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#Kiri's say the darndest things
redxriiot · 1 year
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        “Midoriya’s got the kinda strength where he could snap me like he did his bones all year, and I would fucken thank him.”
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          “But then he’d prolly feel so bad if he ever did that...!”
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Ghost Spider au where after he dies, be it from an incident or being kept in the Dr. X machine for too long, and the whole ghost part happens, he can just straight up manifest into the world. By that I mean that anyone will be able to see him. He's like one of those ghost that have unfinished business, but instead of wanting vengeance, he just wants to make sure the Sullys are ok. 
Like, Lo'ak is about to get eaten by an akula? Spider guided Payakan there to smack it to death and become friends with his bro. 
When Tuk, Lo'ak and Tsireya get captured? Hey look, a supposedly dead person appeared out of nowhere, look at him while Neteyam swoops in to get them out. 
Neteyam is about to get shot? he gives him a little ghostly nudge, making sure the wound wasn't fatal. 
When Kiri is held under the knife? Hey Quaritch, your dead son is right in front. How are you doing? Just the shock is enough for him to falter and for Kiri to get out, allowing Jack to finish the job (Yes, Quaritch blue, electric boogaloo is dead here). 
The glow fish that Kiri used to find Tuk and Neytiri? That was him this time.
After that, he does his darndest to keep his incorporeal state a secret, while also giving them little hints so when it eventually does come to light, they'll be a bit prepared.   
Also, I'm saying it now, Neytiri is the one to find out first. 
This is lITERALLY TRAGIC, like, one of the saddest concepts I've ever read. It begs the question; are the ghost rules like most ghost unfinished business rules? When the Sully's are safe, and are okay, will he disappear and move on? It's a tragic thought.
Technically this can't be achieved until the RDA is gone or peace is reached, so he might be around for years. It might take like a decade or something. So if they eventually figure out he's a ghost, it might not even mean they have to accept his death. He's still there, he's just even more separate from the world he grew up in. Maybe he spends years learning to be able to touch things and to be touched with time, maybe he develops relationships and friends and family past how things were when he was alive. Everyone would be so relieved and excited when the war ended, but no one was ready for Spider to disappear?
God, I can't even handle Neytiri figuring it out first tho.
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rose-lord-of-simps · 3 years
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nsvsnsgd ok so i was ✨thinking✨
kiribaku with the hiding face in neck prompt👀👀 dnsgdmgwnds (if u write for them ofc nabzmvabam)
2nd part of request: i feel like it could give u the opportunity to make somethinf fluffy and give u the opportunity to make some lovely yummy angst so whichever u want lol ndjosgcjsnmlscgjsb km xfhslkbs
Prompt: 3. hiding face in neck of the touching prompt list
Ship: Kiribaku/pop rocks
I very much write for them oh my gosh. This is fluffy this time around!
Quirkless AU! Roommate AU! (Bakugou, Kirishima, and Denki are roommates, Mina and Sero are just in almost constant sleepover mode)
Kirishima has had a long, slow, dreadful day.
Kirishima woke up and didn’t have time to spike his hair, it rained, which this rock did not appreciate because it cut his morning run short, his lunch plans with Tetsutetsu fell through, he had to watch a squirrel fall out of a tree and get swooped up by a bird mid fall, there were too many meanies at work today, and worst of all he got no good morning hug from anybody because all of his 2 roommates and 2 free loaders were either asleep or already gone for the day by the time he left.
When he got home, all he wanted to do was sleep. Sleep and cuddle with a very specific explosive Pomeranian.
However as soon as he walked in the door, all he got was even more exhausted at the humans in the room.
Don’t get him wrong, Kirishima loves all his friends. Mina is the life of the party which is always great, Kaminari always has a joke to crack, and Sero’s energy is so easy to be around. But right now, Kirishima wanted none of it.
“SERO HANTA STOP THATS CHEATING-“
“It’s not cheating it’s a short cut!”
“Mina how are you this bad at Mario Kart-“
“SHUT UP!”
The louder they got the faster Kirishima’s patience was thinning.
Eijiro needed his best friend.
Now.
Kirishima tried his darndest to slip into Bakubro’s room as quiet as possible and unnoticed.
And he almost did it!
But as Kirishima opened the door to Bakugou’s room, he’d been spotted.
“Kirishima come play Mario Kart with us-“
Kirishima was like a deer in head lights, and Bakugou could see the panic on his face.
Before anyone could say anything else, Bakugou was pulling Kirishima into the room and slamming the door shut behind him.
“What do you want stupid hair?”
Many people felt intimidated by Bakugou. But Kiri could never. Not when right now it seemed as if Bakugou was his savior.
Kirishima felt the full force of exhaustion from the day hit him in that moment.
So Kirishima did the only thing he could think of. Flop into Katsuki’s bed face first and and reach behind him for his best friend.
Katsuki, all too knowing of the knuckle head’s dramatics, was surprisingly used to this. He knew that all his stupid hair wanted was cuddles and a nap, which Katsuki would be secretly very happy to provide for him.
Eijiro rolled onto his back and tried to keep his arms open for Katsuki to snuggle into, typically being the big spoon because Bakugou hates when Eijiro’s spiky hair poked him. But today his hair was down and Katsuki wanted to for once be a good friend and let Ejiro relax.
So he pushed Eijiro onto his stomach, draped a blanket over him, and got into Katsuki’s bed with the bright red muscle head before pulling him close.
“Come on stupid hair, tell me what happened.”
Ejiro adored his normally stone hearted blonde friend in that moment, and many other moments, more than anything else in the world.
“Well first of all no one gave me a good morning hug.”
“Blasphemous.”
“Right? And Tetsutetsu has to cancel lunch because it was raining today-“
“You didn’t go running in the rain did you?”
“Only for a few blocks don’t worry-“
“Ejiro.”
“I’m not sick! But anyway after that this squirrel fell out of a tree and-“
“KIRISHIMA YOU AREN’T ESCAPING MARIO THAT EASILY!”
All of a sudden there was a mildly heavy and very pink creature (human being? Alien? No one knows) on Kirishima’s back.
“Bakugou stop hogging Kirishima!”
“Yeah, I haven’t seen my beloved red rock all day!”
Kirishima couldn’t handle their rowdy friends right now.
And he asked for help the only way he knew Katsuki would understand silently.
Katsuki could feel Ejiro’s face snuggling against his neck. Ejiro was trying to hide.
And Katsuki was his safe place.
It took a full 30 seconds more of the other’s shouting and oblivious cheering before Katsuki held on to his Ejiro tighter and shouted at them, face red in what they thought was anger.
“No! Now go away before someone looses a foot!”
“Aw Bakubro you would never-“
Bakugou was forced to take defensive measures. Grabbing his extra pillow and slamming it on Mina’s back.
“Out!”
“Oh you want a pillow fight-!”
“No! Kirishima is trying to sleep, can’t you see that? Now leave and be quiet or else I’m not making dinner for any of you tonight!”
Ejiro felt relieved as he finally felt Mina get off him and heard the others leave the room.
Ejiro also felt his heart aching with the want to kiss Katsuki a thank you.
If only Ejiro knew how much Katsuki wanted to kiss him until he knew he was safe.
The two best friends continued to lay there in silence, Ejiro hiding his face in Katsuki’s neck and eventually falling asleep feeling secure in his arms.
Katsuki stayed awake, building up the courage to tell the beautiful red headed idiot in his arms that he cared.
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Not the best but I need to practice more and I like it!
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redxriiot · 1 year
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          “Man, what I wouldn’t give to fuckin’ ride a werewolf.”
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          “I mean, those dudes run, like, SUPER fast, so it’d be a real struggle to hang on without accidentally hurtin’ ‘em, but I dunno, seems like it’d be fun-”
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redxriiot · 1 year
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          “I’d make a cute diversity hire at a maid cafe, I think.”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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          “Withholding my internal organs until I find someone worthy.”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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          “Oh, to spar the fuck out of a hot guy’n mount ‘im afterward like Theseus in that Canova statue-”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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         “My bestie’s dad...is really kinda rad-”
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redxriiot · 1 year
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         “Holy SHIT, I wanna bite Midoriya’s thighs-”
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redxriiot · 1 year
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         “Why are people who’re mean to me so damn hot-”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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          “Okay, not that it’d ever happen, but IF there ever comes a day Bakugou booms too hard and absolutely blows me th’ fuck up, NOBODY fault him. Don’t be That Guy(gender neutral) that ruins shit’n gets in the way of a guy’s right to get taken the fuck out by a smokin’ hot dude-”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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          “Dressin’ like a hoe while on duty’n riskin’ my life like no mañana so whatever Death God’s out there knows I’m interested-”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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             “Man, I would absolutely let a big buff lady absolutely just break me in half.”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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          “Yo, now I gotta ask–would making out with Todoroki be more hot or cold? Could he hypothetically use his Quirk to change things up?”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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         “There’s no better feeling than sitting in someone’s lap. Especially when yer tryna crush the fucker cuz they took the good seat when ya forgot yerself and got up to get a snack for TV-watchin’-”
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redxriiot · 2 years
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          “Man, imagine bein’ in a Bakugou-Midoriya sandwich...talk about livin’ a dream-”
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