*Sasori, Deidara and Tobi being given a room to share in the Akatsuki’s new hideout*
Deidara: This is great, hm! I get to share a room with my two favorite people! *yawns* Well, goodnight, guys. *turns over and pulls his covers up*
Tobi: G’night, Senpai!
Sasori: Good night.
*Sasori and Tobi sit on their beds and stare silently at each other until they’re positive Deidara has fallen asleep*
Tobi, taking off his mask, as Obito: Well, this is hardly ideal.
Sasori: Indeed. I certainly don’t need a third wheel around while I pursue my courtship of this brat.
Obito: How do you know you’re not the third wheel, puppet? I spend more time out with him on missions, more time alone with him, than you.
Sasori: And yet it’s me that he’s irrevocably in love with.
Obito: Bullshit. He’s young, he doesn’t know what he wants. He doesn’t even know what’s best for him.
Sasori: Do you honestly feel that you’re what’s in his best interests? How do you think he’ll react when he discovers that you’re an Uchiha, mm?
Obito: No matter my last name, I’m still a human. I can offer him warmth, and affection. What can that cold wooden body of yours give? Splinters?
Sasori: All the love in my soul.
Obito: Soul? What soul? You’re an abomination against nature! You have no soul!
Sasori: And you do? All the crimes, the atrocities you’ve committed, do you honestly feel as though you still have a soul?
Obito: You know what? You —
Deidara, muttering in his sleep: Oooh Kaito-san, your lips are so soft … please kiss me …
Sasori and Obito:
Sasori: … who the FUCK is Kaito??
Obito: Oh my god … there’s this dango and ice cream shop I make Deidara stop at on our way home from missions. I’m pretty sure the young guy working behind the counter’s name is Kaito!
Sasori: I see. Well, Uchiha; if this is to be a fair competition between us, then it’s only prudent we work together to eliminate any outside forces. Agreed?
Obito: Agreed. *gets out of bed* Let’s go set a trap to ambush this guy ….
*the two quietly leave the room, shutting the door behind them*
Deidara, who was awake the whole time: That’ll teach Kaito for not giving me extra rainbow sprinkles on my ice cream, hm.
A list of my favorite whumpees (and characters i want to see more whump of!)
Zuko (from ATLA) - back when I was a kid and watched the show on TV I didn't even know what whump was but I always loved that final fight against Azula (you know, the one where he gets hurt)
Ace (from One Piece) - he’s always been my favorite OP character and I like the found family trope he has going on so I like fics and stuff where the other crew members are taking care of him (pls don’t mention his d-word to me, i WILL cry. Actually, he's alive and well!!)
Todoroki (from BNHA) - he's my favorite character in BNHA and tbh he’s very whumpable (also I really enjoy fics where Aizawa ends up looking after him like the dad he is)
Hak (from Akatsuki no Yona) - he canonically gets hurt A LOT and I'm enjoying it. Big, strong, tough guys getting hurt is just chef’s kiss! (I wish there were more fics about it but the manga itself is feeding me quite well so I can’t really complain)
Kaito Kid (from Case Closed/Detective Conan and Magic Kaito 1412) - he's always been my favorite character in the anime and even though I don't keep up with the anime itself, I've watched all the episodes and movies he shows up in lol He's just so whumpable and I love it when when he gets hurt and Shinichi ends up saving him, even though they're rivals.
Vanitas (Vanitas no Carte) - I don’t actively seek out whump content like fics for him but I did enjoy that one episode where he got hurt and ended up with a fever and all that.
Zack Fair (from FF VII) - the kind of whumpee who's loud and cheerful but gets uncharacteristically quiet when he's hurt and/or sick imo! There really isn't enough whump fics about him... Especially not about mentor Angeal and mentee Zack...
Cloud (from FF VII) - another big, tough guy! Very whumpable as well (though there is surprisingly little whumpy fics (and I'm not a fan of psychological whumpy stuff, I prefer it physical with the characters getting bloody and all that <3))!
Noctis (from FF XV) - I only played the game a few months ago (no, we will not talk about the ending. It’s not real) but I've read whump fics and sickfics about him a few years ago already lol Again, I love the found family kinda trope (is it found family if they've all already known each other and have been close for years? Anyways, I love the bond the group has). There is a lot more Noctis whump content than there is Cloud or Zack whump content.)
Suguru Geto (from Jujutsu Kaisen) - HOW COULD I FORGET HIM??? Well probably because there is nowhere near enough whump/sickfic content for him… I am in desperate need for moreeeee!! Maybe the anime onlys will feed me once the new season is out and they'll get to know him… I am hoping that will happen…
Leon (from Resident Evil) - there is NOT enough whump content for Leon! That being said, I enjoy fics where he works together with the BSAA and everything goes to shit and he gets hurt <3 (In my mind he's besties with Claire, Chris and Jill even though canonically he's never even interacted with Jill as far as I'm aware of but that doesn’t matter to me!)
Ghost (from CoD) - honestly I played most CoD games way back when I was in middle school but I never paid much attention to the story itself lmao But because I played the previous games all those years ago I got the new one that was recently released (just because nostalgia, you know?) and it started this new found love for whumpy Ghost. There is NOT enough content of that though (please, I am literally begging, give me more Ghost whump). Another big (like literally, the guy is huge <3), strong dude that I like to see bloody and hurt.
d'Artagnan (from The Musketeers, like the movie or the show or the book idk, just d'Artagnan) - I've known about the Three Musketeers since I was a little girl idk everyone knows them I guess?? ('All for one and one for all!' and all that. It's just famous) but I've only watched that one movie a few years ago (the one with Logan Lerman). Anyways, I enjoy whump fics about him. Simply because he's the 'baby' of the group and the others are like mentors to him and more experienced and even though he's talented and he can hold his ground, I love it when he gets hurt and the others take care of him.
Legolas (from The Lord of the Rings) - I've always loved him. He's always been my favorite but for some strange reason I never thought about whumpee Legolas until like a year ago??? I absolutely love the bromance between him and Aragorn and Gimli and the idea of him talking in elvish with Aragorn when he's hurt and/or feverish is just so dear to me!
Below are the main tags by medium and under the link to the tags, all the fandoms I've posted about in alphabetic order. The fandom and the characters that appear are tagged too but you're gonna have to look into my blog search function. You can also search the tags by canon art, gif, collage or doujinshi (for fancomics).
anime (aka. all animation bc I'm too lazy to modify the tag with the proper name)
blue eyed samurai, code geass, castlevania, link click, mawaru penguindrum, puella magi madoka magica, shojo kakumei utena, trigun stampede, yuuri on ice
book
all for the game, all of us villains, a song of fire and ice, bartimaeus trilogy, edas, greenwing and dart, kane chronicles, kingkiller chronicle, kusuriya no hitorigoto, les miserables, nine worlds, omniscient reader's viewpoint, percy jackson universe, silmarillion, the scholomance, the folk of the air, the locked tomb, the vampire chronicles, villains series, wheel of time
comic
dc universe
danmei
bing an ben, erha he ta de bai mao shizun, golden terrace, liu yao: the revitalization of fuyao sect, modao zushi, mo du, tian guan ci fu, tian ya ke, qiang jin jiu, qian qiu, scum villain self saving system, yuwu, zhen hun
film
dune 2021, star wars, the handmaiden
manga
akatsuki no yona, banana fish, berserk, bleach, blue period, boku no hero academia, bungou stray dogs, cardcaptor sakura, death note, detective conan, d.gray man, dungeon meshi, eroica yori ai wo komete, fullmetal alchemist, hetalia, hikaru ga shinda natsu, hikaru no go, hunter x hunter, jibaku shonen hanako-kun, jujutsu kaisen, kaze to ki no uta, kuroshitsuji, magic kaito, naruto, one piece, pandora hearts, ranma 1/2, rg veda, shaman king, showa genroku rakugo shinjuu, spy x family, soul eater, tsubasa reservoir chronicle, uruwashi no yoi no tsuki, vampire knight, vanitas no shuki, witch hat atelier, xxxholic, x/1999, yugioh, yu yu hakusho
original art
tv show
interview with a vampire, nirvana in fire, the untamed, wheel of time, word of honor
video game
genshin impact, persona 5
webcomic
girl genius, homestuck
Enjoy! And remember it's always nice to like, reblog or comment if you loved the art!
as someone who hyperfixated on conan at some point I adore this au sm.
tbh I think kabuto as hibara is more compelling dynamic wise but also tell me more bc I'm intrigued <3
oh i’m still waffling on a lot of details especially re: kakashi’s background but the core joke about this au is that instead of there being a straight ran / kogoro pair of expys kakashi is staying at his estranged childhood friend obito’s place? they haven’t talked in AGES ever since [STATIC] happened to their other friend rin which kakashi feels intensely guilty about and obito is (ironically) letting this weird toddler freeload because of his… “resemblance”… to the (now missing!) kakashi.
anyway the joke is that kakashi never notices obito is this universes magic kaito with a greater amount of “murder is okay” and lupin the third gang mixed in (au akatsuki) also on the hunt for the au black organization that also [STATIC’D] rin
kabuto is more compelling…….. hmmmm. i was running with tenzou partially because i think tenzou embracing this second chance at a childhood is fun djjdjdjd
looks at you. which units do you have vocaloids down for 👁️👁️ also if u haven't picked can i suggest gakupo for akatsuki
GAKUPO'S AN OPTION I CAN USE? FUCK YEAH. I DIDN'T CONSIDER I COULD USE THEM ALL I WAS STICKING TO MIKU, KAITO, KAGAMINES, MEIKO, AND LUKA!!
OH OH AND The ones I have are Miku for everyone (like the Canon) the Kagamines for 2Wink, Luka for Crazy:B and ALKALOID, Kaito for fine, and Len for RYUSEITAI!!
Hello hello, nice to meet you all! I’m Mod Kaito (better known as Mod Orion on @coldsilentnight ), and I’m really excited to be here!! Looking forward to working on this blog! Everything you need to know is under the cut!
(My pronouns are he/him or they/them)
What can I make?
Icons, GIFcons, wallpapers, moodboards, stimboards, layouts (tumblr and twitter), color picked pride flags, transparents/renders, replycons, manga page colors, and (DR) sprite edits!
Sources (bolded= prioritized/favorite):
Ace Attorney, Cookie Run (both Ovenbreak and Kingdom), MDZS, Danganronpa (THH-V3), Naruto.
Outside sources are selective!
Blacklist
Ships:
P*dophilic/inc*est/abusive ships (in general: NaruSaku, SasuSaku, the senseis/captains x their students/teams, OuGoku, Sounia, Hiyoko x Mikan, Kaeluc)
Ships x anyone (including each other):
Yasuhiro Hagakure, Chihiro Fujisaki, Warriors of Hope, Klee, Sayu, QiQi, Diona, Jiraiya, Kabuto, the Akatsuki, the Junior Quartet Jin Guangyao, Xue Yang, Junko, Genocide Jill/Syo, Almond Cookie, Millennial Tree Cookie, any of the child cookies
Hello hello, welcome one and all! I’m Mod Deidara and I run the blog @havenhall ! I look forward to being here! The basics of what you need to know will be under the cut!
Bolded = favorite/prioritized
Danganronpa (THH-V3), Ace Attorney, MDZS, Naruto, Genshin Impact, Twisted Wonderland (more may be added soon)
Outside/Unlisted sources are selective!
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I can make:
Icons, headers, layouts (tumblr or twt), wallpapers, stimboards, gifcons (square only), moodboards, color picked pride flags, transparents, manga coloring, replycons
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Blacklist:
Ships:
P*dophilic/inc*est/abusive ships (in general: NaruSaku, SasuSaku, the senseis/captains x their students/teams, OuGoku, Sounia, Hiyoko x Mikan, Kaeluc), (for now) any TWST ships
Ships x anyone (including each other):
Yasuhiro Hagakure, Chihiro Fujisaki, Warriors of Hope, Klee, Sayu, QiQi, Diona, Jiraiya, Kabuto, the Akatsuki, the Junior Quartet Jin Guangyao, Xue Yang, Junko, Genocide Jill/Syo, Almond Cookie, Millennial Tree Cookie, any of the child cookies
I go by the alias mio or viv and my pronouns are they/doll/boo ! I decided to open up this blog since I wanted to have a fresh start away from my old blog. As you may interpret from my blog name, I am a huge KeitoP ! I also love Arashi, Izumi, Hiyori and Ibara. Currently a producer for knights, akatsuki and Eden.
Dni.
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