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incorrect-primarchs-quotes · 3 days

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Magnus: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Lorgar: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Horus: A realist sees a freight train.

Konrad: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

#warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #incorrect quotes #primarch #konrad curze #horus lupercal #lorgar aurelian #magnus the red

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jukashi · 3 days

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#WH40k #Warhammer 40k #roboute guilliman #guilliman #lion el'jonson #sanguinius #konrad curze #horus heresy #the unremembered empire #wh40k meme

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cursed-40k-thoughts · 2 days

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I misread an earlier question someone sent in (where they were asking about 'melee combat') and had a mental image of them engaging in a Smash Bros Melee tourney. If that were to happen, who do you think would win? Up to you if this is pre-Heresy or post-Heresy. Bonus points if you sort out which characters everyone would pick.

Perturabo would tie for first. He’d hear there was a tourney, scowl thoughtfully, then fuck off for a week and come back having utterly mastered Sheik AND Kazuya.

His nemesis? Alpharius and Omegon, who have completely figured out the Ice Climbers’ desync strats.

Highlight of the entire tournament is Fulgrim (of course on Sephiroth) getting the shit beaten out of him by Angron and Konrad taking turns with Dedede. Konrad isn’t even in the tournament. He’s stashed energy drinks behind the couch and is drinking them (also behind the couch) but popped up to help, because he thought it was funny.

Sanguinius is generally wrecking face on Shulk, but even he has to pause to admire the utterly bewildering level of high-end bullshit that Perturabo and the Twins are slinging at each other.

#ask #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #primarch #primarchs #warhammer 30k #Sanguinius #Perturabo #Konrad Curze #Alpharius #Fulgrim #Alpharius Omegon #Super Smash Bros #Angron

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sharenadraculea · 3 months

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If the primarchs had social media

Lion: There is nothing on his accounts. Not even a profile-picture. Someone is still logging into them every so often. Fulgrim: On all the plattforms. Primarely family-blogger: look at my perfect kids, my perfect spaceship, my perfect partner, my perfect healthy breakfest, my perfect make-up. OnlyFans-account on the side. Get‘s into controversies all the time. Perty: Angry rants. Has spent to much time on Twitter. Old man yells at cloud type of stuff. Jagh: And this is how we‘ll break the speed-limit today! Talks about bikes, how to mod them, drives them around very fast, ect. Occasional horse-pictures. Leman: Puppies! Just cute dog-pictures and -videos, of every canine he encounters in the galaxy Rogal: He isn‘t very good at social media. Sometimes posts bad selfies or pictures of his building projects. Completly ignores all of Pertys hate-comments Konrad: He writes fanfic. Edgy, dark, not very good fanfic. The protag is a clear self-insert and Mary Sue and brings justice to all the settings he puts them in. A ton of spelling errors. The plot barely holds together. He is very proud of it. Sang: He has official accounts with pretty pictures of him everywhere, but he has some private accounts that are just like his art and sometimes cute family pictures. Also why can I see Sang having a Vtuber-persona he livestreams with so people don‘t recognize him? Ferrus: Appears on Fulgrims accounts fairly often. Maybe does some gaming-content on the side Angron: Everything is very sporadic and when it‘s there it‘s pretty angry. Surprisingly talks a lot about issues with his disabilities and that he needs way more help than he get‘s and also all his trauma. Struggles a lot with typing and forming sentences, so it can be hard to understand at times. Roboute: A channel with tutorials for stuff like running a planet or putting on armour. If people ask him to explain something he can just send them a link. Morty: Not very active, sometimes pictures of some funky plants and little texts about them. Magnus: Video-essays. He dissappers for months and then returns with a four-hour-video (minimum) about the most random topic. Hugely popular. Horus: Look at my sexy abs! Look at my huge bicep! Soft-porn-pictures of him and his sons. Probally also had OnlyFans. Lorgar: Social media is great for preaching! So he does that! Deletes all his accounts after monarchia. Vulkan: Food! He loves trying out new recipes from diffrentc cultures! At the start of every recipe is a pagelong story, which people actually read Corvus: Also writes Fanfic. Very, very good fanfic if a bit edgy at times. Kind of has a rivalery with Konrad. Also runs a very active blog, about both writing and justice, with occasional bits about guerilla-warfare Alpharius Omegon: Just the worst trolls. Dozens if not hundreds of sockpuppet accounts. They are having a good time.

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dateless-bar · 17 days

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Primarch's Steam Profile

Some of the frame from: steam profile design

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canaries-in-dungeon · 7 months

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Please spread this so it breaks containment

#warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #the horus heresy #fulgrim #sanguinius #magnus the red #leman russ #konrad curze #malcador the sigillite #horus lupercal #lion el'jonson #wh40k

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roroco316 · 26 days

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a morden AU Konrad x reader

#warhammer 40k #primarch #primarch x reader #konrad curze

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skrankku · 10 months

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Some underrated relationships, in my opinion.

#fulgrim #konrad curze #lorgar aurelian #angron #perturabo #magnus the red #warhammer

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alternativeminiatures · 6 months

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Source Saccubasu / deadwolfia

#I bet his tongue is raspy like a cat's #warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40000 #konrad curze #adeptus mechanicus #night lords

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wervusindaart · 8 months

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Stereotypes

The result of a conversation I had regarding how these two are basically two sides of the same power, except their approach is drastically different… 😂