Mina: Alright, guys, here’s the tea.
Sero: Mina, it’s called a status check. We are in the middle of a crisis. Please use proper Walkie-Talkie lingo-
Kaminari: SPILL SIS
Mina: I’m usin’ the binoculars, and lemme just say, KIRISHIMA, YOU BE LOOKIN’ LIKE A FULL-ON SNACK RIGHT NOW!! I can see your majestic self from across the way!
Kirishima: OwO thank chuuuuu
Sero: MINA! STATUS REPORT! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE- Oh, well, she’s not wrong.
Kaminari: Kiri always looks thicc in his hero suit.
Kirishima: Haha, yeah.
Jiro: Guys!! I just got a walkie-talkie! Is this the channel we’re using?
Mina: Ya. Hey, Jiro, doesn’t Kirishima look smokin’ today?
Jiro: …….Guys, who’s watching the villains?
Kaminari: The what?
Jiro: The villains.
Sero: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Kirishima: Uhhhhhh, was it Mina?
Mina: …..Wait, I was the one who was supposed to be watching them?
Jiro: YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LOOK-OUTS!!! THAT’S WHY WE GAVE YOU THE WALKIE-TALKIES!!
Kaminari: Jiro, you didn’t answer our question.
Jiro: FUCK YOUR QUESTION!! I THOUGHT BAKUGO WOULD’VE AT LEAST KEPT YOU GUYS IN LINE!!! WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ATTACK, AND YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP AN EYE OUT ON THE VILLAINS!! YOU WERE GOING TO KEEP US UPDATED IF ANYTHING HAPPENED, AND-……..
Jiro: Where’s Bakugo?
Jiro: What did you guys do?
Bakugo, running for his life: WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?!?!?!?