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jordanparker · 2 years

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the tags: SOULMATES!! THEY'RE SOULMATES!! FFS ITS AN AU WHERE THEYRE SOULMATES

me the moment its revealed they're soulmates: oh ma h god theyre sOuLMaTES!!11!!!1!!!!!

#jordan talks shit #shitpost #random #soulmate au #starker #spideypool #winterspider #spidershield #becus im currently having a fixation on soulmates :DD

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slasherscream · 2 months

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wait everyone STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW..... jordan li x reader The BodyGuard au

#bee talks #y'all gotta stop playing with me i'm NOT well #idea list #jordan li x reader #putting on my clown shoes here we fucking go again i guess #they're already so guard dog coded im not saying SHIT else you see the vision

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aahsoka · 2 months

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this ex fiancee plot is like. aggravating for no reason. we already need to contend with him not admitting he might die in ten years we dont uhhhh need this?

#its so bizarrely plotted lmfao #jordan talks #marry my husband #i just feel like theres enough going on with the dying still being a possibility and the cancer going to her friend etc etc etc #i get what ji won is feeling rn but i hope shes gonna work through it #bc it is an irrational response based on anxiety. this man did everything right to be in a relationship with her #and this ex fiancee is just annoying like no wonder he doesnt like u girl #tbh like she could have had these kinds of relationship anxiety issues to work through Without ~another woman~#I did. so #but i guess its a drama so FINE ill suffer through the annoying ex fiancee . just promise me more cute shit and epiphany later

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rainymoodlet · 7 months

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[ A Coffee Break ]

Part 5 of 6 ☕

#me anytime dan stutters: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 bachelor challenge #ts4 challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #||#dan with anyone else: i am confident and never doubt what i say thank u #dan with literally just these two: u-um maybe i don't know shit actually #allan didn't get a proper intro this post (next one) bc all of the shots i had close-up were of his Angy Face #which will make more sense but #!!! my three babies #for reference: dan's dad had brown hair and was pasty white #his mother is from selvadorada uvu #but also allan and jordan were the only ones who popped out with his brown hair HAHA BITCH #also dan's accent definitely gets heavier and thicker when he's talking with his family omg #my eastern nc accent comes out so bad so i figure he's much the same #this lil baby boy... i look at him... i stroke the screen... he my babey...#allan's about to unload a whole can of emotional I'm A Therapist Now Because Of Our Shared Shit Childhood Trauma whoopass on dan ahem #me trying desperately to show the difference between dan and his siblings' lives by decorating their houses and showing them whereas #dan's bigass lonely ass ranchhouse is a ~mystery~#but like idk if i can explain this right but...#rachel's house is warm and wooden and full of love and safety #allan's living room is calm and carpeted and soft blue and full of little signs of life #and there is Daniel... Alone.#i just [SCREAMS AT SOUND BARRIER BREAKING LEVELS]

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field-s-of-flowers · 3 months

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Oh speaking of the great gatsby. Do you think Daisy Buchanan and Jordan Baker ever explored each other’s bodies

#soph’s posts #I think Jordan is gay. This is based on nothing however I am right #Daisy is straight but she’s also bored and Jordan is HOT #Anyway I think Nick is also gay and in another life he and Jordan could’ve been besties #They would be so good at talking shit about all their friends together #the great gatsby

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richter-kale · 2 years

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i love you hal jordan with a visibly broken nose i love you hal jordan with dark brown eyes i love you freckled hal jordan i love you hal jordan with a slightly downturned set mouth i love you hal jordan without overly defined musculature i love you Just Some Guy looking hal jordan

#hal jordan #i think about him a normal healthy amount #and NO MORE THAN THAT #green lantern #green lantern fanart #dc #my art #richter-kale #yurrr he’s talking to jason in this #jason’s fucking shit up (as children do) and hal’s like ohh how much shit are you in if i perhaps see what ur doing rn #and jason’s like . well a whole lot #so hal’s like oh that’s weird i’ve temporarily gone blind. bye #wips you are my enemy this is so weird looking

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capfalcon · 6 months

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it is so much easier to be a pacifist when you're not in any danger.

#fucking christian moralistic thinking #'it is never okay to harm a person'#people genuinely seem to think revolution and change happens by being nice??????????#and sharing stupid fucking instagram posts??????????#i want those fucking people to look up how algiers won their freedom.#you know how they did it? by bombing people!#it wasnt pretty and it wasnt nice and it wasn't 'morally good'#but it worked #people who have never cracked a book on decolonization #genuinely begging people to read about algiers.#also i am FUCKING begging people to climb out of their sheltered little moralistic black and white thinking #it is absolutely the language of the colonizer to tell people not to fight back #us history tries to tell you to forget about malcom x and the black panthers #tries to sell you a dream of nonviolence through MLK #HE WAS SHOT TO DEATH.#i mean goddamn. the civil war was the most bloody war in US history #i just. i am so fucking tired of these sanitized people who have never ever had any education on the topic #talking about shit that genuinely doee not affect them.#jordan rants

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devilsskettle · 23 days

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i've watched a lot of good films lately in an attempt to catch up with a bunch of movies that have come out recently, but talk to me was the best movie i've seen in a LONG time

#i put off watching it for so long because i was sure it was overrated + i'm generally not a fan of possession movies #(because so many of them try to be the exorcist and they will never be the exorcist. you know how it is)#but holy shit. genuinely a brilliant movie in every aspect of filmmaking + completely aligned with my personal taste #+ exactly what i look for thematically in possession and/or ghost movies #+ the absolute perfect balance between psychological and gory #and like i said SUCH a good cold opening #tbh i think it's a useful trick to know how to get your audience to buy into a supernatural premise from the very first scene #i think that takes some VERY effective + skillful writing and directing #and as someone who again typically does NOT like possession movies i usually end the movie NEVER buying into the story #not because i'm a 'skeptic' or whatever just because the writing doesn't do the work #but SCENE ONE of this movie i was so in it #anyway. movee of all time to me #also from the trailers etc i had thought that that fluffy yellow sweatshirt mia wears at the beginning of the movie was a bathrobe lmao #my first impression of what this movie was gonna be like was NOT correct #anyway 'recently' means in the past 2 years i guess?#actually maybe this post was a lie because i LOVED nope which was also just an absolute cinematic masterpiece #anytime i watch a jordan peele movie it's just like. this man is so far beyond any other filmmaker out there right now #it's almost unfair to watch lol like an olympic gold medalist running laps around a middle school track team #anyway ummm. yeah talk to me was good though

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rillette · 2 years

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I colored it and added internal dialogue o7

#hal jordan #green lantern sleepers #basketball #hal's internal dialogue is adapted bc there isn't like actual internal dialogue going on #anyways ive been listening to the new muse album on loop for the past. checks watch #at least three hours probably #its good.#ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh completely satsified with all of this but like. eh. i like the background so who give a shit #its me i give a shit but also i dont care i want to go to sleep its almost three am in the morning #i SHOULD have given him a bloody nose if i wanted to be CANON ACCURATE but i forgor </3 #ok im going to stop talking in tags and post this now byeeeeeeeeeee

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apollos-boyfriend · 6 months

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Only reason I took the vasectomy thing literal is just cause of how passionate you are about Sparklez. That and I figured if it wasn’t, you would’ve posted something by now akin to what you do about Purpled’s pronouns. The periodic wanting to use she/her for him in fanfics.

u underestimate my dedication to the bit. you're right, i would've. but still

#muse talk #anon #that reminds me rosie she/her'd jordan the other day and i lost my shit #it as so funny

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jordanparker · 2 years

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its always the fics i read at 2 am that have the most jawdropping, juiciest, most spectacular plot ever to exist.

#yes its abt the kid fic that was just posted in the spideypool tags #THEYRE GETTING MARRIED #AND THEYRE ROOM MATES #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #jordan talks shit #shitpost #random #spideypool

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danothan · 7 months

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okay not to freak out but i think i might’ve found the one