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mcuxhp777 · 2 months

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Damian: These are my older brothers

Jon: Hi

The three brothers: Hey

Damian: Oh, you will love Titus

Jon: Oh, he and Krypto can play along

Damian: Of course

*They walk out of the living room*

Jason: No fucking way is that Damian

Tim: *Shrugs* Maybe Jon actually made him human

Dick: I have to agree with Jason, he referred to us as 'brothers' and not 'Bruce's three disappointments'

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superbat-love · 1 month

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Damian: Bruce Jr. Wayne.

Jon: No, he should be called Clark Jr. Kent.

Tim: Forseti. God of justice, peace and reconciliation.

Jason: Peace? Not if he’s going to be living in this house.

Dick: What about Justice Kent-Wayne?

Jon: I like it!

Damian: Vengeance Wayne-Kent.

Kon: Brark Waykent.

Tim: Eww.

Jason: Superbat.

Dick: That sounds more like a superhero name.

Kon: Cluce Kentayne.

Tim: Go away Conner.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 14 days

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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

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dc-and-damirae · 11 months

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clark, driving damian and jon: So how was your day?

jon: We almost got surprise adopted!

clark: What?

damian: We almost got kidnapped.

clark: Oh, okay.

clark: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

clark: oh, was it one of your bro-

damian: yes now keep driving we are going to be late

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kitschysandglass · 3 months

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Damian hates the cold

Damian *texting*: Can you preheat the room? I'm on my way home

Jon: What are you banana bread?

Damian: Be very careful with what you say next.

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strawberry-forest-does-stuff · 5 months

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original screenshot from @gjjuddmk2

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Has Jon Kent ever met the other Jon? (Jonathan Crane)

I can only imagine how that would go...

Crane: With this organic compound, I will not only make you see your greatest fear, I will MANIFEST them.

Crane: *pushes a button*

Crane: Tremble as your worst nightmare comes to life!

Crane: *disappears*

Jon: *tears up because he's all alone*

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devine-fem · 11 days

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Jon: I’m… I think I like boys and girls… romantically.

Damian, raising an eyebrow: I thought so, not gonna lie.

Jon: What- What? How?

Damian: When I play out the scene in my head of someone trying to kiss you then I can’t imagine you rejecting them regardless of who they might be. You’re too nice.

Jon, offended: What? That’s not true. I wouldn’t just let anyone-

*One very sudden and drawn out kiss from Damian later.*

Jon:

Damian: Jon?

Jon:

Damian: Now you shut up?

Jon:

Damian, completely innocent to his own actions: Well, case and point.

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strslv-4sh · 1 month

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Jon: I'm cold :(

Damian, already putting his jacket on Jon: Didn't I tell you to bring a jacket? >:(

—

Any other person: I'm cold :(

Damian: This sounds like your problem

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satoshy12 · 6 days

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Dani:" Like the Hero Lois Lane, I will find the truth." Jon:" You mixed Mom and Superman up again."

Dani gave her boyfriend a look: "No...no, I didn't..."

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bat-stuff · 10 months

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Damian: if you keep doing stuff like this we can't be seen in public together

Jon, who has managed to fit an entire package of marshmallows in his mouth: mhugh?

Damian: Jesus christ spit those out before you choke

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mcuxhp777 · 2 months

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Bruce: I can't say I'm surprised

Jason: You knew

Bruce: First it was you with Gar, then it was Dick with Wally, then it was Tim with Kon and now, Damian's dating Jon

Tim: I don't understand, what's the point

Bruce: Every one of you attracts supers

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superbat-love · 9 months

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Bruce: I’ve finally done it. I think this may be one of my best inventions yet.

Clark: Awesome! It’s a..a..umm is that a lollipop?

Bruce: It’s not just a lollipop; it’s THE lollipop, Clark. This is the lollipop that never ends, no many how many times you lick it. It’s a regenerating lollipop, the ultimate snack for superhumans with bottomless pits for stomachs.

Clark: Wow!

Bruce: Hands off! That’s not for you. I made them especially for Jon and Kon.

Clark: What? No! What about me?

Bruce: Okay, this S-shaped, apple-flavored one is for you.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 1 month

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some Wayne gala shenanigans

Damian: Some people have no shame.

Jon, a plate of brûlée on his hand: What do you mean?

Damian: Tt. Those so called classy, but actually pretentious women are embarrassing themselves for not understanding the memo.

Jon: What memo?

Damian turns his eyes away from the sight of some women, trying their best to get his brothers' attention and to the said memo.

As said memo are two redheads, and a half kryptonian and half human eating by the food area.

more women approach his brothers.

Damian, frowns: We need to save Richard, Todd and Drake.

Jon: They do look uncomfortable.

Damian, sighs: I have to enter the battlefield.

Jon, pats Damian's shoulder: You will be remembered by your bravery, Dames.

Damian breathes and walks towards the inner circle.

before Damian can even say anything else, the women have started cooing at him.

Damian internally cringes and he hopes this would be worth it.

thankfully, Damian don't have to suffer long as Wally, Roy and Conner join the commotion.

Roy: Sorry, Jaybaby. *he has that crooked smile, that Jason personally adores, as he wraps an arm around his waist* I was caught up at the food buffet. Want something to eat?

Jason, internally thanks the heavens for Roy and leans close to him: Starved. Excuses, everyone.

Todd is saved. Check.

Wally: Come on, honey. *holds Dick's hand and leads him away* I deserve a dance.

Dick, smiles like an idiot and holds Wally's hand: I better go, ladies. He gets a temper. Have a good night.

Richard is saved. Check.

Conner, touches Tim's shoulder then his cheek: Want something to drink? You seem tired, babe.

Tim, finally feeling awake for the first time since this happened and touches Conner's hand that's on his face: Yes, please, babe. Ladies, will you excuse me?

Drake is saved. Check.

the ladies are left speechless. some are jealous. some are frustrated they can't get the Wayne fortune. but, some are in awe.

Damian, lightly smirks. It's never gonna happen, ladies. Now, enjoy your night. Excuse me.

he finds Jon by the sweets section.

Damian, nudges Jon's arm: Thank you for that, Jon.

Jon, smiles: It's nothing. I needed to save you too.

they give each other a high five then proceed to challenge the other on who can eat the most chocolate covered strawberries.

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arguablysomaya · 2 years

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Jon: We had a party for Valentine's day at my school.

Damian: Valentine's Day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and-

Jon: They told us to make cards for the people we cared about, so I made one for you.

Jon: *hands him a card covered with glitter*

Damian:

Damian: tt- thank you.

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kitschysandglass · 3 months

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Jon: I'm in love with you.

Damian: We called of the prank war last night at midnight, idiot.

Jon: I know.

Damian: Ah. Okay. Um. Right. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool --

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