#Kelley

[cryptotheism]

The Mysteriorum libri quinque, or Five Books of Mystery, can be thought of similar to forklift certification. It is a book of blueprints, techniques, tools, and general safety information for communicating with the angels of the lord. It is a graduated system. Angels are spiritually pure creatures, and each new set of tools and techniques requires greater and greater degrees of spiritual purification from the practitioner. These are the tools Dee would need to “read the book of nature.”

The first book contains instructions for the Holy Table of Practice, what could be called a highly advanced ouija board. The instructions for producing one are highly specific, and distinctly expensive, requiring both a two yard square silk carpet, and letters written in “perfect oil” like the type used in church. On a particular day, the archangel Uriel lectures Dee and Kelley on the importance of observing the “Ritual Workplace Safety Protocols,” and makes an ominous warning that the grounds of Mortlake were haunted by a malevolent spirit named Lundrumguffa.

The very next morning, Kelley called Uriel. A being appeared with sparkling eyes, dressed in fantastic robes of purple and gold, a wreath of gold upon his head. When Dee asked if the table had been produced correctly, the being assured him that it was perfect, not a sigil out of place. When Dee asked if the spirit was indeed Uriel, another entity arrived, threw the apparition to the ground, beat him with a whip, and stole his clothes, revealing the entity to be none other than Lundrumguffa. Uriel then continued to beat the spirit, shouting “Lo, thus are the wicked scourged.” He then dragged Lundrumguffa by the legs, threw him into a pit, washed his hands with the sweat off his angelic brow, and appeared to the magicians in full radiance with his co-worker Michael. The angels blessed Dee and Kelley, encouraging them to continue the sessions.

Writing about Dee and Kelley on Patreon today

#Patreon #Occult #Dee #Kelley

[kiss-my-face-pls]

какой же он очаровательно изящный! ✨

#deforest kelley #kelley #star trek #ДеФорест Келли #звёздный путь #stars

[citylifescape]

Princess Kelley May

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[buxomverse]

Princess Kelley May

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[gardenyards]

Princess Kelley May

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[roughridingrednecks]

Kelley

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[mountpuppyexpo]

Princess Kelley May

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[ominousmotion]

KAI, IS THAT YOU?!

IT SEEMS THAT IT IS

#answered asks #samyelbanette #kelley

[lamentablequeen]

your ocs are so wonderful omg… if u don’t mind could u tell us more abt kelley? because reverse-werewolf-beast-cursed-to-be-human stuff is so insanely my jam i slather it on toast each morning.

IF YOU DON'T MIND….. you have no idea how much joy this ask brought to my extremely boring day (i have been bouncing around from library to library all day trying to work on my term paper). oh my god. literally you have made my whole day. i think about kelley constantly. 

so the thing about him is that like. he adjusted surprisingly well to being a human person, and he already had a little bit of background knowledge (because he was a search and rescue dog before) so it always catches people COMPLETELY off guard that he didn't live his entire life as just some guy. he's like, nebulously early 20s. easily excitable. very affectionate. he's really into watching baseball so sometimes on his time off he'll drive down to one of the civilian towns to go watch the game at whatever bar reliably has mlb. yes there's mlb in the wizard future… it being my sandbox and everything. he's got kind of a fratty dress sense but he never gets to dress like it because of the uniform thing, but in his truest form he would one hundred percent be wearing a backwards hat and socks with sandals. 

the other thing about him is that he is like. fundamentally kelley is a radar type without anyone to be radar for because maggie (the team lead) is actually really good at her job, so she doesn't actually need someone to be ready with whatever she wants before she wants it. this is one of the many things that gives kelley Some Kind Of Complex: he wants to be useful so bad and he wants to help people and he gets kind of weird and guilty about not being able to do as much as possible. i think personally he has kind of a thing about the fact that he's a person now. like, he's definitely got some kind of guilt complex about like. why him? what did he do that made him any more or less deserving of being MADE A NEW KIND OF CREATURE? he's also the youngest member of the team. he's been able to be human for more than a few years, so it's not like it's his first day on earth or anything. but also he does sleep with a stuffed animal if he's sleeping alone. 

kelley and the harbinger become best friends pretty much immediately. i think they have pretty similar music taste, kind of 90s alt/dad rock type stuff, but they're also gym buddies. the harbinger was a firefighter so they're BUFF AS FUCK and kelley immediately is like. oh my god. teach me your ways. i think he definitely looks up to them a little bit, but he's also the harbinger's closest normal friend (i say normal friend to differentiate their friendship from whatever the fuck is going on with the harbinger and BOWIE). after (plot spoilers) bowie leaves, kelley takes to sleeping on the harbinger's bed sometimes because their nightmares get so bad they really can't sleep alone anymore. he's gay but has absolutely zero game. i do think there's probably a guy he likes in their larger base camp but theres no way he is planning on doing anything about it. he's easily flustered. he DOES call himself a werewolf despite technically being more of a were-dude. he has kind of a surfer boy accent.

#kelley #kelley wizardmash #wizard mash #i have got to come up with a permanent name for this world but that's the placeholder #i was calling it binary stars but its so far from the scifi energy it had when i came up with that title #he's even gay... #i think. as a fun extra fact. he totally resents all the frisbee jokes people probably make #but he does fucking love frisbee

[minicheck]

Resin work by Mike Kelley of Kandors city (place of birth of Superman) at Pinault collection in Paris.

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The exhibition

#kelley #pinault #paris #resin #superman #american #glass #city #model #miniature

[barbiestuffps]

Barbie Shelly Club, 2003

#pc gaming #pc games #pc #gaming #mine #game #scenery #barbie game #barbie #barbie gaming #shelly #shelly club #kelley #nostalgia

[fvmevil]

#nathalie kelley #crystal #nat kelley #sybiltvd #kelley #icons #nat #nathalie #natkelley #icon #twitter icons

[unbecomingsposting]

okay now i want your top 5 kelley moments sorry to be copying

1. her goal against germany in the 2015 WC

2. “best valentine’s day gift…just a smooch…from my lover” 🥺

3. underrated imo

4. the goal she scored in utah last year, with the gay armband, with trinity and sonny both on the field

5. and of course: i screamed

#kelley

[diesoonandsuffer]

just remembered this bts picture from wrath of khan

#it's funnier if you imagine they're still in character #wok #tos #cast #bts #shatner #kelley

[dat2ndaccount97]

Man, Kelley from Starr by Mattel is just so darn cute like omg. She has just the Sweetest face! I love her so much, and her sculpt would later be used for one of my All Time Faves, Jazzie!

#Starr #Starr Doll #Kelley Starr #kelley doll #Starr Doll Mattel #Mattel Doll #Kelley

[gardenyards]

Princess Kelley May

#huge cleavage #big tiddy committee #puppies #huge tiddies #princess kelley may #princesskelleymay #kelley may #princess #kelley #may