justice league halloween party where everyone dresses up as batman to fuck with him but it backfires when bruce comes in dressed up as sexy superman
Justice League #56
Written by: Joshua Williamson
Art by: Robson Rocha
“Doom Metal” part four of five! In this Dark Nights: Death Metal tie-in issue, the Justice League has nowhere left to hide from the agents of Perpetua. The towering, nightmarish Omega Knight hunts them to the edges of Brimstone Bay and will stop at nothing until the team is obliterated! And all the while, above Perpetua’s…
bruce once paid for clark’s funeral. a bank is nothing to him.
i want trusts me ( trusts me) the way you trusts me ( trusts me) oooh, cause I’d love to see me from your point of view
My expectations are low, but they can always go lower
- Batman, about the justice league
Knightmare League 🦇 🗡 🔱
Knightmare Arthur 🔱
A dumb midnight thought I simply had to type out bc my brain is being a Bastard and not letting me sleep
The only time Bruce Wayne does not care about the poor/disenfranchised is when he is obliterating his family/fellow Justice Leaguers at Monopoly.
At any other point he’s 100% on board with the “tax the rich” and “the upper class exploits the middle class and then tells them it’s the fault of the working class/proletariat in order to incite mistrust and further isolate both classes from one another, thereby keeping their place in society, with their foot on other’s throats” vibes. Ya know?
buT THE SECOND he touches a Monopoly board with a family member/friend,,,,, “Maybe you should try not being poor~~~”
“Oh, you wanted King’s Cross? Too bad, I own it now, and the other three train stations. And also both utilities. And also Mayfair and Park Lane. And also—”
“Oh, you’re bankrupt?” *sips water* “Shame.”