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✄ Ledger!Joker NSFW Alphabet Prompt ✄

pairing: Ledger!Joker x fem. reader

word count: 2k

warnings: strong language, heavy mentions of smut/sex, gunplay, knifeplay, mentions of BDSM, and other general NSFW topics.

notes: i wrote this a long time ago and deleted it because i didn’t want to take a chance on my writing, but now that i’m doing better and have no better way to spend my time than by writing. so this is a complement piece to the SFW prompt, so here it is once again.

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Originally posted by leosdicapros

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex.


Joker is not the affectionate type by any means. Usually once he’s finished, he’s got his hands behind his head as he basks in the afterglow. He doesn’t mind if you cuddle him. He pretends to hate it but secretly he loves the way you grab onto him and kiss his jawline. His favorite thing is when you kiss his scars, surprising him while his eyes are closed.


B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light.


Joker is far into BDSM. You’ve learned firsthand how dangerous it is to give him the green light because he will more than gladly take it too far. He is very self-indulgent.


C=Cum - pretty self explanatory.


As much as Joker loves to cum inside you, his absolute favorite is to cum on you. It drives him wild to know that he can mark you in such a primal way. He loves nothing more than to look down and see his own spunk all over your bare chest (or face).


D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch?


Dominant. DOMINANT. Dominant as hell. I don’t think he would be able to be submissive if he tried.


E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.).


Gunplay -> the Joker has a thing for the edgier kinks that are out there (edgy as in dangerous…and sometimes scary). The cool metal against your skin would be a huge turn off if the man running the barrel along your thigh wasn’t a fiend you were in it deep for.


Knifeplay -> Occasionally, if he was feeling particularly sinister that day, the Joker might stick a knife in your mouth while he’s fucking you. He likes to toy with you when he has you in bed. He’ll drag the knife over your pretty skin just to lace it with tiny cuts and watch you squirm.


Dirty Talk -> the Joker can’t keep his mouth shut while he’s having sex. He’s constantly growling menacing sentences at you on every thrust. (Examples: (when he’s got the knife in your mouth) - “say a word, honey bunches, and I’ll cut your tongue out of your head”. “You like that, sweet cheeks? Then you’re gonna looove this…” (then he pulls out some kind of weapon to ‘tease’ you with. He’s hardcore).)


F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy).


The Joker commonly fantasizes you as his slave, used to please him however he chooses and whenever he wants. He imagines you strutting around his house, naked, and all for him. He hates sharing. Keeping you to himself and out of reach from anyone else is his biggest fantasy.


G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex.


Joker is just cocky enough that he doesn’t exactly care. He’s confident and has zero shame. He could probably walk around naked in front of a bunch of people and not even blink. Keep in mind, he doesn’t exactly want to be caught, no, but it’s his own fault for fucking you in situations where he could even get caught.


H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck).


To your surprise, his scars are actually very sensitive. He likes it when you kiss them and pay attention to them. Perhaps it’s some deeply rooted insecurity but those walls never come down enough for you to ask.


I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex.


The Joker is rarely vulnerable enough to be romantic. The closest he ever gets to that kind of vulnerability is when he thinks you’re asleep. He scoops you into his arms and gives you the biggest smooch on your cheek. You stay “asleep” while he nuzzles you and only pretend to wake up when you feel his crotch brush against your leg (he’s already hard). That’s about as romantic as he gets. There’s only a small percentage of time where he might cup your cheek while he was thrusting. But as for romantic, your Joker wasn’t for it.


J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex.


He doesn’t like any big production or show leading up to intercourse. If he’s feeling ‘in the mood’, he’ll just simply make it known that he wants sex. He never forces himself on you or anything like that. But his kisses get deeper and he might grope you a little. Most of the time he just asks for what he wants. He is a blunt kind of guy.


K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks.


(I’ve listed most of his kinks under Edgeplay, but a few extras will be included here.)


Hair pulling -> Yours is the hair that’s getting pulled. He’s very grabby and loves to yank you around and direct you by pulling on your hair.


Glove kink -> Handling you with gloves on gets him going sometimes for whatever reason. If you’re extra messy, he won’t have to get his hands dirty. He likes to stick his gloved fingers in your mouth and make you suck them.


L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc.


the Joker is a huge risk taker, but his favorite spot for intimacy is his own bed, rivaled by his car, or whatever vehicle he happens to be driving that day.


M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to.


The Joker doesn’t need to get himself off so much anymore now that he has you. But if you’re ever working late or out for some reason, he might do it while relaxing on the couch or maybe in the shower. He likes to enjoy himself, savoring it, his eyes gently rolling back as he squeezes himself tighter. A small smile reaches his face and he licks the insides of his scars, his toes curling slightly as he finally feels himself reach his release. Whenever he does this, his thoughts are almost always centered around you and whatever twisted fantasy he’s picturing you in.


N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do.


No rape play. The Joker is not a rapist and would never, ever force you to have sex with him. He always has your consent before he fucks you. Also, never expect him to get submissive for you. He’ll flip you like a turtle if you even try to get him to play that card.


O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly).


What really gets Joker hot under the collar is your confidence with him. He likes when you do things like randomly straddle his lap and snap his suspenders, staring down at him with a coy smirk on your lips. It practically makes him drool and you can feel him get hard. Another thing that makes him thrust a touch harder is when you scratch him. He loves feeling your nails biting into the bare skin on his back, sometimes even hard and deep enough to draw blood. He loves it.


P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in.


The Joker prefers doggy style or when you ride him. He’s found that you make a whole lot more noise when he’s going at it from behind. He also loves to relax and kick back, letting you do a large portion of the work while he just watches. Despite being heavily turned on, he’s amazing at keeping a stoic expression, that slight, smug smile perpetually on his face.


Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc.


The Joker loves a good quickie, however, nothing tops a nice, good, long session. He usually only desires quickies if he’s got to head off to “work” and needs a bit of relief beforehand. There’s been times he’s been known to get a little handsy during a job. It gets you a bit nervous, thinking that perhaps while the two of you were busy would be the perfect time for an attack, but the Joker sometimes insists on a quickie in the front seat of his car either during or directly after a heist. Only if he knows he can get away with it without jeopardizing the job.


R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed.


The Joker is extremely rough in bed. The first couple of times, it almost hurts. You eventually have to tell him to ease up because you can’t take it. He agrees to go easy on you, dial back on the hair-pulling, hardcore BDSM and dangerous kinks. Mostly, your fucking consists of just excessively dominating sex, degradation included.


S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out.


It’s as if he can go on forever. The Joker has stamina for days and can go at it for hours if he wants to. He has unimaginable self-control and can hold himself off for as long as he needs to.


T=Toys - Do use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc.


The only not so “toys” the Joker really likes to use are knives and the occasional gun. Never to hurt you exactly, just to use for his own pleasure and amusement. He doesn’t like to use toys on you or let you have any. He thinks that he himself should be enough to get you off.


U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc.


The Joker loves to tease. He’s relentless, edging you and bringing you almost to orgasm before he stops completely just to watch you squirm. He is completely unfair and never plays by the rules.


V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc.


This is one of the most vulnerable things about the Joker: he is loud. He makes so much noise when he first pushes inside you. Grunts, groans, moans and growls. You’re always surprised by how noisy he is and how grotesque he looks whenever he licks his lips like this. (Things he says: “you’re so good for me, sweets.” “Thaaaat’s it…you take all of it so well. How did you get so good at taking cock, baby doll?” “Feel that? Yeah…like me deep inside you, huh? Gonna fill you up nice…”)


W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice.


There is a small window of opportunity to get under the Joker’s skin enough to wear him down and get him to be sweet. Only once or twice would he ever take you gently, arms draped loosely around your waist as he thrusts slowly and carefully. He watches your face for signs of pleasure and smiles almost sincerely when you moan for him. You lean your foreheads against each other’s and you close your eyes, letting him pleasure you. You let him kiss your neck. You kiss and nip at his scars.


X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off.


That’s the thing about the Joker: his job gives him a workout. He’s already built, but fighting hand to hand combat really builds up those muscles. He doesn’t have abs or anything but his biceps are rather large and you can see the muscles in his back ripple whenever he walks. He has nice, strong legs. Not to mention, he’s really hung.


Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex.


Constantly. The Joker is a man of few needs. Sex just happens to be one of them. He would be perfectly content to come home each day after committing heinous crimes and fuck you to oblivion each and every night. Sometimes you get tired from how often he asks.


Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex.


The Joker never falls asleep first. He is an extremely light sleeper and therefore, he nearly sleeps with one eye open anyway. He prefers to watch you snooze and he might close his eyes to let himself relax a while.

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Request: I would like something with fluff. I particularly like Arthur dancing, like his penchant for vaudeville. Or tap. Or the soft shoe. He has a natural grace as Arthur and Joker.

A/N: I hope you enjoy! If there’s anything you want changed let me know.

Length: 954

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Arthur was leaning against the side of the kitchen wall, watching you with his striking turquoise eyes, his emotional intelligence radiating out through his very core as empathy soared from his soul and into yours. Already could you feel the empathy radiating from him, so well did he see you, so well did he know you as he looked into you without you even needing to speak a word at all. So well could he hear the words that you didn’t even speak that he knew exactly what you needed in that moment.

“Darling,” Arthur rasped softly. His voice was nothing close to commanding or even demanding, but only the gentle soft grace that only his voice held. Ever so slowly, almost a little bit too slowly, feeling as if you were feeling your way through a thick fog, did you lift your eyes towards him. You gave him a weary smile, but already at seeing his wrinkled and yet somehow beautifully innocent face, an endless array of contradictions that you always were taken away by, did you already feel a little bit better. Arthur returned the smile that he saw looking at him; his own heart soared at the fact that he was able to offer you even just the slightest bit of light within your life. He had never known what it felt like to feel worthy of someone, of anyone, until he had met you.

“Dance with me,” Arthur offered softly. Multiple times have he spoken these three simple words throughout your relationship, and always did they instantly make your knees melt with a sort of playful joy, with a sword of innocence that you had never known existed until you had fallen in love with Arthur. Instantly did your weary smile break out into a full blown, genuinely joyful one as you eagerly nodded.

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Summary: You and Arthur love each other, but even the best of relationships have their moments. Your little bundle of joy is what brings you back together.

A/N: This was in my head all day yesterday, so I wanted to write it out. The child is a boy for this one. 

Warnings: some arguing

Length: 1,272

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Originally posted by fleckmearthur

“Do you ever really hear me?” Arthur asked sharply. “I said that I’m zipping it up this tight because he needs to be warm.” With that did Arthur zip the coat back up to your boy’s chin, completely undoing the work that you had just done of zipping it down for him so that it wasn’t too tight.

“I understand, Arthur,” you responded curtly, trying to be as patient as possible as you moved your hands towards the zipper to undo his work. Again. “But he needs to be able to breathe.” You put some emphasis on the last word, wanting Arthur to truly understand why you wanted him to not be zipped all the way so tightly.

Your little boy, for his part, was standing there with a blank, clueless express as his mom and dad fought with some heated voices. You three had just wanted to go on a simple walk, but the circumstances were making it…complicated. It was snowing outside, and it was the middle of winter. The two of you were fighting over exactly how tight or how loose his coat should be on his small body; so worried were the two of you for his safety that it had ended up in the argument you two were in now. Your boy simply sat there with an overwhelmed look as he heard both of your voices becoming increasingly more raised the more frustrated you became with one another. You were both kneeling in front of your baby as you both tried to undo and redo the work that you both doing on his zipper.

Finally Arthur stood up when he saw that you once again had undone his work on the zipper. You quickly followed suit and stood in front of him, forgetting entirely even your boy in the midst of your frustration with one another. Arthur crossed his arms, eyes blinking rapidly, eyebrows furrowed as he glared at you through his tortoise eyes. They were usually so sweet and understanding, but had now been reduced to cruel and hard. “I don’t understand why you never feel like what I’m doing is right. Why can’t we ever try the approach that I think of?” he asked through a strained tone.

You took a deep breath before you replied. “Because I don’t think that it needs to be that tight on him. If it’s too tight, he won’t be able to breathe, Arthur. It’s logic.”

Arthur’s nose twitched violently, one of the biggest signs that he was at the very end of his limit with his frustration. “But Y/N, I told you, I told you several times that if we could even just try for him to be bundled up a little bit tighter today, that he won’t risk getting a-”

“ I know you said that, I don’t think that’s an exus-”

“Then why won’t you listen?”

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Today, on Minecraft Mondays, we discuss Lakota’s avatar, the dark side of the force and the great Darth Plagueis, enjoy storytime, and more. We continue to work on our homes and farms and explore the great land that is our Minecraft world! 

How far will we get in this episode? Let’s find out!

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Arthur: Do you remember our first met? *hugging you*

You: Absolutely! It was so sweet~

Arthur: Indeed, I don’t regret anything!

You: …what do you mean?

Arthur: That I would live that moment over and over again, without changing anything.

You: Oh, I get it! *murmuring* I regret I hadn’t fucked you…

Arthur: What?

You: What?

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