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reginaldqueribundus · 9 months

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Star Trek TOS: what if the captain was a slut who got in fights all the time and did whatever the hell he wanted and it all sort of worked out anyway

TNG: what if the captain drank tea and gave speeches instead

DS9: what if the captain was a single father and religious figure trying to hold onto his morals in the face of an existential threat

Voyager: what if the captain was trying to get her unruly scout troop back home and also she had a GUN

Enterprise: what if the captain was a massive dweeb

Kelvin timeline: what if the first guy was actually a horny frat boy

Disco: what if the captain was a cryptofascist? no wait, what if he was just sooooooo handsome, like so mind-meltingly handsome that is just feels unfair? wait, what if he was a deer? no actually what if she did whatever the hell she wanted, but also felt emotions about it?

Picard: what if the captain was a secondary character driven into solitude by his PTSD, and then we suddenly replaced him with some dipshit from Chicago

Lower Decks: what if the captain was your well-meaning perfectionist mother

Prodigy: what if the captain was a purple teenager

SNW: what if the captain was your dad

#star trek #a post by me™#jim kirk #jean luc picard #benjamin sisko #kathryn janeway #jonathan archer #michael burnham #christopher pike #cristobal rios #carol freeman #dal r'el #gabriel lorca #saru #liam shaw #1k

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marxistgnome · 8 months

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The funniestvthing about enterprise so far is that the ship will encounter something and go ooo yay lets investigate it and tpol will be like vulcan protocols for tgese situations advise that we do this for safety reasons :| and archers always like we dont need to do that 😏 we're humans ✊✊✊ and were out here to explore 🤛🤛💪💪 so thats whst were gonna do 🦅🦅🦅🦅. And as someone who has watched star trek shows that are later on in the timeline i can recognise the thing t'pol brought up as like a key starfleet principle or a very strict away mission rule in tos/tng era trek so i immediately know that the mission is not only going to go tits up but its going to go tits up to such an extent that it will have a lasting effect on starfleets approach to space travel. The thing Vulcans misunderstand about humanity is that they can't accept anything based on logic at least 2 people hsve to get poisoned/stranded/pregnant/shot at for a safety procedure to be implemented. Enterprise is earths incredibly necessary fuck around and find out ship.

#star trek #enterprise #t'pol #jonathan archer #its such good dramatic irony #cos the stuff t'pol saud will literally be like the prime directivd ir a standard mission protocol #and archer will be like nah #and im like ohhhh he us about to bd proven wring in the worst way

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acecroft · 1 year

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Capt. Archer & Cmdr. Tucker in STAR TREK ENTERPRISE "Desert Crossing"

#trekedit #enterpriseedit #scifiedit #tvedit #jonathan archer #trip tucker #scott bakula #connor trinneer #star trek enterprise #star trek #m/m #mygifs #usermichi #trekdaily #cinemapix #televisiongifs #ah sweaty sports on alien planet #a classic

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evviejo · 1 month

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STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE - S2E9 Singularity

#trekedit #star trek #star trek enterprise #jonathan archer #charles trip tucker iii #malcolm reed #star trek*#ent*#ent 2x09 #archer*#trip*#reed*#scott bakula #connor trinneer #dominic keating

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justreckin · 3 months

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spockvarietyhour · 2 months

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That's not the ringing endorsement you think it is. "Affliction"

#Star Trek Enterprise #Enterprise #Affliction #Affliction (episode)#T'Pol #Jonathan Archer #startrekedit #startrekdaily #entedit #enterpriseedit #GIF #my gifs #tvedit #scifiedit #00sedit #secret enterprise rewatch #hide and queue

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male--wife · 2 months

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every 2 episodes i think ‘man i hope shran comes back soon’

#star trek enterprise #Star Trek #thylek shran #Jonathan archer #thy’lek shran #enterprise #ent

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aspiringnexu · 3 months

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Humans are Vulcan catnip, I swear to Q.

Spock and Kirk: No need to explain. In any universe they are drawn together and Spock abandons any sense of rationality if his Captain is hurt or just looks at him sweetly.

Sarek and Amanda: Admitted he married Amanda for love, not logic. Then made Spock.

Solkar and Zefram: Ten seconds off the spaceship and Solkar decides to do the diplomatic thing and make out with this human.

Surak and Archer: Archer was given Surak's katra without his knowledge and when T'Pau attempted to extract him Surak clung to the mental doorframe because he was safer here and he liked it better here, despite the logic of being housed in a nice logical Vulcan mind instead.

Solok and Sisko: Solok abandoned all pretense of logic when he won a wrestling match with a young Sisko and became so obsessed with him that he taught an entire Vulcan Starfleet crew how to play baseball just so he could beat Sisko again.

T'Pol and Trip: T'Pol became so attached to the Enterprise crew that she gave up her military career with Vulcan to continue to serve as First Officer, and to keep close with her boyfriend.

Tuvok and Janeway: Tuvok is fiercely loyal to Janeway, to the point that he will go along with her illogical plans just because he has such great faith in her.

Soval and Forrest: Soval respected Forrest but when Forrest died saving Soval it uprooted what loyalty he had left to the Vulcan High Command (who he then realised was corrupt) and he went rogue trying to save Vulcan from itself. (Really watch for the nose flare when he talks to Archer next to Forrest's casket, that Vulcan is pissed.)

#star trek #spock #james t kirk #spirk #sarek #amanda grayson #solkar #zefram cochrane #surak #jonathan archer #captain solok #benjamin sisko #t'pol #trip tucker #tuvok #kathryn janeway

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hitrone · 3 months

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#I started this back in september ughh #star trek #star trek enterprise #st ent #ent #jonathan archer #thy’lek shran #shrancher

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mornington-the-crescent · 9 months

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#star trek #star trek tng #star trek ds9 #star trek voyager #star trek enterprise #james kirk #jean luc picard #benjamin sisko #kathryn janeway #jonathan archer

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kingoftheu · 1 year

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Guy who thinks that because of "Deep Space Nine," "Voyager," "Enterprise," and "Discovery" the name of the ship in "Star Trek: The Next Generation" is the USS The Next Generation.