Maybe you can start a trust? The Minnifield Foundation. It worked for the Rockefellers and the Gettys.
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Discworld incorrect quote
Moist: How do you just sit like that? I mean, you have this uncanny, preternatural ability to just... sit for hours and hours. Just sit and not do anything. Do you think? I mean, I know you think. A conscious person can't not think, it's impossible. What do you think about?
Drumknott: Things.
Moist: Things? Uh-huh. What kind of things? Love and death? Family?
Drumknott: Clips.
Moist: Clips?
Drumknott: Paper clips.
Moist: All these hours you sit and think about paper clips?
Drumknott: Not all the time.
Moist: What else? What else do you think about?
Drumknott: Colors.
Moist: Really? Colors?
Drumknott: Blue mostly.
Moist: Blue?
Drumknott: And beige.
Moist: Mr. Drumknott, is this conversation as absurd to you as it is to me?
Drumknott: You started it.
Moist: Right.
Taken from Northern Exposure season 4 episode 12 "revelations". Marilyn (drumknott in this) is the character of all time, I love her dearly
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BREAKING NEWS !
are you an x-files fan in the market for a new quirky 90s television show to hyperfixate on?
one with people who claim not to be a couple but stand way too close together with way too much sexual tension? AND who both call each other by their last names?
one with a quirky heartthrob who’s somehow both a genius and a loser with endearingly terrible taste in ties?
well have i got the show for you !
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As far as I can tell we have three ways to go. Divorce, separation, or you can start talking to one another.
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I used to want to be a chef. Well, not really a chef, more like a baker -- but not desserts, just bread. Really good bread.
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