting the attitude.

“Well, come closer. I can’t help you from all the way over there,” you say with open arms as you lean against your headboard, motioning for her to sit down. Instead she tries to lay down next to you.

“Nuh-uh,” you complain as you catch her head just in time for it to collide with your sheets. “Your hair is still wet. I’d rather not fall asleep on wet pillows, thank you.” Startled, Jayme rolls over on her stomach and pushes herself up on her elbows. She grumbles again.

“I came here to be comforted,” she whines. “You’re not doing a lot of comforting.”

“I know, I know. I’ll do what I can. Just sit up, please.” You wait for her to do as you say. “Talk. I’ll take care of this,” you offer, unwrapping the towel on her head and reaching for a comb on your side-table. “Now, go on. What’s this about?” You wait for her to settle. She turns around, her legs crossed, then starts.

“Well, you know what happened. He won.” Jayme groans. “Again. Now he won’t stop rubbing it in my face.” You shake your head as she confirms your assumptions.

You start to detangle the ends of her hair, working your way upward. Against the dark towel wrapped around her shoulders, the only thing setting them apart is the way the light gleams off  of her hair. You can’t help but think it looks like silk against terry cloth, an observation you choose not to say aloud because Jayme might find it too cheesy. She’s always complaining the excessiveness of all things romantic.

On the contrary, she enjoys receiving them very much. It’s only returning them that becomes a problem.

“Oh, he does that with everyone. You know him. There isn’t a modest bone in his body.”

“But he cheated! I had him pinned down! How is it fair to fight someone with— oh, I don’t know— a few extra limbs? But Dad says ‘he adapted’ so who am I to disagree?” Jayme has a habit of talking with her hands, so it doesn’t matter that she’s turned away. You can read every expression on her face by the gesture and speed of her hands alone. It’s a little concerning sometimes. You worry she might strain something someday, especially after exhausting herself during training. “At least when Marcus wins, I can tolerate it. He’s too perfect to brag. But Ben? Ben is just… he’s just…” Jayme starts to stutter as you sweep her hair aside, your knuckle brushing against the back of her neck.

“Mhm,” you hum, urging her to continue.

“He’s such a…” she trails off when your hands press against her shoulder, resting at the spot where her collar bones meet her neck. As expected, Jayme relaxes, breathing to the rhythm of your hands as you continue to massage her shoulders.

“Oh, fuck, how do you do that?” She sounds less irritated, only a twinge of typical stubbornness still there.

“I’m just trying to ease your nerves,” you assure her with a quiet laugh.

“And I’m trying to rant.”

“I’m not stopping you.”

“Yeah, you— wait. Do that again,” she shudders when you press your palm against her upper back. “Yeah, right there. Shit.”

“You were saying?” you encourage with smugness that doesn’t go undetected.

“Oh, does everyone have it out for me today?”

“Baby, nobody has it out for you,” you laugh at her exaggerated indignation. You doubt you’ve done any real damage. You press a kiss on her shoulder, just in case.

“You’re… annoying. Sweet. But annoying.”

“And you’re moody. Enough for the both of us, apparently.”

“I can’t stand him! Just thinking about him makes me wanna wring his neck— But you…” Jayme cuts herself off before her voice can get any higher. Your hands have climbed to her head, thumbs rubbing circles onto her temple while the remainder of your fingers find themselves tangled in her hair. “You’re… God, your hands are soft,” she sighs. That split second, barely a breath, sounds so vulnerable and so intimately reserved for you that you want to bottle it up forever and toss it into the ocean in your mind so that nobody else might find it. 

Jayme isn’t as tough as most people think. You take pride that you can set yourself apart from most people. 

“Jayme, as much as I love you and care about what you have to say, am I really in the wrong for wanting to spend the rest of the evening with my girlfriend? Preferably when she isn’t verbally desecrating someone?”

Jayme turns around, suddenly. Her eyes narrow.

“Oh, you’re good.”

“I am, aren’t I?”

“I hate you,” she says even as she’s pulling you closer for a kiss.

“You love me. And I love you,” you counter as you inch forward to do the same.

“Ugh, I hate when you’re right,” Jayme whispers just inches away from your face. When she closes the distance between the two of you, you’re overcome with relief as if her touch has given you permission to breathe. It’s unusual for a moment like this. People describe kisses so intensely, don’t they? Butterflies, fireworks, and whatnot. But kissing Jayme feels as natural as breathing. Her lips are soft, smiling against the kiss. They’re nothing like the typical threats or insults that leave her mouth in steady streams. Though, you can’t say those are too horrible, either. You love the sound of her voice. You find yourself giggling at the irony. Jayme rolls her eyes when she pulls away, but the smile on her lips linger.

Jayme’s smile is something to savor. It’s so rare it seems like something to be treasured. You suppose it only makes sense that her personality doesn’t match that smile. Otherwise, what’s the purpose of letting the sun shine when one has Jayme Hargreeves?

“Oh no. What’s that?”

“What’s what?” you ask, slightly dazed.

“You’re staring.”

“Can you blame me? You’re very pretty.” Your hand brushes her jaw, just barely, and Jayme instinctively tilts her head upward. You beam, pleased at how comfortable you two have become with this routine. With having each other.

“Alright, I get it. Keeping me guessing turns you on or whatever. You can cut it out.” She grabs ahold of your wrist, bringing it away from her face. She doesn’t let go. Instead, she slips her fingers in between yours.

“There’s nothing to ‘cut out.’ It’s actually pretty simple. You’re very nice to look at. I like to look at nice things. Am I not allowed to look at you?”

Jayme tilts her head to the side, still skeptical.

“Unless, of course, you’d rather I did something else,” you raise her hand to your lips, the one still intertwined with yours, and press a gentle kiss onto her knuckle. You let it linger.

“What are you thinking?” she asks, slow and sensual. It’s a relief, nowadays, that she understands your schemes so quickly. You used to spend ages tip-toeing around each other. Usually, Jayme was too skeptical to take your hints. Now, you both felt comfortable voicing what you want.

With that, you’ve also become more comfortable annoying each other. 

“Well, since you brought it up,” you lean closer, “—how about…” You let your lips collide before breaking apart immediately, lingering just centimeters away, “—a very hot…” You kiss her again. You let Jayme settle into it, feeling the steadiness of her breath vanish as it’s replaced with greater intensity. You try to keep yourself from grinning too much. “—plate of takeout.” Jayme’s breath catches, confused.

“You’re kidding.” You redirect every bit of energy you have to keep yourself from bursting out laughing.

“Nope,” you persist. “This new place opened up two weeks ago, and it’s only a ten-minute walk if we cut through—“

“You’re kidding!” Jayme shoves your shoulder— maybe a little too hard to be entirely playful, but that’s not unusual. She tends to underestimate her strength.

“Yeah,” you giggle, finally breaking character. “You’re just cute when you’re bothered. But, to be fair, you never specified what you wanted to do. If you had something else in mind, all you had to do was—“

“Not that!” she complains, a little more irritated that you expected. It throws you in for a bit of a loop. “A new place opened up two weeks ago and you didn’t tell me?” You blink a few times, trying to figure out whether or not she’s joking. Her brows furrow, accompanied by a gaping mouth, and it’s too similar to the scowl she wore when she walked in through your bedroom door.

So… it doesn’t seem like she’s joking.

“What— Oh. You’re serious.” You swing your legs off the bed. “Alright, then. Come on.” 

You get ready, not really too eager to leave the house considering the summer heat. It takes you an entire minute to find your wallet and your keys. Jayme doesn’t speak up again until you reach for the door.

“Y/N?”

“Hm?” you hum, turning to your bed where Jayme lies on her stomach. She’s too comfortable, too calm for someone who supposedly craves some takeout. 

“I’m messing with you.” Your hand freezes, still holding the doorknob. You just stare for a few seconds, not quite sure if you’d heard her right. Or if you heard her at all. She had looked so serious, so genuinely… upset.

“Well how was I supposed to know?” You launch yourself back onto your bed, Jayme rolling over to dodge you. You pin her down, hovering while you try to tickle every inch of her you can reach. “Do you know how hard it is to tell whether you’re being serious or not when sarcasm is basically your only setting?” Blocking your hands, Jayme looks entertained watching you struggle.

“Oh, you don’t get to pin this on me!” Even as she tries to wrestle her way out of your grasp, she’s smiling. It’s awfully distracting. “You started it. This is just pay-back.” Before you know it, the two of you are flipped over.

“Ah! You’ll never defeat me!” you squeal through fits of giggles as quick fingers move just beneath your ribs, light but effective. Jayme stops to let you catch your breath.

“Oh yeah? This is nothing.”

“Aw, what are you gonna do? Spit on me?” You retort, recovering quickly. “Unsanitary.”

“I thought you were into that,” Jayme tilts her head with a patronizing grin, far too pleased with herself.

“Woah.” You give her shoulder a light shove. “Too far.”

“Yeah, my bad. Oh well. Back to Plan A.” You wonder what that means, but only for a split second, because her mouth splits into another mischievous smile.

“No no no! Jayme!” you wheeze through fits of laughter. “Okay! Okay! S-Stop! You win!” The relief comes immediately, like someone had pressed a button. 

“Thank you.” She lets go of you, still smug.

“You’re so competitive.”

“You love a challenge.”

“Of course. Why else would I keep you around?” The two of you start to settle down, Jayme falling on her back beside you. Her cheeks look flushed from the laughter, the air of exhilaration still palpable even as you dwindle down. You probably look drunk — on glee, on the fragility of a moment like this, and on the anticipation of having so much more. You think you might be able to float, if not for the way the corners of Jayme’s mouth are turned upwards to bring you back to earth. You want to make it last as long as possible. “Just to clarify: do you or don’t you want takeout?”

“I think I’ll be alright.” There it is, again — the gradual spread of joy across her face, blooming at her cheeks.

“Right. Just making sure. Did you want anything else?”

“Well, you did say something about wanting to spend the rest of the night with your girlfriend.” Jayme turns on her side, using an elbow to prop herself up. She brushes hair away from your face, and her eyes soften like she’s discovered something new — something wonderful. “That sounds pretty nice, if you ask me.”

You’re more than happy to oblige, wanting nothing more than to bathe in the momentary but magnificent bliss. All semblance of Ben or training or the Academy stays forgotten, even if it lasts only till sunrise. Behind closed doors, in the comfort of your room, there’s just the two of you. Just you and Jayme.

#owned her three minutes of screentime #we’re married fr #jayme hargreeves #jayme hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves x you #reader insert #the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy

[gravity-barbie]

The Sparrows with a sibling they think doesn't have powers HCs

A/N: So sorry for the wait! And the lack of Christopher, I tried but I really suck at writing for him and I think it'd take another 3 months if I kept trying. Also fair warning this is on the angsty side.

Request

Masterlist

Marcus Hargreeves

-Both as a child and an adult Marcus barely acknowledges you exist, his life revolves around the sparrow academy which you've always existed just on the outskirts of

-As your sibling he does feel a loyalty to you though, he lets you stay at the academy and use Reginalds funds as much as the others so long as you don't cause any trouble

-Of course you're completely excluded from the sparrow academy, despite your siblings vast fame most people don't even know you exist and Marcus won't ever let you join any of the families 'buisness' talks

-So while he's not mean or malicious there is a lot of disrespect and neglect there that builds resentment inside of you

-He's as shocked as you are to learn you have powers (very strong ones at that) but he's quick to collect himself, trying to reason you into letting him integrate you into the sparrow academy and follow his lead like your siblings

-Marcus is good with people, he says exactly what you want to hear, first easing your fears about your new powers and then more importantly giving you a glimpse of the belonging and connection you've always been denied in an attempt to get you to fall in line

-However it's likely too little too late

-Marcus does care about you and he wants to resolve things peacefully, however if you prove to be a threat to the sparrow academy he's completely willing to make an enemy out of you

Ben Hargreeves

-Ben's always looked down on you and unlike Marcus he won't hesitate to verbalise that

-Despite that and generally not thinking you're worth his time he doesn't actually dislike you though, he sort of appreciates your gentler personality, not that he often let's that show

-You're the only sibling he doesn't have to compete with which may make him underestimate you but it also makes you the only person in the world he'll even slightly lower his guard around

-Which, play your cards right, could lead to a tentative friendship between you two, however friend or otherwise Ben is really no good for your self-esteem

-He feels personally betrayed to learn you have powers as crazy as that sounds, jumping to conclusions and assuming the worst of you

-His default is distrusting people so he feels like an idiot for ever not seeing you as a threat and it doesn't help that part of him is still loyal to Reginald so it's easy for him to believe the lies the old man tells about you

-Beneath his anger and confusion though, if Ben cares about you even a little bit that isn't going to change

Fei Hargreeves

-It would seem you're totally irrelevant to her, she barely acknowledges your existence as a child, and as an adult that's only slightly better

-Plus she's kind of a loner so since she's not forced to be around you like she is the others and she likes to spend her free time by herself it's only natural you hardly see each other, let alone talk

-However she actually knows you better than you realise, she's a careful and observant person and like your siblings you're not immune to her spying from time to time

-Because of her perceptiveness she's actually the first to suspect that there's something weird going on with you though she keeps that hunch to herself

-She's probably the most calm and reasonable about learning you have powers and tries to talk some sense into your more reactive siblings

-She encourages them to give you time and space to let this bombshell sink in before they get involved because that's what she would want in your position

-She herself doesn't bother you, not interacting with you any more than usual unless you initiate, she does however have a bird watching you at all times

Alphonso Hargreeves

-Alphonso can be a real dick to you sometimes, but unlike the others it's not because he feels some kind of sense of superiority over you, it's more out of jealousy

-He resents the fact that you don't have the same pressure on you or the same heavy workload and essentially feels like you got off easy compared to him and the others

-He doesn't tend to go out of his way to antagonize you or anything but for someone that's usually pretty easygoing his pointed coldness towards you stands out

-He's definitely blindsided to learn you have powers and it takes him a while to wrap his head around, but he is actually more willing to get your side of the story than some of your siblings

-He still doesn't really get where your pain is coming from because he'd switch childhoods with you in a heartbeat but now that he realises you are genuinely hurting he's a lot more open to understanding

-Ultimately despite being more sympathetic towards you than ever before Alphonso will still go along with however the other sparrows decide to deal with you, for better or for worse

Sloane Hargreeves

-Sloane is the nicest to you by far, partially because that's just who she is, but also because you're both different enough from your other siblings that you form an unspoken alliance

-However as kids you never got the chance to get too close as Reginald noticed your bond and kept separating you

-So while you're glad you can finally be friendly as adults you're still not as close as you could of been, you do try to catch up but the years of forced seperation has created a wall between you

-So has your apparent lack of powers, because though it's absolutely not her intention Sloane can be so patronizing and insensitive about your status as the ordinary one

-As shocked as she is to learn you have powers she's quick to look on the bright side and tries to encourage you to as well, though on the flipside she does also feel terrible to realise the depth of how manipulated and isolated you were

-She's an absolute blessing when it comes to helping you understand and control your power, as a literal genius with experience handling her own superpowers and the kindest person you know she's the best mentor you could hope for, things would of been so much worse without her

-She's firmly on your side throughout this whole ordeal, constantly vouching for you and prioritising what you need no matter what the others say or do

Jayme Hargreeves

-Obviously Jayme never gives you the time of day, but really it's not like she's more apathetic about you than she is about anything else in her life

-Honestly she even likes you more than numbers one to three because at least you never try to tell her what to do, so she's not totally against your company

-Actually she's kind of a very typical sister, you're not friends and she has no problem snarking you but you're family and she'll have your back if you need it

-Even though she had no idea about your powers she isn't all that surprised to learn the truth about you, mostly because she knows this is the exact kind of bullshit Reginald would do and she always thought him keeping you around was a bit suspicious

-She's calm but reasonably cautious when it comes to dealing with the new-you since she has to admit that that is one intense power you have

-Personally she has a hard time seeing you as a threat but like Alphonso she's not going to stick her neck out for you if the sparrow academy decides to do things the hard way

#the sparrow academy #tua x reader #tua x you #sparrow!reader #marcus hargreeves x reader #sparrow ben x reader #sparrow!ben x reader #fei hargreeves x reader #alphonso hargreeves x reader #sloane hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves x reader

[knowbodytoldmethat]

Umbrella Academy Masterlist

*= smut, minors DNI

The Umbrella Academy

Luther Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves

Diego Hargreeves NSFW Headcanons*

Allison Hargreeves

Klaus Hargreeves

Ben Hargreeves

Viktor Hargreeves

Play You Like a Violin*

Lila Pitts

The Sparrow Academy

Marcus Hargreeves

Fei Hargreeves

Melting in Your Arms *

Not so Bad (Coming Soon)

Alphonso Hargreeves

Hit Me! (Coming Soon!)

Sloane Hargreeves

Jayme Hargreeves

#the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #umbrella academy smut #sparrow academy x reader #umbrella academy x reader #luther hargreeves x reader #diego hargreeves x reader #allison hargreeves x reader #klaus hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #viktor hargreeves x reader #marcus hargreeves x reader #fei hargreeves x reader #alphonso hargreeves x reader #sloane hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves x reader #lila pitts x reader

[lolawassad]

Okay get it bestie

Hi! Could you please write something with the reader being best friends with Alphonso and Jayme? ^^

YES I CAN THANK YOU I LOVE YOU MARRY ME? /P

this is kinda really awful im sorry anon

Two people walk up to you and try to intimidate you making you frown "Look i dont do fighting okay? so if you wanna beat me up go for it but it makes you a pussy because i wont fight back!" you say making the two people look at eachother before the guy sighs "thank fucking god" he says before sitting down next to you

"Your brother is mean" he says " i know right! im sorry, they can all be so rude, i mean one of my brothers is kind of a gorilla but we dont call him hideous!" you reply, the girl sighs loudly "i hate you" she says before sitting down next to you

You gasp fake offendedly "how dare you be so mean to me?" you ask her hand on your heart "can you believe your sister?" you ask the guy next to you "Jayme how could you?" he asks acting offended for you "so rude" you say

Jayme smirks "your cute i like that" she says making you gasp "ayo?! you are hitting on me now?" you ask shocked "wow" you continue before feeling something hit your face "fuck you doing we need to leave" five says before blinking you away

"FIVE HIT ME!" you yell out to your siblings "she was talking with the enemy thats a her problem" Five replies before sitting down "bitch" you mutter before sitting next to Klaus a pout on your face "Ill have you know Jayme thinks im cute! and i bet... i didnt get his name!!" you yell the last part out

You jump up and go to walk back to the building "what the hell are you doing?" Diego asks "Im gonna go visit my new besties" you tell him in a "duh" tone he goes to stop you but sits down again "dont die babe" Klaus yells after you

When you reach the house you knock on the door, when the door opens a lady with no eyes opens the door "oh you come for an ass whooping?" she asks making you shake your head "no i-" you say but are cut off by a "BESTIE!" and the guy from earlier walking over "you came back!" he beams making you jump up and down "course i did!"

He grabs onto your hand and pulls you inside "BYE PRETTY BIRD LADY I LOVE YOU!" you yell making the lady freeze in place

"Im alphonso by the way" he says while stopping his movements when he sees Ben "Ooh why we stopping for Ben? do we not like him? do we need to avoid him?" you ask him peaking out from behind him "No Ben doesnt like your family" he replies

"Well Ben hasnt met me ye- no he has met me, i bet he liked what he saw, even though i look like i just stepped out of the 60's- which i did" you ramble making someone chuckle behind you "she really is cute, can we keep her?" Jayme asks loudly making Ben's head shoot in your direction "HE SAW ME NOW HES GONNA MURDER ME.. OR KISS ME!" you yell panicked making the siblings laugh

"dont laugh, i am very sexy" you defend yourself offended "hey we didnt say you arent" Alphonso says "why is she here?" Ben demands from behind Jayme making you jump into Alphonso's arms "ay dios mio" you exclaim "how did you" you ask looking to where he just was to where he is now

"are you a wizard?" you ask him making Jayme laugh "oh yeah i really like this one, im keeping her" she tells her brothers with a smirk "no" Marcus speaks up from behind Alphonso "your siblings are so scary" you whisper to Alphonso

"the way hes looking at me he either wants to kill me or kis- hey do you wanna kiss?" you ask Marcus making him scoff "yes" he says before looking at Ben and then back at you "i mean no obviously, i would never kiss the enemy"

"I would totally kiss you" Ben speaks up making you gasp and look at him "just like the old days" you say

"fuck this" Jayme says before she starts pulling Alphonso who is still holding you with her "Stop trying to steal our new friend!" she yells out "Yeah!" Alphonso yells in agreement

#alphonso hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves x reader #jayme hargreeves #jayme hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy x reader

[sweetandabitspycho]

Dating Jayme Hargreeves HC

Sfw/Nsfw

Masterlist

SFW

1.How would she cuddle?

Definitely would be the big spoon at the beginning of the relationship, but once she knows you are not using her you are the big spoon.

2. PDA?

Yes! Always has to touch you. She loves it if you are shy about it.

3. How would she kiss?

Soft and slow normally, she wants to make sure you know she loves you. But if she had a bad day and Ben makes it worst she gets a little rough.

4. How romance is she?

She will try so hard to be as romance as she can, but she never seen someone be romance so she doesn't know how.

5. How would she act being jealous?

She would be so annoyed with anyone who trys to flirt with you, so she is bitchy to them. If she thought you would leave her she will go silent to you.

Nsfw

1. Is she a top or bottom

She is definitely a switch. Loves to be on top and bottom.

At the beginning of your relationship she would be on top, and it wouldn't change until two years later. She has trust issues so be prepared for that. But once she truly trust you she will let you do pretty much anything.

2. Would she use her powers for sexy time?

She would use her powers if you let her. If you don't trust her just let for that she is okay. But once you do let her, ooou boy you are in for a fun time!

3. Does she prefers to give or receive?

Both! She loves bring you pleaser, you are the only one that she loves of course she will love it. She is every good at it. She will make you cum so many times.

But if you don't like going down on her, she is okay.

4. Favorite position?

Anything that gives her access to give you more pleaser. She doesn't care, as long as you are okay.

5. Is she more into breast or ass?

She doesn't care, she loves both. But is you have breast after she will put her head on them.

6. Kinks?

Praise her, if she is on top or bottom praise her! She needs it.

Has a mommy kink. Call her that and she is weak in the knees. If you like being called something she is down for it!

Definitely has a teasing kink. It doesn't matter if she is teasing you or if you teasing her.

Dirty talk! Exactly if you are in a public place, and you say or text her something really dirty, love you just made her day!

#Jayme Hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy hcs #the sparrow academy #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy x reader #the sparrow academy x reader #headcanon

[barbiedragon]

Jayme Hargreeves x Fem!Reader

For smut prompt #16: “I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

The smirk was about a mile wide on Jayme’s face as she dipped her spoon into her pot of yogurt then licked the spoon tantalizing as you walking into the room.  You had your hair tied up, neck exposed and decorated with the purple marks of her bites.  You watched as Alphonso and her shared a look as you took your place next to her at the breakfast table.  Ben scoffed and rolled his eyes before he tossed a piece of his granola at Jayme’s head.

“Keep it in the bedroom,” he complained.

“You’re just jealous no one wants to touch your dick,” Jayme hummed before she lifted a spoonful of her yogurt to your lips.  You parted them obediently and let her feed you.  Fei chuckled as her raven’s rattled overhead.

“Ughh gross, right in front of my cereal,” Ben complained before he stormed off.

Jayme had you pressed against the staircase later after her morning work out, fingers buried deep inside of your cunt.  You let out soft little gasps of pleasure.

“I won’t apologize for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken and that you’re mine,” she purred into your ear as her thumb brushed across your clit.

“Yes please, wouldn’t want it any other way,” you whined as you leaned in to capture her lips in a hungry kiss as she made you leave a nice little mess in your panties.

#prompts #smut #jayme hargreeves #jayme hargreeves x reader #fem!reader #female!reader #tua jayme #tua smut #tua imagine #the sparrow academy #Jayme Hargreeves imagine

[geminigengar]

Meet the Brady Bunch

various hargreeves x black!reader, jayme hargreeves x reader if you squint

your first impression of the sparrow academy is a little different from the rest of your siblings.

warnings: mild canon typical violence, mildly nsfw language

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you turned, taking in what should be your living room. something was off. you weren't sure what but you always trusted your instincts. it wasn't until you saw it that you slapped diego's arm to get his attention.

a portrait was hung in the place of what was once five's. instead a picture of a handsome man with dark hair and a scowl took its place.

diego didn't have time to take it in before your siblings whipped around at the sound of a new voice speaking.

"dad, who the hell are these assholes?"

you sighed and took your time turning to face them. hauling ass from a literal war in the middle of the segregation era to the 21st century in under ten minutes makes one a little tired. just a little bit.

you weren't sure what you were anticipating when being faced with the strained voice that was barking at your family but it surely wasn't... just some guy.

"ben? is that really you?" luther asked.

you blinked once. twice.

"OH YO?"

you hadn't meant to yell when you pointed at him, snapping your fingers. if anyone asked you'd blame your outburst on your exhaustion and also the fact this guy was supposed to be dead.

you looked to klaus, "that's benny-eny-eny? benny with the-?" you poked your stomach.

your brother nodded to you laughing at your antics. "oh yeah! you never met did you?"

you shook your heard. by the time you discovered that there were others like you and managed to track some of them down the ben from your timeline had been long dead for several years. "shorter than i thought he would be."

you've only ever felt ben's presence after he was deceased. you'd never even seen a picture of the man. you didn't picture him being as angry as the now fuming man across from you. you could practically see the smoke blowing out his ears.

"i am NOT short."

klaus waved him off, ignoring his comment like he growing more agitated by the second, "benny bob," klaus said before waving back to you "y/n/n, our long lost sibling."

the tense silence that followed was unbearable, nearly suffocating all the hargreeves.

except to you. while normally you were great at reading the room but you might have brain damage at the moment. so you, complete oblivious and awkward, raised a hand and waved. "hows it goin?"

you checked out of most of the conversation onward until you caught the eye of the man who you gathered was their number one. he was tall, stupidly muscular, and very hot. marcus, you caught his name, seemed nicer than not-your-brother ben. you sniffed, realising you'd been starring. slightly embarrassed, you nodded to him like you were the only two black folk in a walmart parking lot. which was close enough to your current predicament being most of your combined siblings were light bright and white. he did nod back though, which you took as a good sign.

you scanned the rest of the sparrows, still not paying attention to the conversation, not that you usually did. you'd become somewhat of an expert at tuning out your siblings whenever they spoke.

behind ben you spotted a bored looking girl who looked like she visibly dripped sarcasm. you watched her spit on diego from across the room; which you found hotter than you'd like to admit, almost jealous as you watched diego wipe the black liquid off his face. you vaguely wondered what else her mouth was capable of before dragging your mind out of the gutter and moving on.

sizing up the very tall, very much melting? man next to her, you decided some questions were better left unasked.

spotting another person behind their number one you nodded again, wanting to let them know you weren't on with your hot-headed siblings antics. receiving no except an eyebrow raise, you almost huffed before squinting.

oh wait shit, they're blind.

you winced, feeling like a dickhead. yeah, you definitely had brain damage.

you took in the last woman that you honestly didn't wanna deal with. she looked like every annoyingly perky and optimistic white woman you've ever met. maybe a little dumber. actually, you thought, she vaguely reminded you of a female luther. the thought was what made you realise the doe eyes she was throwing in said brothers direction and you groaned.

your eyes flicked up above her head to the silver, levitating cube thing that was apparently their sibling. you were too tired to do the math on how it was a human. it's poor mom pushing out all those corners and 90° angles. you did wonder though- what were the odds. couldn't hurt right?

you nodded again. your eyes widened as the box tilted down and back in what you assumed was the cubic equivalent of a nod.

huh.

you heard a smack and tore your eyes from the shiny entity to see klaus flying over the table and falling back onto the couch.

"hey! you really didn't have to do that!"

"yeah, i really did!"

you covered your mouth but it was too late as you snorted before you could stop yourself. allison smacked your arm when viktor turned to you wide eyed. you turned away from them, trying to stifle your laugh and allison shoved you. "mans flew like a ragdoll-" you said snickering into your palm.

"feeling the love dear sister" klaus spoke up from the couch.

"sorry."

"no you're not,"

"im really not," you giggled, apparently the only one finding humour in all this.

after that, faster than you could register, every sibling started fighting; most of them pairing off, heading out around the house to settle their beef.

the girl with the long dark hair stepped toward you menacingly, which under any other circumstance you would've found incredibly sexy - and to be honest, you did feel your cheeks heat up at the sight - but you knew she was definitely about to beat your ass.

"aht aht! hold on now, i don't wanna fight you!"

"aww," she fake pouted "did you wanna be best friends?" she asked sarcastically.

god why was women bullying you so hot? you made a mental note to find a therapist in the current timeline after this.

"no, the fuck? we just fought a literal war with like a million furries with guns." she furrowed her eyebrows at you, very confused. you shrugged, "plus, i just got my hair done."

she scoffed before stalking towards you again.

okay clearly the other two, potentially three including the cube, black folk in this house didn't fill their siblings in on exactly how important your hair was to yall but that was a conversation for another time. you were not about to go get your tracks yanked like this; at least not outside of the bedroom.

you sent up a prayer for allison's wig.

you ran backwards, dodging and side stepping around the living room, making sure to keep pillars and furniture between you two. you grabbed a picture off of the mantle - ironically of her - to block the weird sticky, black, venom this woman kept hurling at you.

"dude c'mon!" all you wanted was a shower, a good meal, and a nap. "i'm a pacifist! i don't even know how to fight!" a lie. while you did hate fighting you could definitely handle yourself. you're just too lazy to do so.

"sounds like a you problem."

you threw the picture at her which caught easily. it bought you enough time to leap across the overturned couch and sprint through hallway out the door.

did you feel bad leaving your siblings to fight your alternative universe evil kind of dopplegangers?

nah.

you jogged a few blocks before slowing to an exhausted walk. milling about you spotted a few food trucks in the distance.

your siblings all in various states of injury, found you several minutes later, sitting cross legged on a bench finishing the last of your burrito bowl.

#jayme hargreeves x reader #marcus hargreeves x reader #ben hargreeves x reader #hargreeves x reader #poly hargreeves x reader #tua imagines #umbrella academy imagines #sparrow academy imagines #my own writing

[lanawinterscigarettes]

bleeding out for you

Description: after taking a fatal blow, your beloved holds you in their arms as they watch you die

A/N: I was listening to bleeding out by imagine dragons and I got this idea for a fic. I couldn't decide which character I wanted to do specifically though, so it's pretty much up to you :]

Warnings: major character death (spoiler alert: its you), heavy angst, slight gore, your comfort character has to watch you die; zero chance at a happy ending, for anyone. sorry

Your high pitched scream was what caught their attention, signaling to them something was wrong. They saw you fall to the ground, almost in slow motion, immediately rushing to your side in an effort to catch you.

They cradled you in their lap, their arms holding onto you. You let out a strangled cough, blood spewing from your mouth as you tried to speak, letting out a weak attempt at saying their name.

"Hey, it's okay, I'm here, sweetheart. I'm right here, I'm not going anywhere," they assured you, tears threatening to spill from their eyes.

You reached a shaky hand up to their face, cupping their cheek as a way of saying, it's okay, everything's going to be fine. As a sign of reassurance that you would never leave them. But in this moment, things were looking pretty grim, and it might be that you wouldn't have a choice.

"Hey," you whispered, your throat hurting after nearly choking on your own blood. "Please don't cry, honey, everything's going to be okay."

They just nodded their head at you, looking down. You both knew how likely it was that you were going to get out of this alive, but they couldn't bring themselves to even think the awful thought, let alone say it out loud.

Instead, they chose to focus on your eyes. Your gorgeous eyes, the ones they could never grow tired of looking into. Some say the eyes are the window to the soul; if that were true, then they thought you must have the purest soul of all, even if you didn't believe it yourself.

Your fluttering eyelids brought them back to reality, a sign you were struggling to stay awake. They began to panic, knowing how permanent it would be if you closed them.

"Hey, hey, sweetheart, look at me, okay? Open your eyes, honey. Just try to keep them open for me, please."

"But... I'm so tired..." you mumbled. "I... I can't..."

"Yes, you can, okay? I know you're tired, honey, but you have to try to stay awake, okay? For me?"

They were practically pleading at this point. It wasn't rational for them to hope that you'd somehow make it out of this alive, they knew that. Hell, they saw how severe your injuries were before they even made it over to you; and once they did, it was much more awful looking up close. But they couldn't even fathom being forced to live in a world without you in it.

"I'm... I'm sorry, baby, but... I'm just so tired. I... I have to go. I love you..."

Terror flickered across their face as they felt you leave them, your body going limp and your skin becoming cold.

The tears that had flooded their eyes spilled over as they cried out in agony. You, their beloved, their sunshine, the light in their cold, dark life, had left them.

No, you hadn't left- you'd been taken. Their face contorted into a look of pure rage, vowing they'd find the person who did this and make them pay.

From that moment on, it became certain to them that they had no hope if it wasn't for you; no sympathy, no joy. And as of this moment, they would never let their guard down, they would never trust another.

They would never love again.

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{Divider by @celcero}

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