Ocellus: Is someone gonna tell me what I just saw?
Ocellus’ Mom: Well…
Thorax: Ocellus, please, let me explain-
Ocellus: Your highness, respectfully, I will cook you if I see your hussy lips move again. Mom?
Ocellus’ Mom: It’s… true, honey, the king and I were kissing…
Ocellus: (gasp) No, no, we’re good.
Thorax: Really?
Ocellus: No, me and her are good, I’m killing a twink tonight. Stand up.
Thorax: Ocellus, please!
Ocellus: No, your highness, this is how it’s got to be. I’m gonna kill you now, then I’m gonna go into my mind palace and kill you again. I’m gonna kill your green soul in my mind palace, my king.
Thorax: Give me a chance to explain myself!
Ocellus: No, because you have to abandon your gods now, my king! Because if you get up there, I’m hydra smashing the pearly gates open and I’m bringing you down, my king.
Thorax: Not down!
Ocellus: Down to H. E. Double hockey sticks. And if I can’t shove you down, I’m flushing you down. And if I can’t flush you down, I’m getting the plunger.
Thorax: (crying) Don’t get the plunger!!
Ocellus: (also crying) But I gotta get the plunger, your highness! Because you’re an evil courtesan! And that’s where evil courtesans go! Double hockey stick land!
Ocellus’ Mom: Okay, you’re both crying now. Can we pause?
Ocellus: It’s okay, Mom, it’s not your fault.
Ocellus’ Mom: See now…
Ocellus: I let an anorexic fox into the henhouse, and what did he do? He got his lips all over you!
Thorax: Not all over her…
Ocellus: Are you trying to find out, my king? Cause if you keep flipping around, you’re gonna find out!
Ocellus’ Mom: Honey… I kissed Thorax.
Ocellus: (gasp) Mommy, no!
Ocellus’ Mom: Honey, I got a little tipsy at dinner and your father’s been away and I promise I’ll tell him everything when he gets back-
Thorax: (under his breath) Good luck with that…
Ocellus: MY KING!! If you test me, I’m going to have to give you the smoke!!
Ocellus’ Mom: Y’know what, it’s been a long night, and I think we all just need to go to bed.
Thorax: Agreed!
Ocellus: Watch it…
Thorax: I am not staying here!
Ocellus: I got my eye on you, homewrecker…
Ocellus’ Mom: Ocellus!
Ocellus: Love you, mommy. (BLEEEEEP), Thorax.
Thorax: ….. (tears of pride) She’s come so far!
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februpony day 11: favorite species
changlings 100%!! i have so many thoughts and headcanons over them! as a kid they were my favorite, their concept was the coolest! it made kid me so happy when Thorax was introduced into the show and was a good guy! I loved the whole redemption arc changlings went through, and I love their reform designs! i don���t care what anyone says!
after the hive disbanded and since the changlings reformed, Thorax takes place as king and his brother Pharynx takes place as lead general!
wait...
who’s that?
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