You’re not boring. You’ve got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you
John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
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Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
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Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will. But then again, if you don't imagine nothing ever happens at all.
John Green
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Crash Course Podcast coming 4/24!
In Crash Course Pods: The Universe, astrophysicist Dr. Katie Mack and Curious Person™️ John Green do one of the most human things there is: try to understand the vast universe we find ourselves in.
Starting 4/24, listen to the pod on our YouTube channel and wherever you get your podcasts!
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I’ve always liked quiet people: You never know if they’re dancing in a daydream or if they’re carrying the weight of the world.
John Green, Looking for Alaska
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AND DAN AND PHIL ARE BACK???
I started this year making a meme about John Green being back and I thought that would be the wildest thing to happen this year... Clearly I was wrong. I feel like the universe is just confused about what year it is... I'm in my mid 20s now and I don't need to be going through this again.
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Haven't stopped thinking about this since I saw it
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The brothers Green being cute.
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Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship
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That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be araound someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfast cereals based on color instead of taste.
John Green
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Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.
John Green, An Abundance of Katherines
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John Green does not know who I am but has been more of an avuncular presence in my life since 2007 than my actual uncles.
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Without pain, How could we know joy?
John Green
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I keep Twitter around for 1 reason
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