#KEEP MY WIFES NAME

[milfyspamton]

why areyou afraid of milf spamtonsaggy titty swag ….😡

eebie please i just want to see my wife again

#KEEP MY WIFES NAME #OUT OF YOUR DAMN MOUTH #ask #❤️ #never change eebie

[bowiebond]

“Maybe Eddie owns that porno mag because Wayne gave it to him to try and convert—“

#KEEP MY WIFES NAME #OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH #the audacity #I will never be over this #Wayne Munson Stan first and foremost #He is a good uncle and a kind man #who took in his nephew after his brother was arrested #who makes ends meet for him and his boy #who vocally defends him #and replaced his missing poster more than once #he never for a second doubted Eddie’s heart and morals #he loves that boy and the freak that he is #and him being queer would never stop him from supporting him wholeheartedly #Wayne is also an older man with no significant other #for all we know he accepts Eddie because he’s LIKE Eddie #or simply strives to make him comfortable and happy #Wayne disrespect will get you blocked here omg #that is MY emotional support uncle #wAyNe iS hOmOphObiC shut your dumbass up #also with the whole trying to prove Eddie gay thing #for your headcanon #he can still be gay and like straight corn! #it’s a thing #or he’s bi #that doesn’t erase his attraction to men #chill

[motley-cunt]

what happened to shutting your fucking mouth maybe maybe shut up you don’t know ANYTHING

#not directed at anyone #KEEP MY WIFES NAME #OUT YOUR FUCKIN #MOUTH #motley rambles #rantpost

[daenerysies]

#house of the dragon #baela targaryen #baela the brave #team black #*they* are speaking about her again -_- #keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth #‘sunfyre would never fly again.’ ATE #anti team green

[spicyet]

fem!Shuro from that one panel

#dungeon meshi #shuro #nakamoto toshiro #toshiro nakamoto #shuro dungeon meshi #laishuro #implied anyways #Sam’s doodles of the day #I like to think Fem!Shuro is talking to the other girls about how Laios keeps ‘complimenting’ her when she’s training or using her sword #Or she’s a bit upset because Laios said something close to ‘I need you!’ And while she’s fawning he adds ‘and so does the party!’ #Queue her heart shattering bc she didn’t wanna hear the last part #and is complaining to the other girls about how Laios is giving her mixed signals #or just plain and simple Laios compliments her to no end and she’s been waiting for those compliments to turn into a confession #(In my mind Shuro only has romance novels as dating reference lolololol) #Also thank u to my wife for helping with the kanji that makes for fem!shuro’s name #Kiyomine nakamoto #and rather than a mistake she thinks Laios calls her ‘Inne’ as a cute nickname like couples would do #anyways she’s hopelessly in love

[dr3smile]

Zak Brown once again saying the FIA should do something about VCarb. Why is it an issue now all of a sudden? They’ve owned this team for how many years? Now that they’re finally using all the parts they’re allowed to legally he has an issue? No other team principal has had anything to say about it.

He should really focus on his own team and his own car. I know it’s probably got nothing to do with Daniel but it feels like it’s about him. Where’s the same energy for Haas and Ferrari? Or Merc and all their customer teams?

I need Daniel to get another win in the VCarb before either of his twinks ever get one win just to shove it in his stupid face that it was never a Daniel issue it was ALWAYS a MCL issue.

Okay rant over.

#daniel ricciardo #danny ric #dr3 #ric3 #f1 #anti mclaren #anti Zak brown #VCarb #dude really needs to mind his own business #keep my wife’s name out your mouth

[whisp-crs]

me whenever senator Xiono said anything about Ezra

#star wars #ezra bridger #rebels #ahsoka show #chopper #kanan jarrus #star wars rebels #ahsoka tano #sabine wren #hera syndulla #ahsoka #the ahsoka series #garazeb orrelios #ahsoka spoilers #keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

[pepperpixel]

“Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign!

(sur-ger-y!)

Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine!

(my-my-mind!!!!)

I remember waking up with my mind repaired.

(A-OK! ^^)

I remember when I realized, she wasn't there...”

Amnesia was her name….. is. so. horrifically. sadly fitting for these two in literally every single line. And I’m gonna NEED ALL OF U GUYS TO GO LISTEN TO IT NOW OK… THIS ISNT A DRILL GO GO GO GO!!!

Anyway… uhh. the fact Betty “blessed” this guy to like. An eternally long lifespan w THIS FUCKED UP OF A MENTAL STATE IS SO SCREWED UP GHGH- Like poor Simon god damn…! u kno he’d rather just keep on not sorting out his baggage and trauma forever too cuz it’d be too complicated… too much… force him to admit things about himself and about BETTY that he really really doesn’t want to… better to just leave it all unexamined.. pack it all into lil boxes so he can just try to ignore it and pretend it doesn’t exist… HE GOTTA LIVE FOREVER W IT THO… *ME BANGING ON SIMONS DOOR AT 3 IN THE MORNING*: “SIMON U GOTTA ACCEPT URSELF!!!! LOVE URSELF!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE N ACCEPT EVEN THE “BAD” PARTS OF URSELF!!!! SIMON PLEASE!!!!! SIMON EVEN PPL WHO LOVE YOU AND WHO YOU LOVE CAN HURT YOU!!!! ACKNOWLEDGE IT!!! ACKNOWLEDGE THE HURT AND ACKNOWLEDGE UR FEELINGS!!!! AND URSELF!!!!! SIMON!!!!” anyway… gGHGH YEA, SRRY. SIMON PETRIKOVS MENTAL ILLNESSES MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM GONNA EXPLODE. ANYWAY HAVE SOME ART. W a bunch of diff versions cuz I’m indecisive!

#adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #doodles #lol at tagging this petrigroff but nah I stand by it man!!!! #being a petrigroff shipper is understanding that I’m actually canon these two need som fuckin COUPLES COUNSELING. OR TO JUST BREAKUP. #like….. gGHG I LOVE BETTY BUT ALSO. ALSO… also…. these 2 have some issues… seperate and together issues. lmao #ANYWAY THO. ANYWAY THO. IM SO FUCKING EXCITED. I SAW THE NEW TRAILER. IM GONNA DIE. MY WIFE I GOT TO SEE MY WIFE #AND WERE ACTUSLLY GONNA GET SIMON MENTAL STATE SHIT YEAHHHHH!!!! #HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!! #FIONNA AND CAKE DO NOT LET THIS NERD KEEP RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS FEELINGS FUCKING GET HIS ASS!!! MAKE HIM FACE IT AND WORK THRU IT!!! #pls!!!! if even Simon Petrikovs can start working thru his mental traumas there might be hope for all of us ghghg #uh but anyway yeah. AMBESIA IS HER NAME IS SO THEM.. STRAIGHT UP I FELT THE URGE TO EVEN LIKE. make an animatic for it!! it was so fitting! #im not gonna make an animatic cuz I don’t feel like it but!!! I saw it… I saw the animatic in my brain ghghg- #there’s a lot of typos in these tags but. just do me a favor… and pretend like there aren’t lol #fionna and cake #am I…. possibly…. projecting more mental trauma and issues on Simon. then he ACTUALLY has… #probably. yes. but!!!! he def still DOES have issues. I feel like I’m probably exaggerating the Betty ones cuz he #never really outright expresses feeling hurt by her. but also I feel like!!!! he’s the sorta guy!!! WHO WOULDNT EXPRESS THAT! #cuz he loves her!!!!! sO MUCH!! and she did so much and pushed herself so far and was trying so hard… and also she’s fucking basically d #dead now!!!! it’d be like. disrespectful of her memory…. to feel that. also what’s even the point of expressing that pain she’s gone!!!!! #she did all of that.. for him… how could he…. just. spit in the face of that #im writing those last few tags in the he perspective of simons mind btw… the things he tells himself…. #anyway gGHG MAYBE I AM PROBABLY PROJECTING MORE ISSUES ON HIM THEN HE ACTUALLY HAS BUT WHO CARES MAN #I’m allowed ghghgh- #I wanna draw art of Simon having a traumatic flashback to the ‘Dont worry ull be obliterated soon!’ line and hating himself for it #ice king isn’t him!!! it isn’t him! it’s not him!!! why does that hurt it shouldn’t hurt she wasn’t talking to HIM #BUT SHE WAS #SHE WAS… she didn’t think of the ice king as Simon but he IS… HE IS AND JUST. URGHGH

[coffinlordcrafts]

You heard him, nothing to see here! 💙⚔️

#i imagine him saying this to rouvelier lol #like the ‘keep my wife’s name out your mouth!’ scene #you know the one #au where they just tell rouvelier to fuck off that’s the dream #don’t mind me and my silly yulmas #alma karma #yu kanda #kanda yuu #d.gray-man #d.gray man #d gray man #dgm #yulma #yuulma #d gray man hallow #blue hair and pronouns #dgm fanart #dgm meme

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

Everytime a bingqiu tiktok edit gets made with the song "teacher's pet" by Melanie Martinez unironically a baby hedgehog dies.

#THAT IS LITERALLY NOT WHAT THEIR RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE DURING BINGHE'S DAYS AS A DISCPLE PLEASE STOP #STOP IT. KEEP MY WIFE'S (SQQ'S) NAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH. #svsss #bingqiu #scum villains self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu

[cowboylikejesper]

the amount of anger that flows through my body every time i remember seeing someone on twitter say that jesper would cheat on wylan

#this was all the way back in may-june of last year but still #wow the biphobia and racism 😍😍 we love to see it !!! #/sarcasm #y’all always wanna demonize black or bisexual characters #and for what #jesper would literally never do that like what is wrong with you #he loves wylan so much #did you read the books with your eyes closed #KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH #/ref #six of crows #soc #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone #s&b #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #leigh bardugo

[cardudescrown]

Randalin @ Jude:

“You were a good seneschal,” Randalin says, surprising me.

“You care about Elfhame. That’s why I implore you to relinquish your title.”

Cardan, coincidentally appearing in the middle of his bullshit: am about to beat this bitch up

#WE LOVE A POSSESSIVE HUBBY #SUPPORTIVE HUSBAND CARDAN FORDA WINN #“keep my wifes name out your fucking mouth” BRO #tfota #jude duarte #the cruel prince #the wicked king #jurdan #jude x cardan #cardan greenbriar #holly black #the queen of nothing #cardude #tfota meme

[elitehoe]

Every time Kenny Omega is mentioned by someone on aew tv and I forcefully get reminded he's gone and nowhere near ready for return, an angel loses a wing

#keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth #kenny omega #aew #aew lb

[sinni-ok-sessi]

Would love to hear any thoughts on the codification of the poet-persona over time? 👀

Ok so in the spirit of the ask game, I am not checking any citations on this whatsoever, but if you want those lmk (though they uh. largely do not exist for rímur-poets specifically, because only me and Hans Kuhn have ever cared).

This is going to require some context because, as established, the number of living people who know and care about medieval rímur can be counted on my two hands. Probably without thumbs. So, rímur are a poetic form that developed in 14th cen Iceland, which look kind of ballad-y, in that they often use four-line stanzas with ABAB end-rhyme, though actually the ballad tradition in Iceland is quite distinct (on which, see Vésteinn Ólason, The Ballads of Iceland). End-rhyme was very exciting for Icelandic poets because it was only previously a thing in some uncommon types of skaldic metres, but rímur (as their name suggests) have end-rhyme as a defining feature and rapidly become The dominant form of poetry in Iceland until well into the 19th cen.

There are two very distinctive things about rímur, other than their metres: 1) they almost never tell 'new' stories; almost all rímur narratives are attested earlier in other forms, usually in prose, which can sometimes lead to the fun cycle of saga -> rímur cycle -> old saga is lost, new version is written based on the rímur -> more rímur are written based on the new saga -> repeat until the heat death of the universe; 2) as the form develops, it acquires introductory stanzas known as mansöngvar, a term which elsewhere usually means 'love poetry', although that's not really what they're doing here.

Mansöngvar are verses, sometimes in a different metre to the rest of the canto they're attached to, in which the poet speaks directly to the audience. In the medieval period, they're pretty short and often don't say more than 'look, I made you some poetry', but as time goes on, they get more and more elaborate, and the character of the poet begins to develop some quite distinctive traits. What's interesting here is that rímur were (certainly in the medieval period; less certainly later on) performed aloud, presumably by the poet, so there's definitely some questions to be asked about how accurate the poets' self-descriptions are when presumably the audience could go 'you're not pining away for love, Jón Jónsson, I've met your wife!'

So anyway, these mansöngvar are often linked to the medieval German Minnesänger tradition (er. The actual German word might be slightly different because I still don't speak German despite my PhD supervisor's pointed remarks), which is more overtly love poetry and which sometimes features the poet as an abject and despised lover of some cruel lady. This is something rímur-poets from the later medieval period and onwards have an incredibly good time with. You may be familiar with the story of Þórr wrestling with Elli, the personification of old age in the form of an old woman. There are at least two medieval rímur poets who have a whole extended passage about 'oh alas, when I was young I was a terrible flirt but now I'm old and no women like me, except oh no, I am being courted by this ugly old giant lady; Elli is the only ladyfriend for me now, wah'. it's very playful, it's very fun, it's drawing on this general sense that the poets put forward that they're poetically gifted, but romantically unlucky, which is kind of a Thing for poets across a lot of European literature (and probably more broadly, but I don't know much about that), and is especially pronounced in the earlier Icelandic sagas about poets, which usually feature poets failing to win the love of their life for various reasons (sudden attack of Christianity; sudden attack of magic seals; sudden attack of Other Guy With Sword; etc). So in evoking this, rímur-poets are situating themselves in this existing Image of the Ideal Poet, but doing so in a way that ties them into the specifics of the Norse literary/mythological tradition as well. Poets are also frequently old and tired (same, bro), and a statistically improbably number of them are also blind (although that might just be two guys we know about who were really prolific; most rímur are anonymous so it's hard to say. But it is perhaps convenient that this also links them to A Great Poet of Old, namely Homer).

The other thing that rímur-poets really like to bring up in their mansöngvar is the myth of the mead of poetry, which I will not recount here except to say that Óðinn nicked it from a giant, and also that some dwarves used it to buy safe passage off a skerry once, so it's poetically termed 'ship of the dwarves' because it's the thing that brought them safely across the sea. Every single medieval mansöngur, if one exists at all, refers to this myth in some way, even if it's just by having the 'I made you some poetry' bit use a kenning for 'poetry' that references the myth.* And poets have a lot of fun with this too! Iceland's a coastal community, they know about boats, so you get these extended metaphors about poets trying to board a boat to sample the mead of poetry and finding only the dregs because other, better poets got there first. Or they will describe the process of poetic composition in terms of ship-building: 'Here I nail together Suðri's [a dwarf name] boat'; 'Norðri's ship sets out from the harbour [= I'm about to start reciting the main bit now]'; 'the fine vessel has now been wrecked on the rocks [=I'm going to stop reciting now]'. They'll also speak of poetry as smíð, which means a work of craftsmanship, usually physical craftsmanship (obviously cognate with smithing in English), and of brewing the ale of Óðinn, so they're really into metaphors of physical craft when it comes to the intellectual craft of poetry, which I think is really neat.

*kennings = poetic circumlocutions, e.g. 'snake of the belt' is a sword because swords are vaguely snake-shaped and hang from a belt. Common poetry kennings are '[drink/liquid/ale/wine/mead] of [any of Óðinn's literally dozens of names]' e.g. 'Berlingr's wine', and the aforementioned 'ship of the dwarves' - poetic Icelandic has literally dozens of words for different kinds of ships and also literally dozens of dwarf names, so you can get a long way without repeating yourself.

So all these things that I've mentioned that poets like to bring up - old age, unluckiness in love, poets as craftsmen - become more and more tropified as time goes on, which in turn leads to these imaginative and extended reworkings of the metaphor. No longer can you just say 'I'm old and no one fancies me', no, it's 'My only assignations now are with Elli, wink wink, here's a long description of our date'. So you end up with this very codified image of The Ideal Rímur-Poet as an old man,* ideally blind, ideally unmarried, incredibly self-deprecating about his poetry, and because that's how everyone else talks, it's self-reinforcing.

*there is one (1) known female rímur-poet from the medieval period, the poet of Landrés rímur, who unfortunately didn't write many mansöngur stanzas but is doing her best with the 'unlucky in love' bit, although her lover (male) seems to have died rather than ditched her, which is a novelty.

Anyway, it's cool and weird and fun and as I say, only me and Hans Kuhn care, academically speaking.

#lol 1260 words here. which is. maybe 10 minutes of actual speaking time but OH WELL #asks I have answered #if there are bits that I haven't explained well lmk. I have a warped idea of how much the average person knows about Norse literary history #because I *am* on my Stan Rogers Wife Guy kick at the moment please imagine Jón Jónsson holding a guitar #also. lol. I am extremely fucking doxxable every time I talk about rímur so if you do know my full legal name. keep that shit to yourself. #but also. go read my phd thesis. if you like the shit jokes in this post you'll love 70k of them concealed in academese

[rt3nenbaum]

never forgiving aston martin for fucking up so bad with the amr23 that i had to read people disrespecting fernando (when he is outperforming that car) to the point of comparing him to nico fucking hulkenberg for some reason, “maybe it's not the car, have you consider fernando might not be THAT driver” he is the only driver with a 100% q3 appearances rate this year, his teammate just qualified SEVENTEENTH and you really want me to believe he is not THAT driver and he is someone comparable to that german who is allergic to getting a podium???

#comparing a man with more misogynistic comments than podiums to a man with 105 podiums and 2 championship should be a crime #keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth #thank you aston martin as if reading all the hate he got wasn't enough know you just made it worse #and obviously it comes from seb fans #that's why i don't like seb fans that aren't also nando fans #fernando alonso #f1 #aston martin #sorry for this #it just makes me mad and sad to see fernando being disrespected like this #he doesn't deserve that :(

[gingerwerk]

yall im sorry but buck/y will Never be winnix 😤

one pairing asked the other to be his best man and the other asked if he would come home to new jersey with him. they are not the same

#me everytime i see a post comparing buck/y to winnix: Keep my wifes Name out of your God Damn Mouths #do i love the Angst that comes with buck/y? absolutely im eating that shit up #but one pairing loves each other fully and equally and one just. doesnt #I said what I said 😤 #bob #Mota #winnix #Kelly watches Mota