#KikiDalia

[thenugking]

still thinking about Odalia having a one-sided hatecrush on Eda, like, she must be so jealous of Alador's rivalry with Darius. How come her husband gets a nemesis who's so invested in him when Eda hasn't even spoken to Odalia in years??? :(

Anyway, post-Eda's Reqiuem, Kikimora comes over and announces she has a Very Important Message from Head Witch Darius. "Ahem. Alador, you're a Hack."

And Alador goes from being slumped over his workbench almost asleep to fucking coming to life, like, "he thinks i'm a hack???? that's IT i'm making the greatest abomaton he's ever seen and posting it ALL OVER PENSTAGRAM to EMBARRASS him!!! everyone out of my workshop I need to focus!!!"

And Odalia's just like. :( why does alador get all this :( eda never responds to my hatemail :( I even got her kid expelled and then tried to kill her and NO REACTION :( it's like she doesn't even care about my deep and passionate Hatred towards her :(

so kikimora tells her to get over herself because, hey, at least you have a rival the same age as you. I'm stuck in a rivalry with an annoying teenage boy. where is the homoerotic tension there??? i deserve Better than this!!!

AND THEN they look at each other like.... what if... what if We were weird gay rivals.... what if we could both get the requited homoerotic rivalry we're craving.... what if we could make each other worse.....

so thats how kikidalia happens thank u for coming to my ted talk

#kikidalia #aladarius #the owl house #odalia blight #kikimora #alador blight #darius deamonne #eda clawthorne

[godofdystopia]

*family dinner at Blight Manor*

Odalia: Dear?

Alador: Yes, Odalia?

Odalia: Why does Darius call you 'Babygirl?'

Alador: ... Why do you call Kikimora that?

Odalia: Well played.

*both go back to eating in silence*

Amity: ...

Amity: One dinner.

Amity: I just want one titan-damned dinner.

#aladarius #KikiDalia #darius x alador #Kikimora x odalia #the owl house #toh darius #toh kikimora #kikimora #odalia blight #alador blight #amity blight

[the-owl-house-takes]

Kikidalia > any other ship

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#ultimate toxic Yuri #the owl house #toh #kikidalia #kikimora #odalia blight

[raedasideblog]

i started shipping them as a joke but it’s not funny anymore is it

#evil fucked up women can be in love too #enemies to… ? #don’t be fooled by her nails kiki tops #god i love them #every fandom i gotta have a fucked up evil weirdos ship #kikidalia #kikimora #odalia blight #toh #the owl house #sorry if u followed me for raeda contemt lmaoooo #kiki and booba

[yardsards]

kikidalia is still the funniest ship created by this fandom (and possibly ANY fandom) and the fact that they both spent most of this episode desperately trying to use literal children to get power just drives that home further

#eliot posts #toh #toh spoilers #kikidalia #odalia blight #kikimora #the owl house

[silverpoole3]

Kikimora: for every phobia, there's a philia

Alador: yeah? Give me an example.

Kikimora: you know how you're scared of your wife?

#suggestive #kikidalia #kikimora #alador blight #recycling the quote from an old incorrect quote blog of mine #incorrect quotes #the owl house

[disregardcanon]

still not over that post that was like “odalia and kikimora get together after the blight divorce because they are truly hearts united in Being the Most Selfish Person on The Planet. and then alador and darius set a wedding date and odalia’s like HA I WILL SET THE SAME WEDDING DATE SO THEY MUST CHOOSE and kikimora is giggling too like HAHAHAHAHA EVIL PLAN and they both get like. pissed off when the kids all go to aladarius wedding”

#toh #kikimora: why is the golden guard not here to congratulate me with his annoying voice #kikidalia

[owlbrainrot]

Kikidalia is funny

#the owl house #the owl house fanart #toh fanart #kikimora #odalia blight #kikidalia

[thenugking]

“I’m not giving you any money! And there’s nothing you can say to convince me otherwise, so you might as well--Oh, Titan.” “What? What?” Kikimora cranes around to see what Odalia’s frozen staring at. “Oh,” she says softly, watching Alador Blight and Darius Deamonne walk into the restaurant hand in hand. “Well. This must be embarrassing for you.” Four years after the Day of Unity, Odalia is utterly miserable, even before her terrible ex-husband and his terrible new boyfriend turn up for a date at her favorite restaurant. Kikimora decides to help.

It's been 200 years, but I've finally finished the Kikidalia fake dating fic.

Four cringefail middle aged people having what is certainly an evening.

#family jewels #kikidalia #aladarius #the owl house #i wrote some fic #odalia blight #kikimora #alador blight #darius deamonne

[raedasideblog]

#toh shitpost #kikimora #odalia blight #kikidalia #toh #the owl house

[yardsards]

a while ago me and @pandoratheprocrasticreator were talking and we decided kikidalia would get remarried and divorced several times a month for Enrichment and also tax evasion

#eliot posts #toh #the owl house #kikidalia #kikimora #odalia blight

[godofdystopia]

So now that Alador and Odalia have divorced seperated fired each other, i believe it is time to champion a new crack ship for the Owl House. You know, before the season ends in... a week I guess? I’m going to spend said week and beyond championing the idea that Kikimora and Odalia are absolutely gay for each other.

Odalia and Kikimora are both absolutely horrible people without a single redeeming quality and they absolutely deserve each other. 

I shall call it... KikiDalia

Odalia really just made the little gremlin a whole ass battlesuit even though it had no economic or political advantages whatsoever.

Kikimora followed this woman into a dimly lit warehouse with only mild complaining.

They both absolutely despise the golden guard and Luz.

Plus Odalia said she’d scheme how to get Kiki back into Belos’ favor and actually seemed to mean it.

Since Disney are homophobic cowards and the show is ending anyway, what are they going to do? Stop me? Little old me whose just a silly little guy? I’m shipping these two walking incarnations of ‘Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss’ and no one can stop me.

#the owl house #toh spoilers #clouds on the horizon #odalia blight #kikimora #toh kikimora #Go ahead and try to stop me Disney #it will only make me more stubborn #KikiDalia

[godofdystopia]

KikiDalia is absolutely hilarious because it's a feral gremlin woman down bad for child murder and a milf version of Elon Musk both looking at each other and thinking to themselves 'I can make her better.'

Meanwhile literally everyone within a hundred miles is thinking 'They'll make each other worse.'

#KikiDalia #toh kikimora #odalia blight #kikimora x odalia #the owl house

[godofdystopia]

KikiDalia nation rise up!

#the owl house #odalia blight #toh kikimora #kikimora #KikiDalia

[godofdystopia]

Kikimora literally ten seconds after 'Clouds On The Horizon': Hey Odalia! Heard you're now single. Always thought you could do better than Alador anyway. Maybe you could do better... With me?

Luz: This is the worst thing I have ever heard of in my life.

Kikimora, too angry to notice she has the wrong teen: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!

#the owl house #toh spoilers #toh kikimora #odalia blight #KikiDalia #luz noceda

[godofdystopia]

All I'm saying is, if they ever make an Owl House spin off/sequel series then Kikimora and Odalia should get married off screen and run a Saturday morning villain corporation that shows up every now and again to bother Luz and the Owl gang while they deal with actual problems.

KikiDalia Evil Incorporated

#KikiDalia #toh kikimora #odalia blight #kikimora x odalia #the owl house #i want my saturday morning villain wives Dana #let the girlbosses be cartoonishly evil together