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feldfrog · 2 days ago
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Some of my best jokes!
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insomniac-arrest · 2 days ago
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the fact that nowadays most libraries will only hire you to be a librarian if you have a MASTERS in fucking library science is ridiculous. Are my qualifications of being a repressed lesbian who wears glasses not enough for you???
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 5 hours ago
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cat-cosplay · 7 hours ago
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Pike casts Vicious Adorableness.
She pre rolled damage so make your wisdom save.
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im-already-dead-inside · 2 days ago
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orgasmichumour · 2 days ago
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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on what movie to watch and pizza to order.
And then I picked the movie and pizza I wanted because I'm the one with the money.
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maintaining-my-sanity · 2 days ago
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funnyshorts · 2 days ago
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Everyday is a parents day...
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expressionist-hira · 2 days ago
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If your man is friendly with other girls. Make him your friend too.🙂
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sub-at-omicsteminist · 2 days ago
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Why was 6 scared of 7?
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feldfrog · a day ago
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The Jibbler
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birkadehruya · 15 hours ago
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willavfhsupple · 16 hours ago
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badjokesbyjeff · 2 months ago
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Me: The earth isn’t flat!
fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it’s the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn’t you?
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insomniac-arrest · a month ago
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"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s
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funny-history · 8 months ago
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funnyshorts · 2 days ago
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Watch till end...
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