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Jai: As far as Irey and I can tell, no.

Irey: unless the speedforce acts up again, we should live relatively normal life spans.

Jon: I mean. I have no idea what a kryptonians life span is normally. Plus Kon and I are only half kryptonian so we don’t know how it’s gonna work out.

Colin: pretty sure S.T.A.R. Labs said my DNA might become more unstable the more I use my powers. But I’m not totally sure what that means long term yet so yeah

Mar’i: *internal panic about mother’s premature death due to her powers and carrying Mar’i* not sure.

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Colin: pretty sure Mar’i should be exempt from this since she eats weird shit.

Mar’i: do you know how much cereal Dad and I eat? Especially when I first started living with him? Will say, no I don’t think it’s a soup.

Jon: yeah, I’m going with no. Kon asked Ma this once and she whacked him upside the head with a wooden spoon.

Colin: *laughing* god I love your grandparents! I’m going with no.

Milagro: absolutely not!

Jai/Irey: yes it is

Colin:…..I need an explaination.

Irey: technically soup is just some kind of stock as a base and some solids. So! Cereal is soup!

Damian:…..love…..milk is not stock….

Jai: don’t be a coward, Damian! Open up to the possibilities of weird culinary experiences!

Damian:…..Harper—

Lian: she has a point.

Damian: saeidni allah , ‘ana 'atazawaj min ajl hdha

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En un viaje muy random a México…

Están todos almorzando en un restaurante:


Tim: Jason, aquí dice que respirar el aire de la ciudad de México es igual a fumar 40 cigarros al día.


Jason: ajá, ¿y luego?


Tim: Con eso te basta, ¿por qué sigues fumando una cajetilla entera al día?


Jason:

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dick: ready for trick-or-treating dami?

damian: i cannot wear this i physically cannot

jason: dude, you have to, think of the look on bruce’s face

tim: get out here kid it’ll be hilarious

jon: cmon dami i bet it isn’t that bad!

damian, exits his room in a kids Superman costume: i- we are never doing this again. GRAYSON PUT THE CAMERA AWAY

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The Sleepover

Inspired by @daughter-of-apollo-fear-me

Damian wasn’t sure about this whole “sleepover” thing, of course he did want to try things normal kids get to do but this one? Seemed lame, but the others have done it and Grayson’s points were compelling so he pushed aside his thoughts and asked his father if he could participate in a normal sleepover.


Bruce agreed, of course, but had to ruin the glorious victory by saying, in his dad voice, “Damian, that’s five boys to one girl. Doesn’t that make you think it’s weird?” Damian shakes his head and brings up two points. “Drake had brought Miss Sandsmark for his, and father if you haven’t noticed not everyone is straight here.” That hit the bat more than it should have. He struck a nerve, if you will.


So here they are in Damian’s room, the owner of said room; wearing the green shorts and the shirt he stolen was given by Jon, as he was braiding Dawn’s hair. Billy and Colin were talking about what’s better in ice cream flavors, don’t ask. And Jon was with Don playing rock, paper, and scissors over something that most likely stupid.


Damian loved having his friends here and having loads of fun, but it after Jon won his game with Don it should’ve been a warning sign for what’s to come.


“Let’s go to the zoo.” A simple request, yes. Unfortunately it was 10 p.m. and Damian was banned from stepping foot near that zoo. He just wanted to pet an elephant… and set a few free. “Uh I don’t hate that idea, but why?” Damian asked, he never got an answer before Jon grabbed him and the twins grabbed the rest to break into Gotham city’s zoo.


Once they were inside every split up into two, the twins went to see the cheetahs, Billy and Colin went to the Lions, and then- the two obviously in love with each other- Damian and Jon went to the snakes. The half-Kryptonian was practically dragging the poor human, apparently he needed Damian to tell him all about the random facts he knows for snakes. Damian thinks he’s lying but didn’t bother to call him out. Why bother? So there they were, on the last snake there; the king cobra. “So have you seen this one?” Jon asked, face as close to the sleeping serpent. “Uh yeah, I had one as a pet but father said I couldn’t keep Nadira… she loved the showers and scared Grayson badly…” Damian missed her so much he found Alfred the cat, but he couldn’t replace her. Jon was about to comfort the boy but he heard the twins screaming. Welp, now this moment is ruined. “I think our friends are in trouble!” Jon got up and helped Damian up too, “I hope it’s not because Don decided to prank his sister, again.” They ran to the part the twins were supposed to be at, nothing. Nothing but a bow that Robin put in the speedster’s blonde hair. Before they could go and search for them a familiar face stopped them.


Jim Gordon.


“Boy’s I will not have you out this late, in a zoo that you’re banned from. Come Wayne’s kid.” The two sighed not wanting to risk anymore going to Bruce and went with Jim, got in the car with Jon they didn’t meet up with their friends until they got their own holding cell beside one buff man next to theirs.



Their holding cell was empty, actually beside one other guy there wasn’t really anyone else in the room filled with cells, a slow night in gotham? That’s a sight you don’t see every day. “We’re going to prison!” A familiar panicked fill shriek coming from the tallest boy in the group, a small smug smirk placed nicely onto the rich kid and a blonde girl with pigtails, they walked to their panicked friend and decided to tease him a bit. “Oh yes, we are going to prison billy.” Damian started, placing a scar hand on his friend’s shoulder, “Don’t worry Billy, your one of our bitches and we’ll make sure you are protected~” Dawn’s voice sent a bone chilling shiver up Billy’s spin he was left to mumbled incoherently on the bench with Colin just looking at the ceiling, accepting his fate. “Dawn! You can’t not just toy with Billy like that, we are not going to be your bitches!” Don fought, “right Jon?”, he looked for support in a trusted friend only to receive nothing. All eyes on the boy in question, daze and all, Damian walked up to the super waving his hand in front of his blue eyes. “Oh, I think we lost him.” Damian chuckled softly under his breath.


The twins fought for a bit longer, not as long as the group has seen before but long enough for Dawn to get her brother to submit to her and a group man cowardly farther from them; Damian noticed that part, which he told Dawn and they started talking about how Damian killed a man. This really made that other dude shake. Perfect~


“Colin, you haven’t said a word since this happened. Are you really okay with this!?” Don whispered, Colin’s head lazily turned to the side and with an emotionless face he said, “I have accepted my fate as their bitch, at least I know them well enough. No hush I’m counting.” He went back to the ceiling and our two wicked kids moved closer to Don and terrorize him a bit; leaving Jon to his gay awakening.


Jim came back, Billy busted out crying pleading for his life, and they got picked up by Barbara after a stern warning from Jim. The ride was silent and after a discussion with eye’s on the bats barbara covered for them, Alfred played along too, and the rest of their night was quiet… well as quiet as you can get in the Wayne’s manor.

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Since they’re having the party at their house, harper west family thought they should should get a family photo. 

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Luke insisted on going as ‘grandpa Wally’.

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the girls thought it would be funny to go as ‘creepy twins’ (and with parents like theirs, The Shining was the perfect option.)

“Come play with us, Uncle Collie.”

“JAI, LIAN, GET YOUR KIDS!”

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Lian trying to remember why she married this dork and had three kids with him….

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…….Jai reminding her why loving your best friend is awesome.

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With this crew, Colin and Milagro can do anything…….

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…except kiss. Kissing is gross!

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Birate king and queen looking to fuck shit up

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Speeddemon and our not-so-baby flower going as our favorite creepy family

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Best friends like their fathers! 

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Fairy princess Laney and Pirate Max thinking of ways they can cause mischief

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Mar’i had no idea what she was going to be for Halloween….

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So she decided to match her babies.

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Vampire Jon loving his fairy queen wife

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Older cousins getting a picture together! They’re all so freaking cute together.

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Max likes when Tio Jai-Jai  starts to sing and play on the piano……

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but Jai likes when they sing together

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Jai telling the kids a ghost story while Luke sits with him (lookit him looking at his daddy! <3)

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Damian couldn’t resist doing the Gomez dip with his beautiful wife

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“Well, Dr. West, it seems the night is still young.”

“Is it, Dr. Wayne? I hadn’t noticed.” 

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Can we admire how cute these two are? Like M&M loves her little sister and Laney will fight….pretty much anyone who makes M&M mad or says they’re not sisters, genetics be damned.

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You can’t expect the fairy queen and her fairy princess not to dance when there’s music!

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Silly cousins……

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to sleepy cousins

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Luke needs to make sure Daddy doesn’t take all the kisses

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Lian loves her silly boy!

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Jai being a dummy, but hey, they love him

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Ben and Mami figuring out where the treasure could be at

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Laney is not here for the kisses, Momma and Daddy!

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Damian took a deep breath, glancing over at the figure slumped in the car beside him.

They had been driving for hours. Damian had lost track at this point. He just knew that he kept having to switch radio stations - nothing ever played anything good. There was just the sound of the radio, the rumble of the shitty country highway under his tires, and Jon’s soft snoring in the passenger seat. It was pitch black outside, on the rare occasion that they passed someone on the highway, their headlights were blinding. Damian’s ankle ached from where he had sprained it, and his back was sore. His butt had gone numb about an hour ago. 

He could ask Jon to switch, he could pull over into a gas station, and wake him up with a gentle shake and a soft kiss. He could do that, and then he’d be able to lay back and sleep and relax. But he wouldn’t do that. Jon needed his rest. Jon wasn’t used to pulling all nighters, while Damian was. He’d gone days without sleep before, he could do a 20 hour drive no problem.

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I mean I gave up on it (and the Superman titles, and not just for that reason) a while ago. But I still like the thought.

5G got downgraded to a smaller elseworlds, so there’s not the need for him to be older anymore. But still, it is what it is.

Don’t like what has been going on with Clark and Lois, either.

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