why's he standin like that?
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Jack: looks exactly like John, to the point of being confused as him
Random person in the Fandom: ...but what if he's Javier's-
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you should kiss uhhh
kiss ummm
nvm. john is too unlovable I literally cannot ship him with anyone.
EB: pfft. that sounds awesome!
EB: the less friends you guys want me to kiss, the better!!
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Books of 2024: THE KAIJU PRESERVATION SOCIETY by John Scalzi.
I picked this up when he and Martha Wells were talking about WITCH KING at one of my local bookstores last summer partially because I felt bad shoving a stack of things for her to sign at her with nothing for him, sitting right next to her, after he'd been so delightful to listen to too, but! It is finally time! I need something funny and ridiculous and light, and I have it on good authority that this'll work.
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Jemimah: Can I be a blue one?
Crowley: It's alright, you haven't annoyed me yet.
Jemimah: But, /can/ I be?
Crowley: Oh, sure.
Crowley: *snaps his fingers, turning Jemimah into a small blue lizard*
Me: ...
Me: I see you, John Finnemore.
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me slapping john constantine's head: this beat up ford taurus runs on demon blood. you can fit so much childhood trauma in this baby
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crowley's "he's just an angel i know." always makes me think of this little exchange from one of my favorite cabin pressure episodes:
martin: so, dare i ask you why you've bought your boyfriend a stuffed sheep?
carolyn: he is not my boyfriend.
martin: yeah, yeah, fine: your partner.
carolyn: he is certainly not my partner.
martin: well, what is he then?
carolyn: he is... a man i know.
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