#Jessica Mitchell age

[blaseballshipbracket]

BLASEBALL SHIP BRACKET ROUND 1

64 ships enter, one ship leaves! who will reign supreme? how will your faves fare? it's a tlournament for the ages!

this is a seeded bracket generated from ships suggested in a google form. round 1 begins thursday, 03/30/23 and will run for one week. propaganda is encouraged - tag this blog and i'll share it!

ROUND 1 MATCHUPS:

Megan Ito/Parker MacMillan VS Leon Duncan/Andrew Trebek

Finn James/Kennedy Loser VS Hewitt Best/Yeong-Ho Garcia

Flattery McKinley/Niq Nyong'o VS Jessica Telephone/Betsy Trombone

Tillman Henderson/Declan Suzanne VS Don Mitchell/Percival Wheeler

Baldwin Breadwinner/Alyssa Harrell VS Axel Cardenas/Miguel Wheeler

Dominic Marijuana/Andrew Solis VS Eduardo Ingram/Leach Ingram

Pedro Davids/Valentine Games VS Anathema Elemefayo/Patty Fox/Hatfield Suzuki

Stevenson Heat/James Mora VS Baby Triumphant/Castillo Turner

Yosh Carpenter/Sebastian Woodman VS Cannonball Sports/Bees Taswell

Igneus Delacruz/Howell Franklin VS Mcdowell Mason/Sexton Wheerer

Allison Abbott/Kichiro Guerra VS Eugenia Garbage/Ziwa Mueller

Caleb Alvarado/Isaac Johnson VS Conner Haley/Sebastian Telephone

Brock Forbes/Adalberto Tosser VS Domino Bootleg/Theodore Honeywell

Lenny Marijuana/Chorby Short VS Moody Cookbook/Landry Violence

Margarito Nava/Nic Winkler VS Riley Firewall/Geraldine Frost

Inez Owens/Bees Taswell VS Paula Turnip/Hiroto Wilcox

Tyreek Olive/Landry Violence VS Fitzgerald Blackburn/Math Velazquez

Val Hitherto/Nerd Pacheco VS Ortiz Lopez/Pitching Machine

Luis Acevedo/Tot Clark VS Derrick Krueger/Sebastian Telephone

The San Francisco Lovers VS Gita Sparrow/Jayden Wright

Tillman Henderson/Mike Townsend VS Famous Owens/Mclaughlin Scorpler

Alaynabella Hollywood/Magi Ruiz VS Nerd Pacheco/Lars Taylor

Nagomi Mcdaniel/York Silk's Mom VS Qais Dogwalker/Grollis Zephyr

Jacob Haynes/Alaynabella Hollywood/Moses Mason VS Burke Gonzalez/Brock Watson/Joshua Watson

Jaylen Hotdogfingers/Jessica Telephone VS Juice Collins/Sutton Dreamy

Sandford Garner/Don Mitchell VS Famous Owens/Nerd Pacheco

Rivers Rosa/Lou Roseheart VS Jode Crutch/Rush Ito

Declan Suzanne/Edric Tosser/Baby Triumphant VS Lady Matsuyama/Bottles Šuljak

Cornelius Games/Richardson Games VS Mags Banananana/Eugenia Bickle

Workman Gloom & PolkaDot Patterson VS Shannon Chamberlain/Kennedy Loser

Caligula Lotus/Beck Whitney VS Steals Mondegreen/Silvaire Semiquaver

Summers Preston/Stephanie Winters VS Haruta Byrd/Bright Zimmerman

#round 1 #blaseball #bracket #tumblr tournament #blaseball ship bracket #masterpost #i will add links to matchups once they're all live

[storyofmychoices]

Lilah Jessica Rose (Crimes of Passion)

[Trystan Thorne x Lilah Rose Masterlist]

What's in a Name? (That which we call a Rose, by any other word would smell as sweet.)

Lilah (lie-lah) has a few meanings depending on the culture and its origin. It can be a derivation of Delilah, Leila, and Lilith. Lilah means delicate, night, and night beauty (Hebrew and Arabic). It can also mean night monster (Hebrew). Lilah also means tulip (Persian).

Jessica (jess-ih-cah) means "God Beholds" or "she will see". Jessica was first used in Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice

Rose (rohz) means a flower, a rose

Nicknames: canon nicknames + Lala (when she was younger), Veronica (as in Mars, when she started playing detective in school)

DOB: August 27 (age 32) Zodiac: Virgo Personality: logical, hardworking, observant, reliable, loyal, kind hearted, stubborn, overly independent, sometimes hypercritical and nit-picky

Love Interest: Trystan Thorne

Hair: Medium to Dark Brown, generally down with waves Eye Color: Brown Alternative Hair/Eye Color: She often wears wigs and colored contacts if she has to go undercover.

Height: 5'7" (1.7m)

FC: Troian Bellisario

Hometown: New York, NY

Parents: James "Jimmy" Rose (father ✝), Evelyn "Eve" Rose (née Mitchell) (mother)

Pets: Marple (boxer, dog)

Education: John Jay College of Criminal Justice: Bachelors in Criminal Justice and a minor in Criminology, summa cum laude ; NYPD Police Academy; Detective Training through the NYPD

Occupations:

Private Investigator (current)

Bartender at the Drunk Tank (current/as needed)

NYPD Homicide Unit (former)

Barista (to pay for college and her coffee addiction) (former, being a barista not the coffee addiction)

Fun Facts / Things to know

Lilah has always been observant and aware of her surroundings, even as a child she could recall details about places she'd been and people she'd met briefly.

Lilah is a coffee connoisseur. She has a deep appreciation for coffee and considers it an essential part of her daily routine. While she has her favorite roasts, bean type, and variety of order, when it comes down to it, she's not picky. Coffee is coffee and bad coffee is better than no coffee.

Lilah does not have a lot of dating experience. Once her father died, she closed herself off for a few years, and then turned her focus on the job. She takes great pride in her work and has never regretted her choice.

Lilah generally enjoys detective shows but she can't figure out if she likes the shows or just critiquing them and pointing out errors or ways the detective could have done something differently.

Lilah loves the show Psych. She thinks its outrageously ridiculous but that some how makes it even better. She doesn't even bother trying to critique it, she just went along for the ride. She does at time ask herself "how many hats are in the room?" or a similarly appropriate question to keep her mind sharp and actively observing her surroundings.

Lilah is allergic to fresh pineapple.

Lilah loves puzzles and mind teasers.

Outfit Alternatives:

Lilah's dress for the Governor's ball (COP1)

Lilah's undercover socialite outfit (COP2)

Lilah's dress for dinner with the Thornes (COP2)

Lilah's coronation dress (COP2)

Asks + Other Things

Summer Character Challenge

Business Card

Favorite TV

Learn more about Lilah through different summer prompts

[original dossier post here]

#Lilah Rose #choices book club #choices cop #cop mc #lovealexhunt #may2023 #trystan thorne x mc

[kiraxcute]

Name: Jeremiah Mitchell Braddock

Codename: Ronin

Age: 27

Species: Mutate

Fancast: Mackenyu

Hair Color: Green (dyed)

Eye Color: Hazel-Green

Physical Appearance: Jeremiah inherited his mother's natural beauty and is tall and muscular. He dyed his black hair green and adopted that as his color scheme.

Personality: Jeremiah is quiet and loyal to everyone, but can be incredibly terrifying.

Powers: Psychic weapons, double katanas, telekensis, telepathy, enhanced durability, flexibility

Relationships:

Jeffrey Mitchell: Foster father

Rachel Mitchell: Foster mother

Elizabeth "Betsy" Braddock: Biological mother

Sam Wilson: Stepfather

Zebediah Killgrave: Biological father, enemy

Brian Braddock: Uncle

Danielle Cage: Girlfriend

Trivia:

He is the biological son of Betsy and Kilgrave, but his conception was not consensual and he despises Kilgrave for assaulting his mother

Betsy made the decision to put him up for adoption but stayed in his life as best as she could while being in the X-Men

He is still close with his foster parents even after reuniting with his biological mother and choosing to stay with her permanently at the age of nineteen

His favorite color is green

Ironically his girlfriend is Danielle Cage, the daughter of another victim of Kilgrave's, Jessica Jones though her father is Luke Cage.

Jeremiah never hated Betsy for giving him up, knowing she didn't do it because she hated him.

The first time he met Kilgrave, he broke his leg and dislocated his elbow to avenge his mother.

He considers Sam to be his biological father.

He noted that Sam's color scheme, red and blue, makes purple when mixed, purple is Betsy's color scheme.

He has minor issues with directions and understanding sarcasm

#my oc #emoverse #jeremiah braddock #not my gif #tw sex assault

[six-costume-refs]

SIX MAKEUP: PALETTES, EYESHADOWS, AND EYE ACCENTS

For the introduction and masterpost, click here.

PALETTES Note on brands Most of the North American queens use Juvia's Place at this point. It is a Black-owned brand that Six initially added to help create more options for queens of color, but by now most queens use it regardless of race. As of Oct 2023, most of their palettes are on-sale. Most of the UK queens use Makeup Revolution palettes, although there's quite a bit more range in which they use and some other brands in the mix.

Queen-specific palettes

Aragon: Juvia's Place Rebel Honey, Doja Cat Elements (Gold), Juvia's Place Warrior, Morphe 9R, De'Lanci Leopard, Colourpop Good as Gold, Beauty Bay Golden Age

Boleyn: Juvia's Place Rebel Army, Nicka K Lucky Charm, De'Lanci Avocado, De’Lanci Green 15,  Coloured Raine Wealthy Chic, Makeup Revolution Color Book, Makeup Revolution Billie, Beauty Bay Earthy (16 color), Beauty Bay Earthy (9 color)

Seymour (also black and silver alt): Juvia's Place The Rebel Greys, Doja Cat Elements Quad (Silver), Colourpop Blowing Smoke, Juvia's Place i Live i Love, De'Lanci Panda, De’Lanci Silver Smokey, Beauty Bay's Neutral (16), Morphe 9W, Makeup Revolution Color Book, Colourpop Blowing Smoke

Cleves: De’Lanci Flame Rose, De'Lanci Red Apple, Makeup Revolution Color Book

Howard: Juvia's Place The Sweet Pinks, Juvia's Place The Berries, Juvia's Place the Mauves, Beauty Bay Berries (9 color), Beauty Bay's Tropical (16 color), Beauty Bay Berries (16 color), Makeup Obsession Kisses, De’Lanci Pink Peach, Makeup Revolution Britney, Makeup Revolution Color Book

Parr: Juvia's Place Olori 2, Nicka K Ocean Eyes, Juvia's Place I Live I Love, Beauty Bay's Midnight (16 color), De’Lanci 15 color

Teal alt: Makeup Revolution Ice, Makeup Revolution Color Book, Colourpop Blue Moon, De’Lanci 15 color, De'Lanci Dolphin

Orange alt: De'Lanci Sweet Orange, De’Lanci Orange 15 color, Juvia's Place The Nubian Glow,

Pink alt: Juvia's Place The Mauves, Juvia's Place Blushed Rose, Makeup Revolution Color Book, Makeup Revolution Britney, Juvia's Place The Candy Shop

Multi-queen/colored palettes:

Beauty Bay's Bright 2.0 (16 color) ($20) - Smaller, but great range with mattes and glitters for Aragon/Boleyn/Howard/Parr/orange alt

Nicka K Fifteen Color Palette ($5) - Wild Matte palette has decent options for just about every costume (principal and alternate). However, it's not as versatile in how flattering it will be on every skin tone/undertone.

LaRoc Circus ($30) - Great for Boleyn/Howard, options for Aragon/Cleves/orange and pink alt

NYX Ultimate Shadow Palette ($20) - I Know That's Bright has several good options for Aragon and Howard, as well as one or two good shades each for Boleyn/Cleves/Parr/potentially alts. - Warm Neutrals has shades that could work for Aragon and potentially Seymour/black and silver alts.

De'Lanci Mysterious Queen ($50) - This one is expensive but huge (72 colors). Very comprehensive with good colors for just about every queen and alt.

Juvia's Place Warrior 3 ($20) - best for Boleyn/Cleves/Howard/teal

Juvia's Place Wahala 2 ($36) - best for Seymour/Cleves/Parr/black/silver, with good options for Boleyn/Howard/orange too

Juvia's Place Culture ($36) - best for Boleyn/Howard/orange/pink, with good options for Parr and some silver/black alt

Juvia's Place Culture 2 ($38) - particularly good for Boleyn, but has some options for most others

Jessica Gallant's PEI Palette ($25) - Neutrals plus a base for Boleyn/Cleves/Parr

LIQUID/CREAM EYESHADOWS

MAC Paintstick ($25) Colors: Landscape Green (Boleyn), Basic Red (Cleves), Process Magenta (Howard), Marina Ultra (Parr)

Made by Mitchell Gel Glaze Cream Eyeshadow (UK link, US link) ($14) Colors: Sparky (Boleyn), For A Grey Day or Silver Fox (Seymour), For A Grey Day (Cleves) Pink Monday (Howard), Ocean Eyes or Ecliptic or Denim Dood (Parr), For a Grey Day or Silver Fox (black or silver alt), Ocean Eyes or Denim Dood or Dreaming of You (teal alt), Peachy Keen (orange alt), Sweet Beat or Peach Dusk (pink alt) - not all colors are available in every country

Danessa Myricks Colorfix Liquid Metals ($20) Colors: 24K (Aragon), Platinum (Seymour/black alt/silver alt), Gilded (orange alt)

Danessa Myricks Colorfix Foils ($20) Colors: Cosmic (Cleves), Blossom (Howard), Cosmic (black or silver alt), Mermaid (teal alt), Petals (pink alt)

Danessa Myricks Colorfix Metallics/Cream ($20) Colors: Goldmine (Aragon), Limesickle (Boleyn), Titanium or Iconic (Seymour), Magnetic or Fireworks (Parr), Titanium or Obsidian (black or silver alt), Magnetic (teal alt), Romance or Ballerina (pink alt)

Danessa Myricks Colorfix Matte ($20) Colors: Primary Yellow (Aragon), Secret Garden (Boleyn), Lift (Seymour), Primary Red (Cleves), Latte or Valentine (Howard), Primary Blue or Colbolt (Parr), Beaches (teal alt), Carrot Top (orange alt), Latte (pink alt)

Haus Labs Hy-Power Pigment Paint ($24) Colors: Charcoal Shimmer or Silver Shimmer (Seymour), Scarlet Matte (Cleves), Fuchsia Matte or Magenta Shimmer (Howard), Charcoal Shimmer or Silver Shimmer (black/silver alt)

OTHER EYE ACCENTS

Maybelline Tattoo Studio Gel Pencil ($9) Colors: Polished White or Sparkling Silver (general/Seymour/black and silver alt), Ultra Pink or Punchy Pink (Howard), Navy Bling or Deep Teal (Parr), Blue Disco or Arctic Skies (teal alt), Orange Flash (orange alt)

Fast Stroke Crystal Liner ($4) Colors: Funk (Aragon), Glitz (Seymour/silver and black alt/general highlight) - Several UK queens use this as some highlight and to fill in their glitters.

MAKEUP CRYSTALS

Designer Dust Co. Face Sparkles ($2) Colors: Green (Boleyn), White/Crystal (Seymour), Red (Cleves), Pastel Pink or Glow Pink (Howard), Blue (Parr), White/Crystal/Black (silver/black alt), Glow Blue (teal alt), Orange or Glow Orange (orange alt), Pastel Pink (pink alt) - Many of the mainland US actors use these. Keep in mind that these require a glue to apply.

Makeup Rhinestones from Amazon ($10) - I’ve seen a few of the alts use this set or a similar one. The glue is included. Has colors for all principal costumes and potentially all alt, although it depends on your preferences.

#six makeup #makeup masterpost

[marine-indie-gal]

Greek/Roman Pantheon Headcanon Voices

Ok, so after having much retconning headcanon thoughts, I’ve decided to make up a new and improve list of some headcanon voices that I had in mind for each of the Gods from both the Greek and Roman Pantheon if they were to appear in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Greek Pantheon

King Cronus - Gerald Butler (Stoick The Vast from "How To Train Your Dragon")

Queen Rhea - Angelina Jolie (Maleficent)

Salacia - Anya Taylor-Joy (Princess Peach from "The Super Mario Bros. Movie")

Emperor Zeus - Tom Ellis (Lucifer Morningstar from "Lucifer")

Lord Hades - Alan Cumming (Bog King from "Strange Magic")

Empress Hera - Cissy Jones (Lilith Clawthorne from "The Owl House")

Demeter - Helena Bonham Carter (Mayrin from "The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance")

Hestia - Deedee Magno (Pearl from "Steven Universe")

Lady Persephone -  Amy Adams (Giselle from "Enchanted")

Hermes - Ashton Kutcher (Elliot from "Open Season")

Ares - Ansel Elgort (Tommy Ross from "Carrie")

Hephaestus - Herman Tømmeraas

Aphrodite - Sydney Sweeney

Dionysus - Rhys Darby (Hypno-Potamus from "Rise of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles")

Apollo - Robert Sheehan (Klaus Hargreeves from "The Umbrella Academy")

Artemis - Hailee Steinfeld (Vi from "Arcane")

Athena - Toks Olagundoye (Mel Medarda from "Arcane")

Eris - Kristin Chenoweth (Maleficent from "Descendants")

Hecate - Bette Midler (Winifred Sanderson from "Hocus Pocus")

Hebe - Kyla Kowalewski (Anais Watterson from "The Amazing World of Gumball")

Eileithyia - Tati Gabrielle (Willow Park from "The Owl House")

Enyo - Jessica Darrow (Luisa Madrigal from "Encanto")

Zagreus - Rider Strong (Tom Lucitor from "Star vs. The Forces of Evil")

Melinoe - Claire Corlette (Sweetie Belle from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")

Pan - David Tennant (Crowley from "Good Omens")

Roman Pantheon

Lord Saturn - Idris Elba (Shere Khan from "The Jungle Book")

Lady Ops - Tilda Swinton (Alithea from "Three Thousand Years of Longing")

Emperor Jupiter - Kerry Shale (Harold Wilson from "The Amazing World of Gumball)

Lord Pluto - Brian Stokes Mitchell (Elktaur from "Centaurworld")

Empress Juno - Georgina Leahy (Stella Goetia from "Helluva Boss")

Ceres -  Anne Hathaway (Queen Mirana from "Alice in Wonderland")

Vesta - Ella Kenion (Delilah from "101 Dalmatian Street")

Lady Proserpina - Mia Wasikowska (Alice from "Alice in Wonderland")

Mercury - Alex Hirsch (King from "The Owl House")

Mars - Michael Kovach (Niles from "SMG4")

Vulcan - Daniel Sharman (Troy Otto from "Fear The Walking Dead")

Venus - Natasia Demetriou (Cala Maria from "The Cuphead Show")

Bacchus - Dana Snyder (Gazpacho from "Chowder")

Phoebus - Marcus Scribner (Bow from "She-Ra and The Princess of Power")

Diana - Zendaya

Minerva - Tabitha St. Germain (Princess Luna from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")

Discordia - Zoe Moss (Baroness Von Bon Bon from "The Cuphead Show")

Trivia - Miranda Richardson (Lady Van Tassel from "Sleepy Hollow")

Juventas - Andrea Libman (Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic")

Lucina - Erica Lindbeck (Emira Blight from "The Owl House")

Bellona - Elizabeth Banks (Lucy "Wyldstyle" from "The Lego Movie")

Plutus - Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy from the "Harry Potter" film series)

Macaria - Lilly Bartlam (Skye from "Paw Patrol")

Faunus - Kayvan Novak (Nandor from "What We Do In The Shadows")

Sea Heirs

Proteus - Jack Dylan Grazer (Alberto Scorfano from "Luca")

Benthesikyme - Elle Fanning (Aurora from "Maleficent")

Kymopoleia - Sophia Lillis (Beverly Marsh from "IT")

Rhode - Dakota Fanning (Coraline Jones from "Coraline")

Isabelle - Anna Kendrick (Poppy from "Trolls")

Ruby - Sofia Carson (Pipp Petals from "My Little Pony: A New Generation")

#indie text #spongebob squarepants #the spongebob squarepants movie #the spongebob movie sponge on the run #sponge on the run #headcanon #headcanon voices

[droughtofapathy]

The Gilded Age's Broadway Divas: Mrs. Bruce (Celia Keenan-Bolger)

Despite having a largely underdeveloped Downstairs role in The Gilded Age, Mrs. Bruce runs the Russell household like a tight ship. From averting near-disastrous soup escapades, to catching escaped dogs in the dusty streets, she approaches her job with no-nonsense competence, all while totally unable to reach the high shelves.

For the first time, Celia Keenan-Bolger (45) has broken free of her child typecast cage to play a fully grown adult with adult responsibilities and it must be such a thrill for her. Those unfamiliar with Celia may not be aware of her illustrious career playing children on Broadway as a grown adult.

In 2005, Celia (26) made her Broadway debut in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee as twelve-year-old Olive Ostrovsky, a precocious spelling bee contestant who should have won, dammit, and I'll die on that hill. In 2011, she (31) played thirteen-year-old Molly Aster in Peter and the Starcatcher, nominated for a Tony the same year as her brother Andrew Keenan-Bolger (Newsies). In 2018, she (40) starred in To Kill a Mockingbird as six-to-nine-year-old Scout Finch, for which she won a Tony. This coming spring, Celia (46) will once again be a child on Broadway as she takes on the role of Jessica Lange's teenaged daughter in Mother Play. (List non-exhaustive)

#1: "Green Finch and Linnet Birds," Sweeney Todd (2002)

In one of her earliest professional roles, Celia (24) takes on sixteen-year-old Johanna Barker, the daughter of the titular Sweeney Todd, who has become Judge Turpin's ward. This is not great for her. But the role was. Too often, this particular song gets the short end of the stick. It's long, slow, and very high, yet Celia approaches it with a controlled vibrato that makes us all sigh in relief.

The Kennedy Center production featured a fantastic cast, including Mary Beth Peil as The Beggar Woman, Broadway's Leading Man Brian Stokes Mitchell as Sweeney Todd, and our very own Agnes van Rhijn, Christine Baranski as Mrs. Lovett.

#2: The Light in the Piazza - Pre-Broadway (2003)

Before Kelli O'Hara took on the role of Clara Johnson, a young woman whose mental development stunted at age twelve after being kicked by a horse, the role belonged to Celia Keenan-Bolger (25). Ultimately, when the production moved on from Chicago, the creative team decided they wanted a Clara who was a little older. Kelli, who had been playing Francesca, the sister-in-law, was unwilling to "steal" a role from someone she considered a dear friend, but either way, Celia was out, so Kelli was in with minimal damage to their friendship, which persists today.

However. Some years later, when South Pacific was auditioning their Nellie Forbush actresses, the final three came down to Kelli O'Hara (who got it), Celia Keenan-Bolger, and Victoria Clark, who won a Tony for playing Margaret, Clara's mother, in Piazza. Talk about awkward.

#3: "The I Love You Song," The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee (2005)

Losing out on Clara wasn't all thunderclouds for Celia (26). Shortly after, she landed a role in the off-Broadway production of Spelling Bee, and when it transferred to Broadway, she received her first Tony nomination.

In this scene, Olive sings the most heartbreaking and beautiful number in the entire show. It is just devastating. Up until this point, the show is a barrel of laughs, and then suddenly you're sobbing your eyes out over a lonely little girl in a bad home situation.

Will Celia Keenan-Bolger ever be allowed to play an adult again? How long until she is no longer able to play children? How did she get the role of Mrs. Bruce if she's only allowed to play kids? All questions we have no answers to.

LINK TO MASTERPOST

#the gilded age #mrs. bruce #celia keenan-bolger #the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee #the light in the piazza #sweeney todd #broadway #musical theatre #she is five-foot even and still five inches taller than me

[dear-indies]

Hey there! Could i have some faceclaim recommendations for a white, dark-haired woman aged 30-35? Any hair length and eye color. Please and thank you.

Jessica Brown Findlay (1987)

Heida Reed (1988)

Úrsula Corberó (1989)

Jennie Jacques (1989)

Adelaide Kane (1990) - is bisexual, has generalised anxiety disorder and ADHD.

Monica Barbaro (1990)

Gaite Jansen (1991)

Sofia Black-D'Elia (1991) Ashkenazi Jewish / Italian.

Eve Hewson (1991) - has spoken up for ceasefire!

Poppy Drayton (1991)

Kaya Scodelario (1992)

Mary Chieffo (1992) - is demisexual and a lesbian.

Laysla De Oliveira (1992) Brazilian [Portuguese, some Croatian, other].

Rosa Robson (1992)

Cassandra Naud (1992)

Joana Ribeiro (1992) - has spoken up for Palestine!

Maia Mitchell (1993) - has spoken up for Palestine!

Aisling Franciosi (1993)

Annabelle Attanasio (1993)

Adèle Exarchopoulos (1993)

Jesse James Keitel (1993) - is trans.

Hope this helps you out, anon!

#fc help #rph #rpc

[paigemathews]

Getting close to the end of that list now, but for the February ficlets prompt:

a charmed one with their ex bf in an unexpected situation (gen, again dealers choice of who)

Pairing: Paige Matthews & Glen Belland

Background Pairings: Paige Matthews/Henry Mitchell & Glen Belland/Jessica Belland

"Paige!"

The call was loud enough that several people looked over in annoyance, but Paige couldn't have cared less. Glen swept her into a hug while she laughed against his shoulder.

It'd been ages since she'd seen him, and so much had happened since. He seemed to agree as he pulled back, hands on her shoulders, and demanded, "You faked your death?"

"I can explain!" Paige immediately exclaimed.

"And were working for Homeland Security? When did that happen? And-" Finally noticing Henry standing behind Paige, he furrowed his brow and nodded towards him. "And whose that?"

Stepping back, Paige couldn't help her uncharacteristically shy smile as she introduced him. "Henry, this is Glen, my best friend. Glen, this is Henry. My husband."

"What?" Glen squawked.

#charmed #asks #starlightandsunshine #paige matthews #glen belland #paige & glen #february ficlets #i always wanted them to do more with their friendship tbh #and i'd love to see paige catching glen up on everything that happened in s8 #i might continue this later on but please just know that jessica #who had to spend so much time comforting her husband over his ebst friend's death #is ELATED that paige is alive (and also married and no longer interested in glen) #bc paige and glen were childhood best friends i mean #he was there for paige when her parents died and they went to kindegarden together and she immediately told him about the witch thing #like they were so close and i feel like her death would have deeply hurt him so jessica is happy bc she still doesn't really like paige #(which i mean valid and i think will be fine after they interact more when paige is not so fucking bewitched) but she didnt want her dead #idk i just have thoughts on the relationships with paige and glen and how it should translate into next gen #wait i should bring the bellands into the next gen actually bc like. paige and glen are besties?? #and i mean i still have billie and the morris family and derek around the halliwells #hell the montanas and marks are around too #so why not bring in canonically one of paige's best friends y'lnow?

[helpersofindie]

Hello lovely helpers!! <3 May I please ask for some POC female faceclaims? Between 21-40? Who have those bad bitch vibes, strong and alluring, please? Thank you so much for your kindness <3 :)

under the cut, you can find 165 woc faceclaims who i think fit the vibe! i hope this helps!

maitreyi ramakrishnan (21)

josie totah (21) — josie is a trans woman!

miah madden (21)

rowan blanchard (21)

halle bailey (22)

yara shahidi (22)

chandler kinney (22)

dara renee (22)

anna lambe (22)

tarayummy (22)

daniella perkins (22)

sofia bryant (23)

megan suri (23)

alycia pascual pena (23)

braydee cardinal (23)

imani lewis (23)

china anne mcclain (24)

chloe bailey (24)

madison bailey (24)

diamond white (24)

shina novalinga (24)

paris berelc (24)

brianne tju (24)

madison pettis (24)

antonia gentry (25)

coco jones (25)

lana condor (25)

alisha boe (25)

sydney park (25)

alyah chanelle scott (25)

becky g (25)

banita sandhu (25)

amber midthunder (25)

kiana lede (25)

rosé (25)

normani (26)

zendaya (26)

samantha logan (26)

joy sunday (26)

chase sui wonders (26)

madeleine madden (26)

anya chalotra (26)

brittany o’grady (26)

fernanda ly (26)

imaan hammam (26)

leah lewis (26)

park soobin (26)

pia mia (26)

snitcherty (26)

bree kish (26)

cierra ramirez (27)

courtney eaton (27)

tati gabrielle (27)

haskiri velazquez (27)

jennie kim (27)

megan thee stallion (27)

aslihan malbora (27)

im nayeon (27)

zion moreno (27) — zion is a trans woman!

adeline rudolph (27)

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#fc help #woc fc #fcoc help #rph #rpt #indie rph #diana #answered #** #anonymous

[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

Ranking Every Taskmaster Contestant*

Just a list I’ve worked on for the last few years in my drafts and never published, because why would anyone bother to do this without write-ups or statistics, without ever being asked to do it in the first place? But, it’s time to just get it out there.

Basically I judged this on: were they fun to watch, did they bring a character to the show I enjoyed, did they seem to enjoy it themselves, or did they seem to care at all? 

I noticed a few patterns. My least favorite seem to be the women who showed up and didn’t really have any familiarity with the show or any interest in competing. Just up from there is a grouping of hapless middle-aged men who I felt weird watching as they failed. 

On the other hand, if they were too competitive, I didn’t appreciate that, either. I feel bad putting Ed Gamble down at #20—I listen to him on two podcasts, but he was way too aggressively competitive in Taskmaster. It’s also part of why Iain Sterling, who otherwise would’ve had a higher spot on the list just by nature of being Scottish, but he really made an ass of himself throughout Series 8. 

Bias is probably the reason my #1 is my #1. A major theme of many of my top favorites seems to be that they are lanky, smart-dumbass types. 

I know there are several people will disagree with me on. Would love to hear what y’all think! 

Anyway, here it is, updated through season 14.

James Acaster 

Jessica Knappett

Liza Tarbuck

Mike Wozniak

Sarah Kendall

Sara Pascoe

Sally Phillips

Morgana Robinson

Rose Matafeo

Noel Fielding 

Bob Mortimer 

Joe Lycett

Joe Thomas

Fern Brady

Nish Kumar 

Sian Gibson

Romesh Ranganathan

Charlotte Richie

Desiree Burch

Ed Gamble

Sophie Duker

Sarah Millican

Aisling Bea

Asim Chaudhry

Lolly Adefope

Phil Wang 

Dara Ó Briain

Mawaan Rizwan

Chris Ramsey

Russell Howard

Bridget Christie

Katy Wix

Jamali Maddix

Rob Beckett

Josh Widdicombe

Munya Chawawa

Kerry Godliman

Doc Brown

Dave Gorman

Ardal O’Hanlon

Alice Levine

Alan Davies

Paul Sinha

Guz Khan

Al Murray

Jon Richardson

Victoria Coren Mitchell

Iain Sterling

Rhod Gilbert

Richard Osman

Frank Skinner

Hugh Dennis

Mark Watson

David Baddiel

Katherine Ryan

Lou Sanders

Richard Herring

Tim Key

Lee Mack

Joe Wilkinson

Paul Chowdhry

Mel Giedroyc

Johnny Vegas

John Kearns

Tim Vine

Catherine Parkinson

Judi Love

Roisin Canaty

Jo Brand

Daisy May Cooper

*Does not include New Year Treats or any international versions. I’ve only watched Taskmaster UK, I swear someday I’ll get to NZ and Australia! (I have tried Finland but it didn’t stick for whatever reason.)

#taskmaster #taskmaster UK #totally made up. no rubric. #purely subjective. like the taskmaster would want it

[noratilney]

Fancast Friday #3: Might Tell You Tonight

THE STANDISHES (Delilah, Charlotte, Alicia, Abby, Andrew)

Juno Temple as Delilah Standish

Brianne Howey as Charlotte Standish

Aisha Dee as Alicia Jordan

Sofia Carson as Abigail Abby Cardenas

Diesel La Torraca as Andrew Elliott

THE COHENS (Gabriel, Isaac, Emmie)

Anthony Natale as Gabriel Cohen

Sean Berdy as Isaac Cohen

Elodie Blomfield as Emmie Cohen

MYSTIC FALLS HIGH

FRESHMEN (

SOPHOMORES

Isabel Durant as Kelsey Baker

Vanessa Marano as Alexis Barnes

Cameron Boyce as Anthony Cartullo

Owen Patrick Joyner as Peter Chase

Felix Mallard as Nathan Cooper

Connor Paolo as Brandon Edgecombe

Gage Golightly as Lauren Grant

Becca Tobin as Emily Gregory

China McClain as Morgan Hayden

Claudia Lee as Jessica Hollis

X

Taylor Momsen as Claire Honeycutt

X

Dove Cameron as Delia Honeycutt

Iman Meskini as Laila Kamoun

Maya Hawke as Rachel Kuschner

Dominic Sherwood as Jeffrey Lambert

Nicole Maines as Mary Lawrence

Curran Walters as Jason Matthews

X

Katie Stevens as Rory McGovern

Peyton Meyer as Connor Miller

Dylan Llewellyn as Evan Parry

X

Emilija Baranac as Jennifer Nielsen

Mitchell Hope as Benjamin Peterson

Victoria Justice as Michelle Porter

Brenna D'Amico as Stephanie Rand

Elise Bauman as Melissa Roberts

X

Sofia Black D’Elia as Hannah Sheridan

Eli Brown as Corey Wilson

Arden Cho as ? Wong

Casey Cott as Adam ?

X

Ashleigh Murray as Courtney ?

X

Kit Young as ?

X

Jordan Fisher as ?

X

Barrett Carnahan as ?

X

Nathaniel James Potvin as ?

X

Isabel May as ?

as Tristan ?

X

as Michael ?

X

as Daniel ?

X

as Josh ?

X

as Eli ?

JUNIORS (

X

Madison McLaughlin as Miranda Carter

X

Vanessa Hudgens as Veronica Delgado

X

Ross Lynch as Bryce Honeycutt

X

Danielle Galligan as Kristin Lieberman

X

Mae Whitman as Natalie Piper

X

Matthew Daddario as Scott Tucker

Willa Holland as Amy ?

SENIORS (

X

Sophie Cookson as Melanie Anderson

X

Chord Overstreet as Frederick Dean Honeycutt

X

Brenton Thwaites as Jesse ?

DELILAH’S BOOK CLUB

JoAnna García Swisher as ?, mom of ?, aged eight and ?, age six

Michaela Conlin as ?, mom of ?, aged nine

Anna Torv as ?, mom of ?, aged eleven, ?, age nine, and ?, age six

OTHERS (Mary McCullough, Joanna Fell)

Rachel McAdams as Mary McCullough

Sharon Belle as Joanna Fell

#fancast fridays #fancasting #might tell you tonight

[blaseballshipbracket]

BLASEBALL SHIP BRACKET ROUND 2

64 ships enter, one ship leaves! who will reign supreme? how will your faves fare? it's a tlournament for the ages!

this is the second round of the bracket. round 1 ran 03/30-04/06 - check out the results here. thank you to everyone who has voted so far! this round will run for a week starting sunday, 04/09. propaganda still encouraged, tag me if you'd like me to reblog something!

ROUND 2 MATCHUPS:

Leon Duncan/Andrew Trebek VS Finn James/Kennedy Loser

Flattery McKinley/Niq Nyong'o VS Tillman Henderson/Declan Suzanne

Baldwin Breadwinner/Alyssa Harrell VS Dominic Marijuana/Andrew Solis

Pedro Davids/Valentine Games VS Baby Triumphant/Castillo Turner

Yosh Carpenter/Sebastian Woodman VS Mcdowell Mason/Sexton Wheerer

Eugenia Garbage/Ziwa Mueller VS Caleb Alvarado/Isaac Johnson

Brock Forbes/Adalberto Tosser VS Lenny Marijuana/Chorby Short

Margarito Nava/Nic Winkler VS Inez Owens/Bees Taswell

Tyreek Olive/Landry Violence VS Val Hitherto/Nerd Pacheco

Luis Acevedo/Tot Clark VS The San Francisco Lovers

Famous Owens/Mclaughlin Scorpler VS Nerd Pacheco/Lars Taylor

Nagomi Mcdaniel/York Silk's Mom VS Jacob Haynes/Alaynabella Hollywood/Moses Mason

Jaylen Hotdogfingers/Jessica Telephone VS Sandford Garner/Don Mitchell

Rivers Rosa/Lou Roseheart VS Declan Suzanne/Edric Tosser/Baby Triumphant

Cornelius Games/Richardson Games VS Shannon Chamberlain/Kennedy Loser

Caligula Lotus/Beck Whitney VS Summers Preston/Stephanie Winters

#round 2 #blaseball #blaseball ship bracket #bracket #tumblr tournament #masterpost #once again links will be added tomorrow

[grigori77]

Movies of 2022 - My Summer Rundown (Part 1)

The Runners-up:

20.  DAY SHIFT – Neflix Originals continue to plug the cinematic gaps where needed with an array of impressive (frequently OTT fun) alternatives to big screen adventures, and this bonkers action horror throwback from the makers of the John Wick movies is a pedigree example of this particularly hardy breed.  Jamie Foxx is clearly having a blast chewing the scenery as Bub, the super-violent vampire hunter looking to get back into the good graces of the big-business Los Angeles hunters’ guild that kicked him out for being too overzealous.

19.  TOP GUN: MAVERICK – After a ton of Pandemic-based delays, the long-overdue sequel to Tony Scott’s heavyweight blockbuster popcorn magnet finally arrived to significant fanfare and great box office returns, and despite the inevitable anti-US war-machine grumblings it turned out to be well worth the wait. Tom Cruise steps back into the role that MADE HIS CAREER like he’s never been away as hotshot US Navy fighter ace Pete “Maverick” Mitchell returns to the elite fighter school to train a squadron of young pilots for a desperate secret mission.  Tron: Legacy and Oblivion director Joseph Kosinski delivers thrills and spectacle by the bucketload in a bona fide rollercoaster ride that EASILY does the original justice.

18.  VENGEANCE – I love it when a sneaky smart little indie comes out of nowhere to blow me away, and this deeply satirical black comedy is a DOOZY.  B.J. Novak (The Office) makes his writer-director debut while also starring as aspiring elitist New York podcaster Ben Manalowitz, who hits upon a potential scoop when he winds up in smalltown Texas to attend the funeral of one of his former random hook-ups only to discover her family, led by her big brother Ty (an on-fire Boyd Holbrook), are convinced she was murdered.

17.  MEN – In truth more of AN EXPERIENCE than a film, this twisted existential horror fantasy is one of those movie’s you’re probably only gonna want to watch ONCE, but it’s also definitely one of those movies you REALLY SHOULD see.  Ex-Machina and Annihilation writer-director Alex Garland has put together his most full-on balls-tripping madass feature to date with this fundamentally ODD film about Harper (Wild Rose’s Jessie Buckley), a deeply troubled new widow who’s vacationing alone in a quaint English country house, only to find herself terrorised by a succession of seemingly demonic men who all have the same face (the immensely talented Rory Kinnear delivering one of the best and most impressively varied turns I’ve ever seen him deliver).

16.  SAMARITAN – Overlord director Julius Avery has delivered another cracker with this gleefully inventive and explosively robust alternative take on a superhero movie in which Sylvester Stallone lands one of his most interesting and meaty roles IN AGES as the titular former superpowered crime fighter who finds himself dragged out of his long self-imposed social exile by twelve year-old fanboy Sam (Euphoria’s Javon Walton) when local aspiring crime-boss Cyrus (a typically mesmerising Pilou Asbæk) attempts to spur a citywide uprising.

15.  LIGHTYEAR – Disney/Pixar bring the high-powered origin story of Toy Story’s intergalactic hero Buzz Lightyear to the big screen in fine style in this all-action animated sci-fi treat that sees Chris Evans take on another iconic role after ending his tenure as Captain America with his usual enthusiastic, large-than-life aplomb.  Finding Dory director Angus MacLane delivers thrills, spills and deep belly-laughs as Buzz and a ragtag crew of less-than-prime Space Rangers (which includes a wonderfully game Taika Waititi) fight to save their world from the threat of Zurg …

14.  THE FORGIVEN – Masterful writer-director John Michael McDonaugh (The Guard, Calvary) delivers an emotionally charged and deeply resonant psychological slow-burn thriller adapted from Lawrence Osborne’s acclaimed novel.  Ralph Fiennes and Jessica Chastain both deliver spellbindingly complex performances as the souring upper class couple faced with a crushing moral quandary after accidentally running over a boy in the Moroccan desert on their way to a high society party held by Matt Smith’s idle rich socialite.

13.  BEAST – Idris Elba is at his usual charismatic-yet-vulnerable best as out-of-his-depth Dr Nate Samuels, the father of two wilful teenage girls who finds himself fighting to protect his family from a ferocious rogue lion while visiting old friend Martin (Sharlto Copley), a wildlife biologist working in the South African bush.  Director Baltasar Kormakur has made quite a career shepherding man-against-nature thrillers to the big screen (The Deep, Everest, Adrift), so he’s more than capable of delivering on the super-tense thrills required here.

12.  FIRESTARTER – The second big screen adaptation of one of Stephen King’s most criminally underrated novels may have tanked at the box office (then again, its simultaneous streaming release on Peacock can’t have helped) and been largely panned by critics, but I thought it was a rousing success.  Zac Efron is darkly charismatic as telepathic fugitive Andy McGee, determined to keep his troubled pre-teen pyrokinetic daughter Charlie (The Tomorrow War’s Ryan Keira Armstrong) out of the clutches of the clandestine government outfit looking to profit from her potentially devastating powers, with Keith Thomas (director of acclaimed indie horror The Vigil) bringing Halloween Kills writer Scott Teems’ tight, taut and rewardingly stripped-back script to compelling life.

11.  THE SEA BEAST – Neflix made an impressive stab at grabbing the animation crown for the summer with this wildly-inventive and thoroughly rewarding nautical family adventure fantasy set in a world where a whole society has grown up around the hunting of massive sea monsters.  The classic pirate cinema conventions are paid suitably rip-roaring tribute as we follow Karl Urban and Jared Harris’ salty buccaneers on their quest to bring down the fearsome Red Bluster, only to discover what they’ve been brought up believing could be very wrong indeed …

#movies 2022 #2022 in movies #day shift #day shift movie #netflix day shift #top gun maverick #vengeance #vengeance movie #vengeance 2022 #men #men 2022 #alex garland men #samaritan #samaritan movie #lightyear #lightyear movie #the forgiven #the forgiven movie #the forgiven 2022 #beast #beast movie #beast 2022 #firestarter #firestarter 2022 #the sea beast

[popentertainment-moviereviews]

MARLOWE (2023)

Starring Liam Neeson, Diane Kruger, Jessica Lange, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Ian Hart, Colm Meaney, Daniela Melchior, François Arnaud, Seána Kerslake, Danny Huston, Alan Cumming, Patrick Muldoon, Ian Hart, Jose Manuel Maciá, Roberto Peralta Maya, Stella Stocker, Michael Strelow, Julius Cotter, Mitchell Mullen and Kim DeLonghi.

Screenplay by William Monahan.

Directed by Neil Jordan.

Distributed by Open Road Films. 110 minutes. Rated R.

It takes a certain amount of bravery to play a character who has previously been portrayed by Dick Powell, Robert Mitchum, Elliott Gould and particularly Humphrey Bogart. Liam Neeson is a good enough actor that he should be up to the challenge – despite his recent wallowing in cheesy action features – however, he never feels really comfortable playing Raymond Chandler’s noir gumshoe Philip Marlowe.

Although the character has been at the center of many Hollywood classics like The Big Sleep, Farewell My Lovely, The Long Goodbye and Murder My Sweet, Marlowe is the first major (well sort of major) motion picture to feature the character in over 40 years. Also, Marlowe is not based on one of the classic Raymond Chandler tales, instead it is based on the 2014 novel The Black-Eyed Blonde by Benjamin Black, one of many Marlowe novels authorized by Chandler’s estate.

What can you say? Marlowe is no Big Sleep.

It’s okay, even perhaps a good thing, to try to resurrect a mostly forgotten style like film noir. Sadly, despite having the trappings of the genre – tough guys, femme fatales, private dicks in smart fedoras, twisty crime narratives – Marlowe mostly loses the noir. Instead, it’s a sepia-toned museum piece, one that appreciates the dark style but cannot seem to capture or advance it. (Like, say, a better backwards-gazing noir tribute like Chinatown.)

Instead, Marlowe trots out the old cliches in a slightly detached but stylish manner and never quite engages its audience.

Also, the very tonally necessary role of the city of Los Angeles in the 1930s – so important for both the genre and also this specific story – is played by Barcelona, which is a beautiful city, but looks little like LA.

As these films so often do, Marlowe opens with the gumshoe being approached in his office by a mysterious blonde with a case – one that is not exactly what she makes it seem. I’m a huge fan of Diane Krueger as an actress, but she feels uncomfortable in the femme fatale role of Clare.

But then again, as stated earlier Neeson is a terrific actor, but also wrong for Marlowe. He is honestly a little too old for the role. Also, his character is too accommodating, too prone to apologize, too timid – at least until the script required that Marlowe administer a Taken-style beat down on assorted bad guys. (Phillip Marlowe is known for his tough guy exterior, but not necessarily for fighting his way through a case.)

The rest of the sterling cast comes out looking better. Danny Huston and Alan Cummings are suitably oily as local gangsters, and Jessica Lange pretty much steals the picture as Clare’s mother, an aging and very cynical film star who is used to getting her way.

The mystery itself is strangely very complex and yet at the same time not overly intriguing or surprising. However, despite the fact that most of this doesn’t look all that much like Los Angeles, the film looks great. It is directed with workman-like economy by Neil Jordan (Mona Lisa, The Crying Game).

Listen, I think it’s great that someone decided to revive the mostly moribund film noir genre. And frankly, Marlowe may have been easier to take had they just made it about a random LA shamus, rather than making it about one of the most iconic names in the genre. At the very least, critics and fans would not feel as much need to compare it to the stories that came before.

Jay S. Jacobs

Copyright ©2023 PopEntertainment.com. All rights reserved. Posted: February 15, 2023.

#Marlowe #2023 #Movie Reviews #Liam Neeson #Jay S. Jacobs

[shesholy]

𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖔𝖓𝖊     .     initial     .

full     name:     miranda     luce     jordan     . nicknames,     aliases:    

randi     .

murundies     .     (          dj     name     ,     with     funny     backstory          )

mj     .   

age:     twenty     -     four     . date     of     birth:     january     first     . place     of     birth:     dallas     ,     texas     . nationality:     american     . ethnicity:     white     (          german     ,     scottish          )     ,     black     (         african     -     american          )    . languages     spoken:     english     ,     american     sign     language     .

zodiac     sign:     capricorn     . hogwarts     house:     gryffindor     . myers     -    briggs:    tba     .

occupation:     dj     ,     singer     -     songwriter     ,     and     model     . career     claims:     rihanna     and     summer  walker     (          singing          )     .

(          you     can     find     her     discography     here     .          )

height:    five     foot     ten     . weight:    130     lbs     . tattoos,     piercings:    same     as     faceclaim     .

adoptive     father:     mitchell     jordan     (          fifty     -     five          )     ,     an     american     oil     tycoon     .     relationship     :     tba     .   adoptive     mother:     alicia     jordan     nee     fowler     (          fifty     -     two          )     ,     an     american     philanthropist     and     owner     of     a     real     estate     group     .    relationship     :    tba     . sibling:     connor     jordan     (          twenty     -     three          )     ,     an     american     football     player     .     relationship     :     tba     .   pets:     tba     .

gender:    cis     female     . pronouns:     she     /     her     . orientation:     bisexual     . status:     single     . past     relationships:

carter     talbot     .     (          d.     tba     ,     pr     relationship          )

maiya     kennedy     .     (          d.     tba          )

𝖑𝖆𝖞𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖜𝖔     .     background     .

chara   inspo     :     rihanna     ,     jessica     day     (       new  girl       )     .

much  of  her  early  life  she  doesn’t  remember  .  the  first  six  years  of  her  life  spent  jumping  from  foster  home  to  foster  home  .  blocking  those  days  out  for  sanity’s  sake .  it  wasn’t  until  alicia  and  mitchell  jordan  did  an  ancestry  match  that  they  found  mitchell’s  niece  ,  miranda  .  they  brought  her  into  their  home  ,  loved  her  like  she  was  their  own  daughter  .  there  was  never  a  day  after  her  first  day  with  them  that  she  felt  anything  less  than  like  their  daughter  .  she  loved  them  as  if  they  were  her  biological  parents  .  from  then  on  ,  life  was  seemingly  handed  over  to  her  on  a  silver  platter  .  an  undercover  snob  .  

miranda  is  the  first  to  deny  that  the  luxuries  that  come  with  being  a  jordan  have  effected  her  psyche  ,  but  if  she  grows  comfortable  around  you  ,  you  will  see  she  can  trump  just  about  anyone  when  it  comes  to  having  an  elitist  mentality  .  it’s  not  something  she’d  proud  of  but  she  also  puts  no  effort  into  changing  that  about  herself  ;  likely  because  she  holds  this  holier  than  thou  mentality  that  lends  her  to  believe  she  knows  best  .  despite  this  ,  she  always  means  well  .  she  is  the  type  to  take  the  shirt  off  her  back  and  give  it  to  you  ,  but  she  expects  a  lengthy  thank  you  ,  in  return  .  

she’s  always  been  rather  bubbly  ,  her  parents  always  wanting  for  her  to  be  her  truest  form  of  herself  .  she’s  a  dork  and  unapologetically  so  .  she  became  a  little  more  subdued  when  she  came  into  the  industry  though  ,  her  agents  staunchly  believing  her  personality  didn’t  particularly  match  what  they  were  trying  to  sell  .  she’s  struggled  over  the  years  with  showing  too  much  of  her  personality  in  public  settings  and  not  showing  enough  of  it  ,  sometimes  facing  fans  and  the  like  claiming  she’s  fake  .  because  of  this  she’s  become  a  bit  of  a  spitefire  at  times  ,  feeling  as  if  she  needs  to  be  on  the  defense  when  push  comes  to  shove  .  it’s  a  hard  pill  to  swallow  at  times  but  she  tries  her  best  to  follow  her  teams  instructions  because  they’ve  gotten  her  this  far  .  

as  a  teenager  she  was  pushed  to  do  what  she  wanted  ,  to  be  as  creative  as  possible  and  so  at  her  private  school  she  quickly  became  known  as  the  musician  of  the  school  .  it  was  at  fourteen  that  one  of  her  song  sos  went  viral  ,  only  meant  to  be  for  a  school  talent  show  but  when  the  performance  was  uploaded  to  youtube  the  world  took  notice  .  opting  to  continue  and  work  on  her  craft  at  school  with  her  friends  instead  of  getting  swept  up  in  all  the  hype  from  one  song  .  it  wasn’t  until  she  dropped  out  of  highschool  at  seventeen  to  follow  her  dreams  ,  a  real  cliche  that  makes  her  even  cringe  at  times  ,  that  everyone  remembered  she  was  the  girl  behind  the  chart  top  song  all  those  years  ago  .  that  didn’t  do  much  to  move  the  needle  in  her  favor  though  .  moving  from  texas  to  california  ,  modeling  came  as  a  way  into  the  industry  ,  surprisingly  .  getting  scouted  at  random  on  melrose  .  after  her  first  couple  of  jobs  she  found  a  place  among  socialites  and  youtubers  and  ended  up  picking  up  djing  at  influencer  events  .  after  a  few  events  she  got  the  attention  of  calvin  harris  who  pulled  her  under  his  wing  .  before  she  knew  it  she  was  headlining  edm  show  all  over  the  country  .  it  was  like  a  dream  ,  but  it  still  wasn’t  what  she  came  to  hollywood  for  .  she  really  wanted  to  get  her  music  out  there  and  now  she  had  the  following  to  do  so  .  at  twenty  she  released  her  first  album  ,  as  a  vocalist  .  awarding  her  breakout  artist  of  the  year  at  that  years  grammys  along  with  a  few  other  accolades  to  follow  .  

now  she  is  four  albums  into  her  career  with  nearly  double  the  amount  of  tours  under  her  belt  and  considered  one  of  the  most  iconic  artists  of  this  generation  .  it’s  all  she’s  ever  wanted  and  there  isn’t  a  thing  in  this  world  that  she’d  let  get  in  the  way  of  her  career  .  she  worked  too  hard  for  .               

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VAMPIRE COUPLE KILLS AN INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL: THE TRAGIC MURDER OF STACEY MITCHELL

WHO WAS STACEY MITCHELL?

Not much is known about Stacey Mitchell's childhood. She was born in 1990 and lived in Dorset in the UK with her loving parents, older brother, and two younger sisters. When she was ten years old they moved to Australia. She was known as a friendly, kind, outgoing person. However, when she was sixteen years old, she and her parents began to argue a lot, and Stacey decided it was time to run away from home. She was reported missing on December 13th 2007. A mutual friend introduced Stacey to her future killers Valerie Parashumti, 19,  and Jessica Stasinowsky, 21. The couple allowed Stacey to move in, and pretended to be her friends.

THE TROUBLED COUPLE

Jessica’s parents divorced when she was young, and she allegedly had a very lonely childhood. She ran away from home, lived on the street, got involved with drugs, and made her money by prostitution. She also had a history of cutting and burning herself, and generally felt emotionless.

Valerie was physically abused by her father from the ages of 3-16, and she had to protect her three younger siblings from his wrath. At one point her father went to prison for beating their mother. She began having most of her problems after her parents divorced in 2004. Around this time she also suffered with a few head injuries. The court also described her as a sexual sadist and became aroused by torture and blood. Valerie has been part of a vampire subculture since she was ten years old, and admitted that she enjoyed drinking human blood.

Together, they were a disaster in the making.

LEADING UP TO THE MURDER

Stacey only knew these girls for five days. Within such a very short time, these women decided to plot for her murder. It took five days to carry out their plan, but they already decided after ONE single day of knowing Stacey, that she just “had to go.” The girls both found Stacey to simply be annoying, but the main reason for the murder was due to jealousy. Jessica saw Stacey’s behavior was flirtatious towards Valerie, when in reality she was just trying to fit in. Jessica brought up her jealous feelings to her lover Valerie, and instead of simply kicking Stacey out and sending her back to her parents, Valerie decided to prove her love by killing her. The pair wrote down everything they’d need for this murder, and decided to throw a fake party as a girls night. They’d drug her and get her so drunk that she wouldn’t be able to fight back or run away.

HE KNEW OF THEIR PLAN AND MADE NO ATTEMPT TO STOP IT

David Haynes, 27, was another roommate. The day before the murder he found out about the deadly duo’s plan. David told them that Stacey made “distressing” comments about one of his male friends. This news just annoyed them even more. Valerie told him, “No one should destroy your happiness, and you kill anyone who doesn’t. He chuckled at this comment and told her that it was a great idea, but he can think of much better people to kill instead of Stacey. Later that same day David walked in on Jessica grinding up glass and asked her what she was doing with it. Jessica was completely honest and informed him that she planned to put the glass into Stacey’s drink to cause her an “agonizing death.” David warned her that causing an agonizing death might alert the neighbors. Jessica laughed in response and said, “don’t worry, I’ll just bury her head in the ground to shut her up.” The duo tried to get him involved in their murder, but he promptly declined. However, he made no attempt to report their plan to the police, and instead decided to simply ignore it, even though it was going down in his own home.

THE MURDER

On December 18th David locked himself up in his room and blasted his music. Jessica had already given Stacey a date rape drug, however she told Stacey it was ecstacy. The duo were sitting in the kitchen taking shots of whisky and taking Stilnox tablets. Sitting there with them was poor Stacey, completely out of it, and not aware at all that these two monsters next to her were about to attack her. Just a little while later, David heard one of the women yell” NOW NOW NOW,” and heard Stacey crying for help. Instead of helping her, he decided to flee the home. Valerie bludgeoned Stacey in the back of the head with a concrete slab. She hit her so hard that the slab broke in half, and the assault continued. Jessica joined in on the assault and took off her belt and used it to strangle Stacey. This vicious attack went on for 45 minutes before she died. The couple celebrated what they did by standing over Stacey’s dead body and kissed.

THE MURDER VIDEO

The duo wanted to document their murder by recording it on one of their cell phones. In the video they show the murder scene, where they buried her body, and they were mocking Stacey's British accent and generally talked very badly about her. Stacey’s body was put into a wheelie bin and stored in their shed. After David came back home the three of them went to a local hardware store to try and sell the things they used in the murder, which were a chainsaw and spades. Sadly, Stacey had reconciled with her parents and informed them that she’d be coming home the next day.

PRISON

Valerie, Jessica, and David all plead guilty to the murder. David was only given a two year sentence for being an accessory. However, in March 2008, both girls were sentenced to life in a strict security prison, as neither of them showed an ounce of remorse, and were smirking and laughing throughout their trial. The duo remained in contact by using Catherine Birnie, a convicted serial killer as their intermediary.

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