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sinusproblem · 3 months
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“Winter Wind” is the title of my illustration contribution to Weird Winter Warmer, a winter horror fanzine fantastically edited and put together by Joe McCarthy @moejccarthy
The author M.R. James was a big touchstone for Joe putting this zine together, so I decided to read his ghost story “Oh, Whistle, and I’ll Come to You, My Lad,” which led to inspiring my drawing in a big way.
Here’s Joe’s words on the publication:
“Strange Touch Books No. 2: Weird Winter Warmer, a Winter Horror fanzine, 40 pages total; comics by Pris Genet (@ratsvvarm), Jon Chandler (including a 5-page short story! @newmancruise), and Klon Waldrip (@fleamarked); writing by Chris Adams; illustrations by Murphie Pettyjohn (@moth.py), Pat Keck (@pat.keck), Noelle Huffman (@deadformats_vhscon) and Paul Romano (@im_so_appaulled); a Video Tonfa by Tim Goodyear (@teenagedinosaur); and, a Weird Pulp Artist portfolio presented by Mike Hunchback (@thehalloweenroom). Front cover by Floyd Tangeman (@floydtangeman) and back cover by Danilo Ruiz (@danilo__ruiz). $8 PPD. Contact josephkmccarthy5 AT gmail.com if interested!”
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byneddiedingo · 9 months
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Tom Cruise in Magnolia (Paul Thomas Anderson, 1999)
Cast: Jim Beaver, Jeremy Blackman, Tom Cruise, Robert Downey Sr., Henry Gibson, Clark Gregg, Luis Guzmán, Philip Baker Hall, Felicity Huffman, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Thomas Jane, Ricky Jay, Craig Kvinsland, William H. Macy, William Mapother, Alfred Molina, Julianne Moore, Michael Murphy, Patton Oswalt, Mary Lynn Rajskub, John C. Reilly, Jason Robards, Paul F. Tompkins, Melora Walters. Screenplay: Paul Thomas Anderson. Cinematography: Robert Elswit. Production design: William Arnold, Mark Bridges. Film editing: Dylan Tichenor. Music: Jon Brion.
Paul Thomas Anderson's movies are so loaded with crazy stuff that it's possible to recall only some of the jaw-droppers in them, like the "milkshake" scene in There Will Be Blood (2007) or the rain of frogs in Magnolia. That's why it's always worth rewatching them after some passage of time. There is so much more going on in Magnolia than I remembered. It's really the detail work that comes to the fore when you watch it again. The film has that loose, semi-improvised quality that I have come to admire in Godard. I'm talking especially about Philip Seymour Hoffman's touching performance as Jason Robards's nurse, John C. Reilly's naive cop, Melora Walters's scattered druggie, Philip Baker Hall's disintegrating game show host, and Julianne Moore's descent into hysteria. Most of the attention on the first viewing went to Tom Cruise, who lets out the manic quality that we had only glimpsed before in his work. The performance earned him an Oscar nomination, as over-the-top and supposedly out-of-character performances tend to do. (We would later, in the Katie Hughes era and as his commitment to Scientology came to the fore, come to wonder how out of character this manic Cruise really was.) I think the movie is too long (it runs 188 minutes), and that perhaps some of its segments exist only because of Anderson's commitment to the actors who made his breakthrough film, Boogie Nights (1997). I'm thinking here of William H. Macy's character, which seems to me like a dangling thread in the fabric of the film -- though it does result in a wonderful scene in which Macy and Henry Gibson compete for the attention of a hunky bartender (Craig Kvinsland). As for the frogs, I refuse to speculate on their "meaning," preferring the reaction of Stanley (Jeremy Blackman): "This happens. This is something that happens."
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leanstooneside · 2 months
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Step by step one goes far
- Chris Klein's chirping shoulder
- Charlize Theron's chirping forearm
- Diddy's chirping thumb
- Naomi Campbell's chirping buttocks
- Jon Hamm's chirping hair
- Goldie Hawn's chirping tongue
- Blake Shelton's chirping thumb
- Minnie Driver's chirping thigh
- Holly Madison's chirping bottom
- Nelly Furtado's chirping belly
- Donald Faison's chirping neck
- Orlando Bloom's chirping ankle
- Jamie Campbell Bower's chirping leg
- Shoshanna Lonstein's chirping shoulder
- Halle Berry's chirping head
- Andy Samberg's chirping knee
- Jennifer Love Hewitt's chirping shoulder
- Gisele Bundchen's chirping hair
- Felicity Huffman's chirping hand
- Ricki Lake's chirping thigh
- Lindsey Vonn's chirping bottom
- Kristen Stewart's chirping bottom
- Bethenny Frankel's chirping forearm
- John Krasinski's chirping head
- Michael C. Hall's chirping thumb
- Nacho Figueras's chirping hand
- Minka Kelly's chirping tooth
- Garth Brooks's chirping lip
- The Eagles's chirping leg
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's chirping head
- Vanessa Hudgens's chirping calf
- Bridget Moynahan's chirping calf
- Joe Jonas's chirping buttocks
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hpmoon · 3 months
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Jesse Montgomery: Voodoo Dolls Hannah Kendall: Glances / I Don’t Belong Here Mikhail Johnson: Praise the Mother of Jamaican Art Tania Leon: Parajota Delate Shawn Okpebholo: CryptOlogiE Mikhail Johnson: Si Di Staar Deh Jeanne Lee/Lucy Shelton: Angel Chile Mikhail Johnson: Pasa Pasa Eleanor Alberga: Jamaican Medley Rhina Espaillat: The Jury (poem read by the author) Jon Deak: The Jury
Paul Cigan, clarinet Lisa Emenheiser, piano Daniel Foster, viola Mikhail Johnson, organ Regino Madrid, violin Marissa Regni, violin Matthew Ross, flute Lucy Shelton, soprano Rachel Young, cello
Christopher Kendall, Artistic Director Boyd Saratt, Manager
Filmed & edited by H. Paul Moon Audio engineered by Mark Huffman St. Mark's Episcopal Church, Capitol Hill, Washington, D.C., January 20, 2024
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90smovies · 4 years
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adamwatchesmovies · 4 years
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Leprechaun In the Hood (2000)
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After enduring Leprechaun 4: In Space I knew I had nothing left to fear. There was no way the rest of the series could be as atrocious as that sci-fi abortion. I was right. Does that mean that Leprechaun 5 a.k.a. Leprechaun In the Hood is good? Not at all but it is a step up for the franchise.
As is par for the course by this point, this film has nothing to do with any of the previous chapters. When three aspiring young rap artists: "Postmaster P." (Anthony Montgomery), "Stray Bullet" (Rashaan Nall) and "Butch" (Red Grant) find themselves hard on cash on the eve of a big rap competition, they decide to burglarize the house of rich pimp Mack Daddy O’Nassas (Ice-T). In the process, they awaken the Leprechaun (Warwick Davis) and steal his magical flute. Armed with fly zombie women, vaguely established powers and a penchant for marijuana, the spawn of hell begins a killing spree that can only end when his treasure is given back to him.
At first, I was amused. While we're dealing with rappers, pimps and the same stereotypes as always, I can’t remember the last time I saw what is essentially an all-black cast in a horror movie. While I wouldn’t shine a spotlight on anyone's acting skills the performances are more than sufficient (and that extends to some of the supporting cast like Ice-T) considering this is Leprechaun 5. There may have actually been some mild amount of ambition when the project began!
This is nevertheless a shoddy creation. The editing and camera work is terrible. Large chunks of dialogue are obviously dubbed, probably due to lackluster first takes which were never reshot. This would explain the footage from previous scenes used to try and smooth over transitions and dialogue exchanged between actors I'm not convinced were actually in the same room at the time. Even these numerous editing tricks barely make the story coherent.
I hate how there’s absolutely no consistency in the series. The Leprechaun’s powers change every single time and when someone doesn’t explain to us the rules, every plot point feels like it comes out of nowhere. When the Leprechaun boasted that he was going to send his army of fly zombie ladies to help get his magic flute back... I assumed that he meant like half-insect, half-human decaying corpses. Something like the monster from #4. Turns out he meant “fly” as in “hot” and “zombie” means “possessed via magic”. Whatever.
This film’s conclusion makes no sense. Scenes cut off to imply one thing, and then the opposite happens. People discover very specific facts or objects (including 4-leaf clovers, which are supposed to be really rare) willy-nilly so the plot can keep moving. I couldn’t believe how they decided to end this movie. What were they thinking? That it would be funny?
Committing my thoughts to paper really makes me question things. And to think, there's more coming? What am I doing with my life? Let’s conclude by saying that on top of the weak special effects, we’ve got a lot of happening with no rhyme or reason, bad writing, groan-inducing singing/rapping, awkward jokes that are aimed at an audience that doesn’t exist and some bad writing. Yes, I'm including this criticism twice. I’m talking overall story, and the dialogue, particularly the rhymes delivered by the Leprechaun, which are horrendous. Even the rap numbers usually just feature 2-3 lines simply repeated over and over, as if the ones we got were so good that it would excuse no subsequent material.
The best thing I can say about Leprechaun In The Hood is that it isn’t the worst to date. It’s a gimmicky horror comedy with a crappy gimmick and even ironically, I can’t imagine anyone truly having a good time with it. (Letterboxed version on DVD, June 24, 2015)
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inparenth · 3 years
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A LOOK BACK -- Contributor List: In Parentheses Magazine (Volume 3, Issue 2) Fall 2014
A LOOK BACK — Contributor List: In Parentheses Magazine (Volume 3, Issue 2) Fall 2014
IP Volume 3: In Parentheses Literary Magazine (Fall 2014) / Artwork by Eugenia Loli IP Volume 3: In Parentheses Literary Magazine (Fall 2014) / Artwork by Eugenia Loli Front Cover The cover image by EUGENIA LOLI is inspired by the Dionysian Mysteries. Eugenia is heavily influenced by the ancient Greek mythology and stories. EUGENIA LOLI is a filmmaker and a modern vintage collage artist.…
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jetslay · 4 years
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When the multiverse collides!
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nlights37 · 3 years
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Gimme G, J, and N there Vanna 😭
G: Care to share a favorite crack fic?
Um it is clearly the penultimate butt double Jon fic ‘Body Image’, to date the best crack gift ever given. Accept no substitutes, written by the fine purveyor of crack and crack-related goods, you, Magali_Dragon.
J: Write or describe an alternative ending to ‘A Thin Line’.
(Picking this one since you suggested it to me madam) - Dany gets preggers before the end of her POV (Ch. 1) and they draw up very elaborate pregnancy and birth contracts, only to grudgingly admit they love each other when the world’s most beautiful and diabolical baby is born. They go on to become the most overbearing and obnoxious parents ever, and would definitely have participated in that College Admissions Scandal that snatched up Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky from ‘Full House’.
N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?
Um, yes, bitch I can name several (besides the entirety of my WIPs which you have sworn under penalty of fandom death to finish in the event that I, like GRRM, die before I complete that shit), but if I have to pick one that RIGHT NOW I WISH WAS DONE it’s probably this Hades/Persephone Jonerys that I have written 23k of and need to get back into and finish but alas I choose to procrastinate and whatnot.
Thank you for the asks my lovely Hive Mind ;)
Want to ask? Questions are here
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beeishappy · 7 years
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LSSC | 2017.02.08 & 2017.03.21
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Magnolia
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I don’t know much about Magnolia or Paul Thomas Anderson, but I do know that it takes someone paying me to get me to watch a 3-hr+ drama that doesn’t star Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, and a really big boat. This is one of my mom’s favorite movies which is why she requested it for me to review. It’s packed with a balls-to-the-wall star-studded cast (Tom Cruise! Julianne Moore! Phillip Seymour Hoffman! John C. Reilly! William H. Macy! Felicity Huffman!) and I’m genuinely excited to see how they all fit together. Cause they have to all fit together in some coherent way, right? Well...
Do you remember in Sorry to Bother You when the Equisapiens came out and things just took like...a real turn? That’s kind of what this was like. Whereas StBY pushed a thought to its most extreme, but logical, conclusion, what Paul Thomas Anderson has done here feels like a magician doing a lot of impressive illusions - sawing a lady in half, making a motorcycle disappear, pulling smaller things out of bigger things - and then for his final trick, walking onstage amidst a grand plume of smoke, dropping his pants, taking a gigantic shit, and then saying, “You’ve been a great audience, thanks a lot and goodnight!” It’s not like you can say the experience was BAD. Everything up to the finale was a really great time! But when you’re left on a note that is that bafflingly odd, it kinda colors the way you’ll remember the whole thing.
Magnolia is the story of one long day in the life of 12 people living in Los Angeles who are all connected via an extensive web from acquaintances to married couples to parents and children to paid caregivers and beyond. It’s a day that has the same kind of ups and downs as any other day until it, well, turns into something else entirely. I’m not sure how else to explain it, but if you want to know more, spoilers will be spoiled below.
Some thoughts:
Patton Oswalt cameo! I am a massive fan and thought I knew his whole filmography and OMG how did I not know that he was in this!!
Ok, in spite of my skepticism this entire opening sequence about coincidence had me hooked IMMEDIATELY. Like, this is some damn good storytelling, if this were a novel, I would not be able to put it down - that pull, that’s what it feels like.
Am I the only person whose encyclopedic memory of character actors/roles gets distracted when they see someone from something that is wildly disparate compared to the role you’re currently watching? For example, I had to pause the movie and confirm via IMDB that I did just see Professor Sprout from HP scream “Shut the fuck up!” at her husband while brandishing a shotgun.
Would people really recognize a grown ass man from being a successful child game show contestant? I’ll tell you the answer, no they wouldn’t, because no one realizes that Peter Billingsley (aka Ralphie from A Christmas Story) is the head of the elf production line in Elf.
I knew this was a stacked cast, but holy SHIT this is a stacked cast. If I had $1 for every fantastic character actor I recognize in this, I would have at least $37, and these are people in the film who have maybe 2-3 lines each. It’s a deep bench is what I’m saying.
This makes me miss Phillip Seymour Hoffman so, so very much.
Watching PSH care for and be so compassionate and gentle with his hospice patient, Earl (Jason Robards),makes my heart ache terribly. All of the people who have been unable to perform this kindness, this type of compassionate care for their closest loved ones as they lie dying in isolation of Covid...it’s overwhelming.
OMG I’m counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Very Good Dogs in the old man’s house!
I know Scientology is evil and he’s undeniably a complicated and morally grey person. I know all that. But goddamn I just love watching Tom Cruise COMMIT. Particularly when he commits to just absolute fucking sleazebag slimeballs. And boy oh boy is Frank Mackey an absolute fucking sleazebag slimeball.
Related - I know Frank looks like Tom Cruise, so he could get people to sleep with him no matter what, but I honestly feel like as a human being, this flesh suit is WAY more attractive balding and fat in Tropic Thunder than he is in this shiny brown shirt/leather vest/long hair combo.
I’m getting an uncomfortable vibe about these black characters being written by an artsy white dude, because I don’t know any young black kids who want to hang around with cops and offer up information about who committed a murder in their building. In fact, the way all of the black characters are treated in this film - as liars, criminals, the disingenuous “main stream media,” and thieves - feels rooted in some racist ass bullshit. We see a lot of nuance in our white characters, but even in a film that has, shockingly, more than one key black role, we don’t get that spectrum or nuance.
There is nothing I would love more than to learn that Frank Mackey is 1) gay 2) impotent or 3) both. He’s so disgustingly over-the-top misogynistic, it honestly feels like it should all be a complete act.
I confess I am on the edge of my seat trying to figure out how all these narrative threads tie together. It’s compelling as hell, even though half the time I don’t know why these people are having these long, meandering conversations. The pacing feels so deliberate, like a puzzle coming together. There’s real craftsmanship in how every scene is plotted to feel connected rather than manic or disjointed.
This pharmacist is being unprofessional as hell. Judgy McJudgerson, mind your fucking business, Julianne Moore’s father is dying! [ETA: ope, that’s embarrassing, Earl is actually her husband.]
NO THE DOG IS EATING THE PILLS OH NO VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE DOG.
I think I knew this, but this soundtrack is fantastic. All Aimee Mann and Supertramp, and Jon Brion’s score is this thrumming, anxious thing full of strings that underscore all these nervous conversations, and then it shifts into these low, mournful horns when things start to take a turn and everyone is reaching their lowest points.
I love this interviewer (April Grace) who is taking Frank (Tom Cruise) to task. I think it’s particularly noteworthy that she is a black woman, because the kind of misogyny Frank peddles is rooted in white supremacy.
Stanley (Jeremy Blackman) is breaking my goddamn heart here. I think he and Phil (PSH) are my favorite characters.
Jim (John C Reilly) is the perfect example of how even a cop with the best intentions, with absolute kindness and love is in heart, is abusing his power and sexually harassing a woman he encountered in the line of duty, who is eager to appease him because she doesn’t want to be charged with a crime. This movie reads a LOT differently than it did in 1999.
I normally really love Julianne Moore, but she is a screeching mess in this. I can’t stop staring at her mouth and all the contortions it makes as she delivers every line in hysterics. She’s one of the few weak spots for me here.
Listening to Frank go on his whole diatribe about what society does to little boys to break them and victimize them HAS to be the source of where Keith Raniere got at least half of his NXIVM bullshit. Like, some of these points are word-for-word.
Also if Frank makes as much money as he seems to, there’s no way he would drive a shitty Saturn sedan.
It feels like the common thread of this movie is everyone is terrible and cheats on their spouses, and you should come clean when you get cancer so you can die peacefully. Weird moral, but ok.
If Jim is a cop, how does he not see that this woman he’s interested in (Melora Walters) is coked out of her mind?
Y’know for being a quiz kid, Donnie (William H. Macy) sure is kinda stupid.
I confess I’m not taking many notes throughout this because I’m just kind of sitting breathlessly still watching all these conversations unfold because I am on the edge of my fucking seat to find out how all this is gonna come together.
Secret MVP of this movie is the mom from A Christmas Story (Melinda Dillon) who is giving the performance of her goddamn life as Jimmy Gator’s wife.
Did I Cry? On the surface it appears ridiculous, but when Tom Cruise is having his breakdown at his dying father’s bedside, I admit, that really got me. If you’ve ever been faced with that kind of hysterical, I-can’t-believe-this-is-happening, it feels like the whole world is ending kind of shock and hurt and anger, that’s what the crying looks like.
Are those......frogs?? That landed on Jim’s car? It’s raining fucking frogs???? OK for those of you sensitive to frog harm, this movie is going to take a real hard left turn for you, because I swear that came out of NOWHERE.
Um.
What.
Pray tell.
The fuck.
The climax of this movie - is when literal frogs rain from the sky.
And we finally got resolution about the dog, and the dog DID die, and I’m pissed about it. It’s offscreen but still.
I'm sorry - I know I’m fixating. But how is it possible that I knew about all the characters performing a sing-along to Aimee Mann’s (excellent) song “Wise Up” but I did NOT know that the climax of the film involves literally thousands of frogs falling to their death from the sky? How is that something that escapes entry into the cultural zeitgeist? I’m with it, you guys. I have been Very Online for over a decade, and before that, I read a lot of Entertainment Weekly, and like it just seems that this is something that pop culture really should have told me.
I think the funniest moment of this movie might be the credits in which I discovered that not only is Luis Guzman playing a man named Luis, he’s actually playing himself. I don’t know why, but I can’t stop laughing about it. That was a 189-minute setup to one dumb punchline.
I think I loved this movie but I don’t quite know. The frog thing really threw me. What I’m taking away from it is that even when it doesn’t feel like it or seem like it, we are all connected to each other, always, in ways we can’t see or know. As Wife astutely pointed out, it’s reminiscent of the pandemic - we’re all in the same storm, but we each have our own boats and our own experiences within that storm. And it’s kind of nice to remember that right now, that connection still exists even when it feels so far away. Just not if you’re a frog I guess, cause they really got the short end of the stick here.
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leanstooneside · 3 years
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Using your imagination
- FELICITY HUFFMAN'S HOT BREAST
- CIARA'S HOT SHOULDER
- GORDON RAMSAY'S HOT THIGH
- CHRIS MELONI'S HOT WRIST
- RUMER WILLIS'S HOT ARM
- RYAN SEACREST'S HOT TONGUE
- JAMIE FOXX'S HOT BOTTOM
- CHRISSY TEIGEN'S HOT UPPER ARM
- JON HEDER'S HOT BELLY
- MATT BOMER'S HOT SHOULDER
- MOLLY SHANNON'S HOT BELLY
- PINK'S HOT EYEBROW
- SHILOH JOLIE-PITT'S HOT NOSTRIL
- KENDRA WILKINSON'S HOT FOREHEAD
- SHAY MITCHELL'S HOT MOUTH
- ZACHARY LEVI'S HOT SHOULDER
- JON GOSSELIN'S HOT EYE
- BRITNEY SPEARS'S HOT WAIST
- JOHN MAYER'S HOT BOTTOM
- SNOOP DOGG'S HOT FOREARM
- VIN DIESEL'S HOT EYELASH
- CLIVE OWEN'S HOT FOREHEAD
- MARIAH CAREY'S HOT BACK
- DAVID COOK'S HOT FINGER
- RAFAEL NADAL'S HOT BREAST
- UMA THURMAN'S HOT BREAST
- NOVAK DJOKOVIC'S HOT EYE
- KAT GRAHAM'S HOT KNEE
- KIMORA LEE SIMMONS'S HOT UPPER ARM
- ELIN NORDEGREN'S HOT BOTTOM
- LAURA DERN'S HOT HAIR
- AMBER ROSE'S HOT EYEBROW
- CAM GIGANDET'S HOT HAND
- VICTORIA BECKHAM'S HOT WRIST
- KAT DELUNA'S HOT TONGUE
- TRAVIS BARKER'S HOT HAIR
- BROOKE MUELLER'S HOT THIGH
- ALEX O'LOUGHLIN'S HOT EYE
- JAVIER BARDEM'S HOT THUMB
- GEORGE CLOONEY'S HOT ANKLE
- MIKE FISHER'S HOT HIP
- TALAN TORRIERO'S HOT CALF
- ELTON JOHN'S HOT HAND
- DAVID COPPERFIELD'S HOT ARM
- KELLAN LUTZ'S HOT BREAST
- ANGIE HARMON'S HOT BOTTOM
- OLIVIA PALERMO'S HOT THUMB
- JAMIE KENNEDY'S HOT NOSTRIL
- MILA KUNIS'S HOT FOOT
- LILY ALDRIDGE'S HOT BUTTOCKS
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frostbeees · 3 years
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thanks for tagging me babe @frecklybisexual
Put your music on shuffle and listen to the ten first songs that come on. Here are mine:
1. stubborn love by the lumineers
2. trees by twenty one pilots
3. songs we sang by levi huffman
4. a haunted house by jon bellion
5. this photograph is proof (i know you know) by taking back sunday
6. you’re so cute when you scream by senses fail
7. it’s gotta be you by backstreet boys
8. someone new by hozier
9. i wanna be bad by willa ford (lmao)
10. see you in hell by the creepshow
tagging: hell idk @softgrantaire @girouxes @jamesvanriemsdyk @fuzzyeldritchhorror and @bennsseguin
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tabloidtoc · 4 years
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Star, May 18
Cover: Richard Gere finally tells all 
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Page 1: Letting his heart run away with him Ben Affleck gives new love Ana de Armas a $200K ruby engagement ring 
Page 2: Contents, Cindy Crawford 
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Page 3: Colton Underwood walks his new dog Zooka, Amy Schumer and husband Chris Fischer on their new Food Network series Amy Schumer Learns to Cook, Jessica Alba on her 39th birthday, Carrie Underwood after a workout 
Page 4: In a new interview Katie Couric gives a peek at what she’ll unveil in her much-anticipated memoir 
Page 5: Rihanna’s toned down her raucous party-girl lifestyle but she can still crank up the volume according to her grousing L.A. neighbors, Felicity Huffman got busted for paying $15,000 to boost daughter Sophia’s SAT scores to help her get into a top college but it all proved for naught when Sophia proudly announced on Instagram that she’d been accepted into Pittsburgh’s prestigious Carnegie Mellon University this fall, a week after Michael Buble was accused by fans of rough horseplay with his wife Luisana Lopilato elbowing her and grabbing her arm as she talked over him during a livestream the two presented a united front in a workout clip 
Page 6: It was supposed to be a boom year for Chip and Joanna Gaines but 2020 is shaping up to be a bust because they were set to debut their new Magnolia Network in October but it’s been forced to halt the launch due to the economic downturn, despite rumors of battles over creative control behind the scenes of Big Little Lies last year there’s talk there might be another season and Zoe Kravitz is really pushing for it, Star Spots the Stars -- Adam Sandler, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Billy Porter 
Page 8: Star Shots -- Heidi Pratt working out, Maren Morris and baby Hayes, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott took a pig and their youngest kid Beau for a walk 
Page 9: Nicky Hilton Rothschild, Adam Sandler on a bike 
Page 10: Miranda Lambert making vegetable soup, Reese Witherspoon and dog Lou, Mariah Carey 
Page 12: Gisele Bunchen and her kids Vivian and Benjamin, Kylie Jenner, Hailee Steinfeld and dog Martini 
Page 13: Kevin Hart in the pool with kids Heaven and Kenzo and Hendrix, Joe Keery and his dog 
Page 14: George Clooney in his car, Drew Barrymore on her laptop
Page 15: Ryan Phillippe goes for a jog, Elizabeth Hurley, Kym and Robert Herjavec celebrated the 2nd birthday of their twins Haven and Hudson 
Page 16: Ian McKellen stepped outside his front door in London to join the weekly clap for caregivers dealing with the coronavirus crisis, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and daughter Jasmine, Kristin Chenoweth reading 
Page 17: Hilary Duff
Page 18: Shay Mitchell and daughter Atlas, Rita Ora, Mindy Kaling 
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Page 19: Scott Disick on his dirt bike, Jason Statham with son Jack on his shoulders 
Page 20: Normal or Not? Katy Perry dresses up as hand sanitizer -- not normal, Heidi Klum and husband Tom Kaulitz and his twin brother Bill Kaulitz show off their food babies -- normal
Page 21: Andy Cohen without pants for the virtual RHOA reunion taping -- not normal, Chelsea Handler showed how to turn a bra into a mask -- normal, Jared Leto hugs a tree while walking his dog -- not normal 
Page 22: Fashion -- black Chanel -- Margaret Qualley, Margot Robbie, Maggie Rogers 
Page 23: Penelope Cruz, Saoirse Ronan 
Page 26: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian leading separate lives -- as the couple approach their sixth wedding anniversary the cracks in their long-distance marriage are resurfacing 
Page 27: The change in plans for Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez’s Italian wedding will cost them around $1 million but they’re using the delay to create an even more lavish celebration, Britney Spears believes it’s only a matter of time until boyfriend Sam Asghari proposes but she figures he hasn’t yet because of money so in an effort to get things moving she’s prepared to pick up the tab for the engagement ring herself, Love Bites -- Katherine Schwarzenegger and Chris Pratt are expecting a baby, Hope Solo and Jerramy Stevens welcomed twins, Lea Michele and Zandy Reich expecting, Timothee Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp split, Leslie Grossman and Jon Bronson split 
Page 28: Dolly Parton is secretly struggling while caring for husband Carl Dean now in the early stages of Alzheimer’s disease, those closest to Liam Hemsworth are breathing a collective sigh of relief that he has found Gabrielle Brooks who can bring calm to his life, Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik expecting 
Page 29: Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari’s divorce gets nasty 
Page 30: Cover Story -- Richard Gere is telling pals he has no regrets about his colorful past and says he’s happier than ever with his wife and babies 
Page 34: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s anniversary from hell -- it should be a time for a celebration but two years into their marriage a forlorn and bitterly disappointed Harry and Meghan are under siege from every side 
Page 36: Mark Harmon is done with Hollywood -- he’s had a wild ride on one of TV’s most popular shows and now he may finally be ready to head into the sunset 
Page 38: Celebrity Hall Passes -- stars reveals the Hollywood crushes their partners have granted as freebies 
Page 42: Style -- color pop sneakers -- Karlie Kloss 
Page 44: Beauty -- stars DIY beauty recipes -- Kendall Jenner
Page 45: Karrueche Tran, January Jones
Page 46: Health -- Julianne Hough 
Page 48: Entertainment 
Page 60: Parting Shot -- Good Morning America contributor Will Reeve appeared suited up to give his report on the morning show but viewers got a bit more than they bargained for when the graphics on the bottom of the screen disappeared and Will’s camera setup revealed a slice of bare thigh under his TV-ready top half
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