#Johnny Hazzard

[tattoodmen]

#johnny hazzard

[an-onyx-void]

Anyone else think young Johnny Hazzard looks like Tyler Posey or is that just me???

#Johnny Hazzard #tyler posey #an onyx void says

[you-fuckers-are-asses]

Johnny Knoxville on Australian Idol (2005)

#Johnny Knoxville #Jackass #Dukes of hazzard

[whalesharkgummer]

depop emmaeboddy ✧˚ ༘ ⋆｡˚

#handmade jewelry #jewelry #jewellery #jewellery making #depop jewelry #johnny knoxville #jackass forever #jackass 3d #jackass 2 #jackass #steve o #chris pontius #wild boys #viva la bam #bam margera #dave england #jeff tremaine #spike jonze #lgbt #lgbtqiia+ #gay mlm #lgbtq #wee man #danger ehren #coyote ugly #dukes of hazzard

[alllifecactus]

#the dukes of hazzard #johnny knoxville

[knoxvillenetwork]

how to become rake? 🙏🙏🙏

#rake yohn #ryan dunn x reader #ryan dunn #viva la bam #jackass #skater #bam margera #i’m going feral #he’s so hot #i love ryan #the hottest #johnny knoxville #steve o #the dukes of hazzard #loiter squad #jeff tremaine #jess margera #bambam

[buttrocket24]

can someone PLEASE help me find ths full version of this photo + the other one from this same interaction

(tagging ppl i think can help me @amourbackup @loomisfallsgf @johnnyfoxville69 @astr0-zombiez @doctorjackass @knoxyourselfout @yourewrappedaroundmyfinger)

#johnny knoxville #jackass #philip john clapp #pj clapp #jackass the movie #jackass number two #jackass 3d #jackass forever #a dirty shame #the dukes of hazzard #bam margera #chris pontius #steve o #jeff tremaine #big brother magazine

[jawnjendes]

here, have a johnny

#johnny Knoxville #jackass #the dukes of hazzard 2005 #edge speaks #I hardly talk abt him on here anymore but I swear #he is my number one white guy still #love his stupid ass #sidenote why is jackass number two always taken off of p+ every couple of months 😭

[yagirlpurplefox12]

Imagine: Being Young and Crushing On Luke Duke

Dukes of Hazards (2005)

Luke Duke x Female Reader

Age Gap

No romance but intentions for a future one

When you moved to Hazard County in Georgia, you were completely miserable. Coming from New York—north—to Georgia was truly a culture shock. Less people of color, sexuality, the dialectic southern drawl, and just how uptight rowdy they are. Which makes no sense to you. Usually uptight people are not rowdy, welp, not in Georgia. Though, one thing you do appreciate yet at the same time needed to get used to were the smiles. You remember the first time someone smiled at you in Hazard County…at least the first time you noticed. See, in New York if someone smiled at you, it’s wasn’t a good sign.

But here in Georgia, the people are actually just being friendly. The first time someone smiled at you was a blonde female who showed a lot of skin. Low key, you liked her style. It made sense since it’s hot and humid as hell.

You remember squaring up to her, asking her what her problem was. At first she was shocked but after hearing your dialect she understood you misunderstood her intentions.

“I’m sorry, I don’t mean any harm. Just, what’s a sweet girl like you hanging around by yourself? Isn’t it school time?”

“Yeah, but I’m new here. Came from Staten Island and just wanted to have a little adventure…it’d probably be nicer if I was old enough to drive a car.” That was the day you met Daisy Duke and the rest became history. You were only 14 years old at the time—a Freshmen in High School. After Daisy kicked some sleaze bag trying to grope you with her deadly heels, she drove you to her uncle’s house for some dinner. Meeting her family and it was the first time you wished you were older.

At least legal age.

Luke is his name.

Charismatic, charming, funny, loyal, and the most handsome guy you ever laid your eyes on.

And from there you knew you fucked up by accepting Daisy’s offer for dinner.

Now, three and a half years later pass…and though you have grown into an incredible individual living life as best as you can in Hazard County, Georgia…being with Luke hurts more and more as the days go on. Even seeing him makes your heart ache. He’s a player and that’s something you don’t like about him, but he’s a sweetheart to you. Such a sweetheart that after the whole racing and saving Hazard County event that you were happily part of, you drink.

A lot.

Definitely not helpful that the Duke’s basically has a moonshine business. Here you are with Uncle Jesse talking about how different yet similar your generations are when Bo and Luke come walking through the door with stupid grins on their faces. You don’t know how he knows, but Jesse looks towards you with pity and you hate it. Avoiding his gaze, you put on your best fake smile for the boys, “Hey assholes, what shit have you done now?”

“Don’t worry little one, Luke and I were just messing around earlier.”

“Mm? Sounds fun.”

“Bo and I are gonna meet up with those college girls that were in the car with us, remember (F/N)?”

“Oh, well that’s just fucking wonderful,” you spit out and gasp at yourself. You are too drunk right now for this. Both the boys look taken aback while Jesse abruptly stands up and pats you on the shoulder. “I think you’ve had one too many. Let’s get you home, huh?”

“No! I just need to walk.”

Huffing, you slam the glass you were holding on the table and stumble out of your chair. Luke gently grabs you to get you steady, but his touch on you is the last thing you want. Swatting him away, you open the front door and do what you told them you needed. You walked.

“What was that,” Luke asked, his eyes staring at the front door. He has never really seen you angry nor drunk before. Jesse debates whether to tell him or not, but he did deeply care for you and also for weeks him and Daisy talked about how cute you two would be together if you were of age. So, for him this is a good opportunity to tell Luke before he messes it up forever. “She likes you Luke.” “I like her too,” he says with a small smile.

“No you dumbass. I mean she likes like you, as in she has a crush on you. Has been probably since she first met you.”

“Woah,” Bo says dramatically.

“Cousin, I have noticed lately that she’s been distancing herself mostly from you.”

“There’s no way she likes me like that, she can do better. I can be an idiot many times but she never is, and besides I’m an old man compared to how old she is.”

Bo shakes is head and tells Luke to not speak about himself like that.

“Oh yeah? Then what about the girls we were planning to “get to know better”? Shit, wait so she has a crush on me is that why she just left?”

“What do you think,” Jesse goes to his room to let the boys sink in the “new” information. For a bit, it was silent till Bo broke it by laughing out loud. Pissing Luke off. “Luke, I totally see it now. How can you be such a fool? Poor little one, we just announced to her that we were basically going to have sex with the college girls. Haha…ha…oh boy...”

“Yeah oh boy,” Luke snaps at Bo, clearly now pissed off at not only Bo but mostly himself.

You’re Bo’s and his friend despite being years younger than them. They are in their middle 20s while you are just turning eighteen in two more months. In a way, you are just a baby to them but at the same time you are so much more mature than them and have been through some rough things in life. You’re the one that comes up with the many amazing plans to not only bug Rosco but to also get away. When the town was saved, it was Luke’s idea for you to have the true spotlight you deserved for many of the successful ideas were from you.

Luke has noticed that you have been distancing yourself, but he didn’t want to acknowledge that and instead thought you were just being a young, carefree teenager going to parties everyday. Which you did. That still didn’t sit well with him.

He has never seen you in any other way because you are young and barely legal. So, why would he ever think of you sexually? Never in a million years but now he can admit that since you are two months from being 18 and now realizing how stupid he was for not noticing your feelings towards him there is some relief.

“I’m gonna find her and talk.”

Leaving the house, Luke sets off to find you at the back sitting on a tree branch with tears in your eyes. Sniffling, you didn’t hear him walking from the side.

“Sweetheart,” he calls out making a startled and losing your balance on the branch. Squeezing your eyes shut, you hear him curse as you wait for a painful impact. Instead of the ground, fortunately, you land on something slightly softer. Opening you eyes, you stare into Luke’s brown ones. He protectively has his arms wrapped around your back, his hands squeezing your sides in reassurance. “You okay,” he asks catching his breath.

“Yeah, I’m okay. You okay?”

“I think so. Let’s get up.”

He helps push you up and you grab his to do the same. “Think you broke my back sweetheart.”

“Sorry old man.”

“Hey,” he hesitates and licks his lips nervously standing straighter, “I’m sorry for never noticing. Never noticing how you feel towards me and to flirt in front of so many women like those college girls in front of you, can’t imagine how that must’ve felt…but I don’t want this to end what we have…and…umm…”

“Luke, you don’t need to—!”

“Yeah I do because your feelings matter to me. You matter to me.”

He sighs and puts a hand on your elbow.

You can feel how clammy his hands are and can’t help but feel bad. It’s not his fault you fell for him and it’s not his fault that he’s older.

Shrugging off his hand, you put both of yours on his shoulders with a teary smile, “It’s okay Luke, I just need time.”

“So why don’t we wait.”

“…What?”

“You’re almost eighteen, so let’s wait. Now, I can’t think of you anymore than the stubborn New York kid that can here ready to swing at anyone who was nice, but maybe that’s because you’re still a kid. And in a few months when you are of age I’ll think differently…and so maybe you will too. So how about it angel? If you still like me, let’s go on a date?”

Not believing he is giving you this opportunity, you laugh in shock and hug him tightly. The moonshine quickly washing through your veins. He hugs back and laughs with you.

“Hell yeah, you better keep your promise.”

“You bet I will angel.”

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[tattoodmen]

#johnny hazzard

[zodiyack]

CAN I JUST SAY HOW FUCKING FINE JOHNNY KNOXVILLE IS LIKE GODDAMN

oh and in other words, i write for Johnny/PJ now

#johnny knoxville x reader #johnny knoxville #pj clapp #phillip john clapp #philip john clapp #jackass #jackass forever #men in black #dukes of hazzard #luke duke

[peejsocks]

#johnny knoxville #watching dukes of hazzard #he is so effortlessly pathetic and stupid

[knoxvilleaura]

No bc they were definitely soulmates 🥺

#the way she looks at him are u kidding #johnny knoxville #dukes of hazzard #bam margera #jackass #jeff tremaine #ryan dunn #steve o #jackass fanfic #jackass forever #johnny knoxville fanfic #johnny knoxville imagine

[peachyxxkeens]

Thanks Netflix for removing all the Jackass films and then just giving us one Knoxville film to replace it?????

#men in black 2 is on Netflix now so yeah #add dukes of hazzard you fucking cowards #johnny knoxville #jackass

[dunnswrld]

need to rewatch dukes of hazzard again cause johnny’s character has been on my mind a lot recently.

#love that idiot #johnny knoxville #dukes of hazzard

[duranduratulsa]

Watch "Johnny Cash - General Lee" on YouTube

Song 🎵 🎶 of the day 2: The General Lee by Johnny Cash (1981) from The Dukes of Hazzard Television Soundtrack #johnnycash #TheGeneralLee #generallee #TheDukesOfHazzard #dukesofhazzard

#johnny cash #the general lee #general lee #the dukes of hazzard #dukes of hazzard #80s #Youtube #Spotify