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#Kamo Noritoshi
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Heya ^^ I'm wondering which jjk men do you think r dom/sub/switch?
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Hard Doms
They don't make love. They fuck. They want complete control over you and won't tolerate any attempts at taking it from them - if you dare trying, they will punish you harshly. Definitely the type to fuck your throat, spank you, grab your neck, push your face onto the pillow. You always find yourself begging them to stop but they never care and just keep using you over and over again, like the insatiable primal creatures they are. Their only goal is to use your body so as to make themselves feel good and satisfy their most primitive and animalistic desires. They don't care about your pleasure and they don't care about satisfying you. They don’t seek connection, they don’t want to open up to you and if you tried to know more about their private and/or professional life, they would definitely tell you that you’re just his personal sex toy, so, you should know your place. They would advise you to stop sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong. To them, your opinions are worth nothing, unless requested by them. They will manhandle you on the bed like a ragdoll and do whatever they want to. It doesn’t matter if you try to take control or if you become bratty, because they know it will always end the same way – you under them, crying, pleading them to stop while they grin menacingly, thrusting into you at an animalistic pace. Definitely the type of men to say something like “you should’ve thought about that beforehand. Now take your punishment like the good girl you are. If you cum, before I give you permission, you’ll have to handle this cock for another hour”. They are real menaces; these men will drive you absolutely insane. The mind games they play with you will make you go crazy. You will be having sex over 4 to 7 times a day (depending on their availability). They are absolutely the worst boyfriends, on this list (or husbands, if you, somehow, manage to marry them), and will be terrible parents (very neglectful, demanding and abusive), but will give you the best sex of your life. With these men you have to stay safe - use protection because they don’t care about getting you pregnant. It’s your problem and not their fault. You will, most likely, end up raising the kid alone and if you don’t have a consistent sex routine with them, they will leave you for someone else who will fulfill their needs. Toys hurt their pride. If you use them, these men will punish you. They will overstimulate you with them until you can't feel your legs anymore, fuck you dumb on their cock and after you cum, they will say something like "why do you use this, if you can't even handle my cock inside you for 10 minutes? Aren't you stupid..." They will fuck you anywhere, anytime. You belong to them and they will do whatever they want whenever they want. If you’re not available, they will make sure you become available. Menacingly too good at dirty talking. They will say the most vulgar things to you, while looking into your teary eyes, with a grin on their faces, fucking you roughly, as if their survival depended on it. They have great durability, so they prefer sex with multiple rounds and can last all night long if they want to. Sessions with these men are very rough. They will wear you out and rearrange your insides. They will make you cry, salivate, moan and orgasm multiple times, throughout the entire deed, leaving your body extremely sore. They don't give a damn about aftercare. You can take care of yourself. - Ryomen Sukuna, Zenin Toji, Zenin Naoya
Soft Doms
They don't fuck. They make love to you. Very slow gentle passionate lovers who are eager to make you feel good. These men have your pleasure placed as their top priority, always asking you for your consent, wanting to know if it feels good, if you want a faster or slower pace, if you want them to go deeper, if you want a different angle or position, if you want them to pull your hair, if you want them to say dirty things to you, if you want to be fondled or kissed somewhere, if you want them to use a toy on you, etc. These men seek connection - emotional and spiritual. They trust you, they open up to you, they let their walls down and warmly invite you in. They aren’t making love to a random person. They are making love to the only one they want to spend their lives with. The most romantic men ever, kissing you while making love to you, staring into your eyes, admiring your beautiful body under theirs, watching how it gracefully moves along their pace every time they thrust into you, while whispering how good you feel and how much they love you, into your ears. These men usually have a busy schedule so you won’t be making love as often as you’d both like, however, expect doing it at least once or twice a day. They definitely are the best boyfriends/husbands and will be the best parents. They don’t want you to get pregnant because of their risky professional field and busy schedule, but if it happens, they will be thrilled and will help you in whatever way they can (by studying everything about babies and how to properly care for them, reading material on how to educate and bond with children, making sure you have everything you need in your maternity bag and knowing in which ways he can help before and after the baby is born). They will be there for you and your child and probably will want more kids, after the first one arrives. In case your sex life is affected by the birth of a child (or some other circumstance), they will handle this, just the same way they handle any other problem or obstacle in your relationship – by discussing it with you, respecting your boundaries and finding a common ground for both of you to stand on, working, as a team, on a solution that will make you both happy, overcoming every challenge, as a healthy and strong couple. Kings of aftercare. They always want to know if you enjoyed it and/or if you want a round 2. These men will dote on you and help you with whatever you need (cuddles, towels, shower, tissues, food, etc.) They will definitely make sure you know and you feel all the love they have for you. - Kento Nanami, Hiromi Higuruma, Okkotsu Yuta, Itadori Yuji, Fushiguro Megumi, Atsuya Kusakabe, Geto Suguru
Subs
They prefer you to have control over everything, so you can set up your own pace and do whatever you want to them. Watching you working so hard, trying to reach your orgasm turns them on even more. They always wait for you to have the initiative and to make the first move. They enjoy grabbing and groping your hips, butt and chest, while you ride them. They are lazy lovers who prefer laying back, either looking at you, or having their eyes closed shut, savoring every second, while moaning. Sometimes you wonder how these strong masculine men end up looking so frail and desperate beneath you. They think you look so pretty on top of them - it's the only moment when they can freely scan through you as if they were conducting an extensive and thorough analysis on every detail of your body, wondering how lucky they are for having been the one to snatch your precious heart. For the most part you will be on top, having the exclusive power to decide whatever happens, however, there will be times when they will grab your hips and thrust deep into you, even though they're on the bottom, either helping you adjusting to a different pace or angle that feels even better or, sometimes, trying to dominate you from the bottom, showing you how they want you to make love to them and attempting to have some control, working with you so as to reach your climax. They may ask you to do things for them (speeding up the pace, fondling a sensitive spot, using a certain toy, stimulating yourself, while they watch, etc.), will say dirty things to you, and want you to do the same. They may be subs, but they definitely want kids of their own, some day. These men will surprise you, though, because they will be great parents and, despite considering and realizing parenting to be a huge responsibility, they will go above and beyond to make sure they support you and your child. They will definitely want more kids after the first one arrives, too. With these men, you will have to start communication first, so if any obstacles arise, you’ll have to be the one having the initiative to bring the issues to the table. A relationship with these men is very complicated because they don’t openly communicate with you and that’s something that won’t change. It’s ingrained in their character. But if you enjoy making the first move and encourage them to speak their mind after said move is made, things will work a lot smoother. They do trust you, but their natural impulse is to not speak their mind, unless it is clearly requested. They are the type of men to be emotional but not show it, so sex is a way to connect with you, allowing emotions to overflow and transcend a realm beyond the physical one. Good aftercare. May not go above and beyond, like the soft doms, but will make sure to cuddle and have a bath with you after. - Kamo Noritoshi, Inumaki Toge, Kamo Choso
Switch
These men are mysterious and unpredictable. You never know how they truly feel or what they truly want, but if they feel like it, they will open up to you. Most of the times, they will either be controlling hard doms, or challenging bratty subs, however, on rare occasions, they will be soft doms, seeking a deeper emotional connection, wanting to make sure you know they love you, even though, they don't always say it or show it. When they feel like being hard doms, they will definitely assume the traits mentioned earlier in the "hard dom section", because, to them, seeing you all messed up boosts their ego and makes them go even more feral on you. When they are subs, they aren't romantic, but obnoxiously bratty, defying you by saying you can do better, refusing to do whatever you tell them to, laughing on your face saying things like "if you want it, do it yourself", "you want me to use this toy? Make me, I dare you!", while giving you the biggest, proudest and brattiest smirk ever. They are definitely the type to say "can't you do it any faster?", "is that all you've got?", "you're all bark and no bite. How disappointing". Sometimes, they start as subs, but, eventually, get bored and decide to take control and when they do, you already know his primal hard dom side will give you the hardest time of your life, on the mattress. Being a soft dom is a rare occurrence, but when it does happen, they prefer to show you they love you, rather than telling you. Their eyes, filled with desire and desperation, will be staring intensely into yours. They want your souls to be entangled in each other forever and will be extremely soft and romantic in every thrust, smiling affectionately at you, wanting to know if you're feeling good. It may not look like it, but they are the most emotional soft doms ever. Pregnancy and kids are a very uncomfortable topic for these men. If they could, they would teleport out of the discussion, instantly and the only reason they don’t do it, is because they know it will be an even bigger drag to listen to you starting a drama over it, later. They are a bit clumsy and forgetful in regards to protection, so it will be up to you to make sure they use it, otherwise, you will have to take the pill. They don’t imagine themselves being parents but, if that happens, they are definitely not having more kids. Sloppy aftercare. You're the one who's supposed to cuddle them afterwards. When they're hard doms, they usually don't pay any attention to aftercare. They will just have a bath and get ready for whatever is on their schedule next, while you will have to handle yourself. On rare occasions, they may recognize they might have been a (gigantic) bit too rough on you and may help you clean yourself and have a bath with you. They don't enjoy cuddling too much and think it's a drag, but will do it, nonetheless, just to make you happy. When they're subs, they will expect you to have a bath with them, you will have to be the one cuddling them and you will also have to be the one getting something for both of you to eat (in case you don’t, he will throw a tantrum). When they're soft doms, they will have a bath with you and definitely will need your cuddles after. During aftercare, they will be romantic for a very short period of time (confessing their feelings for you), while staring deeply into your eyes. However, almost as soon as the words escape their mouths, they start realizing they're actually opening up to you and being vulnerable. They know they messed up. They will instantly become stoic, concealing their true thoughts and feelings, seemingly apathetic towards everything, once again. You stop being able to see any sign of genuine emotion. You can’t help yourself but think it’s as if you were now standing beside a completely different man. It doesn't matter if you tell them they can open up to you, they still won't do it, even if you manage to somehow earn a tiny bit of their trust. - Gojo Satoru, Kinji Hakari, Hajime Kashimo
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Thank you so much for requesting! I hope you enjoy this post! I know it's quite long, but I think I managed to highlight the most important topics, that people are, usually, the most curious about.
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tojisprettywife · 1 month
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{note: *sigh* once again, unedited, not proof read, all characters are aged up. minors DNI.}
warnings: somnophilia?, nipple sucking, abt titty obsessed men
i keep thinking of how he’s so obsessed with boobs. even non sexually, stressed out?, his hands creep up under your top, just holding them. squeezing them, feeling their warmth. even in his sleep, he likes holding one titty in his palm. small or big, perky or not, he loves it. and when he wakes up earlier than you, feeling a little hot and bothered, his cock semi hard, he slowly lifts up your tee, his index finger tracing circles around your nipple. his breath warm on your nipples, causing them to harden. “mmh” you stir lightly in sleep but are too tired to wake up and notice what’s going on. he looks at you, to see whether you’re awake. he notices you’re still asleep, so he cups your breasts gently. both his index fingers, circling around your nipples, his eyes are fixated on them. he lowers his head slowly, taking one of your nipple into his mouth. his warm mouth, enveloping your hardened nipple. swirling his tongue, flicking his tongue on it, his hips slightly grinding against your thigh. he slightly whimpers, your tits either calm him down or turn him on a lot. his teeth slightly grazed your nipple, “mmmh” you stir awake lightly, look down at him. his eyes look into yours as his pretty lips are still around your nipple. “love?…” you softly say, registering what’s going on. you still keeps sucking on it slowly, looking into your eyes, his cock fully hard, pressing against your thigh. he pull away from your nipple, as a string of salvia connecting his lips to your nipple. he moves to other nipple, your hand finds his hair, gripping it as he sucks on the nipple harder. “ahhh” you moan softly, he pulls away lightly, pressing soft kisses on rest of your breast. “g’morning love” his voice rumbles in his chest, hoarse in the morning. “mmh morning baby” you say playing with his hair, as he keeps pressing kisses all over chest. “so pretty” he mumbles to himself, burying his face in between your breasts, grinding his clad cock against your clad sex. “baby….mmh” he tugs and pinches one of your nipples with his thumb and index finger eliciting a sharp moan. his soft kisses travel up to your neck, kissing that one spot that makes you shiver. his right hand slides past the waist band of your panties. “can we?…”
~ Choso Kamo! , Iwaizumi Hajime, Miya Osamu, Adriah Thomas, Chikara Ennoshita, Noritoshi Kamo, Megumi?, Rukawa Kaede, Miyagi Ryota!
~honorable mentions: Toji Fushiguro, Geto Suguru, Oikawa Toru, Mitsui Hisashi.
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mas-cot · 6 months
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Different flavours of dark haired characters from JJK
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Kusakabe, Nositoshi, Higuruma (Serious Men)
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Choso, Ryu, Todo (Cool Hair Guys)
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Kirara, Remi, Riko (Attitude Girlies)
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Yuta, Geto, Junpei (Sad Boys)
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Maki, Toji, Megumi (Unhinged Family)
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Takaba, Ino (Silly Dudes)
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just-null-cult · 5 months
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im so mad at u omg
how dare u make my noritoshi obsession 10 times worse
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Noritoshi spews his true feelings when you're upset with him. Similar to a very eager puppy trying to regain your favor by any means...... but realizes what he says and blames you for turning him into a fool. Another downside for him is that he won't take his words back in fear of you getting the wrong idea.
you're just a bully that he hopes will forget about the embarrassing words he blurted out.
hes simultaneously reeling and embarrassed. is this what happens when you make your love upset? does that imply he's your love?!
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getosbf · 10 months
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It's actually impossible to explain jjk to someone who hasn't read the manga. Girl wdym the current inhabitant of the main character's mentor's boyfriend's body fucked the main character's dad and carried him for 9 months in that villainussy?? Do you need me to call the mental asylum is that what this is
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nanaslutt · 3 months
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MDNI
thinking abt noritoshi kamo who stays a virgin till he’s ready to have children, having grown up with the mindset that “sex” is only for producing offspring
but the second he sinks his cock inside you, all previous beliefs flew out the window. how could something that felt this good only be reserved for making children?
he quickly loses his mind inside you, humping his cock in and out of your wet pussy with reckless out of time thrusts as he nears his orgasm in under a minute, fully ready to cum inside you with no remorse or embarrassment about cumming prematurely
and when he does? he’s addicted. he’d cum in you overrr and overrr whispering, “gotta make sure it takes, gotta make sure i get u pregnant right?” but after 5 hours of him breeding you, his explanation holds no other reason than the fact that he just wants to cum inside you because it felt good
sure, it might’ve started as solely trying to knock you up, but now it was for his own selfish reasons too. it felt so warm and soft inside you how was he meant to stop? “fuck- take it, take my fucking load” he groans in you ear, his sweaty chest pressed to your back, his weight crushing you
“gonna get you pregnant with my babies, you want that? huh? want me to make you a mother?” his foul mouth has caught you off guard several times this night, since he was usually more reserved otherwise
you’re sure you’re about to black out from kamo wringing himself dry inside of you for hours on end with no break, and you don’t see any break on the horizon when he whispers “not gonna stop still i’m shooting blanks inside you” against the shell of your ear
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bonus jjk episodes/OVAs that I think would be very insightful
Why Utahime left Tokyo and went to Kyoto
Toji’s back story with the Zenins
Megumi & Tsumiki’s childhood with Gojo
More about what happened during the 10 years between hidden inventory and JJK0
What Yuta and Miguel did while abroad (I know they were looking for the rope stuff but more specifics)
literally anything about Shoko
The day Maki left the Zenin clan
The mission that Haibara died on
More about Kamo Noritoshi and his mother
Why Momo is half American/her back story
Yuki’s time at Jujutsu high
Thank you for coming to my ted talk pls feel free to comment or reblog with what you’d like to see too
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Ass or tits?
Asking some jjk boys what they prefer
Megumi, Noritoshi, Toge, Yuji, Yuta
16+ there is nothing particularly inappropriate, but the question is inherently sexual, so please be warned
Some quick (45 min) doodles at the end
Megumi
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Noritoshi
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Toge
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Yuji
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Yuta
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Some fun little doodles I made
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If you want to see more (and better) art from me, you can find it at @blue-butterfly-art
I have a Toge pice I’ll be posting there soon
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ambafaerie · 5 months
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Jujutsu Kaisen Phantom Parade Countdown Illustrations
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hoenoredone · 8 months
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A TYPICAL DATE
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tags: sfw, fluff, headcanons, enstablished relationship characters: gojo, geto, nanami, naoya, inumaki, yuuta, noritoshi
GOJO SATORU
cat café
he's a cat dad and you're never going to convince otherwise. because of his job it's quite difficult for him to keep a pet in the house, he feels too bad leaving it all alone for days at the time (do not worry, the ball of fluff would have an automatic feeder and a self cleaning litter). so he gets his fix at a cat café. it's perfect, really: he can pet all the cats, and you can eat and drink to your heart's content while seeing him all happy and giddy.
GETO SUGURU
dinner and a movie
he's a wanted simple man, he's perfectly content setting the table while you stir fry the meat he had left in the fridge to marinate for the whole day. he'd fry up some popcorn after dinner and drizzle them in butter and salt. he loves it when you rest your head on his shoulder, especially if the movie turns out to be boring. he lets you fall asleep and does his best not to wake you at the end of the film. when nanako and mimiko make fun of him the day after for carrying you to the bed bridal style, he can only smile and ruffle their hair.
NANAMI KENTO
petit pâtisserie
he has a sweet tooth, sorry i don't make the rules. he doesn't like sickeningly sweet pastries, but a french press coffee and a slice of opéra cake are perfectly within his taste. he watches you eat an english scone with strawberry-rhubarb jam and clotted cream and sip on your darjeeling tea as he listen to you talk about whatever is on your mind. he notices some crumbs on your lower lip and tries to discretely let you know, but you're too absorbed in your own world to notice. so he gently wipes them away for you and notices a slight blush dusting your cheeks.
ZEN'IN NAOYA
michlin star restaurant
it's really not a date, it's more of an interview. he doesn't date just to date, he dates to marry. he needs to be the perfect heir for the zen'in clan, he needs a wife and a child. so he takes you to an incredibly expensive restaurant and grills you with questions. at the start it's not the most pleasant experience, but as the date goes on (if you answer his questions correctly) he loosens up and lets you speak freely. he doesn't even realize it, but he feels like he has a lot to prove, so once he decides that it's worth it he orderes his favorite wine (coincidentally the most expensive one) and shoos the waiter away to pour you a glass himself.
INUMAKI TOGE
arcade
please he loves the pinball machines, literally spends hours on them. you take turns at the claw machines to try and win each other a plushie (that riceball looks just like him? how?) and lose almost three thousand yen. he watches you play a shooter game and gets playfully annoyed when you don't listen to his tips. almost spills his coke all over one of the machines when you finally win your first game of the night. he offers you karaage to celebrate and you almost choke on the sauce when he imitates the panicked face you had during the game.
OKKOTSU YUUTA
picnic at the dog park
can he pet that dog? can he please pet that dog?? you bring the food and a table cloth, and he brings plates, cutlery, drinks and two different brands of dog treats. you could swear he spends more time looking at the dogs run around and telling you all about the specific breed than actually eating. a big fluffy maremmano runs towards him and almost knocks the picnic table over, but yuuta is ready: he grabs a duck skin treat from his pocket and hurls it to the other side of the park, but not before having pet the dog's head and having called him a good boy.
KAMO NORITOSHI
japanese tea house
he enjoys the quiet of the tea house's garden because he's not a kamo there, just noritoshi. he used to be partial to sencha tea but you insisted on ordering something different every time, and he's glad you did because he's a creature of habit, without you he wouldn't have discovered he actually prefers hojicha tea over anything else. he lets you order whatever you want, from dango to daifuku, even dorayaki once, but warabimochi remains his favorite.
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corinadraws · 6 months
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Just some JJK stuff that have been sitting in my brain this year.
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ncritoshi · 7 months
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Noritoshi doesn’t play around with his relationship. He doesn’t look for one time thing or a situationship. He actually looks for a person to settle down with, to build a family. His first love is his only love.
He doesn’t get attached to people as he was scared of losing them. He’s weak to handle the grief despite the tough and emotionless facade he put up. Losing his mother was painful enough, he didn’t want to feel it again.
If he wants something, he work hard for it. If he loves someone, he loves them with all he’s got.
I think he’s the most loving and protective partner. He would go out of his way for them, be it taking hours of trip to meet his long distance s/o when he heard they’re sick or having a problem, or spending time with his s/o even if he has a lot of things he needed to complete, he always find time for them.
Noritoshi has a soft spot reserved only for his s/o (and their children but we’ll save that for later 👀). He would crack even a small smile at the sight of his s/o. He’s just head over heels for them and anyone who tries to get with him is immediately ignored as he would be the most loyal partner ever. If he noticed his s/o is uncomfortable with how a person interacts with him, he would distance himself a bit from them. Or if it was a misunderstanding, he would take time to explain it to his s/o. And it wouldn’t cause any arguments bc he’s just so good with his words!!!😭
He would be the type to remember dates like anniversary, his s/o’s birthday, their first date, etc. and he would remember it vividly.
He prioritise his s/o more than himself. He cares so much about his s/o to the point he feels upset at the thought of seeing them hurt or not seeing them again.
In his eyes, his s/o’s flaws are another reason to love them, and he accepts them how they are. There’s no one out there more perfect than his s/o. that’s just how much he loves his only one.
Despite how he’s portrayed in the series, i think he’s the greenest flag ever.
this is just me yapping..
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just-null-cult · 4 months
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IS THIS DAY 7 OF ASKING FOR UR NORITOSHI'S HAND IN MARRIAGE???
i lost count
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congratulations on your new marriage!!
Noritoshi will absolutely accept your marriage proposal, no hesitation, but hes a man of order. Marriage is the greatest promise that comes with a bunch of unsaid rules. A perfect opportunity he can take advantage of and use to love you till his heart's content. (spoiler, he's insatiable)
You'll accept them all though right? Of course you will! The security and stability of you finally being his is what gets Noritoshi's heart beating impossibly fast. As for the requirement, don't worry about your answer. He'll keep it for both of you. You already accepted all his terms and conditions by proposing to him first.
Usually to any other form of affection, Noritoshi would fumble in a desperate attempt to sputter out a response, but this time it's different. He's been thinking about this moment since he fell for you. Initially, yes, you caught him off guard, he never assumed you'd be the one to propose first. Regardless, he's willing to adapt to get things back on track.
He's ecstatic but has to be quick on his feet. He wants all of you for forever, and wants you to know that. Wants you to accept that. You're going to be married after all so might as well continue your new life together with honesty! Not like you can escape from it. You're in too deep.
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epickiya722 · 1 month
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The Character Cameos!
I watched the pixel Yuji subway video Shonen Jump released [link at the bottom] and noticed some details. I'm splitting this into 2 or 3 posts. This one is focusing on the characters that show up.
I talk briefly about the ads & posters here!
Spoilers ahead for those who aren't caught up with the manga!
So the video starts off with Yuji riding the subway, which I believe is a reference to the first JJK opening in which he does the same there. During the ride he is joined by Satoru, Megumi and Nobara. Along the way, there are some cameos by some of the cast.
Ueno Stop - Toge, Panda and Maki
Yurakucho - Kento Nanami
Tokyo - Todo, Mai and Miwa
Harajuku - Momo, Noritoshi and Mechamaru
Shibuya - Hasaba Twins
Yoyogi - Principal Yaga
Shinjuku - Choso, Yuki and Hiromi
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Here's the video!!
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incorrect-jujutsu · 2 months
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jjk as texts i found on pinterest
megumi: jesus crispy
megumi: christ
itadori: JESUS CRISPY
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geto: are you in the bathroom with the lights off
gojo: why do you care i'm a grown man
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todo: we can skateboard in walmart at midnight man
kamo: that's super unsafe
todo: yep
todo: and
kamo: i don't think i can talk you out of that so okay
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toge (probably to yuta): WTF YOU TAKE LIKE TEN YEARS TO REPLY
toge: DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE AND THEN THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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itadori: 🎷🐕
itadori: isn't that so silly
itadori: 🎷🐛
itadori: 🎷🐁 🎷🐎 🎷🐐 🎷🐋 they're all so talented
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momo: stab stab
kamo: NO STABBING IN MY HOUSEHOLD
kamo: OR OUTSIDE MY HOUSEHOLD
kamo: NO STABBING
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sukuna: can we talk about fish
uraume: of course we can
sukuna: they think they're better than me
uraume: how dare they
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nobara: you laughed at me like three times
megumi: i do not recall nor do i care
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gojo: merry christmas i'm your present
nanami: can i have the receipt
gojo: WOW
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yuki: where have you been
choso: asleep
yuki: for two days??
choso: ya
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keniaku · 2 years
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[id: a black and white comic with maki and noritoshi jr. they’re observing as naoya finishes his transformation from a cursed womb, the wind are blowing their hair and clothes as they look at naoya in the sky.
noritoshi jr: [thinking] does he... he looks kind of like...
noritoshi jr: [stops himself from finishing his thought, shaking his head] no, noritoshi-kun...! this isn’t the time for that! focus! focus!
maki: [she looks unimpressed/bored/disgusted as she looks up at naoya] damn. he’s a huge cunt inside and out now. noritoshi are you seeing this shit
noritoshi jr: [mouth opens wide as he turns to maki, in shock at how blunt she was] /end id.]
maki saying what we’re all thinking
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