#Kohaku can’t fix shit

[honeybeewhereartthee]

NO NAME ENTRE:

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It's so unrealistic, isn’t it? Someone would hate such an act to be done to them… I should have loath you for making me feel this way… but can you really hate someone when they did not force you to feel this way? You made sure to never leave a trace, but I still remember you even though the world that you love doesn’t.

was it better for me to not remember at all? To live another day with a smile and not remember that I once loved someone… so dearly and they are my companion for life and eternity. The one I exchange vows with and I promise to cherish till the very end…

Can I really? Maybe… after all, you often said that I’m someone based on someone else. There is no you in that story, there’s no need to cry for a character that ‘canonly’ never existed in the life ‘I, kohaku oukawa’ have. But, [ I ] only based on him. [ I ] am not [ him ] and will never be [ him ], me is me and, I'm not him!. Stop lamping me with him, he and I… are far different from one another. Besides. You said him just an idol, and some crap like fae and having your significant other self-sacrifice is nothing to do with him too. So obviously were fucking different.

The only similarities we have is our faces [ hair and eyes as well], our names, and our height. Fuck. I will make sure there are no similarities when we meet again. I already abandoned that damn name. IM ONLY HANII. MY SPOUSE’S HANII, NOT KOHAKU OUKAWA.

Do you like it if my hair is longer? I think I would look like a girl, but honestly, that doesn’t matter since it means I would look far off from that image of that [kohaku oukawa]

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GALLERY:???

The nameless angel brushes his long faded pink hair as he seats in front of a beautiful jewel surrounded with crystal hearts. He looks at a mirror as he fixes his hair and head band. His eyes that show fade purple and a big cross mark stigma in it as he blinks and make face in the mirror before he saw someone standing behind him.

“… can you not stand behind people like that?” he took a deep breath before he did something that a normal [kohaku oukawa] would do when becoming scared or surprised by something. Beat the shit out of the person unconsciously.

“Are you not cutting your hair? It’s getting in the way.” The landlord of the gallery points out the long hair that the nameless angel has which is probably longer than his height and the morpho guardian often steps on it when that angel sleeps on that one aisle where his au jewel is located.

“I don’t want to cut. It would mean I look like that damn person again.” The angel commented as he plays with his side bangs. “you’re not going to cut it that short. Just cut it enough to not get in the way when you sleep. You're noisy when your hair gets stepped on.”

“who won’t scream when their hair gets stepped on?” the angel rolled his eyes at the words of the butterfly landlord of his. The other sigh as he can’t get a straight sense of the hopeless case at all.

“Besides, they can style my hair when we meet. They often do that to their cousin…” he mumbles as he hugs the huge mocha pillow with his significant other chibi faces on it [ he once made a fit because he saw some rabbit kissing his spouse and the landlord and Mikejima give it to him with an excuse of his payment for doing a good job for a long time but it was to shut him up]

“Oh. Is it because I told you, their first crush was their cousin.” The other casually says before he pauses as if remembering what type of person this angel is. A very deranged and unhinged individual for their significant other. In short a possessive person. coughcoughyanderecoughcouch

“what. When did you tell me this.” The angel's eyes widen before he stood up, he almost trips from his hair but his quick to stand up and catch up from the fleeing butterfly.

“oops. My bad. Forget I told you again, my mistake.” The butterfly doesn’t even look that concern as the other shakes him for answer, he already experiences this before. The other have a short memory span if you give him something containing his spouse anyway. That what happened in the first time.

“you bastard! Tell me more about this crap!!!!” the nameless one shakes him but he pauses when a photo is given to him, a picture of someone wearing a traditional outfit and smiling while holding flowers, a picture of his spouse. “... can I have that pic…” he suddenly forgets the topic at hand.

“do what you want. Anyway. Mikejima should be here in just a few. You guys need to go to another place to fix some of the fragments of the mess you made before…” as he said that, he saw the angel just nodding before going to his little corner where he hide a photo album and putting the picture there. He shakes his head before he turn his back, but for a moment he stared at me and put a finger at his mouth as if shh me. Then the image turns black.

#no name #no name entre #hi there omae. how are you? i wish i know you were there when that butterfly was around. that bitch wont tell till its too late #anyway. do you wanna style my hair when we meet ? i hope that fake takes care of you. i dont mean to throw that bunny child of yours. #i dont even know that bunny have sharp teeth. just how did you made that thing-- i mean fluffy creature. ahaha. its still cute #thats not a lie or anything! totally not a lie!!!

[lord-rika]

How come THIS :

Reminds me of:

#yashahime spoilers #hanyo no yashahime spoilers #Kohaku can’t fix shit #that arm is done for #kohaku #i see no difference #yashahime

[chubbyreaderchan]

The Twins & the Mimic | Sesshomaru x human!Reader | Yashahime AU | 1

A/n: I can’t stand sessrin. So I am fixing in this fic. Pedomaru isn’t actually Sesshomaru and reader is the real mother to Satsuna and Towa. Reader is also from modern times just to be more inclusive! Don’t @me. Also female reader. Also not super accurate cuz I stopped watching the shit show after episode 4 so.... hahahah. Complete au.

“Delicious,” a deep voice spoke. 

An image of Sesshomaru, frozen in glass mid transformation was imbedded in the walls of a cave. Nearby, was his mate. His beautiful, human mate was also frozen in place nearby. Sesshomaru was stuck in a frightening pose and it would be quite a surprise for anyone who may stumble upon the image. Fifteen years ago they were trapped here by a mimic demon. 

A mimic who now wore the face of Sesshomaru and changed the memories of anyone who was even close to either of the two before him. Sesshomaru’s loyal subjects were just a few feet outside of the cave, yet Jaken hadn’t a clue that his masters were inside, trapped. 

That this Sesshomaru was an imposter. 

He made everyone believe that Rin did not marry Kohaku but ended up in the arms of Sesshomaru. The change in memories was delicious and the taste of power, though just a quarter of Sesshomaru’s was tantalizing. He didn’t care that the young half-demon spawn of the two were left alone. It didn’t matter.

The only thing that mattered was power and hunger for the demon who only got lucky. He licked his lips after absorbing Sesshomaru’s demonic aura.

The fake Sesshomaru stepped out of the cave and joined Jaken once more. 

“What do you do in there m’lord!” Jaken shouted, concerned. It felt strange to the elderly imp, but his mind said that it was normal. It felt to him that something was off but he couldn’t decide what. 

- 

Something was different this time when he left. His power weakened this time. The weakness seemed to be just enough, as a large crack began run down the center of Sesshomaru’s glass prison. It was just enough to allow his demonic power to materialize. With a flash of golden light it shattered into dust. 

Sesshomaru was free. 

The real Sesshomaru was free from his prison, angry. Beyond angry. His memory was fuzzy, for the last thing he remembered was telling his mate to go off and hide his pups. Everything after seemed blank. 

The demon lord turned on his heel to inspect where he was only to see his the beautiful mother of his children (Y/n) suspended. His rage boiled harder in his chest at the sight of his woman in such a state, and where were his pups? They were only a few weeks old when he was under attack. He glanced down at his hips to check for a sword but it was gone. 

Sesshomaru growled, his claws tinged green with his toxic nails which he used to weaken and destroy his lover’s cage. Without grace, she fell directly into his arms. 

“(Y/n).” Sesshomaru’s voice said gently. “Wake up.” 

Time like this he wished he still had the tensaiga’s power. His worry was quickly dissipated when he locked eyes with her. “S-Sesshomaru?” 

Her eyes widened, remembering the same things he had, only she came back to try and help him foolishly. 

“Wha--?” her body shot up. “Where are my babies?!” 

“Where did you leave them?” he responded carefully. Her face turned into a frown, tears welling in her eyes. “U-Under the tree! I left them with Rin and Jaken... I--” 

“Silence,” His tone was cold but (Y/n) knew he meant well. He wasn’t one for tears or comfort, but he did care about her. He also cared about his offspring and his adopted daughter Rin just as well. 

“Hold onto this Sesshomaru,” he said coolly. Her arms wrapped around the dog demon lords neck as he rushed out of the cave. 

"Something... is wrong,” She said softly, as Sesshomaru moved to the last place they had been before the attack. He tensed slightly, he was feeling it too. “What if--?” 

“Silence,” Sesshomaru repeated, he didn’t want to think of the worst. He couldn’t. 

He had landed them right at the last thing he remembered. Just outside of the old village where he had once left young Rin to learn and once again left her there when Kohaku had married her. They were visiting with Towa and Setsuna that day. 

“Sesshomaru! They aren’t here!” She called, she ran off into the woods when they had arrived. “Rin--... I---” Panic was settling into the young woman. Where were they? 

“Maybe Kaede?” she looked to her own husband. Hope filled her eyes, he simply nodded allowing her to take lead in the search for their young babies. “Maybe Kagome has them!” 

It was a hope. She hoped they were with them, (Y/n) just knew her friend wouldn’t allow anything to happen to her babies. 

They arrived in the village. It had changed. A lot more young adults around but yet not much had changed besides that. 

“Is Lady Kaede home?” (Y/n) asked a young man who looked oddly like Miroku. 

He looked at her in surprise. “Lady (Y/n)?” 

“Have we met?” 

“Not since I was a child... Wait...” he frowned, eyes widening, thinking over the recent events. “Come with me. Lady Kaede should be in her hut” he glanced up noticing Sesshomaru behind her. However, he stayed outside upon arrival to her hut, knowing it kept the peace this way.

A look on his face was both surprise and confusion. He lead them to Kaede who looked busy creating some form of medication. 

“Lady Kaede... please. Tell me you know where my daughters are!” there was no time for formalities in her mind. Her poor babies were probably hungry. Who knows how long it had been since they nursed. Kaede froze, dropping the bowl in her hands. 

It was as if she was frozen in time, as years of memories flooded her mind. “Please”

“... (Y/n)...” she spoke her name slowly. The old woman said it again as if she were tasting it on her tongue. “Do you know how long it has been since you were here, my child?” She turned to face them, visibly much older than the last time she had saw her. 

The look shocked (Y/n) for a moment. “H-how long? Maybe a day or--”

“Fifteen years, (Y/n).”

Her lip quivered.

“Your daughters are fine but--. Sesshomaru,”

“He was trapped with me.” 

The elder’s eyes widened. Her memories were foggy. Flashes of Rin with twin girls being birthed in her hut and Sesshomaru running off showed in her mind. She frowned once the idea shattered like glass. In her mind it was quickly replaced, she wasn’t in her hut. No, when the twins were born they were in Sesshomaru’s mother’s palace. The chosen home for (Y/n) wanted her to be apart of her children’s lives since her own family wouldn’t be able to be there. 

Kaede remembered her birth being long and difficult. Kagome and Inuyasha were even there despite Sesshomaru’s protests. 

He had only wanted Kaede, his mother and Rin at the birth. 

The birth was long and hard but in the end (Y/n) and her twin daughters were happy and healthy. 

He never took them away. He never was cold towards his wife after the birth of his children. Sesshomaru sat on the mat in their room, holding tiny Towa while (Y/n) held tiny Setsuna. Why did she remember otherwise? 

Why did she remember Rin being the mother? That would have only--. 

“Your daughters are fine... but whoever stole my memories must have been the one to abandon them... and... Rin...”

Without hesitation (Y/n) left the hut. 

“Sesshomaru... we have to find them.” 

#sesshomaru x reader #sesshomaru x chubby!reader #anti sessrin #yashahime au

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter six: You literally have to be fucking with me

Summary: Y/n and Tendou are deeply in love. Living on the other side of Tokyo now, the Monsters are still up to their old shit. They even opened a few businesses for Tax reasons. Even though it’s been almost three years later, Y/n still has never been able to understand how they have avoided the law several times. When Tendou’s Mother reappears in his life, Y/n is confused as Tendou claimed she is dead. Finding out Tendou is being forced to take over the family business by his Mother, she soon learns the truth behind Tendou’s reason he never gets in legal trouble is his family business. His mother is quick to decline Y/n as his future wife and tries to set up Tendou with someone she sees more fit. What will happen to Y/n and Tendou? What will happen to Tendou’s “family business”? What does this mean for the future of the Monsters?

TW: Swearing, mentions of sex, mentions of stabbing, blood, stiches, death 

AN: SORRY THIS IS SO LATEJIDFBVHKBS I WAS SHOWING MY FRIEND DEATHNOTE NVNJDFK

______________________________________________________________ Third Person Pov - Tuesday Night 

Tendou sat at the table beside Y/n anxiously. She noticed the way he shook his leg against hers. 

“Satori… What’s going on? I have never seen you this way before?” 

“I don’t… I am just… very nervous, the person you will meet is someone to m-” Before he could finish his sentence the front doorbell rang. He shot up from his seat and rushed over to the door. He ripped it open to see his mother in front of him. He rolled his eyes. 

“Well hello to you too Tori.” She said with a laugh. He did not say anything back, only pointed her to the dinning room where y/n sat at the table. 

Y/n stood up extending her arm to the woman now in front of her. 

“Hello I am Tendou’s Fiancé, Y/n.” She said politely. 

“Hello I am Tendou’s mother, Kohaku.” 

“I’m sorry, did you say his mother?” 

“Yes I did. This one isn’t too smart now is she, Tori?” She said as she sat down in Tendou’s seat. 

“Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a minute Satori?” Y/n said, the anger was seeping out into each word. He nodded and followed her in the kitchen. 

Y/n looked out to see the woman just sitting at the table as she was on her phone. 

“What in the absolute fuck is going on here Satori?” She asked, angry. 

“Well, you see my mom’s not dead, and that woman at the table happens to be her.” 

“You literally have to be fucking with me.” 

“I wish I was Y/n. She is the one I am inheriting the business from.” He said as he rubbed the back of his neck. 

“Holy fuck.” She said as she grabbed the counter for support. 

“So not only is she alive but a fucking Yakuza boss???” Y/n asked. 

“Yes.” 

“If I didn’t love you so much I would probably kill you right here.” She said.

“I'm sure the other Monsters would have a problem with that.” Tendou said with a smirk. Y/n laughed at his comment. 

“They can literally eat my ass.” 

“Don’t tell Matsukawa or he might be down. He has seen us have sex three times now.” 

“After your mother leaves, don’t tell them.” 

“Oo? Is this a rough sex on the table kinda night.” Y/n got noticeably flustered as she swat at him. 

“Shut up! Let’s just fucking go back and get this fucking meal over with.” Y/n said before she walked away. 

“Sorry about that, just had an urgent personal matter to discuss.” Y/n said as she sat down at the table. 

“Tori tends to tell people I am dead, but I never expected you to act like such a bitch about it.” Tendou’s mother said so casually. 

Before anyone could say anything else, the food was brought out by some cooks Tendou hired for the night. 

“So Tori, since I am here now, let’s talk business after our meal, in private.”  She said the last part as she shot eye daggers at Y/n. 

“Can’t we just fucking talk over our meal?” He asked. 

“No, you are going to be running shit now so it’s fucking different. Don’t try to act tough to me for your… whatever she is.” She said as she gestured to Y/n. 

“I literally have done nothing and you chose to come in her like some entitled bitch.” Y/n whispered under her breath. 

“I’d watch that tongue if you want to keep it.” Kohaku snapped at Y/n. 

After the meal was finished, Tendou and his mother headed up to his office.

 “Why are you being such a cunt to my fiancé?” He asked as soon as the door slammed shut. 

“Well if you had better taste in women we wouldn’t have an issue, now would we?”

“You can fuck right off. You can fuck with me, you can fuck with my friends, but if you fuck with her, I will be the one to kill you.” He said as he moved right into her face. She pulled back away from him and said; 

“You will have to get in line, the other rogue half has been causing us hell for some time now. After finding out who’s mother I was. I guess a couple of your old classmates are around that part of town now.” 

“Like I give a fuck.” He snapped. 

“You will once they come for what will hurt you the most.” She said.

“The fuck do you mean?” 

“I have seen the way you are around your monsters, I have seen the way you treat me, and I have seen the way you treat Y/n. You have a soft spot so you better fucking fix that, or I will do it for you.” 

“Like fuck you will you dumb bitch!” He shouted as he slammed his hands down on his desk. 

“So which ones of your gang are in?” 

“All of them.” 

“Really? That one guy, well I must say he seems pretty suspicious. I would watch your back if I was you.” She said back to him. 

“None of my friends would betray me, ever.” 

“You think what you want Tori. When the truth comes out, I hope you are prepared to shoot.” She stood up as she approached the office door. 

“I will text you tomorrow with more details about shit when you want to show your boss some respect.” 

“Fuck you.” He said as she left. He stood up and slammed his hands down on the desk. “FUCK!” he screamed out. 

The sound of the door slamming into the downstairs wall alerted him as he got up to see what was happening. He noticed Kenma being carried in by Terushima and Hanamaki. Y/n was rushing them into the dining room as she pushed all the plates off, shattering them. She rushed off to grab something in the distance. They placed kenma down as Shirabu came rushing in with Suna holding first aid kits. 

“What the fuck happened?” He then noticed the red stain on the side of Kenma’s shirt. 

“We were out at the bar and this guy came up, addressed us as the monsters and started a fist fight. We thought we all had someone distracted but one snuck in and stabbed Kenma at the table.” Terushima said. “Mattsun and Mad are still back there I think.” 

Tendou looked around as he noticed everyone had fresh blood splattered on them, even Shirabu. Y/n came rushing back in as she placed a pile of towels on the table. She walked over to Tendou as he pulled her into his chest. 

“Will he be okay?” Y/n asked. 

“Yeah, I may not have been in medical school long, but enough to know this guy sucked at stabbing. A few stitches and he will be as good as new.” Shirabu said. 

“Who the fuck were they?” Tendou asked. 

“We think some fucks from a gang or something trying to get street credit.” Just as Shirabu was finished stitching up Kenma. Kyotani and Maytsukawa walked in. 

“Is he fucking okay?” Kyotani barked up. 

“He is now Mad.” Terushima said.  

“Shit look at you too.” Y/n said as the two were dripped blood on the floor. 

“Don’t worry, it’s not ours.” Matsukawa said with his sadistic smirk. 

“We got you a fucking present in our trunk.” Kyotani said. Kyotani, Tendou, Matsukawa and Y/n walked outside knowing Kenma is going to be okay. 

Matsukawa popped the trunk, there sat a man who was bloody and beat. 

“Who the fuck is this?” Tendou asked. 

“The fuck that stabbed Kenma.” Matsukawa said. 

“And the rest?” 

“Four out of seven fucks escaped .” Kyotani said. 

“And the last two?” Y/n asked. 

“Dead.” Said matsukawa with his sadistic smirk again as he grabbed his bloody bat from the back seat and swung it up on his shoulder. 

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Yashahime: Princess Half-Demon Episode 19

https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/review/yashahime-princess-half-demon/episode-19/.169235

Similar to the last time Yashahime gave Moroha something substantial to do, the insidious stupidity of “Princess Aya's Beniyasha Hunting” can only be truly appreciated if I just describe the events of the story in chronological order. Given the crummy vives that the preview gave off, I don't think anyone was expecting much more than a cheap detour from this episode, but I'll be damned of this series doesn't continue to impress with how little of a shit it gives about being good, or even mediocre, or hell, even functional. And before we dig into this post-mortem, I'd like to field any defenses that people might make about Yashahime being meant more for kids, and thus shouldn't be taken seriously. For one, this is a decades-in-the-making sequel to one of the most popular anime ever, so don't act like the show shouldn't have something to offer for fans whose ages can be counted with more than one digit. Also, y'all know that crappy kids' entertainment still sucks, right? It doesn't just get a free pass for being made with younger viewers in mind. Nobody in their right mind is going to argue that stuff like Avatar the Last Airbender or Steven Universe should be judged at the same level as Caillou, for Pete's sake.

Anyway, “Princess Aiya's Beniyasha Hunting” commits the gravest sin that any work of art can commit, in that it is a completely pointless waste of time that takes the precious minutes of existence that its viewers have been afforded on this earth and just flushes them straight down the toilet. I, dear reader, respect your lives much more than Yashahime ever will, so I'm going to dispense with the “twists” and lay it all out in order: Way back in Episode 1/7, when the girls busted into Hiiragi Dango's place to rescue Towa, they brushed by his daughter, Aya, and got a speck of mud on her kimono. Being a literal psychopath, young Aya then hatched an elaborate scheme to trick the girls and get her revenge: She recruited a band of mercenaries and forced Jyubei to sell Moroha's services as well, and then she established the false pretext of recruiting demon slayers to her father's employment to lure Hisui and his two nameless buddies into fighting the mercs in a big, competitive battle.

These mercenaries are cartoonish morons, and one of them, Lady, is a pretty offensive homophobic/transphobic/maybe-even-racist stereotype, but in one of this episode's few saving graces, it's actually hard to get all that mad about it, because these goofs are pointless and don't really do anything. They spend all night building a wooden façade of a castle on the battlefield for…some reason, and then they all sort of disappear once the firebombs start dropping. No, the demon slayers know that Moroha is the only one that really needs to be taken seriously as a threat, so they recruit Setsuna to aid them, leading to a cousin-vs-cousin showdown for the ages!

Except that obviously isn't what happens, because even though Setsuna and Hisui suck, they're not awful enough to be completely on board with burning InuYasha's kid alive in the middle of a field for the sake of some half-cocked job interview. No, we eventually learn that Moroha and the slayers were in cahoots all along, since they figured they could throw the fight and earn enough cash from the not-actually-real job offer for everyone to profit. Sure, the slayers apparently didn't even tell Moroha about the very real volley of firebombs they'd be tossing her way, but who's keeping track of neglectful homicide attempts amongst friends and family, eh?

It's that throughline of “not telling your teammates the most basic and necessary information” that really sinks this episode, which was already a bummer to begin with. Nevermind Hisui and Setsuna almost turning Moroha into barbecue; the big dramatic turn of the story occurs when Setsuna and Moroha both agree to not tell Towa about the fixed battle because…she's a bad liar, I guess? Except Moroha is the one that lets slip about the battle in the first place, and I don't know why anyone would assume that keeping Towa in the dark would be easier than just explaining that the fight is rigged, nobody is getting hurt, and so on. Even if you bought that silly excuse, the episode still doesn't make any goddamned sense, because once Towa predictably gets mixed up in the fight anyways and mistakes Setsuna's “acting” for real aggression, nobody bothers to just explain what's going on then, either! The episode establishes that Aya can't hear anything they say from her little tower, so why keep up the charade? And how is any of this easier than one of the girls just telling Towa, “Hey, we're going to scam the spoiled daughter of that guy who kidnapped you out of some money by faking a battle. If you want in, cool, but if you can't keep up the ruse, just, like, hang out here this afternoon or something. We'll be back in a few hours, tops.”

It's just so unbelievably lame, and it's the kind of plot that is doubly frustrating because it depends entirely on characters withholding important information for no reason other than to cheaply manufacture some consequence-free drama. Also, remember how the whole setup for the battle was a lie, anyways? Yeah, Kohaku shows up out of nowhere to explain to Aya that he knew the whole thing was a waste of time, except he didn't tell his own crew of demon slayers this because…he wanted them to learn a lesson?

To recap: Aya, a character we've never met, goes to insane lengths to deceive Hisui, a cardboard cutout that we do not care about, in order to double deceive (and possibly kill) Moroha, all on account of that one time she got some dirt on Aya's clothes. Then, Moroha, Setsuna, and Hisui attempt to trick Aya, which ends up being a waste of time since they already fell for Aya's initial trick, and there's a bunch of needless drama with Towa because everyone made a conscious decision to also trick her, even though she probably would have been able to allow the secretly useless and entirely overcomplicated ruse-within-a-ruse to go off without a hitch, if only she had she known what was happening in the first place. Takechiyo even gets in on the action by tricking Towa into thinking Moroha got horribly murdered in her arms. Why? Who the hell knows! Maybe it's because Takechiyo just gets off on psychologically abusing teenaged girls. I'd buy it. Just look at the little creep.

Throw in some harmful stereotypes and a hilariously clunky last-minute scene where Towa gets all tearful over Moroha's safety – despite definitely not giving a crap all those times that Moroha was in actual danger – and there you have it: “Princess Aya's Beniyasha Hunting.” No, Moroha does not transform into Beniyasha. Yes, I'm just as mad about all of this as you are. The only reason this episode is getting a two-star rating is because there's a funny bit where Moroha plays along with the bounty hunters' silly entrance-theme bit. I'm giving it one extra start for making me laugh exactly once. That might be damning Yashahime with faint praise, but with nineteen episodes down and only a handful to go, I'm afraid that faint praise is just about the only good thing Yashahime can hope to earn at this point.

#anti hanyo no yashahime #anti yashahime #anti towa #anti sunrise #anti sessrin

[elliotthezubat]

DEATH CITY DAYS GAIDEN 19; Madoka and Sayaka, Origin

MADOKA AND SAYAKA THE ORIGIN

-one year before Y1- sayaka: we're finally here! madoka: ._.; that's a big staircase... sayaka: welp, time's-a-wastin'! let's go! madoka: ^-^; -at the top of the stairs- sayaka: *face on the floor* I'm dead. madoka: *panting* a-at least we're here now... let's see.... *checks the map*the registration desk should be.....this way, I think. sayaka: mad cool. madoka: *walking along until she spots someone* um, e-excuse me? is this the right way to the registration desk? *The boy turns--revealing three white lines in his hair* Kid: "Hmm?" madoka: (white lines?) do you know where the registration desk is? Kid: "Yes. It is down the hall to the left--" *spots Sayaka* "..." sayaka: cool, thanks buddy! Kid: "I'm not your buddy, you asymmetrical mischief maker..." sayaka: o^o ?? nyeh? Kid: "Fix those hairclips--we do have dress codes at this school." sayaka: wait for reals? homura: -_-; don't mind him, he's a little bit....touchy. Kid: -^- "Hmph." sayaka: so I'm good then? homura: you're fine. come along. -they follow her- sayaka: by the way, how does he do that cool hair stripy thing? Sid: "Stripy thing?" sayaka: the white stripes in his hair. they're like, prefect stripes! mami: oh dear. Kid: *collapsed in a corner* sayaka: s-sir? madoka: are you alright? ._.;; mami: he'll be fine.....eventually. ^^; Kid: "I'm garbage. Asymmetrical garbage." homura: *pats his back* madoka: ._.; *she looks at sid* Sid: "Lord Death's son...is upset with asymmetry." sayaka: lord de-..... O___O;;;;; ohhhhh crap. Sid: "Yep. The Grim Reaper himself. Best stay on his nice side--" sayaka: *SWEATS* madoka: ^^; is this where we turn in our registration papers? mami: *she nods* Sid: "Granny will take care of it. You still have orientation to attend." madoka: r-right! here you go ma'am! *hands her the papers* sayaka: *getting up* Granny: "Thank you, sweeties." *files them* "And here's your name badge..." madoka: thank you, ma'am. sayaka: thanks. Sid: "And right this way to the orientation--" Kid: *still moping* homura: come on kid. -.-; -and so- sayaka: *in her seat, nervous* tsugumi: *looking around* aaron: ... Anya: *glancing out the window* madoka: there's a lot of new students here... sayaka: for sure. Meme: "...What's this for again?" madoka: class orientation for the DWMA classes. Meme: "Oh, right!" *smiles* "...What's DWMA?" student: death weapon meister academy. the school we're going to be attending. although in recent years, the academy has expanded its curriculum to quirk students, exorcists, and even magical girls. and that's barely scratching the surface. Meme: "...So magicians?" student 2: sure. ^^; Sid: "Listen up. We're going to go over your curriculum, directions to on-campus housing for students living in the dorms, and your class schedules." tsugumi: ._. (our teacher is a zombie?! death city is weird...) Sid: *stares at Tsugumi* tsugumi: 0-0;; I wasn't staring, sir! >~<; Sid: "..." Q_Q "When I was alive, I had feelings, too, you know?" tsugumi: s-sorry sir! sayaka: at least I'm not the only one nervous. ^^; kohaku: tch-, what a yutz. Sid: "Onto the next part of your lessons, we are adjusting curriculum. Usually we've been catering to meisters and weapons, so you can imagine how varied class options are now." madoka: *listening* Sid: "We have recruited instructors. Some are newer at this work than others, so this is a work in progress--" -the door opens and three students enter- *knock knock* Sid: "Oh, darn--I went over." *calls* "Come on in--it's open!" tsugumi:... !!! (it's that girl!) *Maka walks to the front of class* Maka: "...!!!" *smiles at Tsugumi* tsugumi: .///.; -soul and mami follow behind- Sid: "We will now have demonstrations. This will be particularly helpful for your weapons and meisters." *turns to the three* "Introduce yourselves." Maka: *nods* "Maka Albarn. Scythe Meister." soul:...soul eater, I'm the scythe. mami: and I'm Mami Tomoe. *smiles* Anya: *stares at Soul* ("Hang on...") soul:... ? Anya: "..." ("No, it couldn't be...") Meme: *claps* sayaka: *waves* 8D Sid: "Whenever you're ready..." Maka: "Soul..." *holds out her hand* soul: *transforms into scythe mode* mami: *magical girl mode on* Meme: "Oooooo..." Anya: "!!!" tsugumi: !!! madoka: wow. -one demonstration later- Sid: "That is all for today. Pick up your schedules and follow mentors who will direct dorm residents to their new rooms..." sayaka: THAT WAS SO COOL! Meme: "She was able to swing that scythe like *WHOOSH SLICE BLUR*!" sayaka: I know right! and then mami was all 'BANG BANG SPARKLY SPARKLY'! Anya: -_- "Such a vulgar description..." -some time later- madoka: *walking home* (it's getting late already...) ???: "Bullseye!" madoka: ??..... !!!!! *There are dead and severely injured birds* madoka: what are you doing! stop it!! *running to pick up one injured bird* Shiratori: "???" jerk 1: the hell is this kid doing out here? Shiratori: "Some high-and-mighty DW-dumb-A--you brats ain't shit." *aims his slingshot at her leg* madoka: !!! Shiratori: "Hee hee--" *aims and--* *PUNCHED* madoka: ah- Shiratori: *clutching his eye* "AH! What the hell?!" ???: "I thought I told you to cut this crap out!" Shiratori: *blinking...his eye is already swollen* "...Goddamn Okumura!" madoka: ?? *she looks up* *There's a boy with messy hair and a sour disposition* Rin: "Yeah, it's me. Don't act so surprised, Shiratori--I did you a favor clocking you. Make you more presentable when you start classes..." madoka: ?? Shiratori: "..." *chuckles* "That's 'cause I'm going places...Unlike the bastard son of some failed priest." Rin: *narrows his eyes* madoka: *standing up* Rin: "You better watch your mouth if you still want teeth in it..." Shiratori: *hands behind his back, loading a marble into the slingshot...he's preparing to launch an attack at Rin, who hasn't figured it out yet* madoka:.... !!! *she tackles him* Shiratori: "Hey!" *the slingshot and marble fall out of his hand* Rin: "?! Pretty sneaky, you rat!" Shiratori: "Get off me, you fucking bitch!" madoka: *backing up, grabbing the slingshot and running* Shiratori: "What the hell you dumb fucks standing around for?! Get her!" -the other goonies run at her- Rin: "Not cool..." *runs after them--until Shiratori grabs his ankle* Shiratori: "You're not getting away that easily--" Rin: *stomps Shiratori's hand* Shirtori: "..." *LOUD HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM* Rin: -_-; *follows the goonies* madoka: *picks up a branch to defend herself* Goon #1: "D'aw, isn't this precious--she's going to leaf us to death!" -THWACK- Goon #1: *pulls back his hand* "D'ow!" Q^Q "That hurt!" -after that fiasco- madoka: a-are you alright, sir? Rin: *wipes blood from his mouth, not looking at her* "It's nothing." *starts to turn around* "I've had to deal with worse when I--" *stares at her* "..." .\\\. madoka: sir?.....sir! you're bleeding. *takes some bandaids from her bag and patches him up* Rin: "...Oh. Th-Thanks..." ("Oh crap oh crap oh crap--a cute girl. Don't say anything stupid, Rin! Be smart! Be suave! Be charming!") "...I punch good, huh?" ("...OH GODDAMN IT!") madoka: yeah, you sure did. ^^ .....*glances at the dead birds*...... Rin: "...He's done this shit for so long...I keep trying to stop him..." madoka:....we should bury them... Rin: "...Yeah. I think that's best. Get shoeboxes so dogs or cats can't get to them..." madoka: I don't exactly have any on me... *sad chuckle* Rin: "I think the priests got some lying around--not far from here." madoka:...ok...*sniff* Rin: "...I'm sorry." madoka: s-sorry I wasn't much help. Rin: "You kidding? You got Shiratori crying and that one goon in the balls!" madoka:...I-I guess so....ah! it's already nighttime! my parents are probably worried sick! Rin: "!!! Crap! I'm not gonna hear the end of it from the old man or Yukio..." *facepalm* madoka: I should head home. g-goodnight sir! *begins to run off* Rin: "Hold up! What's your name?" madoka: oh, it's madoka. Rin: *wave* "And I'm Rin." madoka: *smiles* nice meeting you, rin. ^^ *heads home* Rin: "..." ._. "Y-Yeah, you too..." -later- Yukio: *sigh* "What are we going to do with you?" Rin: "...Buy me a watch?" ^^; kyouko: and your bandaged up too. you got in another fight, didn't you? >8( Rin: -_-# "Can you blame me? Killing birds is insane..." kyouko:....I know, I know... Rin: "Well, it's been a long day--" *stretches* "So I--" Yukio: *pushes paperwork at Rin* "Finish your homework and paperwork." Rin: -_-;

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