Wei Wuxian: Isn't there a saying about stones and glass houses?
Jin Zixun:
Jiang Yanli: in case the analogy is lost on you, I believe my brother is calling you a hypocritical bitch.
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MDZS characters and how I feel like they would do small talk
Lan Wangji - has said almost nothing in the whole conversation, the awkwardness could kill
Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli and Jin Guangyao - pretty skilled small talkers, they exclude this soothing vibe that never turns the conversation awkward
Jiang Cheng and Wen Qing - will never small talk. If you as much as make an attempt at small talk, they will kill you, so you're left in an awkward silence, dying inside
Wei Wuxian - impossible to have small talk to becouse it always evolves in either discussing physics or planning a revolution
Nie Huaisang - will tell you all about everything concerning arts, even if you really don't care
Jin Zixuan - says something that kills the mood and then visibly regrets it the next second, so you kinda feel sorry for his lack of social skills rather than anything else
Wen Ning - shyly nods at whatever he's told, actually kind of likes small talk. (Also unknownly knows state secrets becouse of wwx)
Wen Chao and Jin Zixun - they flaunt about their wealth and be so misogynistic that they would make a conservative feminist by the end of the conversation
Xue Yang - never had a normal conversation in all his life. The single small talk he ever did was to say a cheerful goodbye before blowing someone's brain to smits
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Jin Zixun: How can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? Do you feel any guilt? I hope you do.
Wei Wuxian: Please research what an artichoke is
(Source)
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Explain your choice, if you want
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The results are in! The rankings for handsomeness for this generation of cultivators, as voted by the people who voted in my polls, is as follows:
1. Lan Wangji
2. Wei Wuxian
3. Lan Xichen
4. Xiao Xingchen
5. Jiang Cheng
6. Wen Ning
7. Nie Huaisang
8. Nie Mingjue
9. Song Lan
10. Jin Zixuan
11. Xue Yang
12. Jin Guangyao
13. Su She
14. Jin Zixun
15. Wen Chao
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— the untamed, episode twenty-five
insp
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shitpost dispatches from jinlintai - tv tropes edition
bonus points if your found family are your actual blood relatives
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Wei Wuxian: [to Jin Zixun] Okay, I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are...Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't.
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wei wuxian: *literally just trying to cross qiongqi path so he can bring jin ling his one month celebration gift*
jin zixun: so you just gonna bring jin ling a one month celebration gift on his one month celebration to his one month celebration party on his one month celebration with a one month celebration gift?
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Jin Zixun: Ah, Wei Wuxian. Remember me?
Wei Wuxian: Are you questioning my memory or your relevance?
(Source)
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