who wants a soft and caring (and totally not murderous) husband?
He doesn't have a name yet bc I'm too lazy
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"Your body floods with cortisol and stress and rage hormones. Your heart rate picks up, and as it does, you begin to feel a rhythm to your own heartbeat that you recognize is mathematical. There's an asymptote. It picks up in speed. There is a mathematics to your rage. You can follow. Your drummer sensibilities come in, and you pick it up, hitting harder, rhythm faster."
"Keepin' the beat."
[…]
"The entire world of Aguefort has told you that it doesn't make sense to be an artificer and a barbarian, and for a moment you go, "No, there is a math to being mad.""
HOLLLLY SHIT BRENNAN. I'M GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR.... FOREVER I THINK???????
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because if I open my mouth, its not closing again
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yeah no don't worry we're sending you the newest model. this one has freckles
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how fucking special it is the moment when fjord breaks his pact & the immediate response of the nein, offering up their tools without being asked, without second thought, one after the other. how special their little family is. my heart is twice its size
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i see your macro riv and raise you: huge fat macro gourmand
Guh. Youre so smart.
Carrying the colony on her back
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remember in like. 2018 or something. found a style of art that emphasized not looking good. and did it! referred to it as trash art because that what liked call it
but when showed therapist she refused call it trash art. would hold up to show her with big smile and say " trash art!! " and she got offended.
because clearly am insulting own art by call it trash
but. that not what doing. call it trash art because
why trash have no value? why trash automatic ugly and bad and useless? " one man trash another mans treasure " such popular phrase but apparently trash not allowed be treasure to same man.
and why ugly mean have no value? why no value mean bad? why useless mean no value? let things be useless and ugly and bad and let things take up space and be loud
think the ties between " no value and bad and ugly and trash and useless " in art very very close to ones between " no value and bad and ugly and trash and useless " in people
something something people are art
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not to be That Person but some of the faces he makes...
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i think it would be funny if pantalone had a rogue younger sibling who never joined the fatui with him because they downright REFUSED to be controlled by one of the seven, so now there's just this... vagabond snezhnayan adult who strangely resembles the richest man on teyvat and wanders around adopting random poverty-stricken orphans, teaching them tax evasion, and overall just causing the fatui problems (solely to annoy their brother LMFAO). meanwhile he turns a blind eye to this because... that's, unfortunately, his family.
anyway tl;dr-- rich guy with a vagabond younger sibling who lives to piss him off and make his job harder
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