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#Jeffrey Bezos
epilepticsaints · 2 years
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nando161mando · 9 months
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Billionaires are selfish greedy scum and they should not be idolized.
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clearlyaginger · 7 months
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paintybruv · 5 months
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That's right I'm making another bo burnham animation right after the last one
Anyways here's the intro of it
Also *clears throat* for those peeps who is interested in speakervision, they're not married yet, but the time when I finish this, they are.
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thatluckyboi · 5 months
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CEO
Entrepreneur
Born in 1964
JEFFREY
JEFFREY BEZOS
CEO
Entrepreneur
Born in 1964
JEFFREY
JEFFREY BEZOS
Come on Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at what you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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crybabyzine-subtext · 5 months
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How much money did jeffrey pay Anna Wintour to make this portrait of his midlife crisis happen?
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Even Nicki can't believe this bitch is on her cover
Hilariously, Anna spends her letter from the editor writing about how great Annie Leibovitz is, and she does not mention Lauren Sanchez (or her article) at all.
The Nicki Minaj article and photoshoot are *fantastic* btw
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match-your-steps · 4 months
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if elon musk and jeffery bezos were openly furries I think the world would be very different. I don't know what direction it would be different in, exactly, but it would definitely be different.
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baasthasthezoomies · 11 months
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Again, Mr. Bezos I don’t even begin to know what to say about your suggestions for me.
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WHAT MARKET SEGMENT AM I IN FOR THIS???
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overheardschoolbus · 1 year
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6yo: Yeah /third grader’s name/ is my friend she taught me a song it goes like this —
6yo: “come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back into it tell us why show us how look where you came from look at you now!”
Me: … is that the whole song?
6yo: YUP!
Me: oh thank goodness
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nando161mando · 3 months
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anxiouslittlecarrot · 2 years
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I heard Forbes just published this year’s list of billionaires and I just want to know when we are finally going to start treating it as an official hit list
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Hollywood Reporter’s list of most streamed original series of 2022 accross all platforms (took this from Emily Cox’s insta)
Amazon spent almost a billion total for Rings of power. I don’t think it even cost 100 mil to make *all five seasons* of The Last Kingdom...
Rings of Power premiered in September.
The Last Kingdom ended in March of that year and had minuscule promo in comparison (I definitely didn’t see any. It was the Ewan Mitchell stans who told me to watch it).
I’m fucking SCREECHING right now I love this so much
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dracoskier · 11 months
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Which Side Are You On?
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roman-roy-apologist · 2 years
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if jeffrey bezos really wants to do meta right he should hire abed nadir
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