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Nora: the best part about Dating two faunus is the four dicks.
Yang: That's cap. No way both of them got that.
Snake!faunus Ren: ... *Sips tea*
Shark!faunus Jaune: *Blushes, looks away*
Yang: ... Pyrrha. Pyrrha tell me she's lying.
Pyrrha: ... It is not her favorite part of the situation.
Yang: Everytime I talk with the four of you I learn something new.
Yang: And sometimes I'm reminded Ignorance is Bliss.
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kinaesthetiqueer · 3 months
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no wonder Nora never took her jacket off; RNJR would have never gotten anything done.
i like to think this happens in v4 because Ruby makes an offhand comment about Nora and Jaune not having guns as part of their kits. and Nora whips off her jacket and cries "guns? oh i've got guns! 😏" cue Jaune and Ren having a crisis. Ren is, to quote a friend, "experiencing emotions previously unknown, possibly shrimp ones".
redraw of this meme, because i wanted to draw best girl flexing and being admired, as she deserves.
renorarc et al. versions under the cut. :) image ID in alt text.
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i don't have a twitter, so if you're inclined to share, please link back to this post rather than reposting it, thank you :')
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superiorsturgeon · 3 months
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Pyrrha: *enjoying a popsicle*
Pyrrha: …hey Jaune~! *seductively slides the popsicle into her mouth and back out* 😘
Jaune: Cool trick, Pyrrha! Let me try!
Pyrrha: Jaune no, that’s not-
Jaune: *deep-throats his popsicle like a champ*
Pyrrha: But I wasn’t-
Nora: *grabs Pyrrha’s arm* Shhh! Let him cook!
Nora: *points*
Ren: *flushed, unable to look away from Jaune’s lewd performance* 😳 🩷💜💙 🥵
Pyrrha: …
Nora: 😏
Pyrrha: …okay, let’s wait and see how this plays out. 😎
Nora: *fist-bumps Pyrrha* 😎
Jaune: *slight gagging/slurping*
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intooned · 7 months
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A cozy place to be, all I'm sayin'.
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howlingday · 3 months
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Jaune: Agh... My foot... It feels like it's on fire!
Ren: That sounds like trench foot.
Pyrrha: The best cure is to keep our feet dry, but there's nowhere to do that around here.
Nora: I know another way, though!
Jaune: Wh-What is it?
Nora: It's kissing~!
Jaune: WHAT?!
Nora: It's true! The best cure is love, and over in Vale, they came up with a special technique that uses the power of love, through kissing, to make any illness go away!
Jaune: Nora, that's-
Nora: Tell me, Jaune. Who do you love?
Jaune: I... I really like Weiss.
Nora: Well, then it's settled. Everybody line up! We're gonna make sure we all give our fearless leader, Jaune, the love he needs to feel better!
Jaune: (Kissed by Nora) Ah~! Th-Thank you, guys~! (Kissed by Pyrrha) Thank you~!
Ren: Come here, Jaune. Just close your eyes and think of Weiss.
Jaune: R-Ren... I... Mgh~! (Passionately makes out with Ren)
Blake: (Watching from a bush) What the fuck is going on here?
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divine-wood · 1 year
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This is for that anonymous person who requested more poly jnpr art I hope you enjoy the bit of angst I couldn’t help but add <3
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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Please reblog for it to reach more people
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dicknouget · 1 month
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YOU! Tell me more about your idea of ''Snow Berries''
It's simple, really. Weiss deserves to be treated like the true bisexual queen she is. SO, she gets to date a paladin bf, a spartan gf, a viking gf and a ninja bf, who are all also dating each other.
There all confused as to how it happened, especially Weiss and Jaune, but they're all happy.
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obligatoryjauneblog · 1 month
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Could you do hcs of Snow berries Team JNPR x weiss
Ngl, that's a new one buuuuuuut
Absolutely every JNPR member carries her around and she loves it, even Ren gives her piggyback rides.
I like to think after Weiss chills (pun intended) a bit she starts hanging with them, her attraction to Pyrrha being obvious but grows to feel similar to the rest. While at the same time her idealized view of Pyrrha is chipped away as she sees her as Pyrrha, not just the undefeated spartan.
As for shenanigans?
Absolutely every member of JNPR can and does carry her, much to her enjoyment. She loves the weightless feeling as she gets Princess carried or piggyback rides them.
She takes to training with them but buckles a bit under Pyrrha's tutelage, the rest help her recover and encourage to keep going.
Takes well to tea time with Ren, starts trying to get Jaune & Nora to dress properly, lot of study dates with Pyrrha where she's in the redhead's lap.
That's about all I got, at the moment.
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tequiilasunriise · 9 months
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Being in fandoms where the characters are clearly based on other pieces of media/famous figures is so much fun because then some of my ships look like this:
Parentified Goldilocks who is also The Beast x Avoidance attachment Beauty who is ALSO also The Beast, one of my fav moments with them is when they off the Minotaur together who is ALSO also also The Beast
Little Red Riding Hood if she was also the Wolf and has galloons of repressed trauma x Snow White but she’s heavily knight coded and the poster child of daddy issues
Edgar Allen Poe’s Lenore x Annabel Lee but they’re in gay ghost love
The poem ‘The Last Rose of Summer’ x Odin’s raven Huginn but they’re exes still in love in a milf yuri divorce that ends super mega tragically and domino effects mommy issues out the ass
Historical figures Cleopatra x Frida Kahlo with the most chef’s kiss height difference you’ve ever seen
A polycule with Joan of Arc x Mulan x Thor x Achilles but they’re all genderbent/trans
The Velveteen Rabbit x fashion icon Coco Chanel if she was a lesbian with a gun
Frankenstein’s monster x a different sapphic Cleopatra bc baby gays <3333
Okay okay that black cat from Poe’s, well, The Black Cat x Poe’s Eulalie is cute yes
But I actually really REALLY love Poe’s Eulalie x Poe’s Berenice bc they’re “me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic” personified
The Snow Queen with mega daddy issues x Robin Hood if he was a socialist lesbian I SAIDDDD ITTTT
Imma say it historical figures JFK x Confucius were adorable bros
Aesop’s Fisherman x Odin’s other bird Munin you will always be famous my tragic old man yaoi <////3
Y’all will really have to hear me out here when I say Cinderella if she fucken snapped x ice cream Mad Hatter because couples who are terrible to each other but in a “only I’m allowed to be a horrid to them” way can be so funny
And I could go o n fer ages but the point is imagine explaining these ships to someone like 30 years ago with ZERO context their heads would explode and it’d be so funny
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colossalcasualty · 2 years
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snow day! 
big ol’ redraw of a something i did a couple years ago that i hate now lol
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hinacu-arts · 4 months
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Punnet Square Results!
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As she's a JNPR Berry combo, i have named her! This is Iris, which is a purple flower
Eye Color = 75% chance of blue / 25% chance of blue-green
Eye Shape = 100% round
Hair Color = 75-100% blonde / 0-25% red
Hair Texture = 100% straight
Height = 50% tall / 50% small
[result masterlist]
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pilot-boi · 2 years
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Can you show us your JNPR kids again? Not JNPR as kids but JNPR Berries kids?
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Here’s doodles of all the kids again! Missed them
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superiorsturgeon · 10 months
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Fellas, is it gay to-?
Sun/Neptune: *debating*
Neptune: Maybe we can ask Jaune?
Sun: Yeah, Jaune! He’s dating Pyrrha Nikos, he knows gay from straight!
Neptune: Jaune! Bro! Dude! Guy! We need your help with something important!
Jaune: *looks up from his chicken nuggets and comic book* Mmh?
Sun: We need you to weigh in on something of vital importance!
Jaune: Uh, sure? What’s up? *pops another nugget*
Neptune: Okay, now hear me out…!
Neptune: Is it gay if you tenderly cradle the junk if your best guy friend, strictly to check for injury?
Jaune: *chokes a bit*
Jaune: *swallows*
Jaune: …you know, I’m not sure.
Sun: What?
Neptune: You’re not?
Jaune: My best friend is Lie Ren, who has sex with Nora Valkyrie. And I have a healing semblance.
Jaune: I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve gently cradled Ren’s package and covered it with my white, warm, soothing essence after it’s been brutally worked over.
Neptune: …huh…
Sun: Does Ren ever moan when you do it?
Jaune: Yeah, a little. Why?
Neptune: Hmm…I think we’ve got more questions than when we started.
Jaune: Want me to ask Pyrrha? She and Nora usually watch.
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intooned · 1 year
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kill yourself :D
Okey but you first, I'm kinda shy!
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polywantacracker2 · 2 years
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(Once again filling the time between asks with incorrect quotes)
1.
Weiss: Why is Jaune on the floor crying?
Ruby: he's drunk.
Weiss: And?
Ren: He saw a picture of our boyfriend.
Weiss: But he's our boyfriend?
Ren: I know.
2.
Jaune: I have a bad feeling about this...
Nora: What do you mean?
Jaune: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if your going to get into trouble?
Nora: No?
Weiss: That actually explains so much.
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Ruby: This was almost a great idea.
Blake: You just described 90 percent of our stuff.
4.
Blake: How high are you?
Pyrrha: I don't know how to say it in feet.
Yang: No, she's asking what drugs your on.
Pyrrha: Oh, antidepressants, why?
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